#tbh i ship kabru/laios not bc i think they'd be a Good Couple (they would not)
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ok hear me out. kabru wanting to fuck laios but also not wanting to fuck him because he is absolutely certain that sex with laios would have to involve some kind of weird monster roleplay. but because kabru is kabru he overthinks this and spends an unhealthy amount of time figuring out how to negotiate around this and deciding what he would or would not be comfortable with (all without actually talking to laios or making any kind of move whatsoever).
then eventually they do get together and before they hook up for the first time kabru is like okay we need to talk first and he goes into great detail about exactly what he is and isn't willing to do and what monsters he is and isn't willing to roleplay as
and laios, to whom it has never occurred to blend his monster fixation with his sex life, just listens like "😳😳😳" and develops several new fetishes on the spot. and at some point laios is like wow I'd never thought of that before! and kabru is like oh. oh no. I've made him Worse.
#dungeon meshi tag#the only thing unrealistic about this is the idea that laios doesn't already know he's into these things lol#but i think it'd be funny if it just never occurred to him#and he's just like wow kabru is into some compelling stuff 👀#and then gets really deep into it#all because kabru couldn't let himself fantasize about vanilla sex with his crush because his brain was like 'that's not realistic'#kabru's need to be prepared and Win Every Social Interaction creates the exact thing he feared#tbh i ship kabru/laios not bc i think they'd be a Good Couple (they would not)#but bc the way their respective autisms present is so funny and incompatible#guy who overthinks people vs guy who never thinks about people bc monsters are so much cooler...they should kiss. badly.
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