#takes place after ren and makoto's propsal announcement was made

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Mini Fanfic #1260: Smash Family Meeting!! (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

12:15 p.m. at the Smash Mansion's Living Room.......

As the first day of the brand new year in the Smash Town continues to pass by the hour, the select few who has not only participated in the recent bet between the two soon to be married couple, Ren and Makoto, but also various other bets in the past, are all gathered in the living room, talking and socializing among one another until the sound of a grovel slamming down on the plate as they turn their attention to the host of today'smeeting: Princess Zelda.

Zelda: Settle down now, everyone! The Smash Family Meeting in session. (Smiles Brightly) First and foremost, I wanna wish you all a Happy New Year today!~ May this be our best one yet.

Everyone in the Room: (Cheers and Applauds in Rejoice)

Toon: WOO!

Zelda: (Giggles a Bit While Clapping as Well) Yes, yes~ There's a whole lot to look forward to: Possible snow days....

Everyone: Ooooh!~

Zelda: Preparations for Ren-Ren, Makoto, Ann, and Shiho's big, romantic wedding in the future~ (Giggles Some More)

Everyone: Ahhhhhhh!~

Zelda: And putting an end of placing bets once and for all!~

Everyone: ('Groans in Annoyance')

Zelda: (Pouts at Everyone Present in the Room in Front of Her and her Two Boys, Mewtwo and Owain) Oh, don't even give me all of that, you guys! You know this has been a long time coming. Even more so considering the recent bet you placed against Pitto of all people!

Dark Pit: (Sitting in the Middle of his Two Girlfriends on the Sofa Together, Annoyed and Pissed) Yeah, and I would've gotten away with all of that cash too if it weren't for this meddling family and their wholesomeness!

Misako: (Gently Ruffles the Top of her Boyfriend's Hair on One Side) Shimmer down, Babe. It's not really that big of a loss.

Kyoko: (Hugs Pitto's Arm on the Other Side) Yeah! Plus, you love your family and their wholesomeness, remember?

Dark Pit: ('Scoffs') Please. I only tolerate them as- bes....

Before he could dare try to finish the rest of his sentence, the dark angel sudden notice almost everyone in the room (except for Yoshi who is giving him an raised eyebrow, Mewtwo who as nonchalant as he always been, Misako who's smirking, and Kyoko who is giggling the whole way through) giving him sad puppy dog eyes.

Misako: Wanna go on?~

Dark Pit: (Pinches the Bridge of his Nose While Groaning in Annoyance and Defeat) No....I'm just gonna save myself the trouble and say I love you immensely or...whatever. (Turns Away While Blushing)

Everyone in the Room: AWWWWWWWWWW~

Zelda: (Giggles Softly) Good choice!~ We love you too, you big softy~ (Winks at Dark Pit)

Owain: (Let's Out a Nostalgic Like Sigh) This incident is beginning to bring back such fond memories~

Mewtwo: (Turns to Owain with a Raised Eyebrow in Curiosity) You've gambled as well, Owain?

Owain: (Chuckles Lightly) Not by choice. You see, my old friend/former fellow retainer, Niles, would used to drag me to a couple of these Black Jack him and his card mates at the gentleman's club bar as his bodyguard. I've learned quite a lot about their betting terms and sportsmanship as a whole despite it's rowdy atmosphere and the numerous all-out brawls that occurred at the time.

Zelda: (Eyes Widened in Complete Shock and Horror) All-Out Brawls!?

Owain: Yep. From fist fights to throwing chairs, even tables in some instances. Each of which gets more and more chaotic than the last. (Snickers a Bit) I don't I'll ever forget the time where this really huge fellow appeared behind me, out of nowhere, and spin me around like a mini twister before tossing me over to a group of other scalawags and knocking them out like bowling pins!

Owain begins to chuckle at the memory in question until he notices his fair madien is staring at him the whole with complete concern in her eyes

Owain: (Quickly Shakes his Hands and Gives Zelda a Sheepish, Yet Reassuring Looking Smile on his Face) B-B-But the damage I dealt that night wasn't completely bad, i assure you! Our highness' little sister was able to heal me the very next morning, right after she scolds Niles and I for our recklessness however.....(Chuckles a Bit Awkwardly)

Zelda: (Hugs Her Boyfriend Very Lovingly While Turning Back to the Crowd in the Room) Now you all see how dangerous these betting games can get?

Ness: That was one heck of story, I'll admit.

