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#techically grian wouldn't be here but I needed to add him :P
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Okay trying to think of new plot idea by using an incorrect quote generator.
Here's some of my favorites:
Tango: Do you even know what an amulet is? Taurtis: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions! Tango: Taurtis, those are omelettes. Taurtis: Oh. Then I’ve got nothing.
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Etho: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours. Hels: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia. Tango: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred. Grian: You guys are fucking terrifying.
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*when the Squad drops food* Hels: Eh, oh well. Tango: FIVE-SECOND RULE! Grian: FUCK! Bdubs: *just gets more food* Etho: *drops to their knees and mourns the food* Taurtis: *eats the food off the ground*
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Etho: So we're gonna read what we wrote down so we can tell everyone in the class something about ourselves. Bdubs: Okay, my name is Bdubs but you can refer to me as Lord Farquad. Etho: Okay that's not happening- how about you! Taurtis: I'm Taurtis and I like the movie White Chicks! Etho: ...Okay... whatever, I respect that. Grian: My name is Grian and I hate this place, it actually sucks here... Etho: Okay... and you... Hels: *nervous* Uhhh my name is Hels and my favorite color is... math.
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