#sugar mama finder

[lxrd-ren]

Assigning DRDT Characters Songs

Them As A Collective

Rats Died (Faricen Deare)

Bad Girl Online (MinusP)

Brutal (Olivia Rodrigo)

Heaven Knows (The Pretty Reckless)

Hated By Life Itself (Iori Kanzaki)

Individuals

Hu

You Are A Worthless Child (Kikuo)

I'm The Rain (inabakumori)

The Moon Will Sing (The Crane Wives)

Veronika

R.I.P Gossip Sea (cosmobsp)

World's End Dancehall (wowaka)

Boredom Breakers (Undecided)

Red Flags (Tom cardy)

Psycho (Mia rodriguez)

Laplace's Angel Hurt People? Hurt People! (Will Wood and the Tapeworms)

Xander

USSEEWA (ADO)

Finders Keepers (R.I.P)

Phony (_23ki_)

EGO ROCK (Surii)

All-in (VIVINOS)

Nico

People Allergy (Kairiki Bear)

Lag Train (inabakumori)

Burning Pile (Mother Mother)

Eden

The World Hasn't Even Started Yet (Pinocchiop)

Turn Out The Lights (The Crane Wives)

Girls (girl in red)

Not The Ghost (The Crane Wives)

Whit

Becoming Potatoes (Neru)

New Colors (The Crane Wives)

The Chattering Lack Of Common Sense (GHOST)

Mama's Boy (Dominic Fike)

Min

Lost One's Weeping (Neru)

Pathological Facade (GHOST)

David

Ghost Rule (DECO*27)

Jackpot Sad Girl (syudou)

2econd 2ight 2eer (Will Wood and the Tapeworms)

Villain (Stella Jang)

People I Don't Like (UPSAHL)

Casino (Azari)

Ace

Know How (The Crane Wives)

The Wolf (The Crane Wives)

Take Me To War (The Crane Wives)

Wrecking Ball (Mother Mother)

Levi

Easier (The Crane Wives)

Safe Ship Harboured (The Crane Wives)

Beast Dance (Kurage-P)

Charles

Donut Hole (HACHI)

Arei

Sowing Seeds (The Crane Wives)

Queen Of Nothing (The Crane Wives)

Teruko

Hyakki Festival (Kanaria)

Pretty Little Things (The Crane Wives)

Hole In The Silver Lining (The Crane Wives)

I Ain't Done (The Crane Wives)

Nothing's Working Out (meiyo)

The Girl Who Sells Misfortune (Kikuo)

J

Record Red (shr)

The Crooked, The Cradle (The Crane Wives)

Arturo

Hollow Moon (The Crane Wives)

Rose

Don't Listen To Them (Undecided)

Hard Sell (The Crane Wives)

I Talk In My Sleep (The Crane Wives)

Back To The Ground (The Crane Wives)

Daydreamer (The Crane Wives)

Duos:

Eden + Arei

Tongues & Teeth (The Crane Wives)

Shoujo Rei (MikitoP)

My Clematis (VIVINOS)

David + Teruko

Self-Proclaimed Angel (VocaloKAT)

Wolf In Sheep's Clothing (Set It Off)

Xander + David

The Diving Bell (The Crane Wives)

Little Soldiers (The Crane Wives)

Eden + Teruko

Can't Go Back (The Crane Wives)

Ace + Levi

Shallow River (The Crane Wives)

Charles + Whit

How To Rest (The Crane Wives)

Arei + David

Empty Page (The Crane Wives)

Min + Teruko

Never Love An Anchor (The Crane Wives)

David (Directed At) Xander

Flowers (refluse)

Min (Directed At) Teruko

Canary In A Coal Mine (The Crane Wives)

Nico (Directed At) Hu

Show Your Fangs (The Crane Wives)

Teruko (Directed At) Xander

Once & For All (The Crane Wives)

The Glacier House (The Crane Wives)

Ace (Directed At) Nico

Down The River (The Crane Wives)

Teruko (Directed At) Min

The Well (The Crane Wives)

Charles (Directed At) Whit

Love Like You (Rebecca Sugar)

Hu (Directed At) Nico

MIRA (Kanaria)

David (Directed At) Teruko

God-ish (pinocchiop)

Ace (Directed At) Levi

Killing Butterflies (Lewis Blissett)

Trios

David (Directed At) Xander + Arei

Unraveling (The Crane Wives)

[randomyaoimoments]

Hello, do you mind if I ask your fav BL based on this categories? But all category must have different BL titles.