Owain: (Happily Bows His Head to his Audience) Thank you, I aim to please.

Ness: But I highly doubt the bets we do ends on a brawl of any kind.

Zelda: ('Sighs In a Bit of Relief') Thankfully. But it'll only be a matter of time for that to happen if you guys keep this up! I mean, honestly, do any valuable the money and allowance given to you these days?:

Yoshi: Yeah and we still do to this day.

Toon: More than all the cemonade stands and chores we have to do to earn them.

Zelda: Okay, good. Glad to see everyone have an ounce of common sense around here. Now, tell me this: How does it feel whenever you lose in a bet?

Toon/Ness: ('Sighs Heavily') Annoyed....

Yoshi: (Shrugs) I shrugged it off if anything.

Bowser Jr: (Pouts) I get mad.

Dark Pit: (Rolls his Eyes in Annoyance) Try getting annoyed and ticked off on a daily......

Lucas: (Frowns Sadly) I get very sad.....

Ashley hugs her saddened sunflower of a boyfriend, right on cue.

Roy: (Shrugs) I'd just bully people into giving me money back.

Zelda: (Raises an Eyebrow at Roy) Did you ever got away with doing that unscathed?

Roy starts thinking about how all of his previous bullying attempts ended with him either getting kicked in the chins, hit with Ashley's full blank magic blast, or German Suplexed on a hard creek floor, by his own little sister of all people.

Roy: ('Sighs in Defeat') Not even close......

Zelda: Thought so. We should be using the money we earned to buy what we wanna buy or even save and add more of it down the line, not waste it all away with these pointless bets.

Roy: (Points at Kirby Sitting on Top of the Sofa's Arm Rest with a Surprised Look on his Face) You should tell that our resident pink puffball over there. He's been winning the.mpst bets left and right since we started doing this whole thing.

Kirby: (Glares at Roy For Casually Snitching on Him) Poyo!

Zelda: ('Gasps') Kirby! Is this true!?

Roy: (Smirks at Kirby) We're waiting.

Kirby: (Nevously Rubs The Back of his Head Back and Forth While While Everyone in the Room is Staring at Him) Poyo.....Po...y- YAH! (Jumps Off of the Arm Rest and Makes a Run For It, Much to Almost Everyone's Shock)

Smash Kids: KIRBY!!

Roy: (Chuckles Evilly) Look alive, folks! We got ourselves a runner here!

Dark Pit: $50 says he makes it to the room- (Suddenly Gets Hit in the Shoulder by Misako) Ow! I'm kidding.

Mewtwo: ('Sigh') I got this.

Mewtwo uses his psychic powers to freezes Kirby's movements, keeping him from running away from the meeting any further, as he casually levitate him up in the air without any issues, much to thr puffball's surprise

Mewtwo: You really thought you could get away from us scott free, didn't you?

Kirby: (Siys in the Air While Pouting in Defeat) Poyo.......(Gets Levitated Over to Zelda)

Zelda: (Turns to her Best Friend) Thanks, Mewwy. I'll take it from here. (Grabs Hold of Kirby)

Mewtwo: (Simply Nodded)

Mewtwo releases his telekinesis energy off of Kirby's body as Zelda holds him up in the air, giving the most disappointed glare she could muster on her face.

Zelda: Kirby, what do our mothers say about running away from our problems?

Kirby: ('Sighs in Defeat') Poyopoyo Poyo....Po Poyo Popoyo Poyopoyo Poyo.

Zelda: (Lowers Kirby Down as She is Now Seen Carrying him in her Arms, Softening her Glare Down) Yes, we're very proud of you for using that money to help set up your bank account. (Starts Wiggling her Finger Onto Kirby's Nonexistent Nose with a Small Smirk on her Face) But that doesn't change the fact that placing bets is still troublesome, now does it?~

Kirby: (Giggles Ticklishly by Zelda's Finger Wiggling) Pohoyo Poyo!~

Zelda: ('Hmph') That's what I thought! You little goof~ (Kiss the Top of Kirby's Head)

'Munch Munch'

Hades: (Speaks While Munching on Some Chips) Yeah, Kirbs- ('Munch Munch') You should really know better than to gamble like that. ('Munch Mm Munch') And here I thought you're truly the innocent one in this wacky family. ('Munch Munch')

Zelda: (Gives Hades a Deadpinned Look on her Face Along With Everyone Else Present in the Room) Please quit talking with your mouth full, Hades. (Starts Pouting) Also, you're the last person that should be lecturing anyone on this issue when you participate in most of these bets yourself.

