#teacher didn't even care about him lolol

[boruwa-sranie]

I love raiden:) (I'm very normal about them)

redraw of a doodle I made on my school work cause I liked the idea way too much (under the cut)

teacher you don't get it I need to have this fucking twink on my schoolwork or else my calculations will get all fucked up!!

[akaakeis]

oh nooooo i tripped and fell for u into ur ask box

eating ny ice cream rn ;; strawberry is such a weird flavour like if i had to choose and get one i would not get strawberry but if irs rhere at home im finishinf ALL of it

ALSO, DRAWING ON PEOPLE'S HANDS 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

anyways about the iwa smau!!! genuinely have no motivation rn #tweaks BUT i would like to say that the yn is shamelessly based off me like i have consumed acrylic paint on multiple occasions (today) (with ice cream)

ILYT!!!!! IM WRITING THIS RN SO I CANT RESPOND (CRIES)

lost a mark in my chem test today im tweaking

BUT THE FREAKY ENGLISH TEACHER SAID IM ON THE RIGHT TRACK AND DOING GOOD AND AN ATTENTIVE STUDENT AND LIKR????????? ERMMMM SHES INSANE BUT FHE ACADEMIC VALIDATION GOES SOOO HARD

also like lowkey icl i was hanging around ur blog again rn and thats why i decided to send an ask !! ur blog is so pretty rrrrr

I ALSO BASICALLY JUST PEAKED IN HS CUZ THE LIBRARIAN RECOGNISED ME AND GAVE ME A BOOK RECOMMENDATION AND LET ME TAKE IT EVEN THOUGH IT DIDN'T HAVE THE PROPER STUFF TO BE FILED AS BORROWED (like each book has a code and this one didnt and she STILL gave it to me) SO LIKE BASICALLY SHE TRUSTS ME BC IVE BEEN OVER HERE FOR LIKE A YESR AT LEADT TAKING A BOOK THEN COMING BACK 1-2 DAYS LATER CUZ I FINISHED IT LOLOLS

also about OUR iwa fic i was js thinking like,, fake dating this dumbass b word ushiwaka and hes like ?? why me ??? "ur names rhyme kind of" ?? wth ??

lowkey think im immune to anything thats in acrylic paint now bc i have Eaten So Much Of It

anyways the book is lowkey good i havent finished it YET but irs called the girl on the train and like woahhhhhh smth like that at our super conservative school is iNsane

i hope u feel better soon!!! if u dont ill fly over and idk. magic

i have a maths test tmr rjejsjskssk the topic is fun but I Don't Know what if i Fail

OSHIT I WAS SUPPOSED TO LOCK IN AND DO HW OOPS ERM HRU TELL ME AB UR DAY ETC ETC and also any sav x yaku tidbits youd like to drop <- forgot the ship name AND AND AND THE ANONS THINF IS SO REAK KMFG

ok byebye ily xx

ah thats a shame 😞😞 hope your knee or whatever u banged on the way in heals up well lina 😞

yum yum yum ice cream!! i hope ur enjoying it!! also thats so real i feel like strawberry ice cream is just an odd flavor... but true that i always eat the strawberry ice cream in the freezer just to spite my other roommate (with love!!!) LMAO

also real 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ i adore when people draw on me or let me draw on them it js makes me so happy <3

DONT FEEL PRESSURED TO WORK ON IT!! BE SPORADIC!! DO IT WHENEVER YOU GET IDEAS!!! WE WILL STICK AROUND TO READ WHENEVER U DECIDE TO WRITE

NOOO NOT THE CHEM TEST IM SORRY LINA :((( ITLL ALL WORK OUT THO

NOT THE ENGLISH TEACHER. IM SORRY SHES MY OPP FROM WHAT IVE HEARD ABOUT HER SHES FREAKY I FEAR. BUT FOR THE ACADEMIC VALIDATION I SUPPOSE I GET IT...

