#subsistances

[qrbits]

spotted at the piltover university cafe

[starcurtain]

I think one of the funniest things about the Sabzeruz event is that the devs choose to go with Candace, Traveler, and Paimon having a whole "Ooh, two mysterious men are going into an alley to have a 'private' conversation; they must be bad guys!" only to then go "Oh just kidding, it was only Alhaitham and Kaveh doing typical Alhaitham and Kaveh things."

Except the "Alhaitham and Kaveh" thing in question this time was talking about Mehrak, a sentient robot that Kaveh built using absolutely forbidden technology, and which he then whole-heartedly willed would develop a consciousness of its own, violating one of the central taboos of his nation's governing agency, committing what amounts to an inherent and extreme felony punishable by law.

Alhaitham and Kaveh: Listen, we're not bad guys discussing illegal activity here. We're just two men having a private, personal conversation. Happens all the time.

Paimon, Candace, and Traveler: Oh cool, they're not doing a crime; they're just gay.

But they were, in fact, doing a crime.

[singswan-springswan]

Kanera week - Day 2

prompt: reunion

[pyrosomatic-metamorphosis]

fucking subsistence monitoring. ha ha remember how tallulah had to eat spiders. remember how pomme was starving. subsistence: "the action or fact of maintaining or supporting oneself at a minimum level." i'd bet my hat that third egg from their group is the hope egg. Fucking Subsistence Monitoring. they put them all in the wall and left them to wait to be found to watch how long they could keep themselves going. its one thing to know that it is another thing for them to have a specifically named department for that. lets us eat the bears

[texasflowers]

if you thought i couldnt shoehorn dragonball fanart at the last minute you were sorely mistaken

the man is looking for an excuse to drink

(Happy New Year 🥂🫶)

[braisedhoney]

Can we get some Dark Dan and Jazz?

oh you absolutely can. these siblings are not alright.

[teaboot]

when I was 13 I was on fictionpress dot net when I read a story about a pack of werewolves that wore silver ear piercings to show their rank in the pack and the more hoops you had the higher your rank was and if you were demoted they just ripped them out and I thought that was so fuckin metal that I pierced one of my own ears several times on one side using a leather needle and a bunch of dollar store studs and am still lopsided to this day

no real moral to this story but original werewolf romance fiction writer from 2009ish if you're out there I hope you're still making cool shit

[housecow]

Would you say you have a food addiction?

not really, tbh? if we’re going by the strict definition, at least. i tend to forget to actually eat because adhd, i’ll just be thinking abt food 😭😭 it’s weird haha

besides for feedism, food is an interest of mine!! i love to cook and bake and i love learning the cultural sides to foods as well!! it’s like a hobby to me!!

i think i definitely had a food addiction in the past, though. as soon as i was able to take control of what i ate, it got a lot better. except now i can’t make myself eat a ton unless im really really enjoying the food, which is rare 😭😭 i have expensive taste, lol!!

[warmhappycat]

Does anyone have suggestions for what I could garden in indoor containers that would be a smart preparation for living in a country with absolutely no functioning institutions or safeguards? I’m already thinking lettuce. I have aloe. Anything edible or medicinal that’ll grow in a pot. I get a ton of sunshine but keep my apartment very cold. Thanks!

[ask-whitepearl-and-steven]

Will Earl get the chance to drink coffee again?

Earl's drinking coffee basically every day! No one is stopping her.

[yourgaydads]

[glitteringpoet1685]

IM FREE!

[iamnmbr3]

Voldemort: Avada Kedavra!

Voldemort: Dinner, Nagini.

Nagini: Tf am I supposed to do with this? It’s already dead. Can you at least wiggle it around or something so it’s appetizing?

[wineanddineloseyourmind]

fished out a crop top i bought as a joke* during uni for tgirl tummy tuesday :3

[janearts]

In one of your drawings of Tiefling!Bodran, is he greying at the temples? I'm verklempt

Hah! Yes!! He's both an old character and an old man mer in his original universe in The Elder Scrolls series. He's 303 years of age by Skyrim/4E 201 if I'm recalling my own lore correctly. According to ESO, he should by all accounts be dead. (I could have sworn back in the ye olde Morrowind days that elves could clear 300 without breaking a sweat.) ANYWAY, while I've been pointedly ignoring ZeniMax and pretending everything is fine for him in the Elder Scrolls universe, I thought I'd show some gentle signs of ageing for BG3.

[pinacoladamatata]

Why does Solas have a large quantity of raisins in the lighthouse? Uh Because?? His diet is apparently exclusively salted meat and cheese?? He needs fiber he's constipated???