#system crashed into a building or drove off a bridge?' SO HARD SGDGGDGDGDGD i was like π agsgdggdgdgd
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I really wasnt expecting that anti-apple post to get notes sgdgdgdg I feel so validated ππ
#marquilla#i mean androids could be better too but at least theres variety and you can customize it without 'jail breaking'#also we can have ad block on our phones π get fucked π€#teslas and iphones are two things tech bros (gender neutral) loooove to have and it's so funny in a cringey way like okay enjoy your death#trap on wheels and your gonna break in 3 years phone. you got me! im a broke bitch! π#BaldBastard has both as well as my aunts husband well he rents them when they rent cars but it's like yall are so lame agdgdgdgd#like im sorry but you could be the coolest person on the planet but the second you have either or god forbid both of those you turn into a#fucking loser sgdgdgdg (and again im mocking apple elitists not people who happen to own iphones and are normal ab it)#he didnt get to rent a Tesla last time they came in and he was SO MAD they gave him a hybrid car not a tesla bc he wanted 'the Tesla#experience' and i had to literally bite my tongue to keep myself from saying 'oh you mean burning to death or drowning bc the self driving#system crashed into a building or drove off a bridge?' SO HARD SGDGGDGDGDGD i was like π agsgdggdgdgd#oh or did you want the tesla experience where you rearend someone on the highway and are thrown out the windshield bc theres no#crumple zones? that experience?#they ofc all have apple watches and are CONSTANTLY checking them for notifications its so fucking rude
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