HELP i didnt ever realize how much time you spent on my blog like genuinely 😭 BUT THANK YOU SM!! im super proud of this theme even tho its not the most intricate <3

WOOOW THE LIBRARIAN RECOGNIZED YOU AND TRUSTED YOU W AN UNFILED BOOK??? i aspire to be you but i never step foot into my school library i much prefer my public library... there's sm more books that i read there!!! BUT THATS GENUINELY SO COOL WTF

bro that fic will genuinely be so funny 😭 like the quote we were yapping ab earlier "ushijima?? the hell?? you don't even go to the same school as him?? 😨" iwa would be more confused than anything at first AND I THINK THATS HILARIOUS!! and pls ushijima just AGREEING hes a closeted himbo i swear i swear i swear

alina im genuinely concerned over the fact that you CONSUME acrylic paint? but whatever? i guess? please dont eat too much that's definitely not meant to be consumed 🧍‍♀️

im gonna add that book to my tbr list!! i read the synopsis and it sounds pretty good tbh

THANK YOU!! my roomie is taking care of me so i'll probably be fine within the next few days 🙂‍↕️

AND GOOD LUCK!! im sure you'll do amazing dont even play w me rn alina YOU WILL DO SO SO SO WELL YOU LITTLE MATH NERD (affectionate)

OH YEAH GO DO HOMEWORK WTF 😭 IM GOOD! I FEEL BETTER TODAY <3 IVE BEEN IN BED SINCE I WOKE UP SO THERE ISNT MUCH TO TELL YOU ABOUT BUT UHHHH LAST NIGHT I WATCHED HOWLS MOVING CASTLE WITH MY ROOMMATE!! SAV X YAKU IS SAVORI!!! COURTESY OF BAKERY ANON MY LOVE 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ UMM I DONT HAVE TIDBITS RN BUT ILL DM YOU WITH RANDOM ONES SOMETIME DURING THE DAY TRUST!!

bye bye!! ily ily <3

[bunkernine]

hey i was looking at your tags because that's what i do, but...why would someone fail you because you used a pen?

😠😠😠 MR DAVE 😠😠😠

okay okayokay, to clarify, I have never failed a class: it was math class lol, and the second year i had him (not because I failed, but because he moved to the next math level that year lolol). so me and him already had this argument because he HATES when people use pen in his class, except im annoying, I had gotten used to using a pen in EVERYTHING. the math class the year before I had him, my previous teacher didn't care because i was still correct and did my work ig. idk he just liked me lol

anyway. before every test, mr dave would say "NO PEN" and stare straight at me because i was the only one using pen. and so most of my classwork would be in pen because he never collected it, but my tests would begin with me frantically asking my classmates for a pencil. so i guess one day, I just forgot to use pencil and took his stupid lil quiz. the quiz was hard. half of the class failed. he's very diligent about making corrections on people's work and showing them why they got a half point off or whatever. he grades really hard but lol, im fine with math ig

i was sitting back in my chair, cocky as fuck knowing i was gonna pass. he looked at me and then handed me the test upside down (😒). a fat zero. he didn't even grade the rest of it, there were no marks. normally i doodle on math quizzes and he would interact or color them in but he gave me nothing!!! just a 0 and that was it. i shoved it in my bag and ignored my math bros who asked me about the grade. gonna pretend like i didn't feel the hot sting of tears and angrily glared out the window for the rest of class. he sat down at his desk and looked at me for my reaction and I had to act like I wasn't affected and my hp didn't drop to 0. fucking critical hit, KO

so after class i went to him and was like 😠 GIMME MY A 😠. he just told me that my actual grade was online but to never use pen again on a test... and I didn't because i just remember my pride shattering at seeing that 0 on that one test.

lol it was pretty funny too because I didn't even pass the test. i walked out of his class the day he taught the material, plus I don't do hw so I never reviewed it 💀 i got like a 2/10 or something lmao

[everyothermouse]

@bugs-and-bogs ty for enabling me uwu

Long peck yelling under the cut lol

BASICS

Name:peck [] Gender: male [] Sexuality: gay [] Species: succubus/incubus 

CHILDHOOD

I wrote a long ass explanation but I accidentally deleted it 😭😭😭 I'm just gonna summarize it (warning for sex mention! Actually warning for a fck ton of those in pecks life hes a succubus-):

1 like most succubi he was abandoned by his birth parents to maybe picked up by someone else

2 found by a human town. Talked to a witch abt how to take care of him, she said to feed him lot and when he grew up his stripes would grow in and he'd start feeding off of sex

3 a woman in town decided she could take him in. She brought the bab with her everywhere and since the town shares food she never worried about not having enough

4 when he started elementary school the other kids asked him about his tail and spots a lot, but they got used to it

5 he was a pretty girly kid and a big scaredy cat, he loved to hide behind his mom and teachers :3

6 TW sexual abuse, in late elementary one of his teachers was a major creep to him for being a succubus and he's pretty trustful of all adults. When his mom and the other adults found out they were PISSED and

7 decided to assign pe (an older teacher who will kick the ass of anyone who threatens the students in any way) to be a school guardian for peck to talk to if anything happened again.

