#t-d-possum

[alphynix]

Apatemyids were a group of unique early placental mammals that lived during the first half of the Cenozoic, known from North America, Europe, and Asia. Due to their specialized anatomy their evolutionary relationships are rather murky (they were traditionally part of the convoluted mess that was "Insectivora"), but currently they're thought to be a very early offshoot of the Euarchontoglires, the branch of placentals that includes modern rodents, lagomorphs, treeshrews, colugos, and primates.

Living in what is now western Europe during the mid-Eocene, around 47 million years ago, Heterohyus nanus was a small apatemyid about 30cm long (~12") – although just over half of that length was made up of its tail.

Like other apatemyids it had a proportionally big boxy head, with large forward-pointing rodent-like incisors in its lower jaw and hooked "can-opener-shaped" incisors in its upper jaw.

Example of an apatemyid skull from the closely related American genus Sinclairella. From Samuels, Joshua X. "The first records of Sinclairella (Apatemyidae) from the Pacific Northwest, USA." PaleoBios 38.1 (2021). https://doi.org/10.5070/P9381053299

The rest of its body was rather slender, and fossils with soft tissue preservation from the Messel Pit in Germany show that it had a bushy tuft of longer fur at the end of its long tail.

But the most distinctive feature of apatemyids like Heterohyus were their fingers, with highly elongated second and third digits resembling those of modern striped possums and aye-ayes. This suggests they had a similar sort of woodpecker-like ecological role, climbing around in trees using their teeth to tear into bark and expose wood-boring insect holes, then probing around with their long fingers to extract their prey.

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References:

Kalthoff, D. C., W. Von Koenigswald, and C. Kurz. "A new specimen of Heterohyus nanus (Apatemyidae, Mammalia) from the Eocene of Messel (Germany) with unusual soft part preservation." Courier Forschungsinstitut Senckenberg 252 (2004): 1-12. https://www.researchgate.net/publication/263714512_A_new_specimen_of_Heterohyus_nanus_Apatemyidae_Mammalia_from_the_Eocene_of_Messel_Germany_with_unusual_soft-part_preservation

Koenigswald, W. V., and H-P. Schierning. "The ecological niche of an extinct group of mammals, the early Tertiary apatemyids." Nature 326.6113 (1987): 595-597. https://www.researchgate.net/publication/232761846_The_ecological_niche_of_early_Tertiary_apatemyids_-_extinct_group_of_mammals

Samuels, Joshua X. "The first records of Sinclairella (Apatemyidae) from the Pacific Northwest, USA." PaleoBios 38.1 (2021). https://doi.org/10.5070/P9381053299

Silcox, Mary T., et al. "Cranial anatomy of Paleocene and Eocene Labidolemur kayi (Mammalia: Apatotheria), and the relationships of the Apatemyidae to other mammals." Zoological Journal of the Linnean Society 160.4 (2010): 773-825. https://doi.org/10.1111/j.1096-3642.2009.00614.x

[urlocalnonbinarybastardwrites]

Nubbins Sawyer with a bimbo/himbo s/o:

-Nubbins is usually used to being the more naive so having you, well… it’s interesting

-at first, he gets a little irritated with you sometimes and can’t clearly express it, because he’s confused himself on how things simply don’t click for you sometimes

-when he learns your genuinely are unaware, he starts having (miraculously) a little more patience, even getting excited explaining things you lack knowledge about

-I have this hc he’s actually not bad with numbers because of counting all the roadkill he finds, and will guide you through multiplication, division, etc.

“See… just like the ten possums I found with their b-brains all out!”

-you two are both clueless as to social awareness, and have your own little language through just your eyes when you don’t really understand what someone is saying (sarcasm, complex subject matter)

-you seem naive to people hitting on you and don’t really know when it happens. Nubs def notices, and you get confused when he starts acting unhinged at a stranger that yelled a seemingly harmless (indeed harmful catcall) at you

“He was talking about wanting to rub a sausage on me, what a waste of hotdog- nubbins, why-“

“T-that’s not t-the sausage h-he was talking about, d-dummy”

*you realize* Ohhhhh- Hey, that’s not ok!

