#swat kats hard drive

[leleamo]

DARK TEAM!!

[trishabeakens]

People on Twitter suggested Swat Kats characters for me to draw. And my friends watched me finish this on stream. <3 It was fun!

[sharksmirk]

Swat Kats Christmas card I did in collab with SwatKATS.info! The whole thing just cracks me up 😂

[bat-anon]

Hey so pornbots send people malicious links to steal their personal information, right? And Hard Drive’s whole thing is hacking, right? So if SWAT Kats took place in today, what are the chances that Hard Drive would hack systems by being a pornbot?

[pineappleciders]

Yoo hoo !! I’d like to request Butters, Craig, Wendy, and/or Tweek with a reader who is their older sibling. The reader is in their late teens & has the sarcastic older sibling thing going on, like the same vibes as Rodrick Heffley, Kat Stratford, or Daria. Thank you ^^

butters, craig, wendy, and tweek with a stereotypical older sibling reader

A/N: i'm the youngest out of 4 and my brother was very rodrick coded so this is based off that also i love this gif

butters stotch

honestly being raised by the same parents it's a miracle you didn't turn out exactly like him LMFAO

he is constantly getting noogies from you and whenever you high-five or pat his back you do it way too hard and he goes "owie" and then giggles. or cries idk

if you drive him around or pick him up from school he's always asking if you can stop at mcdonald's and gets all sheepish when you deadpan at him

looooves piggy back rides. put him on your shoulders or back and like pretend you're an airplane and he loves it. and then like throw him onto the bed and he gets all giddy and tells you to do it again

he's always knocking on your door and asking you to play or draw with him. he gets sad if you ignore him or tell him to go away

always dragging you into his games!!!!! like you don't want to but he does puppy eyes to get u to roleplay as professor chaos' enemy (or sidekick!) and if he makes you play with the rest of the kids too they all cry super hard when you destroy them😭😭(esp cartman)

he would forever think ur awesome if you got payback on cartman for him. like idk beat eric up or threaten him and butters thinks you're the coolest person in the world

craig tucker

lots of middle fingers. lots of them

when he flips you off you tug his middle finger up and slam it under his nose (like the 'you have something on your shirt' thing but with his middle finger LOL) and he gets all pissy after

you had to put a 'fuck off' sign on your door to get him to stop annoying you whenever he's bored. you two are always competing for your parents to take your side

you love to tease him about tweek. like you twirl your hair and giggle and kick your feet on his bed talking about how he's finally getting bitches while he's trying to do homework

you keep hiding his hats but somehow he always has another. he's like charlie brown but with blue chullo hats

lots of punching. you punch his arm all the time or swat his head and at first he retaliates but then you hit him even harder and he stops (albeit angrily)

trolls you all the time by messing up your room and fucking idk. he seems like the type of dude to set up a treasure hunt to find like your phone he hid or something LOL he sets up riddles and everything

you beat him up for it

calls you emo when you go through a phase and bullies you for it. you call him a homo and he shuts up

wendy testaburger

you're always ruffling her hair and flicking her forehead. like just in normal conversation it's a habit to flick her head or nose to emphasize a point

she definitely comes to you a lot about her problems, like socially and stuff. always ranting to you about stan in your bed and you're just praying that she shuts the fuck up

you have helped her with a lot of her issues though!!!!! like it's reluctant but you give her a lot of good advice about boys and friendships. even if you gag whenever she brings up her boyfriend

i imagine you listening to like. hard rock or metal when you're going through an edgy phase and wendy either makes fun of you for it or comes into your room and starts headbanging with you. probably both

always wants you to play games and do stuff with her. like she gets barbie and the twelve dancing princesses and is scratching and begging at your door for you to try it with her

and she LOVES just dance. you're like flopped on the couch out of breath because you're old as shit and she's like happily dancing away without breaking a sweat

if you're a girl, she's always making you sleep in her room and do skincare and girl stuff. she calls it 'girls night'. if you aren't a girl she still does it but she doesn't call it that LOL. makes fun of you if you don't want to do it because it's 'for girls'

tweek tweak

if you hit him he hits you back. hit him harder he hits you harder. he gets his ass beat but he is determined not to go down without a fight!!!!