8 onto middle school peck  started struggling hard in school thanks to his undiagnosed adhd. He also started feeling tired and restless often and didn't know why

[Removed an important thing here but basically his stripes grew in early]

TEENAGE YEARS

[Removed another thing here but basically him and pe are friends]

So he almost gets held back a grade before highschool but he pulls through because he got a bit of a pass for missed assignments because of his health issues. His #1 goal in highschool is just to fuck around and have fun, and also be the hottest person in the class because he thinks he's segsy as shit (peck voice: ahaha what if I developed hypersexuality because of sexual trauma but pretended it was just some natural succubus thing so I wouldn't have to accept it 🤪) and you know what he somewhat succeeds at both. He tended to kind of completely ignore his schoolwork in favor of going out on little adventures, mostly exploring the woods! Here's a summary of the top peck adventures that happened while he was a teenager! (Fyi: dont take any of the lessons to heart, I'm just showing how pecks teenage life effects his beliefs) [][][][]

the farmer: peck explores the woods with his cool stick and meets some cute dogs! He hangs out with them until a farmer finds them and thanks him for keeping the dogs in place, as they had ran off from the farm a little bit ago. He invites peck over since he's just finished baking cookies, and they have a lively afternoon chat over chocolate chip cookies and lemonade, and the farmer tells peck he's free to stop by anytime! New friend acquired :D estimated age: 15.5 lesson: stranger danger? Pffff naww [][][][]

Red: peck befriends a cute boy in his class when hes forced to the back with him for never shutting up around the chatty girls in the middle of the classroom. He can't just NOT talk during class so he starts chatting up cute boy, who is quiet but apparently has a vested interest in frogs and video games. Peck knows jackshit about either of those things, which he uses to his advantage to keep red chatting away about every little detail to fill him in. Cute boy is red, who's one of the only highschool friends peck keeps after the whole eight month thing, and I adore red uwu estimated age:16 lesson: talk to the cute boy even if he's the weird quiet kid [][][][]

Gamertime: peck gets semi adopted into reds friend group where they all hang out and play games and sometimes go rummage around the woods (peck drags them out there, hes a little forest goblin lolol.) Secret though is that peck is playing the long con by which I mean he's trying to get into all of their pants. Yes he does successfully do this, and yes they all know. Good for him I guess XD estimated age: 16.5 lesson: being a whore is fantastic and has no consequences [][][][]

camboy arc: it's exactly what it sounds like :') the next one is even worse you don't even know lol. Estimated age: 16.5 lesson: being a slut is not only great but it also pays in both money and validation [][][][]

my man gets fucking kidnapped: TOLD U THE NEXT ONE WAS WORSE LMAO this title is only half a joke, he meets up with a guy from his stream chat who essentially scoops him up into his van and kidnaps him, but peck is into it and no one gets hurt so not the worse thing that's happened to him I guess??? At some point he tells pe about this because he's supposed to tell pe abt this stuff and my boy gets lectured for about an hour about how much of an idiot he is lmaooo 😭😭😭 let's all say thank you to pe for keeping this little bastard succubus humble so he doesn't get killed estimated age: 17 lesson: don't get kidnapped and if you do call pe ig

ADULTHOOD

No introduction for this one we're heading straight back into the adventures. [][][][]

angels: while exploring the forest at night peck comes across a mysterious little community in the woods of angels, woah! And the angels are fuckin HUGE (average 9'0 tall with a wing span of 14'3) and while a normal person might run screaming at a giant hulking creature peck is like "I bet their wings aren't the only thing about them that's big 😏😏😏" and he decides to try and fuck them. As per usual the motherfucker succeeds at getting one of them, because the tall motherfucker saw this tiny 5'2 man and was like "ah, cute :3" so yeah I guess that happened. Now they're friends and peck comes and visits him in the woods sometimes, and all the angels love him because he's adorable and small and compliments their food (angel food is fucking delicious fyi) and he's very huggable :) estimated age: 18 lesson: angels are very lovely! [][][][]

