Okay trying to think of new plot idea by using an incorrect quote generator.
Here's some of my favorites:
Tango: Do you even know what an amulet is?
Taurtis: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions!
Tango: Taurtis, those are omelettes.
Taurtis: Oh. Then I’ve got nothing.
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Etho: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours.
Hels: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia.
Tango: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred.
Grian: You guys are fucking terrifying.
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*when the Squad drops food*
Hels: Eh, oh well.
Tango: FIVE-SECOND RULE!
Grian: FUCK!
Bdubs: *just gets more food*
Etho: *drops to their knees and mourns the food*
Taurtis: *eats the food off the ground*
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Etho: So we're gonna read what we wrote down so we can tell everyone in the class something about ourselves.
Bdubs: Okay, my name is Bdubs but you can refer to me as Lord Farquad.
Etho: Okay that's not happening- how about you!
Taurtis: I'm Taurtis and I like the movie White Chicks!
Etho: ...Okay... whatever, I respect that.
Grian: My name is Grian and I hate this place, it actually sucks here...
Etho: Okay... and you...
Hels: *nervous* Uhhh my name is Hels and my favorite color is... math.
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