when you work the same shift at tweek bros you're constantly slacking off and blackmailing him into doing all the work and not telling ur parents LMFAO. it annoys him so much

you spook him with like scary stories and stuff because you know he freaks out over it. and you regret it when he comes into your room at 2 am with a blanket asking to sleep in your bed tonight

he tells all his friends how you 'torture and bully him' and how much he hates your guts. but he really can't deny that he appreciates you when you're helping him with a panic attack

asks you how to be cool. you tell him you were just born that way and that he'd never be as cool and awesome as you are. he got sad

he isn't the type of sibling to tattle to your parents, but he will if he's trying to blackmail you or get you to do something for him. and he gets all smug about it too

tease him about craig and he gets super defensive. you pick him up by his collar like a kitten and he flails around all angry. it's hilarious but he forever holds u to a grudge for it

[spopsalt]

Okay, you've probably never heard of these two or the cartoon they're in, but I'm going to use them as an example anyway (and also because I want to interact with you in some way, I think you're very cool!!)

These are Mac and Molly, bandits and villains from a 1993 cartoon called Swat Kats and I'm here to say that they (probably) are a better couple than Charles and Vaggie

Firstly, hello, how are you? secondly, I know that they are characters from a different era, and they barely have any screen time apart, always as a couple, and it seems like their personality is to be a couple, and they argue a lot, even though deep down they love each other

But what I want to say is: they both have a personality

Molly is bossy, quarrelsome, hard-headed and doesn't like being bossed around, but she shows concern for those she loves: in one episode she fights with her husband for running over her sister's car, and in another episode, she has to join the heroes to save her husband, she cares about who is important to her

Mac is stubborn, arrogant, possessive (in the sense of objects, not Molly), sometimes calm (calmer than Molly at least) greedy, I don't know how to drive correctly without running over a traffic sign, somewhat responsible, I know how to make plans, and also loves his wife

(I know I said that they both seem to define themselves by being a couple, but what I mentioned was what I noticed while watching the cartoon)

Now what does Vaggie have outside of her relationship with Charles? Is she strong and good at fighting? Charles probably has more personality than Vaggie, because Vaggie is only the protagonist's love interest.

Anyway, that's all, you can correct me if I've made something wrong, and bye bye!

Awwwww hi! Thanks for the ask! I never did watch that show, but they sound good! I really don't see why it's why it's hard to just give them a personality. I love how they keep their personalities while still showing them as a couple, meanwhile, with Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel with Millie and Vaggie, I really can't think of their personality that doesn't have something to do with their partner.

Another couple I'd like to compare them to is Tamaki and Haruhi from Ouran, spoilers for Ouran ahead! So, basically they do eventually become a couple, but they keep their personalities, Tamaki is sweet, dumb, and pretty obvlivous. But he's very loving and has a heart of gold. And Haruhi stays her blunt, cold, and sometimes apathetic self. But she still makes it very clear that she loves Tamaki in her own way. You can show someone loving their partner while still giving them personalities, but nope! Just remove their personalities and have them revolve around their partner!

[mysterybones]

Giggling to myself remembering that SWAT Kats had a hacker villain that called himself Hard-Drive. That probably sounded cool in 1993. Back when most people were still tech-illiterate. But now? It's like "Hi, I'm Keyboard." Lmao

[vincentvega0721]

Battletoads

Trapped in a fantasy simulator bunker for 26 years, the Battletoads awaken to discover they are no longer intergalactic heroes and have fallen into modern-day obscurity. In a bid to reclaim their glory, they set out to once again defeat their old longtime nemesis, the Dark Queen. But when they confront the queen, they end up teaming up with her to take down an evil alien race called the Topians, who have not only stolen the queen's powers but also were the ones who trapped the toads in the bunker.

SWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron

Set in a world of anthropomorphic felines, this series follows the high-flying adventures of Chance "T-Bone" Furlong and Jake "Razor" Clawson. Members of Megakat City's elite law-enforcement agency, the pilots become grounded after their pursuit of archvillain Dark Kat sets them at odds with the headstrong Commander Feral. Reassigned to duties at a military salvage yard, Chance and Jake create their own high-tech jet from discarded parts and dedicate themselves to protecting the city in their secret identities as the SWAT Cats. Armed to the teeth and ready to roll, these masked vigilantes continue their quest to bring down Dark Kat and other threats to the city, including recurring baddies the Pastmaster, Dr. Viper and Hard Drive.

Biker Mice from Mars

With hearts as big as their helmets, Throttle, Vinnie and Modo -- the Biker Mice from Mars -- are back and ready to take on all evildoers. In this incarnation of the cartoon that first aired from 1993 to 1996, the mice rumble with the no-good Catatonians, a cat-like race of creatures who seek the greatest prize in the universe -- the Regenerator, a device that can create anything upon request. The mice use it to make water, the cats want it to turn planets into giant sandboxes, and they'll scratch one another's eyes out to get it back from Ronaldo Rump, a Chicago real estate tycoon who has stolen it so he can transform Mexico into a humongous golf and hotel resort.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

The Turtles' origin story begins with Hamato Yoshi, a Japanese ninja living in exile in New York City, who buys four baby turtles from a pet store. While walking home, Yoshi is attacked by a group of men who are actually alien Kraang in disguise. The Kraang splash Yoshi and the turtles with a mutagen chemical called Ooze, which transforms them. The Ooze combines Yoshi's DNA with DNA from a rat that crawled up his leg during the fight, and Yoshi becomes Splinter. The turtles are also transformed, making them stronger than almost any creature on Earth.

[paeonia-horse]

TMI Tuesday: Favorite childhood cartoons? Do you still watch them?

There are a few I watched as a kid:

Adventure of Sonic the Hedgehog

Swat Kats

Animals of Farthing Wood

Tom and Jerry

Got all of them stashed on hard drives and whatnot, and still occasionally watch random episodes when I am in the mood for a bit of nostalgia.

[wabbitmon]

Swat Kats: Hard Drive

Whenever I watch something animated, one of the things I like to do is try to guess the voice actor for the characters. Upon re-watching Swat Kats and hearing Hard Drive, I knew immediately it was my guy Rob Paulsen He's the voice of my childhood! Happy B-Day!

[leleamo]

Hello! I'm Letícia and in this post you will see:

My headcanon of the families of the Swat Kats characters! part 3!

(not all because the majority are extras and some I just didn't have any ideas for, like Pastmaster and Dr. Viper)

Yay we arrived at part 3 and the end of season one, finally! Without further ado, let's get started!

11) Professor Hackle Paralnel

children!

Hackle, in his initiative to become a good kat, adopted two kittens (who are my oc's) Michele and Lara (Lara is Molly and Mac's lost daughter)

he raised them more than well, encouraging them both to achieve their dreams, such as Lara wanting to be part of Kat's Eye, and building a camera on her own, but Michele had a passion for magic.

Well, I didn't tell much about these two oc's and today their stories are much more different than at the time, but in short, Michele has already made a deal with Pastmaster, transferring magic to her, she has almost destroyed Mega Kat City many times, but nowadays she's more good, and Lara, she met her parents (in the worst possible situation) and still tries to join Kat's Eye, but when her mother accidentally shoots her in the eye, it becomes difficult-

12) "Hard Drive" Tom!

parents...

oh Hard Drive, your childhood was shit

Kex, one of the only resident dogs in Mega Kat City, was Tom's stepfather, and he was a terrible stepfather and husband! he smoked and smelled that, he beat his wife, Bieter and his son and in the end he still complained that no one loved him in that house! idiot

Tom always ran away from home when they fought, he wanted to disappear from the world, knock on any other kat's house and ask "can I come in...?" but...

on one of these escapes... Tom met Dark Kat... and instead of doing anything to the boy, he took care of Tom.