peck fails to deliver on the lesson of that kidnapping one: so peck gets kidnapped again, woops! Look man he was just at a shady party bein a whore or whatever (btw when I say whore/shut I don't mean it in a derogatory way lol, it's because he calls himself a whore a lot, it's light hearted) and woops weird organization picks him up. I won't get into what happens there but it's not bad or anything. Long story short he basically gets to skip school and chill on the beach having sex for 2 months, but then he gets bored and decides to sneak off lol estimated age: 18 lesson: there is no lesson, hes on vacation from school so he's on vacation from learning lessons ok 🙄 [][][][]

pirates are shit/the pirate ship one (I swear my other stories have better chapter titles than this LMAO): peck sneaks onto a pirate ship so he can seduce the captain into visiting his towns beach and then flake on him. He does in fact seduce his way up to the captain and it's going great for a bit, they're just finishing up their planned route and then they can stop by pecks beach, yeehaw. Unfortunately the captain has a kind of short temper and will throw people into the dungeons (its not called a dungeon but you know, the little prison at the bottom of their ship? Dunno what it's called its like 3 am rn) and eventually this happens to peck. While down there he meets another prisoner who he hadn't met before, a succubus. He's never actually gotten to really talk to another succubus before so it's pretty exciting. The guy is pretty guarded at first, but eventually starts caving in and talking to peck. He finds out that his name is bray, and that he's from a densely populated area on The Continent (doesn't have a name yet :']) where things have been pretty rough for him since he was a child, which is a pretty common experience for succubi on The Continent. He was taken onto the ship as a writer for the captain, to write letters and such, but when the captain found out he was a succubus he started sexually abusing him and eventually locked him in the prison for disobedience. Peck had never heard of someone actually doing such a horrible thing outside of hypothetically and got very annoyed, and decided he would use his full powers for once to take so much energy from the captain and crew they'd all pass out and he and bray could escape. A very ambitious plan, I know. He pulls it off decently well, he seduces a guard to get out of his cell and dials his fancy succubus pheromones up to the extreme. How easy it was to basically take down the entire crew is probably the reason some people here are so terrified of succubi, if those bitches teamed up they could take over the world tbh. But anywho, it's escape time! Estimated age: 18 lesson: if rapists are getting you down you can always murder them 🥰 (I DO stand behind this lesson-) [][][][]

train: peck seduces the ticket man into getting him and bray tickets onto the train, and by seduces I mean they 100% banged. This for once was not necessary in the slightest, bray had money and he emphasized this, and peck didn't need to feed since he basically just fed enough on those pirates for the next 2 months, but peck insisted. So they take the train and bray tells peck about books, and peck excitedly rambles about his home town and how much bray is gonna love staying there! [][][][]

bray gets the spotlight for a bit: peck shows bray around, introduces him to all his friends, and bray struggles with being just like... safe, for the first time in his life. Bray and peck spend lots of time together and when winter comes around peck is feeling... strange feelings for him. And while bray is doing his thing taking steps towards recovery peck is in the background like 'oh shit oh fuck oh shit' because he's starting to develope feelings for the one person who sees him just entirely 100% as a friend, who bray fully trusts to never treat him like any of the other people in his life who only wanted him as a partner. So peck is just sitting here crying internally and respectfully using the romantic passion in his heart to fuel his dedication to their friendship TwT dw, his feelings will pass eventually. Until then they just stay together happily for like a year, during which peck also hangs out with all the other friends he's made along his adventures like farmer, pe, red, and angel. Estimated age: 18-19.5 [][][][]

