#tell me this is not gpoy

[tsuchinokoroyale]

Gee willikers I am not good at this game 😮‍💨

[jayteu]

✂️😘

[adamsmasher]

Boyfriend is out of town for the week so why not have some casual kilt time?

[felassan]

[akayna]

[beserkerhealer]

Shower lewks

[kevindrakewriter]

After Glow from being sick for a week

[glutenfreehimbo]

New hair cut. Before and after wash & haircare

[donnerpartyofone]

Hallowienies. My face wasn't ready to have green paint on it and my red wig wasn't compatible with my witch hat, but still, IYKYK.

[blorbles]

felt really hot tonight 🤠

[everydayesterday]

[halffizzbin]

I decided one of my worst traits is the amount of my own time I’m constantly wasting while simultaneously having ZERO tolerance for people wasting my time.

Like,

Me: [spending half an hour distracted from invoicing because I saw a cool bird and I need to figure out what it was]

Also me, later that day: [simmering with badly-suppressed rage because my boss called to tell me to do something but now won’t get off the phone to let me do it because he wants to have a long repetitive chat about how bad traffic has been lately]

[akayna]

I think we looked pretty damn great @its-just-boo

[authoravalonroselin]

My best attempt to explain my gender is like--

How Others Perceive Me*: Ms. Female Girl Woman (TM)

How I Perceive Myself: A mini goblin. A small trash panda. Little gremlin that lives in Hoodietown. Hunched over and playing Pokemon since birth. This creacher is not complex enough to have a Gender.

How I Wish To Be Perceived: Androgynous long-haired Fire Emblem character and/or vampire that makes you question your sexuality (regardless of what your sexuality is)

Hell let me just be completely honest, Alexander Stirling from the fucking Vampire Kisses manga has had all of my gender envy since I was 13 and then Byleth came around to destroy, me entirely**.

My gender, apparently:

*"Others" here meaning "strangers at first glance" and "coworkers," not people who have known me for years and actually make the effort to de-feminize me in their minds because they know I'm not comfortable with being "a girl".

**The fact that these two characters are both boys does not make me a transman. I do resent that every stranger I meet immediately clocks me as AFAB but I don't want to transition to being male and would be equally uncomfortable being clocked as AMAB by all randos in the supermarket.

[sirdanjin]

If you have no question for today which persona confidant would you be?

[blo0dsta1ned]

Oh hey fellas 🖤