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Gee willikers I am not good at this game 😮💨
#to be fair I have had a few beers and am also very sleepy#I was just catching my second character up to the first which beat lion man w/ summons#and decided to do a cheeky lil solo attempt against DBDL and let me tell you#this is going to be a tomorrow problem 😴#gpoy#gpoyb
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Boyfriend is out of town for the week so why not have some casual kilt time?
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#how we feelin chat :D#i aaaaaaaaaaaa#tell me what u thought of the trailer bls here or in my inbox if you prefer :D#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: dreadwolf#dragon age 4#the dread wolf rises#da4#dragon age#bioware#video games#gpoy
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#gpoy#that's me#ok to rb#ootd#cute#selfie#me#halloween#halloween party#demon#ive got bat wings but you cant hardly tell#horns#costume
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Shower lewks
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Okay I'm going to try to be really brave and make a salad for dinner instead of eating my third cheese sandwich of the day.
#nothing wrong with salad I like salad#I have just been extremely resistant to actually making salad for reasons that are impossible to explain#except idk my brain is telling me that doing something different is too gargantuan of an effort to attempt#if I am in the habit of making salad everyday this is not a problem#but I got out of the habit like a month ago when I was having stomach issues#and I really want to get into the habit again so I am going to take a deep breath and put on a podcast and make myself#a goddamn salad#gpoy#also no shame on anyone who has eaten multiple multiple cheese sandwiches today#I just really want to switch it up well not having to change my routine LOL
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After Glow from being sick for a week
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✨lazy sunday🫶🏻
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me and @smeetlinglord are ur cool gay uncles
#me#gpoy#<3 bel#i found this while i was sorting and backing up my photos#from last summer#and i thought it was sooo funny#i showed it to bel and he was like *squints* bc he couldnt tell who was who at first lmao#queer power couple tbqfh#we are both the gayest person in any given room. i love him so much#i wanna be him when i grow up!!!!
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New hair cut. Before and after wash & haircare
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Hallowienies. My face wasn't ready to have green paint on it and my red wig wasn't compatible with my witch hat, but still, IYKYK.
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#me#selfie#gpoy#I need something to help me feel desirable#I think I look good here#someone needs to tell me I look beautiful and fuckable
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Girls gone shopping 😏
#I wish I had a baguette to symbolize that I was grocery shopping but all I had was white bread 😔#but also tumblr tells me white tops are the no. 1 demographic among my followers so#anyways I’ll probably post ass tomorrow so get excited all you thirst followers I gotchu babes 😘#gpoy
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Like I really try not to get mad at customer service people on the phone but when this interaction happens:
Customer service person: are you ready to answer the questions?
Me: Ok
Customer service person: I need you to answer me in the affirmative. Are you ready to answer the questions?
Me: yeah.
Customer service person: I need you to answer in the affirmative or we cannot move forward. Are you ready to answer the questions?
Me: yeah okay sure
Customer service person: I need you to answer me in the affirmative.
Me: is there an issue with the connection? can you not hear me?
Customer service person: I need you to answer me in the affirmative.
Me: Ok. I've already done that three times. What do you need me to say?
Customer service person: I need you to answer me in the affirmative.
Well finally I figured out that she would not accept anything but the word "yes" but by then we were both annoyed so yeah fun times.
#also why does Experian expect me to know the year in which my apartment building was constructed?#I remember once they asked me the color of my car and I gave them the correct answer and they said it was wrong so that was fun#fucking credit agencies#gpoy#apparently she wasn't allowed to actually tell me that she needed me to say the exact word yes because she had to follow some fucking scrip#and the script doesn't include telling people what they need to say to 'answer in the affirmative'
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I decided one of my worst traits is the amount of my own time I’m constantly wasting while simultaneously having ZERO tolerance for people wasting my time.
Like,
Me: [spending half an hour distracted from invoicing because I saw a cool bird and I need to figure out what it was]
Also me, later that day: [simmering with badly-suppressed rage because my boss called to tell me to do something but now won’t get off the phone to let me do it because he wants to have a long repetitive chat about how bad traffic has been lately]
#gpoy#also when customers ask a question and I say that I need to call someone to check on the answer#and then they waste ten minutes of the time I could have been doing that#by telling me five more times how important it is that I answer their question right now#last time that happened I had to go outside and punch a mesquite tree
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