Everyone in the Room: Yeah!

Hades: (Makes his Bag of Chips Disappear Out of athin Air While Putting on a Smug Like Grin on his Face) Yes, but at the end of this glorious day, I still have the authority to set you little twerp straight, as your beloved Uncle Hades.

Dark Pit: No one ever appointed you as Uncle and I don't ever recall anyone in this family, loving your conivving ass, let alone tolerating you.

Hades: (Playfully Pouts at Pitto) Hey, watch it with the sailor mouth, angel boy. (Smirks Evilly) 'Less you want me traumatize you again with another abomination animation.

Kyoko: (Gives Hades a Darkened Glare Along with Misako) Do it and we'll send you straight back to the underworld ourselves.

Misako: (Slowly Cracking her Knuckles) Permanently.

Hades: (Eyes Immediately Widened Up in Pure Fear at the Sight of the Two Girls Intimidating Him with Their Twisted Glares) ('Gulp') Noted. B-But make no mistake, I happen to improved on being a role model these days.

Zelda: I don't believe you.

Owain: I can't believe you.

Mewtwo: I could care less.

Hades: (Comically Glares at the Trio in the Front) Oh, screw all of you! I am speaking in sinceresty here! (Crosses his Arms While Turning Away) Unlike my competitor, who has his fair share of placing own bets on the down low.

Zelda: He- (Eyes Widened in Complete Shock) WHAT!?

Hades: (Starts Nodding) Mmhmm. it's the truth. (Smirks Evilly Again Qhile Pointing to Dedede Walking By with his Girlfriend, Morrigan) You're more than welcome to ask him yourself, you know?

Zelda: (Puts on her Disappointed Angry Face) Gladly. UNCLE DEDEDEEEEEEE!

Dedede and Morrigan immediately stops in their tracks by the king's name being called out in an angry sounding voice

Zelda: Come over here to this meeting, right now!!

Morrigan: Oh dear. (Turns to her Beloved) Do ypu think it's something urgent?

Dedede: (Simply Shrugs) I'm sure it's nothing too crazy to worry about. Best we can do is just ignore them and-

Zelda: (Screams in a (Cute) Whiny Sounding Tone) DON'T IGNORE UUUUUUS!~

Everyone in the Living Room: YEAH!!

Morrigan: (Lightly Pouts at Dedede) DeDeDe, those are your precious little angels calling out for you right now. We must walk back over there and tend for them at once.

Dedede: ('Sighs in Defeat') Yeah, yeah, I know. (Raises an Eyebrow at Morrigan) Also, "we?"

Morrigan: (Happily Hugs De's Arm) I told you I want to contribute my role as an auntie the best I can, remember?

Dedede: Well, you better strap yourself in with me then, girl. Something tells me we're gonna be in for a looong ride on this one.....(Walks Over to the Living Room Along with Morrigan) What y'all kids want?

Zelda: Uncle Dedede, is it true that you've low-key placing bets on your freetime?

Dedede: Who told ya that crap? (Notices Hades Waving at Him All Cutesy and Innocent Like) Hades!? Y'all really been sitting here and believing what this poser say over your good 'ol ACTUAL Uncle De?

Mewtwo: We've been skeptical of his presence since the very first day he came here.

Dedede: As y'all should. (Glares at the Smug Looking Hades) That snake of a God ain't the one to put your faith on if you ask me.

Hades: Oh come now, your ex majesty, I still have my good moments here and there.

Dedede: Yeah, and yet your bad ones ends up out weighing them by a mile, every time. Don't think I haven't notice all the indecent "pranks" you keep pulling on my nephew with wings over there. Outta be ashamed!!

Dark Pit: TELL HIM STRAIGHT, UNC!!

Everyone in the Room: YEAH! (Applauds and Cheers in Rejoice)

Kyoko: No one messes with our Pitto-Kins and gets away with it!!!

Misako: Hey, how do you feel about joining our squad someday, sir?

Dedede: Squad? Y'all have your own Protection Squad now?

Dark Pit: Yep. It involves around me apparently.

Misako: (Pouts at his Boyfriend in Wings Along with her Girlfriend on the Left) There's nothing "apparent" about it, babe.

Kyoko: Your safety is our #1 priority, don't you ever forget it! (Kiss Pitto on the Cheek)

Dark Pit: Whatever you say.