*im imagining a particular kind of bimbo/himbo, probably wears exposing outfits*

Slight nsfw below

*you’d go to sit on his lap in your tiny shorts, at the dinner table, smiling and confused when you feel something hard under you* “Oh, nubs! You silly thing! You left a dead animal in your pocket again-“ *reaching for it when he gives a small whimper, shaking his head, and you realize, giving him your best angel-innocent smile as you wiggle your ass up on him*

he’d love your (exposing) outfits, and eventually come to really appreciate the fact that even though you may not be the smartest, you put in so much effort into your everyday life ❤️❤️

[redraven393]

watching The Wild Robot Let's gooo

sun is shining and girly is clearly a morning person-love the multilinggual introduction.

someone out there has just wasted what I assume must have been millions of dollars to get this state-of-the-art robot only for it to be stranded in the middle of NO WHERE.

she is every managers ideal sales person omg her Voice acting is soo good!

OPP Gilry NOO (hits by waves) GILRY CLIMB Like a Crab

OH MY GOD SHE CAN MAKE STIKERSS- and she give them to all them.

Rozzem is fukin overwhelmed. her city-girl vibe is not meshing well with the Wild life.

ohhh~ learning mode? guess we doing the talking animal things huh, but from what I see from the day and night cycle it at least took Rozzem 8 days to learn the Animal language.

ROZZEM HONEY NOOO- omg they are all assholes-Rozzem sounded so sad omg honey.

Zeus is being an asshole - the Raccoons are being Assholes!! >:(

OMG NATURE IS JUST BEING AN ASSHOLE TO HER T-T

all of this was just from the first 10 minutes of the movie holly shit.

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OMG WE KILLED A FAMILY T-T Rozzem is not catching a break

THE BABY!- GET THEM ROZZ-

A BABY!!!!- BABY - A BABBY

no wait Rozz honey you cant just left a new born baby what to heck.

that's what you get for ignoring a toddler Rozz, they break your shit.

I've seen this view a lot.

SHUT UP MOM THEIR ACTING IS ON POINT (also night shade salad?)

helo Pinktail- a mom friend Rozz need- OMG did someone die?- he lived YAY

The possum mom and her Kids are great

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Rozz a while ago: I need to go back I no longer have a task I CAN'T FUNCTION WITHOUT A TASK so I must left this newborn

PinkT a tired mom of 7: oh honey being a mom is a full-time task

Rozz immediately committed to be a mom: :D happy to serve my task

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Rozz Honey, please be gentle with the newborn. oh shit, it's the FOX, what do you want FINK-local Goose EXPERT?

Rozz please tell your manufacturer to add some self-preservation program in you the next time you see them FINK PLEASE AT LEAST HELP THE CHILD

oh yeah no one has named the newborn yet

"Kindness is not surviving skill" The audience would remember that and judge you when the time comes.

OMG Rozz you cant just admit to murder like that get a lawyer first at least

OMG BABY NOOO- oh yeah Rozz? and launching the Baby into the air like last time is???

NEW HOME Project Let's GOO- omg that is a big hole, man is gonna be a cause to a plot point later I can tell.

BABY FIRST WORDS- love that the baby is learning by mimicking Roz & Fink's banter

Roz no you need to encourage the Baby

Yes-yes name for the baby! BRIGHTBILL

home finish, Fink is living that sugar baby lifestyle

it's not copying its taking inspiration you beaver!

Storytime for the baby!

for a fox that was so ready to kill the kid you sure do worry about their innocence Fink

ahh motherhood~

YOU CANT RUN FROM FATHERHOOD FINK- This is to heal your inner childhood

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TIME SKIPS!!!!

oh-oh no- OH NO BRIGHTBILL NOO why cant you inherit you Fox!dad personality instead T - T

THE ROBOT NOISES!!!

oh but Roz did teach him another language POG

glad you're still here with us Fink- and they're not WEIR they are Special.

aww they are so close to one another thoug- omg she is raising him to be a scientist

hi PinkTail and Kids- are they your new litter Pink?

