#takes place during yoshi's golf tournament

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Mini Fanfic #780: Playing Golf (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

12:56 p.m. at the Other Side of Bonny Greens.....

Lavenza: (Sitting Next to Morgana While Watching Pit, Ryuji, Yusuke, and Dark Pit Play Golf) Is golf really as competitive as most sports are in this world?

Morgana: (Turns to Lavenza While Holding a Clipboard) Yeah, but it can be pretty fun for the most part. I would teach you how to play, but....(Frowns a Little) Not sure if my paws can do me any good in the long run.....

Lavenza: (Turns to Morgana With a Worried Frown on her Face) Do you still miss being a human?

Morgana: Yeah......I know it was a one time thing and everything, but......('Sigh') I'd be lying if I say I didn't miss it a little......

Lavenza: (Picks Morgana Up Close to Her and Hugs Him) Do not lose hope, Morgana. I am certain that you will become human again soon enough.

Morgana: Yeah.....(Smiles Softly) You're right. I'm not gonna give up on this. Once I'm human again, we'll do lots a things together. Play some sports, go to the movie theater together, go to restaurants.

Lavenza: (Smiles Brightly at her Feline Companion) And you are also welcome to hold my hand whenever you like.

Morgana: (Eyes Widened While Blushing) H-H-Holding your hand!? W-W-What makes you think I would want to do that!?

Lavenza: You seem to enjoy holding it when you were human. So naturally, it would make sense that you would miss doing that as well, yes?

Morgana: I-I-I mean.... Y-You're not wrong, but-

Lavenza: (Raised an Eyebrow) Buuuuuut?~

Morgana: (Stare at Lavenza For a Brief Second Sighing in Defeat) Fiiiiiiiiiine.... You're right....I....(Blush Turns Bright Red) Wouldn't mind holding your hand again......

Lavenza: (Giggles Softly as She Hugs Morgana Again) I'd figured that would be the case~ I wouldn't mind it either, Morgana.

Meanwhile........

Ryuji: (Watching Pit Stick his Thumb Out For Wind With DP and Yusuke) You know....This is nice.

Yusuke: (Smiles Relaxingly) I agree. As someone who is not fond of sports in general, I, for one, think this refreshing.

Dark Pit: (Simply Shrugs) Eh. I prefer other sports than this really. But yeah. (Smiles a Little).This is relax-

Before the dark angel could finish his sentence, the trio suddenly notice Yoshi, Waluigi, Bowser Jr., and Mayor Pauline racing among themselves I the distance while screaming in the process.

Yusuke: (Eyes Widened in a Bit of Surprise) What.... exactly did we just witnessed right now?

Dark Pit: Don't know, don't care. I'm not even gonna try and question it either.

Yusuke: Are you certain that you are not a tad bit curious about this?

Ryuji: Yeah, man....('Sigh') It's not even worth it at this point, ya know?

Yusuke: ('Sighs a bit in Defeat') Very well.

Dark Pit: (Turns to Pit) Hey, Pit-Stain! Are you done standing there, doing nothing or what!?

Pit: I'm not just standing, Pitto! I was just checking out how strong the winds are! Make sure it won't mess me up and stuff!

Dark Pit: Dude, all you have to do is make the ball to the hole. Now, get it over with already before I kick your dumbass to submission!!

Pit: Okay! Okay! Fine. Sheesh.....

With hopeful wishing, Pit look back and forth at the ball and hole for a brief second before putting the ball in question. Only for it to......

'Chip in Sound'

Pit: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprised) I did it? I-I made it in?

Morgana: Yep. You got yourself a Birdie.

Lavenza: (Smiles Brightly at Pit) Well done.

Pit: ...................(Pump Two of his Fists Up in the Air Victoriously) WOOOOOOO!!!! YEAHHHHHHHHH!!! (Keeps Pumping his Fist Back and Forth While Doing a Victory Dance)

Dark Pit: (Starts Pinching his Nose in Annoyance at the Sight of his Brother Dancing) ...............

Ryuji: (Eyes Widened at the Whole Scene Playing Out Along With Yusuke) ............Dude.

Lavenza/Morgana: (Stares at the Dance With a Bit of Distaste Before Covering Each Other's Eyes)

Pit: BIRD! DIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

'SMACK'

Dark Pit: (Smack Pit Upside the Head with his Fist) CUT THAT SHIT OUT ALREADY!!!

Pit: (Winces in Pain While Calming Himself Down) Owwwwww.....(Turns to DP With a Soft Glare) Did you HAVE to hit me that hard like that?

