#subtweeting the TJLC and the entire Sterek fandom but also you can be stupid for non-ship posts too. I'm watching it happen.

[tofixtheshadows]

Hey, come here a sec. Listen to me: if you want to do media analysis, you have to appoint yourself as Occam's Razor's defense attorney first, and you must remain on retainer no matter how deep into the meta weeds you get. The alternative is to succumb to the divine stupidity of posting for intellectual clout and trying to Da Vinci Code your way into proving that the color of a character's shirt means your OTP is real and definitely going to be canon.