SWIM TIME!- FINK is fukin savage to our boy

it's a swim alright....- aww Roz your mothering Program is on point now- Roz~ you need to let your teenage son do things on his own for once

hi mr. Beaver- huh i didn't expect to find more of them in this island

it may have because my teen years is not that long time ago but GOD do I feel the secondhand cringe

of course! even in the wild we will find Bullies- OMG BB NOO- GO TO HIM, MOM!

SHUT UP YOU PUSSIES FUCKING RAN AT THE FIRST SIGHT OF ROZ

BB call Roz MOM!!- SHUT UP BEFORE I FUKIN HUNT YOU DOWN FOR DUCK SEASON- Fink you are so the GOAT man- BB that is not how you talk to your PARENTS

omg Mr. Beaver hi??? why are you holding a knife??? Mr.Beaver???

off Roz honey we need to get you back in the factory buddy-

oh no the Back story reveal- ahh the Teen angst moments

EYYO BB THAT IS TO FAR !!

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Oh we're back at the crash site? ANOTHER ARM?? there were Other Robots in that POD???

HOLLT SHIT

huh so they reall are just mass-produced- so where are they going to anyway???

Hey other Roz! or Rummige? Rumi is what I gonna call you

Roz honey you need a fukin break or else you might just have a meltdown

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Roz, a tired mom to a teen goose: I have a Kid

Rumi, just being resurrected a minute ago: Girly Excuse me Wtf??

Rumi, flabbergasted by Roz's problem-solving idea: Gurl we were not meant to be a MOM

Roz still a tired goose Mom: I KNOW BUT I MUST

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OKAY BUT LIKE- shout out to Rumi who didn't even care that she wouldn't survive long, she just saw this fellow robot like her struggling and giving up her own way to be back home and prioritize Roz

Fink is struggling without his bodyguard but is willing to climb a fuk ass mountain to check up on Roz is just AGGAHJYGUIS.

EYY you're in this thing too Fox.

Aww Rozz you're great hon, don't let some teenager make you down like that.

UGH her voice!!! she sounded so longing to be needed!-

"Maybe there is someone small there that needs my help" roughly translated to "maybe there is someone out there that WANTS me to HELP" - IMCRYING OMG

uh oh, winter is coming - Fink really saying that BB has no friends

BB you ungrateful lil shit- tell em Fink.

wait Rozzie Honey if you could have learned the proper way for Geese to fly now why didn't you do the same with the swimming part, Rozzie??

aww i forgot Roz lost a leg :(

OLD MAN MR. PEDDLER YOU ARE THE GOAT

He's UP! - He's down - oh no, yeah Rozz you need that self-preservation program installed soon you either learn em yourself or imma break 4th wall to install it.

THUNDERBOLT! And yeah i love how Rozz is having more friends in the Island

BB gonna be flying like a fukin Predator bird this winter, those fukin bullies won't know what hit em!

hello longneck sir, your group has been terrible to Rozz's son

"we Geese are a cranky lot" sir do you know that your whole species is a fukin menace???

why does he sound like a school principal telling the Protag's mom that she needs to make sure his grade is stable if she want her son to have a shot at the team

Roz honey why do you know the size of your son's heart?

YEAH GET HIS ASS PinkT!

The Forest guys are warming up to the Odds Fam Aww :3

and it's DONE the Boy can FLY! >:D

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opp it's time everyone- wdym thing between you two is still weird

oh god he's really going away now huh? well at least LongNeck is a good fellow

"this Flight is a gift from Roz to you-" "do you see any others that are as small as you?" - YES! give that kid a lesson in perspective!

noooo Rozzie you don't need to hesitate calling BB your son

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BB: will you be here when i get back? Roz: no me seeing there is still like 40 minutes left: uhhhh -------------------------- Say sorry you lil shit, or like thank you.-ah, and there he goes.

AUYSUGJAVXBXAVXAG FUCK T o T

THE LAST GOODBYE MY HEART FUHCHHKKK

welp, task over yeah Fink now you can go back to your unkind life where everything wants to kill you all the time.

help why do they sound like divorced parents already, the kid literally just left for college not a minute ago

JUST SAY YOU GUYS STILL WANT TO BE FRIENDS OMG

i mean she is clearly running on minimum energy with a deteriorating body because Nature is a bitch so uhhhh

FINK FUKIN COME BACK YOU COWARD

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oh shit there are actually humans defuq I forgot about them.

checking in with Goose Child they are landing in what seems to be a very futuristic corn farm.