Dark Pit: Trust me, Pit-Stain. If I wanted to hit you hard enough, I would've Electroshock you out of orbit instead.

Ryuji: Yeah, man.... You....kinda deserve that smack in the head for that one.

Yusuke: That was a rather cringeworthy dance number if I've ever seen one......

Pit: Yeah......(Chuckles Awkwardly) Sorry about that, you guys. I never thought I would actually make it towards that hole. (Smiles Brightly) Now I'm in the lead-

'Chip in Sound'

Lavenza: Oh my! It seems that the Queen has earned herself an Eagle.

Makoto: (Gasps from the Distance) An Eagle!? Yay!!~

Ren: (From a Distance) Ah hell yeah! That's my Queen!~

Pit: (Lowers in Head Down in Defeat) Ohh....

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Mini Fanfic #261: Kids React to a Bunch of Adults Losing in a Golf Game (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

Mario

Mario: (Runs Around while Crying on screen)

Ness: You know....It kind of baffles me to see Mario act like a sore loser in this...

Lucas: Yeah....and I always thought he would be humble in these kind of sport games.

Ashley: (Shrugged) I guess even heroes can have their moments of poor sportsmanship.

Bowser Jr: (Smirking at Mario's Misery) ('Heh') This is pretty hilarious to me.

Popo: (Rolled his Eyes) Of course you would find something like this funny....

Bowser Jr: Well, no duh! The plumber's our dad's arch enemy. Watching him fail is like watching a cool scene in an action movie. (Smirks) It's always satisfying to watch.

Nana: Right........

Luigi

Luigi: (On the Screen) I'm a loser.....

Bowser Jr: (Smirks) That you are, Green Loser.

Ness: (Glares at Jr.) He's not a loser, Junior.

Nana: Yeah! Luigi's cool!

Toon: Respect the Green Plumber, Yo!

Bowser Jr: Alright fiiiiine....I won't make fun of everyone's (In a mocking manner) precious Green Boi or whatever....

Ness: ('Sigh') Just don't let Daisy hear you insulted Luigi like that, alright?

Meanwhile.....

Daisy: (Immediately Paused her Cuddle Time with Luigi and place her hand on top of her head)

Luigi: (Starting to worry) What's wrong, Daisy?

Daisy: I'm not sure, Sweetie....But I could've sworn I heard a disturbance a second ago.......(Shrugged) Eh. I'm sure it was nothing. Let's get back to cuddling!

Luigi: Okay.

Peach

Peach: (Feeling Dizzy while Fainting on screen)

Ness: You know....this might be the most normal losing reaction we seen so far. Even if see her faint like that is kind of unnecessary.....

Ashley: Well she is the princess. She could only do much when it comes to losing a simple game of golf.....

Daisy

Daisy: (On Screen) Nononono you CLOUT!

Ness: ........Yeah. I could totally see Daisy acting like this in real life.

Rest of the kids: (Agrees to this as well)

Yoshi

Yoshi: (Fell Down from Dizziness while feeling sad on screen)

Nana: (Feels Completely Bad for the green dinosaur) Aww....even when he's sad, he's adorable....

Lucas: (Feels Bad as well) Yeah....I wanna hug him and tell him that it's okay....

Ashley: (Place a hand on Lucas' Shoulder Reassuringly)

Dark Pit: (From a Distance) (Laughing)

Yoshi: (From a Distance) What's so funny?!

Dark Pit: (From a Distance) Your shirt!

Yoshi: (Yells in Frustration From a Distance)

Koopa Troopa

Koopa Troopa: (Hides in his she'll in shame on screen)

Ness: Another Normal Reaction....For the Koopas anyway.....

Diddy: (Turns to Jr.) Did you or any of your family ever hide in your shells before?

Bowser Jr: Nah. We're too proud to hide like cowards.... Except for Morton, but it's whatever.

Donkey Kong

DK: (Throws a Random Barrel and Starts Slamming on the ground in Anger)

Toon: (Eyes Widened) Well.......It looks like someone certainly hates losing.....

Ness: (Turns to Diddy) Does he always act like this when he lose?

Diddy: Yep. But only in sport games, though. I think he got that from Cranky...

Ness: Maybe.....

Diddy Kong

Diddy: (Jumping Around in anger and going Ballistic on screen)

Toon: (Eyes Widened) Wow.....And here I thought DK had a bad temper......

Popo: (Turns to Diddy) What happened there, Diddy?

Nana: Yeah? How were you able to react to losing worse than Donkey Kong?

Diddy: (Starts Blushing) I-I was just going through a faze at the time. (Crosses his arms) And besides, I've matured since then.

Bowser Jr: I doubt that....