Manhua

Manhwa

Manga

Omegaverse

Shounen ai

Younger top

Younger bottom

Seme redflag

Uke redflag

Most greenflag couple

Most redflag couple

Enemies to lovers

Childhood friend to lovers

School life

Thanks if you want to answer.

Hello there! thanks for asking :D to answer your question, Below are my personal favorite BL 😙 Hope you’ll enjoy reading it :D

Manhua :

- Fragile Relationship

Manhwa :

- BJ Alex

- Dangerous Convenience Store

- I Can Hear It Without A Microphone

- Legs Which Cannot Walk

- Perfect Buddy

- Pian Pian

- Rivalry 1

- Semantic Error

- Shutline

- Surge Looking For You

- Sweet Spot

- The Kang’s Yeesu

- The New Recruit

- The Time Between Dog And Wolf

- Walk On Water

Manga :

- Finder Series

- Cherry Magic!

- Dakaretai Otoko Ichii Ni Odosarete Imasu

- Itou-san

- Kiraide Isasete

- Honto Yajuu

- Saezuru Tori Wa Habatakanai

- Sasaki To Miyano

- The Alpha’s Bride

- The Titan’s Bride

Omegaverse :

- Heat And Run

- Kashikomarimashita, Destiny

- Kedamono Arashi series

- Kekkon Shite Kudasai!

- Okusama Wa Alpha

- Ou-sama to Puppy Love

- Remnant : Jujin Omegaverse

- Totsugimasen Kara!

- Usotsuki Na Tsugai

- You Who Wants To Love

Shounen ai :

- Boku-tachi Wa Mada Aoku

- Green Apple Paradise

- Heesu In Class 2

- Kieta Hatsukoi

Younger top

- 17 Seito

- Boku No Mama Chan

- Dou-imo Nara Nai

- Eat Me Up, My Husband

- Honey Bear

- If You Hate Me That Much

- Kore Mo Shigoto Desu

- My Pretty Policeman

- Papa Datte, Shitai

- Seashell Boy

Younger bottom :

- Collar Kiss

- Goodbye Lilac

- Hana Wa Saku Ka

- His Little Amber

- Honey Maple More More Sugar

- Hwanghyeon Text

- Isso Koe Ga Nakattara

- Katekyo!

- Kikoeru?

- Kobi No Kyoujin

- Koi Ga Michitara

- Love Me Doctor!

- Mankai Darling

- My Little Inferno

- On Or Off

- Ou-sama No Koi Asobi

- A Tiger’s Den

- Usagi Otoko Tora Otoko

Seme redflag

- Even If You Don’t Love Me

- Love Jinx

- My Hyung’s Lover

- Roses And Champagne

- Sadistic Beauty BL Sidestory

- Unscented Trajectory

Uke redflag

- Sweet Heart Trigger

Most greenflag couple

- Ouchi E Kaerou : Neko Mimi Omegaverse

- After Staring At The Starry Sky

- First Night With My Beloved

- Mother’s Spirit

- Muri Marriage

- Old-fashioned Cupcake

- Raion Gotoki No Kuni Kara

- Restart Wa Tadaima No Ato De

- Shiba-kun To Shepherd-san

- Tatoeba Konna Koi No Hanashi

- Until I Meet My Husband

Most redflag couple

- Dragless Sex

Enemies to lovers

- Alpha Ga Alpha Wo Daku Houhou

- Anti Alpha

- Fudanshi No Ore Ga Youkya Osananajimi Ni Semarareteru Ken

- I’m Banging My Rival From A Parallel World

- Omae No Koi Wa Ore No Mono

- You Get Me Going

- Megumi And Tsugumi

Childhood friends to lovers :

- Ashita Wa Docchi Da!