Dark Kat saw himself as a child, alone, desolate, without family, he wanted to help him, and protect him, and this care made Tom finally want something "positive" in that life.

"I want to be like you, Dark Kat"

Some time later, on Tom's twenty-third birthday, he received a great gift from Dark Kat: the Surge Coat

and with that great, he went to kill a certain dog from electrocuted...

Nowadays, Hard Drive no longer visits his mother, as she no longer recognizes him.

13) Red Lynx!

successor!

If Blue Manx has a great-grandson, why doesn't Red have a great-granddaughter!?

oh beautiful Amber, as passionate about politics as anyone, so sweet and innocent, loving and smart! smart enough to be able to put all the voters on her side, which made Manx slightly scared, so he thought, if accused of attacking the current mayor would that be a sufficient reason to disqualify her from the candidates? Yes! and that's what Manx did... but what he didn't expect was that Red's ghost would appear to help his great-granddaughter get revenge!

after a fiery adventure! Manx decided, as an apology, to give her the position of being his secretary, and she accepted, with some conditions, but she accepted

Reliable sources (Callie) say they are dating~<3

14/15) Lenny Ringtail and David Litterbin!

ancestors!

oh the present, it recycles the past a lot

Madkat could have been the biggest jester at the time, and that gave him a fan and a little copy, Sakat.

Sakat used to perform without commitment for the kingdom, but when he became friends with Madkat, he ended up becoming too close to royalty... even too much...

"It's okay for you to be successful, just don't steal my place." Madkat may have said this thousands of times and always in a serious tone, but Sakat never took it seriously and even made fun of him, but.. one day, Madkat saw Sakat performing for the king and queen, and Mad got really angry... totally losing it, going really crazy

After attacking his former friend, he was arrested, and with the magic he had been born with, he cast a spell

"As the centuries pass, I will transform, staying alive without my hatred going, and as long as I am alive and my hatred in hand, I will have my revenge! so soon or not!"

and as for Sakat, he may have asked for one of his eyes, but his longing for his idol and friend did not disappear, he even tried to resolve things with Madkat but only received insults, and the second time he even saw him doing the spell, so with the king's help, he performed the same spell...

"As the centuries pass, I will transform, transferring my soul in calm and peace, with a single objective, without more or less, to resolve myself with my friend, sooner or later."

Nowadays, while Madkat is lost and alone, Sakat is in the company of his successor, found and excited to find his friend.

Well, that was it, bye bye

Hello! I'm Letícia and in this post you will see:

My headcanon of the families of the Swat Kats characters! part 1!

(not all because the majority are extras and some I just didn't have any ideas for, like Pastmaster and Dr. Viper)

Last week I made some drawings of what I think the families of five Swat Kats characters look like, the order may seem a bit random but the explanation is a bit confusing and it's not necessary at all to understand this post, anyway, let's get started!

1) Chance "T-bone" Furlong!

Ancestral!

Ruby, was one of the great knights of Megalith Kingdom (kingdom because for me it matches more than City) but his reason for wanting to be a knight was not very noble, since he only wanted to be a knight to be close to a certain kat~ he was and is remembered as a strong and resilient warrior, and there is a large tapestry of him in the museum, next to his sword

parents!

Amora Furlong, Chance's mother, is a polite and calm kat who lives in Mega Kat City since her husband passed away, Amora only gets stressed when it comes to her son, whether when he was a child, and read comics for free from Pop Perkins, or adult, who almost had a heart attack when he mistook T-bone for Chance

2) Jack "Razor" Clawson!

Ancestral!

Sapphire, one of the knights of Megalith Kingdom, intelligent and cunning, surprised many by fighting so well despite being blind in one eye, he is Ruby's best childhood friend, and once he and Ruby were almost killed by Pastmaster, but a kat saved them, there is a large tapestry of him in the museum, next to his sword

parents!

Jaqueline and Bob, divorced because Bob wanted a family but Jaqueline didn't, they already had three children, the first was aborted, the second stayed with Bob after the divorce and the third stayed with Jaqueline, and that was Jack.