Wario

Wario: (Throws a Giant Boulder before rage quitting on screen)

Ashley: (Rolled her eyes) Leave it to Wario to act like a real sore loser in a sports game.

Lucas: Where did he even gets that giant boulder from anyways?

Ashley: Your guess is as good as mines, Lucas.

Suddenly that same boulder was thrown back at Wario's head, instantly making him into a tiny squished version of himself.

Ness: Oooh.... That's gotta leave a huge mark. I'm surprised he even survived from that alone.....

Ashley: (Turns Away while Scoffing) Well that's what he gets for throwing a random boulder like a childish maniac instead of accepting one simple loss like a normal human being....

Lucas: (Turns to Ashley in worry) Ashley, are you okay?

Ashley: (Gently Holds Lucas' hand while giving him a Small Smile) I'm okay, Lucas. I was just rambling is all.

Lucas: Okay..... F-Feel free to come to me if you need someone to talk to, okay?

Ashley: (Smiles Softly) I will. I promise. (Gives Lucas a peck on the cheek) Thank you.

Lucas: (Starts Blushing like Crazy)

Ashley: (Silently Giggles at how adorable her boyfriend is being right now)

Nana: (Gushes on her two friends) Awww~

Bowser Jr: (Rolled his eyes) Oh Barf....

Waluigi

Waluigi: (Starts Dramatically Making a Scene on screen)

Bowser Jr: ('Tch') Drama Queen......

Diddy: I guarantee you that this is exactly how he acted when he didn't get into Smash Bros.....

Other Kids: (Agrees to this As Well)

Birdo

Birdo: (Stomping Around in Distress on Screen)

Toon: (Whispers to Ness) So....is Birdo's really a girl or....

Ness: I have no idea, man......

Bowser

Bowser: (Got on his knees and starts Beating the ground in defeat on screen)

Ness: See? Even your dad is taking losing too seriously, Junior.

Bowser Jr: Yeah....Dad is the type of Koopa who doesn't like losing all that well.....

Lucas: Even to Mario?

Bowser Jr: Especially to Mario.

Bowser Jr.

Bowser Jr: (Starts Crying like a toddler on screen)

Toon: (Snickering) Wow, Junior. Didn't expect you to cry like that over a little golf game.

Diddy: (Starts Smirking) Wonder where you got THAT from?

Bowser Jr: (Starts Blushing Furiously) Oh shut up! I don't always act like that.

Ludwig: (Walking by) On the contrary, little brother, you always act this way. Even in public.....

Bowser Jr: (Blushes even Harder in anger) No one asked you, Luddy!! (Went back to pouting so more)

Ness: (I think he rest his case on this one.......)

Boo

Boo: (Rolling on the ground in Despair on screen)

Lucas: Does anyone find it weird that this Boo didn't get himself killed under the sunlight?

Bowser Jr: Lucas, they're Boos. They can withstand anything..... Somehow....

Shadow Mario

Shadow Mario: (Trips Down and Just Sat There while Feeling Annoyed on Screen)

Ness: Okay. So this is something I don't get. Junior, If you were in this game as well and you still got that Paint Brush to this day, who was orchestrating as Shadow Mario this entire time?

Bowser Jr: (Shrugged) I'm just as lose as you are, man. The moment the tournament was over, all I saw was E. Gadd's Paint Brush laying on the floor that day.

Toon: Speaking of which....Why did the Professor gave you that Paint Brush in the first place? Wasn't he suppose to be on Mario's side?

Bowser Jr: Honestly.....I have no idea. I don't even think Dad knew at the time he got it for me.

Ness: Hey.....you don't think he's actually been some evil scientist this entire time.....do you?.....

Bowser Jr: ..................Nah. It's probably just a coincidence or something.

Ness: (Felt Unsure about that answer) ......

Petey Piranha

Petey: (Starts Puking out Gop like mud before falling down on screen)

Kids: Ewwwwww!!

Bowser Jr: Oh relax, you babies! It's only mud.........I think.....

Ashley: (Unimpressed) Regardless, it's disgusting. Moving on.

Reaction Over

Ness: Okay so....I think I can speak for everyone when I say that (Turns at Diddy Kong and Bowser Jr) You guys.... take losing wayyy too seriously.

Diddy: Yeah....I won't deny that at least....

Bowser Jr: (Shrugged) We were acting like kids back there....I mean...Me and Diddy ARE kids, so there's some excuse for us....But i don't know what was with those adults during that time. And on a simple Golf game nonetheless....

Ashley: I think it's might be for the best to not think too much of their nonsense for the time being.

Everyone Else: Agreed.

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