- Dekiai Honey Baby

School life :

- Bukiyou Na Silent

- Doushiyou Mo Nai, Boku No Hatsukoi

- Ero Yume Aquarium

- Gosan No Heart

- Hana Tokidoki Kuma

- Hatsukoi Encounter

- Hinekure Chaser

- Houkago No Etude

- I Seriously Can’t Believe You

- Iberiko Buta To Koi To Tsubaki

- Inu Mo Arukeba Koi Ga Hajimaru

- Kawaii Akuma

- Kijima-kun

- Mask Danshi Wa Koishitakunai No Ni

- Nar Kiss

- Yarichin Bitch Club

✌🏻

[niobiumao3]

Six Sentence Sunday

Phee scoffed. “Splitting? Please, Scaleback, I’d be fronting crew and transport. I’ll give you a percentage as a finder’s fee.”

“Mmmmm. Fair enough.” Cid tapped the side of her glass. “Twenty-five.”

Phee narrowed her eyes. “What, am I your sugar mama now? Eight.”

“A sugar mama would make it an even fifty. Twenty.”

“No a sugar mama would ask how you lost your perfectly good crew. Ten.”

Cid bared her teeth. “Fifteen,” she snapped. Phee could tell she’d drawn blood by the lack of additional commentary.

It was more than Phee wanted to shave off, but the bounty was high enough to make it tolerable. Added to that was how easy it should be—how much trouble could one alchemist be?

[watsonsauce-blog]

Successful Dating Secrets to Attract a Mate!

Successful Dating Secrets to Attract a Mate!

THE MIGHTY DO’S:   Write in advance. This lets you think about what you want to say about yourself and, more importantly, check your spelling and grammar. Have a friend read and react to your draft message. Spellcheck. Yes, this counts. It shows that you are serious about finding dates and willing to pay attention to details. Some people are just natural bad spellers, but it can make you look…

[fuckyeahexofics]

kim jongdae's birthday project! <3

all the chenpionship round 6 fics!

