#than consider for one fucking second maybe they misunderstand the character and fandom they've been shitting on for the last 8 years.

[alligatorjesie]

You’re the kind of sicko who wants to fuck the Columbine shooters, aren’t you? You really can’t help but see the worst most violent and abusive and scary men ever and imminently run to defend everything they’ve ever done. Never mind that they killed people. Their victims lives don’t matter! Not to you!! Once a nazifucker, always a nazifucker, and if you fuck them you’re one of them, and the only good nazi is a dead one. Kill yourself or I’ll kill you MYself, cuntrag

Oh man. What is that smell? It’s fucking horrible. Like a… frat boy threw up on a dead raccoon on the side of the road two weeks into July. @somethingscarlet13, is that fucking you? Knew I smelled that stench before. Bitch you hardly leave your computer desk, what the flying fuck are you going to do? Your arms have to be in full entropy from you only using your fingers to scroll tumblr and type out death threats, I’m not sure you could hold a weapon let alone use it. Maybe you could rub your unwashed troll pits all over me? That would be kinda gross, but would require you to leave your fucking house which you can’t seem to get enough go to do anything about the sister who you've made posts about wanting to drop dead, I’m probably pretty safe from you. So let's dig in shall we? I got some rancid meat to roast.

We’re gonna ignore all the Nazi shit because we have established long fucking ago that Ben isn’t a fucking Nazi here. It’s Hux if there was one. I know this because of this scene:

In saying that, there are technically no nazis in Star Wars as that is not an ideology anyone in these movies can have because there’s not jewish people in which to be fucking antisemitic to. Ben don’t really have a scene like this. In fact Ben came to Snoke originally not because he desired world domination but because he’s pretty sure his uncle just tried to kill him and knew Snoke well enough to consider that a good place to hide out at for a little bit. You know. From his uncle. Who he thinks just tried to kill him.

It’s all in this comic, not that you’ll fuckin’ read it.

Ben didn't even blow up the fucking temple. He crawls out of the rubble of his own hut after the whole Luke and his horribly timed moment of self reflection thing and it is only after he attempt to wake up the other students THEN the temple blows up. The boy didn't have jack shit to do with it. I'm telling you this because I know you wont read this comic and it sounds like you could use some fucking cliff notes.

It's very rich being told by someone who seems to deeply sympathize with Anakin, a character we do actually witness kill women and children, no even in wartime.

and then children in his own cult because a old fuck told him if he did that he could help Anakin cheat death.

And maybe his wife? A little bit? I mean he did have a hand in it.

But thinks Ben is just nonredeemable evil because he killed some enemies of war during wartime. I don’t think even outside of the movie material like in the comic and novelizations do we see Ben kill anyone who wasn’t apart of the war and enemies to the faction he was a part of.

I’ve never thought to sit down and do an actual fucking body count on these 2 characters but we fucking can if you want. Off the top of my head I’m pretty fucking sure Anakin has a way fucking higher ‘noncombat of war’ kill count vs Ben with just the sand people alone. That was an entire town he kill. Not even mentioning the jedi younglings he fucking slaughtered. At lest this town in The Force Awakens didn’t have any fucking kids in it because it's a Resistance town.

Yeah, that town at the beginning of The Force Awakens? That was filled with Resistance members. It’s a Resistance town. Says so in the audiobook. Were you ever fucking curious as to why everyone here was ready to throw down the fucking second the First Order showed up?

This place? Maz's temple? They said out loud they tracked Finn here, an AWOL solider they're actively looking for. Maz, who we can all be assured does not have a history of aligning with the Empire or the First Order.

This entire solar system?

Oops! That wasn’t Ben.

Hux and Snoke organized that one.

I figured this out when it was spoken out loud by Snoke in the movie, Not once but fucking twice:

As seen here by Snoke telling HUX to prepare the weapon and not sending BEN off to fucking do that instead.

And the second time:

Ben is literally tasked with Rey and is entirely uninvolved in all this bullshit.

I’m sympathetic to the character of Ben Solo because that’s kinda the point of these fucking movies. Even The Rise of Skywalker, fucking incoherent shit show that it was, couldn’t ignore the fact that the character of Ben Solo was always meant to be redeemed. As if it wasn’t telegraphed loudly enough by making him the emotionally damaged son of two characters who want their son back since they fucking say it enough, Leia Organa and Han Solo.

Not even halfway through the movie we have a whole interaction with this character that is him questioning his own faith.

Fuck, he stabs Han and Immediately has some pretty fucking intense feelings of regret.

so intense his own mother reacts to his grief.

This isn't Leia getting punched in the empathy so fucking hard she has to sit down from Han dying. Han died with peace, knowing his death would be the thing that finally brings their son home. This is Leia reacting to the pain that Ben is feeling in this moment.

Adam Driver and Carrie Fisher didn’t put their entire fucking badoosy into these genuine expressions of grief for you to sit there and misunderstand the basic structure of these character’s motivations.

And while I hate fucking saying this because I would absolutely love to spend hours explaining to you in graphic fucking detail how much further Ben's character progresses to the Light Side is throughout this movie, we’re just gonna fucking ignore The Last Jedi for this chat because I still have your mom and dad to fuck and plants to water. Assured that you’ve stopped reading beyond this point already as I am.

Listen, I get it you don’t like the character of Ben Solo/Kylo Ren but making a keystone of your fucking personality hating them through some real fucking obvious personal choices to disregard whole sections of the source material then going into tags you don’t fucking belong in to harass the people who do like that character isn’t winning you any fucking internet points mate.

But this Anon that is obviously @somethingscarlet13 has sparked an idea in me.

We’re gonna play a fun game that is every time I get a death threat from an Anti all because I like a fictional canon ship I’m going to add another tally to this banner and then I’m going to display this banner as my header! So everyone who comes here can see for themselves what kind of horseshit people like you are.

Don’t like reylo? That’s fucking fine, stay the fuck out of the tag. And for the love of fuck stop telling people you’re going to kill them for shipping. It’s fucking wild that it even needs said to you. Next you're gonna tell me you'd kill people for shipping Catradora, the literal cornerstone relationship of that entire series.

Oh FuCKiNG CHRIST