'The whole 8 month thing': so. Peck is getting a little bored. He has his friends yeah, he's got tons of sexual partners, he parties like every weekend, but he needs to adventure! He's seen every corner of the woods around his house, he needs a little more! Soooo he sort of "accidentally" gets swept up again, but then escapes onto a train (he plans to later claim he was captured for longer than he actually was because judging by how many friends got mad at him for missing their graduation on his little pirate adventure, people are also gonna be mad about this. Who cares about their stupid graduation though, everyone his age complaining is just rubbing in his face that he's been held back like 3 years, or at least that's how he feels.) He takes a fuck ton of trains then kind of fucks around out in the big city and what not, but quickly decides on something more interesting when he spots a pair of mailmen he's seen in his forest before all the way out here. One is an older mail carrier (like 30-40) who is a rather uncommon species, being a cat person. He's fairly tall wide and hairy (well furry, cat people grow a lot of hair because they're cats) and generally speaking very much pecks type. The other is his apprentice, a younger mail carrier (young 20s) who is a very common species (especially in pecks area), being a satyr. He's somewhat lean but pretty strong (most satyr are) and not exactly pecks type, but he can dig it. Kitty boy is kinda low energy, which is the total opposite of satyr boy (who actually has a name!! Vignette, imma just call him Vinny tho) who's very excited to be on the job. They're on their way across the lands to deliver packages, and they're on a mail cycle which eventually leads back to their hometown. So peck decides this is the perfect adventure, and tries to convince them to let him come with them. They're not so sure about bringing someone who's not a mail carrier on their sacred mission, but peck convinces them he'd be super helpful because he can get them free hotel rooms and food and rides thanks to his ~succubus charm~. This sounds like total bullshit buuuut peck does kind of have a reputation for that kind of thing back home, and they feel a little bad that this guy is just stranded out here in a city miles away from home, so they decide to bring him with them. I'm actually writing (well daydreaming) this part of the story right now so it's not actually finished :') but you might have picked up on the formula by now, peck is definitely gonna try to fuck both of them at some point lmao. Basically their 3 person group dynamic is kitty boy as the voice of reason who's secretly a huge softy and just wants his friends to be safe, Vinny is the passionate mail enthusiast who will go to ridiculous (sometimes totally unsafe) lengths to get the mail delivered, but at the end of the day will always sacrifice himself over his friends, and peck who's sex appeal who is constantly being a cheerleader for the other two and adding his unnecessary spice of adventure into their mail delivery, often making things get more crazy than they need to be. But they all love eachother and are a great adventuring team! Also they're poly goals and I love them 😚 (ps sorry if I talked about this one more than the others, like I said it's the one I'm working on right now so I'm very excited about it lol) estimated age: 19.5-20 lesson: idk yet but he definitely learns that he is capable of committed relationships and that maybe polyamory is an option for him[][][][]

aftermath: just the aftermath of the whole eight month thing. Pe gets real upset with peck for once again disappearing for months without contacting anyone, and yeah of course pe is hella stressed about this because he was legit worried that peck was dead and everyone else was like 'oh you know peck, just another silly adventure, he'll be back next week' and it sucked and he wasn't. Bray was admittedly a little upset, but he did get sometime to figure out who he was without peck, which was nice ig. All of the gamer friends, tired of pecks bs, but red still holding on. Farmer is 100% chill, you could leave for like 30 years and when you came back he'd still be your friend. Mama wasn't worried in the first place but she did scold peck because he ran off and worried people's ice and that's bad. The angels were sad peck was gone but very happy to see him again! Yeah mostly him and pets friendship becomes a little rocky because of all this, and peck starts to look inside a little bit and apologizes to his friends and says he'll actually tell them what's going on from now on. For some people this isn't enough, because he's admitted he's gonna continue to be flaky and not really there for them, but it turns out fine with pe and the other important peeps. [][][][]

onward from this he parties and meets a cool guy named dre who's half succubus and they do their thing and try to out seduce eachother, and in a garden in the woods he meets wings, a nonbinary old world angel who he becomes very platonically close with but in a cool alterous queer platonic way. Red and him start dating, he might start dating wings and bray platonically, and I'm not gonna move beyond that until I'm done with 'the whole eight months thing' arc :P

FAMILY

Peck has 1 family member lol. His mama works basically managing the numbers side of the towns resources, she does the calculations to make sure everyone gets the right amount of supplies right on time. She's very strict at work, but has been surprisingly lax with peck since he turned 18, since from her perspective he's shown time and time again that he is responsible and able to take care of himself, even in dangerous situations. Tbh I don't actually have much on her, or at least I don't know how to describe her 😅 and I guess found family would be all the people I talked about in the life section, red, pe, bray, farmer, angel, wings, vinny, and kitty. Ohg btw farmer and kitty are dating, that ship ahs been a thing since before kitty was even a mailman. Peck has lots of people who are important in his life, and I think in a way all of thos people are family to him :)

FAVORITES

Smell: sex [] season: spring [] weather: sunny enough to get cool drinks and go to the beach, just breezy enough to adventure around outside without completely melting. Alternative: cold enough to make boys lend him their jackets (which he will never return >:3) but warm enough it's plausible that he didn't think to bring one [] food: just imagine I copy and pasted the entire john green 'cock is one of my favorite tastes' copypasta here [] color: probably specifically light teal leaning towards blue, but blue in general and pink are close!

TRAUMA?