horizon line (Baekhyun/Jongdae, post apocalypse!au, R) To the ‘Me’ of that Day (Jongdae-centric, Joonmyun/Jongdae, mental health issues, M) More Beautiful (Than You Were Yesterday) (Yixing/Jongdae, historical!au, NC-17) Do you even lift, Bro? (Jongdae/Chanyeol, pwp, NC-17) tell me you’re not miserable (Joonmyun/Jongdae, highschool!au, R) I’ve Fallen For You (Again and Again) (Baekhyun/Jongdae, reincarnation!au, PG-13) Love You Right (Baekhyun/Jongdae, college!au, PG-13) lovesick (Jongdae/Kyungsoo/alien!Chanyeol, domestic!au, NC-17) I Wanna Love You (Luhan/Jongdae, abo verse, PG-13) It’s The Little Things (Yifan/Jongdae, abo verse, PG-13) Everybody wants to be a cat (Jongdae/Chanyeol, Chanyeol-centric, G) drabble request {fill #4} (Yifan/Jongdae, domestic!au, PG) paperback (Baekhyun/Jongdae, powers!au, pg, 2.7k) Furry Little Problem (Jongdae-centric, hybrid!au, G) I’m (Not) A Warrior (Yixing/Jongdae, mama!au, PG-13) 情不自禁，怨人忧 (Dew of Rain) (Yixing/Jongdae, autistic character, PG-13) The Wonderful World of Pup (Baekhyun/Jongdae, college!au, PG-13) Here With Me (Baekhyun/Jongdae, famous!au, NC-17) fell in love with a boy in bloom (Baekhyun/Jongdae, PG) A Heart’s A Home (Baekhyun/Jongdae, mama!au, pg-13, 15.6k) gods and monsters (Minseok/Yixing/Jongdae, pwp, NC-17) Just Love Me Right (Baekhyun/Jongdae, office!au, NC-17) cherry blossom ending (Jongdae/Chanyeol, animal shelter!au, PG) We’re just starters (Jongdae/Chanyeol, daddy!kink, NC-17) Finders keepers (Jongdae/Chanyeol, space!au, PG-13) (all I wanna get is) a little bit closer (Fem!Joonmyun/fem!Jongdae, college!au, PG) On Set (Joonmyun/Jongdae/Chanyeol, sex worker!au, NC-17) Worth (Yixing/Jongdae, bullying,R) three and a half men (Baekhyun/Jongdae/Chanyeol/Kyungsoo, PG-13) Just Different (Baekhyun/Jongdae, abo verse, NC-17) your lashes against mine (Jongdae/Chanyeol, college!au, PG-13) causing mayhem as we go (Baekhyun/Jongdae, vampire!au, PG-13) the wars you bring (Baekhyun/Jongdae, lawyers!au, PG-13) a mess of blues (Jongdae/Kyungsoo, domestic!au, PG-13) snapshots (Jongdae/Chanyeol, Jongdae/Sehun, Jongdae/Kyungsoo, Baekhyun/Jongdae, domestic!au, PG-13) (Not So) Friend #2 (Baekhyun/fem!Jongdae/Chanyeol, highschool!au, PG) Leviathan (Joonmyun/Jongdae, pirate!au,NC-17) Steady Immersion (Jongdae/Kyungsoo, mama!au, PG-13) I’m sorry to be only human (Minseok/Jongdae, hybrid!au, NC-17, trigger warnings) Interlocking (Jongdae/Kyungsoo, public sex, NC-17)) Baby Boys (Baekhyun/Jongdae/Chanyeol, daddy!kink, NC-17) Pretty Boy (I’m Nobody) (Jongdae-centric, eating disorders, R, trigger warnings) To Chen with Love (various jongdae pairings, various kinks, NC-17, check warnings) Love Me Right (Yixing/Jongdae, daddy!kink, lNC-17, check warnings) Truth’s Little Hero (Minseok/ Jongdae, dystopian!au, NC-17, trigger warnings) Let There Be Resolve (Minseok/ Jongdae, dystopian!au, NC-17, trigger warnings) Apricots (Jongdae/Chanyeol, abo!au, NC-17) I Wanna Walk On Your Wavelength (Minseok/ Jongdae, space!au, NC-17) Amor Aeternus (Jongdae/Luhan, age gap, NC-17) hot commodity (Baekhyun/Jongdae/Kyungsoo, pwp, NC-17) trial run (Jongdae/Zitao/Sehun, royalty!au, NC-17) finger lickin’ good (Minseok/ Jongdae, femslash, NC-17) it’s only child’s play (Baekhyun/Jongdae, daddy!kink, NC-17) scream for ice cream (Jongdae/Luhan, pwp, NC-17) Like Gravity (I’m Pulled to You) (fem!Jongdae/fem!Baekhyun/fem!Kyungsoo, flower shop!au, NC-17) Jongdae vs. the Supernatural Agenda (Jongdae/All, supernatural!AU) a song beat in your chest (Baekhyun/Jongdae, abo verse, NC-17) Baekhyun on the Cliff by the Sea (Minseok/Baekhyun/Jongdae, ponyo!au, G) I Wanna Know All Kinds of Love (Baekhyun/Jongdae/Chanyeol/Kyungsoo, domestic, NC-17) Couples Counseling (Baekhyun/Jongdae/Chanyeol/Kyungsoo, infidelity, NC-17) Mutually Beneficial (fem!Jongdae/Kyungsoo, arranged marriage, NC-17) Hay Fever (Baekhyun/Jongdae, pwp, NC-17) Jongdae, Eleven Times Over (Jongdae/All, gangbang, crossdressing, NC-17) He’s Got to be Crazy (John Wayne) (Jongdae/Kyungsoo, highschool!au, G) Two (and a half) Rebels (Minseok/Baekhyun/Jongdae, space!au, NC-17) show me all your secrets (Jongdae/Jongin/Sehun, daddy!kink, NC-17) instead of love, it’s trouble knocking on your door (Jongdae/Chanyeol, mafia!au, R) September (Jongdae/Kyungsoo, floristxtattooist!au, NC-17) Syncopte (so don’t, so don’t) (Baekhyun/Jongdae, infidelity, NC-17) purrfectly at home (Minseok/Baekhyun/Jongdae, domestic!au, NC-17) Enemies Beware (Jongdae/Chanyeol, vampires!au, wolf!au, NC-17) Outside These Walls (Jongdae/All, abo verse, NC-17, check warnings) Feverish Love (Joonmyun/Yixing/Jongdae, master/pet, G) only whisper to me (Joonmyun/Yixing/Jongdae, master/pet, NC-17) Hybrid Affairs (Joonmyun/Yixing/Jongdae, hybrid!au, G) Attention (Jongdae/Joonmyun/Yixing, hybrid!au, NC-17) Please, That’s Impossible (Jongdae/Joonmyun/Yixing, abo verse, NC-17)  ((this was my prompt!)) how we spoon like no one else (Baekhyun/Jongdae/Chanyeol/Kyungsoo, fluff, G) The Ghost of Talis ((main!Baekhyun/Jongdae)/Kyungsoo/Chanyeol, sci-fi, NC-17, check warnings) not for the world (Baekhyun/Jongdae/Kyungsoo, polyamory, G) tarantino and tortellini (Baekhyun/Jongdae/Kyungsoo, polyamory, NC-17) (Don’t) Just Add Water (Baekhyun/Jongdae/Kyungsoo, aliens, G) Steal Me Not, Here My Heart Lies (Baekhyun/Jongdae, hybrid!au, M) the chain (runnin’ through the shadows) (Baekhyun/Jongdae/Chanyeol/Kyungsool, space!au, NC-17) aromatherapy (Jongdae/Yifan/Chanyeol, abo verse, NC-17) Make That Flower Bloom (Luhan/All, abo verse, NC-17) Library (Luhan/Jongdae, vampire!au, R) It’s Gonna Be Forever [Or It’s Gonna Go Down In Flames] (Luhan/Jongdae, arranged marriage, NC-17) Starting Fires (Jongdae/Chanyeol, abo verse, NC-17) [A Few Of My] Favorite Things (fem!Minseok/fem!Luhan/fem!Jongdae, polyamory, NC-17) talk dirty to me (Joonmyun/Jongdae, voice actor!au, R) Taste (Jongdae/Kyungsoo, pwp, NC-17) Something about the Devil (Baekhyun/Jongdae, supernatural!au, NC-17) Let it be me (Jongdae/Kyungsoo, fluff, NC-17) This is the Dawning of the Rest of Our Lives (Baekhyun/Jongdae, MAMA!au, G) Holly Roots (Yifan/Jongdae, age gap, NC-17)