Jack had a very troubled childhood, as he was clearly a nuisance to his mother, but until he was ten, Jaqueline treated him well, and Jack was always congratulated when he fixed the TV.

but as time went by, Jack was more aside, as if he didn't exist, as if he wasn't important anymore, and it was true, but the day Jack joined the Enforcers and didn't even receive a congratulations from his mother, he freaked out. he screamed and talked about how he mother wasn't a mother, and just a woman without a child, because Jack hadn't existed for her for a long time... but she didn't have time to respond, she fainted... Jack took her to the hospital to discover she had lung cancer.

Jack stayed awake nights, next to the bed where his mother was... This was already hindering his efforts at Enforcers, but fortunately, Feral gave him a break until his mother was better.

After a while, Jaqueline recovered, and wanted to do something for Jack, but Jack just said "just don't smoke, please"

and Jack's older sister, it was a little complicated, after so much mental abuse from Bob, Angela, ran away from home.

Angela, after running away, was finally able to do what she always wanted, meet Razor, since she was sure the hero was her brother, and well, the rest is history...

3) Callie Briggs!

Ancestral!

Callista, needs no introduction, is the widowed queen who made magic admired not abhorred, and had her life tormented by Pastmaster, the wizard who so wanted to marry her, and fortunately, she can rest without this kat by her side, in the museum, besides her crown, the remnants of her powerful necklace

parents!

Arthur and Violeta Briggs! There's not much to say about them, they are Callie's loving parents, who fought hard to have the money they have nowadays, and one thing, Violeta is blind.

4) Ulysses Feral!

Ancestral!

Joynia Feral! The Megalith Kingdom's number one knight! and with a secret passion for Callista, and Ruby and Sapphire's teacher, she is known for her violence and resistance, not to mention her leadership and loyalty, it is not known who the love of Joynia's life was, but apparently she once had an affair with Ruby~ At the museum, her tapestry and sword are on display along with an apparent gift given by her love, a necklace with the initials of her name.

parents!

Berdron and Jéssica Feral, a couple who live in a country town, and had two children, Berdron taught them self-defense and put it in their heads to enlist in the Enforcers, but Jessica was afraid of what might happen to her boys, but her opinion didn't have much effect, and the boys followed that dream, enlisting in the Enforcers

Lastly, and certainly least important...

5) Mayor Manx!

Ancestral!

King Maxaoel was the king of Megalith, until he died from lightning during a storm, some accuse Pastmaster of having caused that lightning to fall on the king, to leave the queen a widow, but during his lifetime, he, in addition to protecting his kingdom, also had the court jester, Madkat, arrested, not to mention anything of the king in the museum

Unlike Blue Manx, he was remembered by his great-grandson for quite some time, as his help during the war was more than great.

parents!

Alejandra Manx, is Manx's grandmother, who took care of Manx and his sister after their parents fled and to this day their whereabouts are unknown.

Alejandra is very proud of her father, Blue, who after the war moved to a city in Mexico, and lived there until his death. Alejandra told her father's stories to her grandchildren, and because of this, Manx moved to Mega Kat City, to create a life in the place where his great-grandfather saved

Now Estrella Manx wasn't much affected by the stories of her great-grandfather, but when her brother became mayor, she quickly asked for some of his money, and with that money, she travels, goes shopping, among other things.

Anyway, that was part 1! Tell me what you think and your opinions and if you liked it! and let me know if I've made any mistakes in English, bye bye!!

[agraciteinmycereal]

Artwork from the 2019-20 SWAT Kats Secret Santa Art Exchange at Megakat City Forums.

By Austin for Jiesi

By Jiesi for Poecat

By Poecat for Lady Stormcrow

By Lady Stormcrow for Nee Knight

By Nee Knight for Echo

By Poecat for Austin

By Cait for Felony

By Felony for Cait

[swatkitties]

Commission of the Characters Maine and Hard Drive for a project I'm helping with.

