#sure grandpa let's get you to bed

[sol-consort]

Wonderful things happening at twitter 😌

JOHNNY SLEEPS ON THEIR BACK PORCH SOMETIMES. Judy feels bad one time and tries giving him a sandwich for breakfast but V scolds her about feeding strays.

Worst polyamory throuple you'll ever meet

It's just Judy and V who are absolutely enamoured with each other, then there is some bi guy who crashes on their couch sometimes.

No, they're not romantically or sexually involved with him. No, he isn't part of their found family trope. He's just there. They keep changing the locks, but he keeps shooting the door's hinges instead. Tbh it's more of a one-sided throuple on Johnny's side.

He breaks in like once a week, drinks all their booze, smokes all their weed, offers V some coke as replacement, bitches about his ex, trashes the place, cheats on his current girlfriend by sexting a guy on grindr in front of them both,immediately asking for a threesome afterwards and getting shot down for the bajillion time, then is gone before the sun is up.

Eventually, he becomes known as Uncle Johnny to their children. Like V and Judy are full on leading fullfiling adult lives with responsibilities, filing taxes, and kids. While Johnny is still rocking the leather skinny jeans and is on his 20th synthetic liver replacement.

[gryz]

me whenever we lose to the bl*es: this is just like june 12th, 2019...

[farmerbebop]

[meezer]

I'm gonna be 70 years old in the nursing home talking about kendall roy

[voidmagic]

Had to go on a trip down memory lane due to some tag-related shenanigans and holy shit remember when we didn't h ave actual photoset functionality?

and had to squash images into a composite, or insert gifs into the body of text of the post

shit was wild

[vimbry-moved]

god remember when youtube videos were just 10 and then 15 minutes long and you just had to deal with that. splitting up things into so many parts.

[farmerbebop]