OMG ANOTHER ROZ- OH SHIT ANOTHER ROZ

YES, Grandpa LongNeck you know what's up!- UFF and too think all this is caused by a herd of Geese jeez

THAT'S NOT A ROZZEM - WHY DO THEY HAVE A FUKIN WAR MACHINE IN A FARM!!- YEAH LET'S GO BB!-

wait no Grandpa LongNeck - NO

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oh hey! Awww i knew you guys will stick together.- bad storm huh- Rescue MISSION

PINKTAIL!-Lmao Finks no- Thunderstrom!!- MR. PADDLER SIR! (he is still going at it wtf)

ROZ honey you're wasting to much energy love- the BEAR TOO???

ah, shit-this is too much chaos- "the jerk wants to speak" lmao.

YEAH SO DON'T BE A JERK ASSHOLES!

oh no Rozzie please stay safe

The bear's name is THORN

Rozzie you okay hun?- SHE LIVES!!- and to wait for baby- HE'S HERE!!

aw LongNeck- aw Rozzie- ROZZIE STAY AND TALK TO YOUR SON ISTG

uhhh-UHHHHHH- UH?????? - Vontra?- uh?- why she is so touchy???

uh OH , ROZZUM- ISN'T THIS A BIT MORE THEN NECESSARY??

THORN!- THE GANG'S ALL HERE

NATURE vs AI LET'S GOOO

TITLE DROP SHE DID THE TITLE DROP

FIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHT

the acting school are doing wonders

NOO ROZZIE- VONTRA U BITCH

YES BB SHOW THEM WHY GEESE ARE FUKIN MENACES

also the forest fire...

give it up Vontra you could never defeat God's biggest mistakes

oh- oh kid- oh kiddo i am so sorry- oh honey

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH- fuck

oh?-oh! ROZZIE!

back to the Gang and the forest fire- hope we didn't left anyone behind-

oh MR. PADDLER SIR! we need your tree!

THUNDERBOLT

RIP i guess hope yu went to hell Vontra

Roz?-ROZ?- ROZZIE?!! WHAT'S WITH FLASH BACK ROZZIE??- ROZZUM WHY DID YOU THROW AWAY YOUR HEART?!- ROZ??!!

oh damn, that is a big Tsunami-

Rozzum?- aww you get a 10/10 finally Roz- oh -oh sheesh-

oh Rozzie- oh BB- Oh Fink- oh god YOU GUYS!

OMG THE ART

wtf Roz you can't make me sad like that.-

well, at least the gang is still as strong as ever- ROZ CAN HAVE WINGS???

nah you guys can't just let her be stuck as a farmer bot after ALL THAT!!

glad Fink and Mr. Peddler are friends now

i see what you did there Dreamwork- give us a "nice" ending but not the actually good one

[noblehouseofgay]

Me, sees a raccoon and a possum: b a r t y a n d e v a n

[mayhem-moth]

Intro page:

Most importantly:

Please look at these posts if you can. I do not mind if you don't look at the rest of this introduction, but at least look at these posts.

Things i'll block people for:

*Anyone who is pro-israel or is pro any genocide.

*Policing people on harmless identities and ways of being. Just let people chill in peace please.

*Discriminatory behavior. DON'T BE RACIST, HOMOPHOBIC, TRANSPHOBIC, ANTI-SEMETIC, ISLAMAPHOBIC, APHOBIC, ABLEIST, etc If you don't want me to block you.

*Basically, if someone is just being an ass honestly :/. I prefer communication, but if someone is deliberately hurting others, i will not waste my time.