[bat-anon]

I think Darkwing Duck spoiled me with its fun villains because now when I watch a 90s cartoon I’m almost always like “‘I think they should be a little weirder”. 

Like- lemme compare to another superhero cartoon I really like, SWAT Kats. While I do genuinely love the show, most of its villains are kind of fall back on that generic superhero villain personality. Which is disappointing considering that I find its non-villainous characters to be very distinct from one another. Like to me the only thing that changes an interaction between the SWAT Kats and the Pastmaster or Dark Kat or Hard Drive is their powers. They, alongside some of the other villains, don’t have unique quirks or strong mannerisms that set them apart from the other characters. Now compare to the villains of DWD, who are each so wildly different from each other it’s near impossible to mix them up. Each villain leans hard into their individual gimmicks and methods of mayhem with a different dynamic when interacting with Darkwing. 

In the middle of writing this I’ve realized that the biggest difference is that all of the Darkwing Duck villains are informed both by the kind of villain they are and who they were before they became supervillains. Bushroot was a botanist working at a university, so he’s a total nerd about the plants he experiments with and is also very fond of them. Quackerjack made children’s toys for a living before he turned to crime, so naturally he’s prone to childishness and all of his weapons and tools are modified toys; he also has a jester theme, which fits because he’s very snarky and most of his ploys involve creativity and using psychological warfare. Megavolt believes that lightbulbs are sentient, which leads him to being very gentle and affectionate with them and other electronics. He gained his powers through a dangerous prank pulled on him by his high school bullies, which also resulted in him developing amnesia. Liquidator is talkative and commands attention because he used to be a salesman. In SWAT Kats, we know about the pasts of Dr. Viper, MadKat, and Mac & Molly, who are more distinct compared to the other villains because their pasts inform a lot about their personalities and the type of crimes they commit. By comparison, we don’t really know any of the other villains backstories (as far as I’ve watched anyway), so there isn’t a lot to pull from. The biggest exception to this is Turmoil, who has a unique dynamic with the SWAT Kats and how she interacts with the pilots under her. 

I think that part of it is also that DWD really leans into the pastiche so it can go as ham as it wants with its characters. 

[corrodedhawkins]

Lost Boy

Pairing: Steve Harrington x Eddie Munson

Words: 1.8K

Content warnings: Graphic smut (minors DNI) language, teasing, public sex, hand jobs, blow jobs, unprotected anal sex, exhibitionism, slight humiliation, name calling.

Author’s note: We’re going to pretend Eddie was alive in ‘87 when The Lost Boys came out, mmkay?

Steve opens the grocery bag in his lap from his spot in the passenger seat. “Ok. We got Twizzlers, Razzles, M&MS, Pop Rocks, Milk Duds and a 6 pack”.

"You think you got enough food in there, babe?” Eddie jokes.

“Ugh, I know I’m sorry. They were out of Kit Kats. I’ll get popcorn at the movie, though”, Steve assures.

Eddie rolls his eyes and laughs, “I don’t know where you put it all, baby. You eat like this and you still got that tight little ass”. He wedges his right hand between Steve and his seat, squeezing and grabbing his flesh. 

Steve squeals and tries to move away from his grip, swatting at his hand. “Stop! I actually want to see the movie this time”.

The Lost Boys did look kind of interesting, Eddie had to admit. They had been to the drive-in together a few times over the past year, and while they had tried to be good, they never quite made it to the end of the movie before turning their attention to each other.

Top Gun and Aliens had both played in the background as they made out in the back of the van. During Lethal Weapon Steve found himself on his knees, mouth stuffed with Eddie’s cock. Thank God Steve got to rent movies for free at Family Video, or he might never actually see another movie again.

They pull into Hawkins Drive-In, parking in the middle of the very back row for the best view. Steve gets out, making a beeline for the concession stand. Eddie busies himself with spreading out the pillows and blankets on the floor of the van.

When Steve comes back with a bucket of popcorn bigger than his head, Eddie just shakes his head and laughs, reaching in to take a handful he shovels into his mouth. They settle back into the pillows, both cracking open a beer as they wait for the movie to start.