Zelda: ('Sigh') Guys, we are losing focus on the main issue here.....

Morrigan: (Turns To Zelda) If you don't mind me asking, what is the topic you were all discussing in this "Smash Meeting" of yours?

Zelda: How dumb and reckless placing bets over our allowance has gotten in this mansion in recent years. (Smiles Brightly and Confidently) We're hopefully planning on putting an end to doing it once and for all. (Let's Out a Bit of a Heavily Sigh) Keyword being "Hopefully."....

Morrigan: I feel your pain and am rooting for you all as we speak, my dear. I'll never understand the appeal of this foolishness.....

Zelda: Right!? It's so dumb! Do you and your sister ever get wrap up in one yourselves, Auntie Morrigan?

Morrigan: (Places her Hands on Both her Cheeks While Smiling Very Fondly at that-) I'm an auntie!~ (Notices Zelda is Still Before Clearing Her Throat) Why, yes. We have place bets on a few , numerous ocassions. ('Sighs in Annoyance') And for some, unexplainable misfortunes, I always end up losing in the end, prompting her to find every opportunity to gloat about it within my presence! (Crosses her Arms While Pouting) So annoying......

Dedede: (Shrugs) 'Ey, it's miles better than having a bunch of sport fans and drunkards gloat at you all night at a sports bar.

Yoshi: You're talking about that same sports bar a few streets across from Big Bang's, right? You used place your wagers there?

Dedede: ('Sighs Heavily') Yeah.....Back when I real down on my luck after my exile from Dreamland. Got more losses in my than I could even care to remember counting at that point, so i stopped going shortly after. (Smiles a Bit) And I'm glad I didn't look back since. I rather spending the rest of my life being an uncle to you kids then wasting them tryin' and failin' to win a few buck-

Before he could finish his sentence, Dedede suddenly felt Zelda hugging him on his stomach, followed by Kirby, and few more others that happily joins in for the group hugfest

Dedede: (Winces a Bit in Pain Chuckling Hug) Wo-hoho now! Is this another New Years Group or something?

Zelda: (Smiles Brightly) More like a"We Love and Appericate You" kind of hug~ You've earned it after all the work and trouble put into looking after us.

Everyone in the hug pile happily nodding in a collective agreement.

Dedede: (Heart Begins to Melt in Genuine Happiness) Well, ain't y'all the sweetest in the world. Thank you. (Turns to See the Triuple Sitting on the Sofa) What y'all three waiting for? A hug invitation?

Dark Pit: Do we have to join?

Dedede: (Lughtly Glares at Pitto) Boy, don't you gimme that lazy attitude in a brand new year now. Come on.

Kyoko: (Smiles Brightly) Don't have to tell us twice, Mr. De!~ (Gets Up and Sprints Herself Over to the Griup Hug)

Misako: (Drags Pitto Along For the Group Hug with Her) You heard the man, babe.

Dark Pit: I'm going, I'm going.

Dedede: (Turns to One More Person Missing Out) You too, Roy. Step right up.

Roy: (Clicks his Teeth Before Getting Up From his Seating and Walking Over to Group Hug) I knew I should've never go in that dumb line......

Morrigan: (Smiles Softly at the Dedede's Group Hug Growing Larger by the Second) Such a wonderful uncle figure My King has become~

Hades: Eh. (Joinsin on the Dedede Group Hug Watch While Munching on Some Chips Again) He doesn't come close to my expertise in the role. ('Munch Munch Munch') (Turns to Morrigan) What do you even see in him anyways?

Morrigan: ('Sighs Very Dreamingly') Where do I even begin?~ He's sweet, tough, handsome, such a complete gentleman- (Forms a Seductive Smirk on her Face) and a major heart throb out AND inside the covers~ (Giggles Softly)

Hades: ('Heh') Like he could last thirty seconds in bed pleasing a succubus, let alone any woman for that matter.

Morrigan: (Gives Hades the Side Eye) Then you clearly don't know what My King is truly capable of, not like a nuisance of an underworld God such as yourself would care understand anything about love and compassion if hits ypu in ypur wrinkly face. ('Hmph') (Turns Away Before Walking Ocer to the Group Hug)

Hades: (Shrugs) Whatevs. I have a lot schemes to do on my time anyways. (Creates Himself a Dimensional Portal) Hades out. (Walks into the Portal as It Disappears into Thin Air)

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