ABOUT ME:

OKAY, SERIOUS STUFF ALREADY PUT OUT THERE THIS IS THE NOT IMPORTANT SECTION. ....I NEVER KNOW WHAT TO PUT HERE. AHG, I'LL UPDATE IT LATER, WHO CARES.(This part has been updated a lot, apparently i actually know a lot of things to put here now)

I am nonbinary, nonbinary ecompasses a wide range of identities and experiences and so here is what nonbinary means to me if anyones interested (warning contains personal stuff): (My gender decided to be confusing again im still using nonbinary because its better than alternatives but genders being wierd rn)

OH I KNOW I'LL JUST PUT A BUNCH OF RANDOM SMALL TALK THINGS I LIKE

Favorite color: blue,green, purple (can you tell?)

Favorite animals: Cats, Moths, Tardigrades, Possums, Sea toads(LOOK AT THIS LIL GUY👇)

They derp. Gongeous.

Hobbies: Art purdy much

FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS TOO LOOK!! Also send me your own :D

Rp blogs:

@the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem

@tren-the-goblin (not using anymore. If i do She will need major changes. To both design and personality. )

@wizard-of-science-aya-k (Will use but fair warning shes kinda fucked up-. She is also very entertwined with my other rp characters story and you probably won't go to long without that character becoming entertwined depending on what i feel like)

@draknie-mothman (I dunno what to do with this adorable beastly fellow not using for rp rn)

@the-unknowable

Other blogs:

@mayhem-moth-spams-reblog (I never use this account anymore now. Absolutely useless and takes the fun out of torturing your moots and followers.)

[NO IM NOT SHARING MY VENT BLOG]

Alt accounts:

@mayhem-moth-2 (this is my main alt. I have used it for rps with the the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem account before. My excuse is that im lazy.)

@tren-the-goblin-2 (not using)

[athena-greek-goddess]

*Runs at you full speed and pulls a baby possum out of my pocket and hands it to you*

T H E C H I L D

Thanks

[askthesawyers]

Hey mfs it's me again (I'm so sorry for bugging u I'm bored :( ) anywaysss- I got more questions for u 4-

Question one:drayton !!!, what's the secret ingredient in your famous chilli?

Question 2:CHOP TOP alr. Smash or pass, would you smash or pass me. (Srry if weird.)

Not rlly a question:N U B B I N S i got abunch of roadkill pics for u..of skunks, dogs, possums, all that :3

Question 4:bubba whos the last person u killed?

Question 5:chop top I rlly like your plate and uh..AHHHH IM MAKING THIS SO AWKWARD..I get flustered easily my ass is like a tomato rn I'm blushing so bad-

Anddd chop top I LUV YOU <33333

wowie zowie i sure do love sleep)) "M e a t." "I don't even know what ya look like! and thats reaaaal important! tsktsk.. so can't answer yet -v-" "GIMMEE G-GGIIMEE! >:D" *Bubba points at a random woman spread out on the table* "My plate hmmm..? why don't ya lliiickk iittt..~ i'll make some noises if ya do ;]"

[warrior-names]

Prefixes/Suffixes for SkyClan Cats

Words from things that can't be found in North America or Europe aren't included; this list is made based on SkyClan territory, culture, & prey.

75+ prefixes and 40+ suffixes under the cut!

Prefixes

A

Apple-

Ash-

B

Bat-

Beech-

Berry-

Birch-

Bird-

Blackbird-

Bloom-

Blooming-

Blossom-

Blueberry-

Branch-

Butterfly-

C

Canary-

Canopy-

Cardinal-

Cherry-

Cloud-

Crow-

D

Dandelion-

Dogwood-

Dove-

Dream-

Dreaming-

Dreamy-

E

Elm-

F

Feather-

Fog-

Freckle-

Frog-

H

Hop-

Huckleberry-

I

Ink-

Ivy-

J

Jay-

Juneberry-

L

Lacewing-

M

Magpie-

Maple-

Moon-

Moth-

Mulberry-

N

Nest-

O

Oak-

Oriole-

P

Pigeon-

Pine-

Pinecone-

Plum-

Poplar-

Possum-

Q

Quail-

Quill-

R

Robin-

S

Seed-

Shimmer-

Song-

Sparrow-

Speckle-

Speckled-

Squirrel-

Strawberry-

Sugarplum-

Sunrise-

Sunset-

Sycamore-

T

Talon-

Tulip-

Twig-

V

Vine-

W

Walnut-

Warbler-

Wish-

Wren-

Suffixes

B

berry

bird

bloom

blossom

branch

C

call

canopy

climb

D

dream

F

fall

feather

flake

flight

flower

freckle

G

glimmer

H

hop

J

jump

L

leap

P

perch

pit

Q

quill

S

seed

shimmer

shine

song

speckle

spot

swoop

T

talon

twitch

V

vine

W

whisper

wing

wish

[ask-nubbins-sawyer]