Twenty minutes into the movie, just as the Lost Boys bring Michael to their lair on screen, Eddie makes his move. He wraps his arm around Steve, pulling him close into his side. He feels Eddie’s hand snake it’s way up the bottom of his shirt to rake his nails softly over his skin. Steve shivers at the touch, resting his head on Eddie’s chest and snuggling closer.

Eddie slowly brings the hand under Steve’s shirt around to his front, making it’s way down to rest on the waistband of his jeans. Without taking his eyes off the screen, Steve grumbles out a low “no”. Eddie laughs and kisses the top of Steve’s head, mumbling a “fine” into the strands.

Not ten minutes later, he feels Eddie lean down and start to nose at his neck. He nips at the skin, smiling smugly as Steve inhales around a moan. “No!”, Steve whispers sharply as Eddie bites down harder. “L-let me watch the fucking movie for once”.

Eddie threads his fingers into the hair at the base of Steve’s skull, gently tugging his head to the side for easier access to his throat. He licks a hot stripe up to his earlobe, taking it into his mouth to suck and bite.

“Can’t we just rent it? All of this vampire shit is making me want to suck your blood. And your cock”.

Steve snorts and smacks at Eddie’s chest. “You’re such a creep".

Eddie brings his hand down to cup Steve’s erection through his jeans. “It doesn’t seem to me you think I’m that much of a creep, huh sweetheart?”

He pops the button and slides down his zipper, snaking his hand into the waistband of his underwear to find Steve rock hard. Eddie can’t help but chuckle smugly. “See?”, he asks, pumping his cock slowly. “Seems to me that you want this too, but you’re just being a stubborn little brat”.

He twists his wrist on the upstroke and Steve groans, dropping his head onto Eddie’s shoulder. He usually lives to be a brat around Eddie, teasing and pushing his buttons until he snaps and shows him who’s on charge. Tonight though? He wants to be good for him.

Steve shakes his head against his shoulder “No. Not being a brat. I-I’ll be good tonight.” He surges up to kiss Eddie, fingers tangling in his long waves. He throws one leg across his lap and straddles him, grinding his ass down into his clothed erection. Eddie gasps, untangling himself from Steve for a moment so he can reach out and swing the back doors of the van closed.

The second the doors slam shut, Eddie pounces, practically tearing Steve’s clothes off so he can get his mouth on his cock. He teases him with little licks to the head and the sensitive underside as Steve bucks his hips up to get himself deeper into his mouth. Eddie finally takes pity on him and sinks his mouth down until his nose is resting right at the root of his cock. He grabs Steve’s hips and pulls him forward, giving him permission to fuck his mouth.

He slowly brings a finger down to play with Steve’s hole, finding it slick and relaxed. He pulls off of his cock and looks up at him questioningly. Steve clears his throat. “I, um. I wanted to surprise you?”

“Can’t fucking believe you”, Eddie laughs, quickly undoing the button and zipper on his jeans. “You wanted this to happen the whole time. You were just making me work for it. Like I said, you’re a little brat”. He motions for Steve to get in front of him. “Hands and knees baby”, Eddie directs with a smack to Steve’s ass.

He scrambles to get into position, holding himself up on his elbows with his ass in the air. Eddie leans down and spits on his cock, pumping himself a few times to spread it over his length. They both groan as he presses into Steve slowly, only stopping when he bottoms out.

Once he's fully seated, Eddie sets a punishing pace, grabbing Steve's hips roughly to drag him back onto his cock with every thrust.

"This what you wanted, babe? Was this what you were hoping for when you got yourself ready for me?"

Steve nods, "Yeah. Glad you didn't take no for an answer". 

Eddie huffs, "You just proved my point. Such a fucking bratty slut". He punctuates his words with particularly deep thrusts, Steve crying out at the sensation. 