I'm gonna say being kinda molested back near the end of elementary school was the worst one, he was just a kid :( he has quite a bit of other sexual trauma, but we won't get into that TwT

PARTNERS? MARRIAGE? KIDSSS????

Soooo many partners lmaoo mostly sexual  but he's started collecting queerplatonic and romantic ones too, so versatile lol. Not married, he's never really thought about it so like I guess it's not totally off the table??? Probably not but we'll see I guess lol. He also hasn't thought much about kids, I don't think he'll ever have any but who knows. If he does have them they won't be biological, he may be lookin submissive and breedable but he is also very infertile 😎 (most succubi are ✌😔)

SPECIES

He's a succubus, or I guess incubus? I don't distinguish them in unspeakable (thas the name of the paracosm he's from), to me it feels like saying human and huwoman you know, it's ridiculous lol. I made a species guide for the main species who appear in unspeakable https://everyothermouse.tumblr.com/post/656923774368743424/woops-wrong-blog they're based off the basic succubus concept of feeding on sexual energy, but I've made them more earthen than demon. Back in ye olden days they looked pretty damn human other than the stripes, the tail was a developement from succubi breeding with old world satyr, specifically the cow breed, which is no longer around. Old world satyrs fuckin got around man, every other species from their old world to new world traits just developed to be more similar to satyrs in one form or another because ye olden satyrs were such horny fucks. ...Any way that was a whole unrelated tangent, on to the next question-

JOB

At this point in the story (the whole eight month thing) I'd say he constitutes as a prostitute :>

NEURODIVERSE? QUEER? DISABLED?

Forgot to copy but: neurodivergent (adhd) queer (gay and I guess ambiguously intersex, cis, trans, or whatever the hell but hes a boy) and able bodied

Hi I may have accidentally spent the past 2 hours rambling about peck on a u quiz. Ummm I copy and pasted all of it in a google doc so uh would anyone be interested in hearing pecks Entire Life Story up til now (hez like 21 in canon rn).

[rfassholes]

Hey Gray! I love your blog :D I was wondering if you could do this request: RFA+Minor trio reacting to MC's and their own child being bullied in front of them (like maybe the bullies didn't see them RIGHT THERE) for being chubby but the daughter/son is like really chill and hits them with a 'I'm used to it it's ok' thank you :DD I'll request more now!! Good luck with your blog and excuse my english lolol

Hey now, you’re an all star I’m so sorry nobody is allowed to apologize for their English on this blog. You’re really good with it, so don’t worry at all! English is a bitch to learn, and if anyone judges you I will f i g h t. Also, no matter how many other blogs I’ve seen in the past, I still don’t know who makes up the minor trio. I’ve seen it mentioned a lot, and I always assumed it’s Jaehee, V, and Saeran. If it’s someone else, I’ll gladly write for them, too! (Dialogue of fat-shaming in Jaehee’s. Just a heads up!)

Yoosung:

He had to pick up your kid from school one day because he got off from work early

Yoosung drove there just a little too early when he saw your child getting harassed by three other kids

oh no

nonononono

Instead of just driving up, he parked that damn car and walked up

Just far enough so they thought he was a highschooler  even if hes older hes still small you can fight me on this

Once he was in earshot, his only thought was how dare they

The things they were saying were downright disgusting to him

Yoosung walked right up and tapped one of them on the shoulder

“Hey there buddy boy, I’m going to ask, no, tell you to kindly leave and never speak to my child again”

Your kid just kinda bip bopped along with him after he turned to leave after the kids had given half-hearted apologies

“Hey, Dad?” “What? Do you want ice cream? We can go. If you want to talk, we can do that, too” “I just wanted to say that you didn’t need to do that. What they said is pretty normal for me”

oh hell no

Yoosung just nodded slightly “But it doesn’t have to be” “It’s just like that, but can we still get ice cream?” “Yep! Just don’t tell, MC!” “Will you promise not to tell them about my school either? I don’t want them worried, since you seem to be”

So they went out to a small shop that wasn’t too far away from your home and talked about animals

Then once they got home, you could see him looking concerned at your child when the put their bag from school up

He went to his office and typed out an email

Turns out, he got the three kids suspended

PTA Dad Yoosung won’t stand for that shit

Didn’t tell MC because he promised

Zen:

You can’t tell me he’s not a PTA dad either

Sure, practice sometimes doesn’t allow him to go to every meeting

But you know he’s ready to fight Nancy at the bake sale because what were those brownies, Jesus, Nancy

aNYWAYS, you both had to go to one of those lame ass schools fairs

you couldn’t say no to your kid because those puppy eyes reminded you of Zen’s

You were waiting in line for food while Zen was buying tickets for things and you let your child go off with their friends

Then the yelling started dAMMIT, ZEN

“How dare you talk to my child like that?” “Well, um, sir-” “No, I’m not hearing it from you, young man” “I want to say-” “Not you either, young lady!”