shameless self-promo haha

My Eyes Were Looking For You (Baekhyun/Jongdae, supernatural!au, PG-13/M) Kittens in Mittens (Joonmyun/Yifan, little kids in love!chensoo, kids!au, G) So, I Heard You’re A Screamer (Jongdae/Kyungsoo, supernatural!au, PG-13) I’m Friends With the Monster That’s Under My Bed (Jongdae/Chanyeol, supernatural!au, G) I Got Sneaky Fingers (Minseok/Jongdae, hybrid!au, G) good morning starshine (the earth says hello)(Yixing/Jongdae, domestic!au, hybrid!au, G)  and dust with powdered sugar to taste (Jongdae/Kyungsoo, hybrid!au, G) 

Wow! Thank you for this awesome list!! <3

-FY!EF admins

[bellarkefanfiction]

Do have any fic where someone won't leave clarke alone so Bellamy does something about it?(I will also love it if it a finished fic but doesn't have to be) thanks

Show Me That You Love Me

it’s been said many times, many ways

Anonymous asked: Are there any fics where Bellamy and Clarke hook up/kiss and then meet at school where he’s a professor/teaching assistant??

guilty pleasure

Lead the Way

Anonymous asked: Hi! I’m trying to find this fic where Clarke is Bellamy’s sugar mama, but not in a sexual way. Instead it’s like a companionship but they eventually fall in love. Also Bellamy uses the money to buy Octavia books. I’ve been looking everywhere and can’t find it!

That would be We Burned Bright chapter 23.

Anonymous asked: Do u know any fics where clarke gets hurt or sick and Bell freaks the fuck out

Not So Softly Spoken

words that tame me (and erase me)

Emergency Contacts

- fic finder team

[let-it-go-and-let-it-live]

Motivation

Tony Stark x Reader

anonymous asked:

Hi, i love song fics or just based sooo could you do a Tony one? based on Kelly Rowland - Motivation?? I would love! 😉

Word Count: ~980 (including lyrics)

Content: SMUT (This is pure dirt, yo.)

No intro gif. Just a line so cross it if you’re gonna.

Go, go, go, go Oh lover, don’t you dare slow down Go longer, you can last more rounds Push harder, you're almost there now So go lover, make mama proud

His fingertips dig into your hips, holding you to the mattress, his mouth working the most sensitive parts of your body with a sort of hunger you’ve never experienced before. Every contraction of your muscles, the trembling in your thighs, serve only to spur him on.