are you roadkill? cause ur poss-some🤩💖

haha..! T-thats a good one!- sp-speaking of possums, i- I caught one of the lil guys the other day- h-he'a still alive. D-don't go telling Drayton though.. he ain't much of a fan of me k-keeping em.

[trinket-o-pawsum]

This possum is ✨ c a f f e i n a t e d ✨

[ashwithapen]

url song tag game :D

thanks to @yesireadbooks and @fire-but-ashes-too for tagging me! i love music so much so i love little games like this :))

what you have to do is spell your url with song titles and then tag as many people as there are letters.

shout out to my playlist with literally all of my music for making it easier to find + pick songs lmao

A - Aerie by Lena Raine

S - Scott Pilgrim vs. My GPA by Mom Jeans.

H - Hours Outside in the Snow by Modern Baseball

W - White Winter Hymnal by Fleet Foxes

I - It's Getting Wild Getting Older by Loupe

T - Theseus by The Oh Hellos

H - [The] Humours of Whiskey by Hozier

A - About You by The 1975

P - Polite Company by Rainbow Kitten Surprise

E - Everlong by Foo Fighters

N - Nervous Young Inhumans by Car Seat Headrest

TAGGING (11): @leisoree @enne-uni @caffeine-powered-aroace @palebdot @tea-and-mercury @holdmyteaplease @purplehandshumanfeelings @junypr-camus @guessillcallitar @desastreus @the-stray-storyteller

below the cut: me being unable to just choose one/two for each letter lmaoo

A:

All Eyes On Me (Song Only) by Bo Burnham

Alpha by C418

S:

Safe by Surf Curse

Safe and Sound by Capital Cities

Sarah by Alex G

Satisfied by the original Broadway cast of Hamilton

Seventeen by the cast of Heathers: The Musical

Sex by The 1975

Sober to Death by Car Seat Headrest

Somebody To Love by Queen

H:

Happier Than Ever by Billie Eilish

haunt me (x 3) by Teen Suicide

Heartache by Toby Fox

Here I Am (Classic Version) by Bryan Adams

Hide by Rainbow Kitten Surprise

History Maker by DEAN FUJIOKA

Home by Toby Fox

Hopes and Dreams by Toby Fox

Hysteria by Def Leppard

W:

Whatever It Takes by Imagine Dragons

when the light turns red by Miki Ratsula

WORDS WORDS WORDS by Bo Burnham

Would That I by Hozier

I:

I Didn't Change My Number by Billie Eilish

IDK You Yet by Alexander23

I'll Be Good by Jaymes Young

I/Me/Myself by Will Wood

In My Room by Chance Peña

Into Númenor by Bear McCreary

Intro by C418

Iris by The Goo Goo Dolls

I Say No by the cast recording of Heathers: The Musical

It's All Futile! It's All Pointless! by Lovejoy & by Wilbur Soot

It's Only Sex by Car Seat Headrest

T:

Take It Back by Darci, OZZIE

Taswell by C418

Teenager In Love by Neon Trees

Teenagers by My Chemical Romance

Teen Idle by MARINA

Tell It to My Heart by Paris Paloma

Therapy by Jonathan Larson

Time Travel Kool Aid by Half an Orange Ephixa

Toothless Lost by John Powell

Two Time by Jack Stauber's Micropop

P:

Painkillers by Rainbow Kitten Surprise

Passerine by The Oh Hellos

Poison Root by Alex G

Possum Queen by Rainbow Kitten Surprise

Pothole by Modern Baseball

Privately Owned Spiral Galaxy by Lovejoy

Pursuit of Happiness by Kid Cudi, MGMT, Ratatat

E:

Edge of the World by DESERT STAR

Edward 40hands by Mom Jeans.