Zen walked back with your kid in tow and he was fuming

“MC! Can we leave? There’s much better food at the restaurant we passed” “Only if you tell me what happened, because it looks like our daughter is perfectly fine” “No, she is nOT. They were making fun of her weight! How dare they insult our princess” “Zen, You sound like a script right now, calm down”

Your child just mumbled, “Well, that’s what happened during school anyways”

Turning around so quickly that you got bitch-slapped by his hair, he looked at your kid

He was n o t having this shit

“Who cares if you’ve got squish? There’s just more to love! Those kids are douchebags” “Zen-” “As long as you’re comfortable with you, there’s no issue. If you feel bad because of that snotbag, I will find out who his mom is and raise hell” “Zen-” “That one girl looked like her mom runs a drug cartel. I should know, too, because her mom is probably Bethany” “Hyun!”

He turned back towards you flashing a slightly awkward smile

“MC, that boy was a beast”

“Not this again” Well, damn, if your kid is sick of it, he probably should be, too

You ended up leaving after your kid was done with his shit wanted to leave

He may or may not have raised a little hell on the board

Gave a two minute monologue on bullying at the monthly meeting

Jaehee: (Good end and after end spoilers)

Your son liked to hang around the café after school was done with a few friends

He came in one day with several people, a few being ones you recognized

You were taking orders and Jaehee was wiping down tables along with picking up dishes

cue dramatic plate falling when she overheard their conversation

“Maybe your clothes wouldn’t be so big if your  parents didn’t bake so much for you” “He’s right. All those pastries can’t be that great. Especially with how little you do in PE” “Maybe stop eating all of your lun-”

“Excuse me, but who are you, ma’am?” “Just a friend of this kid” “Get out of this café” “Who are you? Where’s the manager?”

“Mom, it’s fi-” “I’m Mrs. Kang, the owner of this establishment, and the disgusting comments you are making are towards my son. Leave”

The girl turned bright red and moved to gather her things

Jaehee’s badass arm stopped her from properly getting up

“I thought it was heavily implied that you were to apologize”

She was downright glaring at this kid

You paused when nobody else was at the counter and turned your attention to what was going down

This look wasn’t even reserved for customers who threw orders at her

Once the girl left after having to repeat her apology several times, all the others followed, trying not to maintain eye contact with Jaehee

She slid in the booth across from your son and had a lengthy discussion about what was wrong for people to say

Jaehee had had enough in her life getting treated awfully, so your kid wasn’t allowed to have any of that

That night, you had to talk her out of fighting that kid

“Jaehee, that’s assault” “MC, it’s justice”

Seven:

He was dicking around with the security system at your kid’s school

It’s not stalking if its not obsessive

The system’s visual aspect may not be strong, but the audio was pretty okay

Seven just wanted to hear what your child was doing after the bell had rung (I had to look up if it was rung or rang just now)

As soon as he heard what a person was saying that was most definitely not your child, he was ready to f i g h t

Your kid came back from school that day and went to greet him

He may or may not have turned around in an office chair dramactically

“So who’s Jun Ho? He sounds like a real biiiii-I mean, jerkwad” “How do you know who he is? He’s in one of my classes.” “Some teacher emailed me saying he was being rude to you. Making remarks on your appearance or something” “Oh, yeah, he does that a lot. It stopped bugging me awhile ago”

Red Alert: How About No?