He shifts lower. You cry out, pulling away from him on instinct, but he groans and pulls you back where you belong. His name is a whisper lost on a breath. Your fingers move into his hair, your nails lightly scraping his scalp. He supports the arch in your back as that whisper turns to a crying plea. You’re on the edge, and he’s knows it.

And when we're done, I don’t wanna feel my legs And when we're done, I just wanna feel your hands all over me, baby but you can’t stop there, music still playing in the background And you're almost there You can do it, I believe in you, baby So close from here

You whine, your legs still shaking as he kisses your inner thigh. His lips continue their path up and over your hip, your stomach, his tongue swiping gently over your nipples as he cups your breasts in his hands. Then his fingers grip your chin, and he angles your head away to gain access to your throat. Your tongue licks out over your lips as he bites at your pulse point.

You sit up to kiss his shoulder, the heel of your foot moving up the back of his leg. Your hold on him tightens; your eyes shut, your mouth falling open and your head falling back as in one slow, smooth thrust his hips come in contact with yours.

Baby I’ma be your motivation Go, go, go, go Motivation Go, go, go, go

He starts slow. Though he’s moving slow – the pleading look in your eyes, the feel of your nails digging into his biceps, your ankles locked at the small of his back – his actions are not gentle. You grip the back of his neck, bringing his lips down to yours in a harsh, demanding kiss. His hand cups your cheek as his tongue passes through your parted lips. He pulls back, his forehead pressed to yours, his eyes cast downward.

“Tony…”

His eyes find yours.

Uh, girl I turn that thing into a rainforest Rain on my head, call that brainstorming Yeah this is deep, oh but I go deeper Make you lose yourself, and finders keepers It go green light, go Weezy go I like to taste that sugar, that sweet and low

He grins, kissing you once more before he leans away from you. His grip on your hips is tight, so tight that you’re expecting bruises to mark the placement of his fingertips. His pace becomes unrelenting. His hand curls around the back of your knee, bringing your leg higher as he pushes deeper.

But hold up wait, new position I put her on my plate then I do the dishes She my motivation, I’m her transportation Cause I let her ride, while I drive her crazy Then I just keep going going like I’m racing When I’m done she hold me like a conversation Weezy, baby

You can feel his eyes on you, watching as you come apart beneath him. Every little sound you make, every twist of your fists in the sheets, just the sound of his name on your lips keeps him going.

And when we're done, I don’t wanna feel my legs And when we're done, I just wanna feel your hands all over me baby but you can’t stop there, music still playin in the background And you’re almost there You can do it, I believe in you baby So close from here

He drops your leg. His arms wrap around your back. He pulls you up so your chest-to-chest. You wrap your arms around his neck, your lips find his again as you move against him. His legs stretch out behind you. His hands move down to grip the flesh of your ass. You keep one arm around his neck. Your other hand moves through your hair, pushing it back and out of your face.

Baby I’ma be your motivation Oh Lover, when you call my name No other, can do that the same I won't let ya get up out of the game, no so go lover, gon and make me rain

He licks and nips at your skin. It takes you by surprise, causing you to cry out, when his hand strikes hard against your ass. He begins to guide your hips forcing you to move faster. He groans your name, praising you with his words, his hands.

And when we're done, I don’t wanna feel my legs And when we're done, I just wanna feel your hands all over me baby but you can’t stop there, music still playin in the background And you’re almost there You can do it, I believe in you baby So close from here

He’s close. You’re close. Both of you are trembling. Your bodies colliding in the most primal of ways as you both seek your satisfaction. He finishes first, but you’re right behind him, your head falling to his shoulder as you clench around his length.

Your kisses become lazy. His fingertips move up and down your back, his touch a ghost over your skin. You pull back. He smiles, brushing your hair back over your ear.

“I love you.” He whispers.

You smile back at him, carding your fingers through his hair, whispering against his lips, “I love you too,” before kissing him again.

Baby I’ma be your motivation

TONY STARK MASTERLIST

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[xandermaxim]

Sugar Mummy in Runda - Here Is The Real Deal

Sugar Mummy in Runda – Here Is The Real Deal

A 40 year old lady(she says she doesn’t want to be labeled as a sugar mummy) is looking for someone to spice up her life. She is living in Runda, Nairobi and recently divorced. She now wants a young man to help her celebrate her new found freedom. Due to the fact that she works for a blue chip company we can’t post her information here due to the sensitive position she holds.