Enterlude by The Killers

Eurus by The Oh Hellos

Everybody Gets High by MISSIO

Everyone but You by The Front Bottoms

Exitlude by The Killers

N:

Nellie by Dr. Dog

Never Coming Home by Scruffpuppie

New Person, Same Old Mistakes by Tame Impala

[A] New Victim by Nathan Hanover Synthonic Orchestra

Non-Stop by the original Broadway cast of Hamilton

Not Alone by Darren Chris & by the cast of StarKid's Apocalyptour

Notches by Crywank

notice me by ROLE MODEL BENEE

Now or Never by Halsey

[nikholascrow]

uh hi there buddy- (finally redoing this should be done later today)

this is my introduction i guess

🦷 ——————————————— 🦷

🦝 hello I’m Niko!!! But you can call me Nick, Neeks, or Nikholas if you’re feeling fancy and formal (or any nickname steming from the name Nikholas)

🍃 my pronouns are he/ey (he/him/his and ey/em/eirs) i’m totally okay with you just picking one set and sticking to them you don’t have to switch between but you’re welcome to if you’d like

📀 interaction guidelines if you’re feeling silly: tone tags almost always required, feel free to ask me to draw stuff i might if i think its cool or funny but try to keep all stuff you want to draw somewhat sfw you can go ham with dialogue tho i just might edit it if i am not comfy, if you wanna tease/gently insult me idm just slap /t on the end so i know it’s nothing serious, feel free to call me pet names if you want idm :]

📷 what to expect: chaos. I post a lot about the marauders mostly my silly hcs and sometimes my other silly little interests

🌱 likes: caffeine, crocheting, skating, sea slugs, costume design, plants, possums, raccoons, funky looking socks, naps, dnd (but I’ve only played once D:), pjo, marauders, marvel (sometimes), shiny rocks, pirates, my ocs

🧦 dislikes: being perceived, humidity, Costco, my own birthday, peanut butter, holes in my socks qwq, bell peppers, rich people, romanticization of unhealthy things, jk rowling

🐌 I have not had a single intelligent thought in my life but i own 29 house plants and counting

🍟 very much a dumbledore isn’t a good person typa guy (because it’s true) also fuck jkr

💫 hey you! yeah you!!! i have an ao3 now should check it out :{ ao3

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[palepersonmiracle]

B R U H

I found this stinky possum......I wanna keep him 🤲

U P D A T E

Good news wife said we can keep the stinky possum! Said he's cute enough to be "Petable Roadkill" so I fed them Doritos. I think he likes them well enough 😌✨✨

[chorastar]

here’s a dumb lil sketch type thingy of a short story my brain randomly made (wowwie two oc posts in a row I really don’t have any ideas huh)

Part two to the possum shirt drawing >:D

basically reid decided to be a lil sh!t and annoy may until she made him a grilled cheese (randomly deciding they live together. It’s the trans b!tch household…..)

why may? 1. …..they live together

2. He just likes annoying her bc it’s fun >:D

3. She’s the only one who can cook…… idk if he knows how to use a stove

BUTTTTT they don’t have sh!t at their house (Reid ate all the DAM CHEESE)

so may doesn’t bother to change and just….. goes to the store

because they have the same dynamic as me and someone in my friend group, she decides to pay for everything (she’s gonna steal the leftover stuff)

so Reid just puts random sh!t in the cart (he is not sneaky) and then this happens like 10 times ⬆️

yea :D

Srry for info dumping about my dumb ocs their just silli

[feeling-grubby]

I want to ramble so I'm gonna ramble about my characters typing quirks and then some quirk ideas I had but not really attached to any characters I plan to make. Just kind of thought of them is all and will probably never use them.

Hollies-> she replaced M's with 3+ in order to match the sign she has. Some people didn't get that at first until I explained it to them. I am told it's annoying typing quirks to deal with

Zynier-> he combines the last letter of a word with the same letter at the start of a new word. For example "standstill = stand still." It's supposed to be kind of slurred together speech as he is secretly very lazy and often eepy.