“You gotta be quiet, princess”, Eddie whispers, moving a hand from Steve's hips to cover his mouth. He feels the cold from his rings against his lips. “Do you want the whole town to hear?” He feels Steve’s moan vibrate against his hand, watches as he squirms back onto his cock at his words.

Eddie chuckles lowly, “Oh. Oh, I see. Does that get you going?” Eddie moves so he’s plastered to Steve’s back, curled over him while he thrusts.

The shift makes Steve’s arms to fall out from under him, face smushed into the carpet as Eddie moves his hold from Steve’s mouth to his hair, holding him down.

He tucks his face right into his shoulder, lips grazing his ear. “It does, huh? You want everyone to know how well you take my cock?”

Steve whimpers against the carpet, weakly nodding. “You’re fuckin’ depraved Harrington”, Eddie fucks into him harder, the sound of their bodies colliding and Steve’s whimpers echoing through the van.

Steve whimpers and clenches down on Eddie’s cock as he starts to tear up. He’s humiliated by how much this is getting him off. He wants to tell Eddie to fuck off, to get off of him and take him home. But he can’t.

Eddie can hear Steve sniffling softly under him between moans. He slows for a moment, unsure of what to do. He doesn't want to ruin the mood they have going, but he needs to make sure Steve is ok and he hasn't gone too far. He feels Steve grind back onto his cock, whispering a soft "Eddie please". That's all he needs to continue.

"I bet you want everyone to hear your pretty little moans. Want them to hear how you're practically gagging for my cock?", Eddie brings a hand up to wrap around Steve's neck, tightening around the sides of his throat.

Steve swallows just to feel the the pressure of Eddie's hand more intensely. "You must want them to hear. You wouldn't be this loud if it didn't get your dick wet". 

Eddie fucks down into him, varying his thrusts until Steve lets out a particularly loud cry. Once he finds the perfect angle, Eddie grinds himself into his prostate over and over. “What would the all think?”, he whispers. “Would you like it if they could all see golden boy Steve Harrington getting fucked in the ass like a fucking whore by the town freak?”

Steve screams into the carpet, hole clenching around Eddie as he cums untouched. “Jesus Christ, baby”, Eddie gasps, thrusting harder. “That’s so fucking hot. Gonna make me cum". He's still shaking from his orgasm, the sensation of Eddie’s cock dragging over his prostate almost unbearable. He’s letting out pitiful whines that spur Eddie on.

“I’m gonna cum babe. Where do you want it?” Steve turns his face away from the carpet and breathlessly begs, “In me. In me, please”. Eddie groans, thrusting hard and deep until he’s spilling into Steve’s tight heat.

He collapses onto Steve, chest heaving. After a moment he rolls off of him, grabbing a few stray napkins to clean them both. “When the hell did you prep yourself?” Eddie asks once he catches his breath.

Steve lets out an embarrassed groan. “You know how I said the line for the concessions was long?” Eddie lets out an exaggerated gasp, grabbing Steve by the waist to bring him in close. “You didn’t!”

Steve drops his head to Eddie’s shoulder, hiding his face as he nods. “You little slut”, Eddie teases. He shuffles them both until they’re laying down, arm thrown over Steve’s middle.

“You’re quite the exhibitionist, Harrington. Did anyone in the bathroom overhear you fucking yourself open on your fingers? Did it make you hard?”

Steve can feel his cock stirring already. “I uh-I didn’t know that was a thing I liked until about five minutes ago, so”, Steve mumbles.

Eddie hums, thinking for a moment. "You understand, now that I possess this information I have to use it to my advantage, right?"

"Can't you just be nice and forget about it?".

A wide grin spreads across Eddie's face, "Absolutely not".  

The van can be found parked in the same spot, suspension squeaking as it rocks, a few weeks later as Dirty Dancing plays in the background. The people parked beside them definitely find out how much Steve loves Eddie's cock. 

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Re-watching Swat Kats and

Season 2 definitely could’ve used more Past Master, Viper, Dark Kat & Hard Drive instead of monsters of the week. Especially Hard Drive. I will never get enough of Rob Paulsen voicing bad guys.