She says she is done…

[theredscreech]

Would you mind writing something where the human of an alien crew uses the famous speech from the movie 'Taken'?

Isaw this and laughed evilly.

Okay, here we go!

TheGreat Prank War of the cargo freighter, Hwit-op’Li, in solar cycle 2849 byZuthonian standards, had started out innocently enough. A couple humans hadswitched out the Zuthonian equivalent of sugar for human salt during themorning tea. The janitors hadn’t been happy with the spewed-out drinks all overthe floors, tables, and the occasional wall, but it had all been in good fun. Ahandful of Zuthonians had retaliated by Jerry-rigging the refresher door shut bythe rec room on holovid night (humans drank a lot of carbonated and/orethanol-based beverages on holovid night; it was genius but again the janitorshadn’t been too happy).

Thenthe ante had been upped: Terran arachnids had found their way into unsuspectingbeds; the Zuthonian planetary anthem had been blasted at full volume at threein the morning (Zuthonians are nocturnal. Neener-neener!); the gentle bluelights of the freighter had been swapped for glaring pink (every. Single. Bulb);and randomly-selected Terran songs had been sung by the worst Zuthoniansingers on board during their comrades’ vid calls home. (The Zuthonians hadbeen quite happy to expand their human vocabulary for swear words that day.)

Crewmembers went back and forth for weeks, sometimes targeting the entire group,sometimes individuals. Either way, it got to the point where First Officer Amirinstigated rules ranging from ‘Do no bodily harm’ to ‘Stay away from the enginecores and med bay’. It was innocent and fun, and the camaraderie and friendlyrivalry only grew.

Untilsomeone messed up.

Funnilyenough, it was human on human. Darnell was in Kitchen Four, despite the latehour. Her cooking class had gone over by half an hour and so she was busycleaning off counters for the Zuthonian breakfast rush. Xap’ki was due anyminute and Darnell didn’t want her to see the mess her students had made.

Darnellopened the cooling unit’s door to put away the milk when she saw it: a smallcontainer of homemade, Zuthonian judr, a sweet kind of bread with a fig-likefruit center. It was a coveted dish at parties but only, as far as she knew, Zuthoniansknew how to make it and it was an extremely difficult and time-consumingrecipe.

Witha conspiratorial smile stealing across her face, Darnell snatched the container, stowedit in a pocket, and quickly left the kitchen.

Sheopened a private com channel to her best friend as she strode down the hall. “Lena,bring the gang. I’ve got a surprise for y’all.”

“Copythat. We’re on our way.”

Thegang was Darnell and Lena’s dorm buddies. Seven to a room. Darnell was the lastone to arrive.

“Allright, all right!” she called over the excited din. “Settle down. Look whatMama found.” She pulled out the container and opened the lid with a flourish.

Jawsdropped, awe in each face.

“Youdidn’t!” exclaimed Samuel.

“Shetotally did!” Niobe rejoiced just as Lena demanded, “Where’d you get it?”

“Itwas in Kitchen Four,” Darnell replied with a smirk. “Finders keepers.”

“That’san ancient saying,” Cody groaned.

“Butit’s still relevant,” Darnell retorted. “Take a piece, everyone!”

Theywere converging, eager fingers inches from luxury, when a voice, deep and dark,emanated from the intercom speaker on the wall:

“Idon’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you’re looking forransom, I can tell you I don’t have money but what I do have are a veryparticular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career.Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my judr go now,that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. Butif you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.”

Darnell’sstomach twisted with horror and she bolted from the room, the judr clutched anduntouched in its container in her hands.

Upand down the hall, doors opened and murmurs took flight. The Zuthonians werefrightened and the humans confused as to whether they should laugh or not – it wasa common reference, after all, but the threat was quite clear.

Andworse: “Wasn’t that the FO?” rasped Lena who had followed her.

Darnell’seyes widened. Apparently, the judr recipe was not as heavily secretedas she had thought. Their human First Officer knew it and had made his ownbatch, and she had stolen it.

She ran to the Bridge for all she was worth.

Afterthat, a new rule was added to the list: ‘Don’t touch food in the coolingunits.’

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