Tikvah-> she adds the prefix and suffix that are supposed to look like her sign. This is what the two look like with no words between "Ɛ>][<3". She also speaks in 'code'. This code is how middle schoolers use to type in numbers in a calculator and turn it upside down to spell boobs the number sequence being 58008. There are a little over 100 'code words' she uses. An example is "hello = Ɛ>]0.7734[<3" it's probably awful to read through but hey I thought it was neat.

Angora-> his typing quirk is where he upper case every value. To show him stressing and emphasizing vowels to show a pitch change giving him a loud and animated voice. Atleast that was my intent. An example of his quirk in use is "thE qUIck brOwn fOx JUmps Over thE lAzy dOg." He also has the most emoticons to help push the idea even more he is animated and very pressive.

⦕⦿w⦿⦖ - 0_0

⦕-w-⦖ - -_-

⦕^w^⦖ - ^u^

⦕°^°⦖ - *^*

⦕×w×⦖ - x_x

⦕⁰x⁰⦖ - 0x0

⦕TwT⦖ - TwT

⦕OwO⦖ - 0w0

⦕ÔwÕ⦖ - ‘,:/

⦕Ò  ᳕Ó⦖ - >:3

Rakker-> his typing quirk makes as many letters as possible have smile-y faces. I don't really have a reason for this other than I thought it fit a clown character. Here's the example. "The qüic:k br:o)wn f:o)x jümps :o):>er the lazy :D:o)g" If you are having a hard time finding all the faces here.

ü = u

:o) = o

C: = c

 :>  = v

:D = d/D

Maebel-> her quirk is straight forward. She is associated heavily with death so her t's become these weird crosses to resemble cross grave markers. "✣he quick brown fox jumps over ✣he lazy dog."

Piapot-> They doesn't have any but if anyone has suggestions for basically a possum reincarnated into a troll I am happy to hear them. They are precious little non-binary trash baby.

Nvidia-> she has prefix and suffix to resemble computer code, plus whenever replaces e's with 3 hinting at her mutations. I am thinking of changing it soon to be instead three i's to replace the e.

Ex. 1 without change

"<p>th3 quick brown fox jumps ov3r th3 lazy dog:</p>"

Ex. 2 with change

" <p>thiii quick brown fox jumps oviiir thiii lazy dog:</p>"

N/a-> Troll opens up dialogue screaming and ends with screaming the resulting message looking something like this "AAA<hello friend>AAA". More a's are added or taken away depending on the importance of the message, or the intensity of the ton. Also a's with switch between upper case to lower case to help trolls figure out the tone of the message. This man is panicking outwardly 24/7.

N/a-> this one is for a specifically a highblood. Basically they assume people intelligence level and add definitions in parentheses when talking. Making it into a long winded rant suppose to be as annoying as kankri (possibly more annoying even.)

Ex.

"You do not have any significance (meaning; the quality of being worthy of attention/importance) to me. Your existence is null (having or associated with the value zero). There is a dearth (meaning; a scarcity or lack of something) any good qualities within thyself. Your personality makes me discomfit (meaning; cause to lose ones composure) because of the scarcity (meaning; very little of) good qualities(meaning; a distinctive attribute or characteristic possessed by someone or something.) you have. The only reason I have brought myself to stay was your adulation (meaning; excessive flattery or praise) towards me. The rest of your attributes( a quality or feature regarded as a characteristic or inherent part of someone or something) are crude (meaning; in a natural or raw state) and decorum (meaning;behavior that is well-mannered) . I am sorry if you find this as a diatribe (meaning; abusive and bitter attack through speech or writing) towards you but it needed to be said and I need to say this to teach you a much needed and warranted lesson."

The words that he gives definitions for will vary based on who he is talking to. The lower the blood caste the lower the reading level he will assume. If he is talking to a burgundy he will straight up provide definitions for words like "big". When talking to a highblood that is still below him the reading difficulty he assume goes to a college level words. If the highblood is higher than him he is not risking making assumptions and will drop the definitions.

If I ever think of more I will reblog this, and add more. But yeah those are my dumb typing quirks I have thought of.