“He shouldn’t be saying things like that in the first place. Why do you even talk to him?” “Jun Ho gives me food” “As much as I love food, you should never be degraded to get it” “But it’s soda, and I can’t take that to school” “You won’t get in trouble if no one finds out. That’s besides the point. Can you please drop that douuu-um, that trashcan? You don’t deserve to be told anything that’s negative about yourself that isn’t constructive”

Your kid just tried to assure him that It’s Fine, Dad but it most definitely Was Not

So then he went into every social media account he could find of Jun Ho’s and left some lovely messages and photos for the kid to find later

Jumin:

you know this motherfucker sent your kid to a private school

He didn’t realize that not every person would be magically nice to eachother

Just let him believe

Jumin was content with that for awhile until The Incident

Your son was walking back into your home as he was video chatting people at a party

For some reason, their conversation dropped off to what sports people were playing and some dumbass in the background made a rude remark to your kid

Jumin walked over and took the phone from your son’s hand and got the attention of the teenagers

holy shit, that was the dude that their parents made those important business deals with

that suit is probably worth more than all my organs

damn, he looks like he’s about ready to fail all of us in a class

“Please refrain from ever contacting this phone ever again. Your words are unappreciated by myself”

Your son was desperately trying to mute him repeating that it was all okay

Jumin was still drilling these kids

“Furthermore, it is not any of your business to inquire about an individual’s health whatsoever. I will have you make good note that everything in this household is meticulously organized, so no, you’re not ‘concerned for his health’ or any other excuse that is as incompetent as yourselves. Have a good evening”

Sassy Jumin snapping that hang up button

Then he held out the phone to your son that took it nervously

“You’re never to speak to them again” “Dad, I-” “No, it is absolutely not fine. You will not be told that just because you’re not of the bare minimum weight, that you are any less of a human being. You are to be respected. If you are to speak to any of your classmates, please inform them that all business deals with their families will end soon.”

He most definitely called all of their parents that evening to tell them of these changes

Blocked every number he could

Also made sure that any future advertisements that were made by any department were to be inclusive of plus-size models

V:

There was a new museum and he was invited to attend it’s opening with his family

No way this Cotton Candy Man could say no when your daughter got excited at the mention of an artist she loved that was to have an exhibit showcased

Everyone had gotten dressed up for the occasion, including V in a snazzy I’m so sorry that I use that word suit, yourself in comfortable formal wear, and your daughter wearing a tighter blouse with a skirt

What she wore didn’t bug you or Jihyun, whatever made her the most loving to herself was fine by you

The three of you had walked in and were walking around to greet other guests and enjoy hors d'oeuvres

Your daughter walked off to admire the paintings until who you recognized as one of her fellow students walked up to her

There was no use in eavesdropping so you continued to walk as V walked into the room of the pieces

He honestly didn’t notice them until he could hear your child’s voice

Then he noticed what the other party was saying

Calm Dad walked over to them and apologized for his interruption in the conversation to tell off the student for what they were saying about your daughter’s outfit

“Hey, Dad, Mi Na wasn’t bothering me” “Then she was bothering me. Mi Na, please refrain from speaking negatively about my daughter’s appearance in the future. I assure you that whatever clothing she wishes to wear will not effect you”

You looked over to see the “Bitch, you ain't shit” smile on his face and got interested to see what was going on

He explained to you the situation then spoke to your daughter again with a short lecture on Why She Was Perfect and Why People Suck

Got the girl kicked out from the museum afterwards

To make it up, even though “It was fINE, DAD,” V was able to get artwork from the artist your daughter was so excited to see

Saeran:

this one’s going to do with an ice cream parlor I’m sorry

He agreed to go on a family outing as long as the crowds weren’t too big

Hey, if you made it this far, don’t mess it up

To his favorite ice cream parlor first!

None of you cared if it was eleven am

It was always time for ice cream

While you three were waiting in line, your child noticed that the person scooping was the dickbag of an upperclassman that had been harassing them for a couple of weeks

Saeran noticed how they acted and offered to get a table with them so that it would fit into conversation easily

They nodded and went with them so that he could ask what happened

Your kid told him that the boy at the counter was giving him shit for his weight and that “It’s perfectly fine”

Then Saeran was p i s s e d

He assured them that they were perfectly fine as long as they liked themselves

Saeran then offered for them to go back in the line where you were ordering your food

Your child was slightly anxious as to what he’d do to the worker

He glared at that upperclassman so strongly that you thought he had killed Saeran’s joy in life

Considering how much Saeran loved his new family, he pretty much did, so the kid deserved to be scared for half a minute

He then smiled at you when you handed a cone to him and you sat down with the three of you eating happily

Saeran noticed the glances he was getting but didn’t mind them

He glared at the kid again for good measure when he held open the door

I’m sorry that this took me so long! Also, no offense if your name is Nancy or Bethany. They’re just my go to PTA Mom names. I’m going to try to get at least two requests up each day. I hope that this was to your satisfaction, but I’ll happily fix anything if you see fit. Much love to you all!