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#stolas's twunk#hope that debunks those striker's/andrealphus'/stella's mole speculation#helluva boss#spindlehorse#better than blitzo incubus
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Better then Blitz Guy has a Goetia Symbol on His Arm.
And the half-black of his spade makes it look like a broken heart with the black forming the jagged edges. Ya'll I'm very worried.
#helluva boss#stolas#stolas goetia#stolas's twunk#better then Blitzo guy#stolitz#best case scenario Twunk is a like#goetia fucker or something#stolas is a notch in his bedpost#worst case scenario he's some kind of plant or something IDK#i'm just worRIED
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Stolas' Twunk Rocks
I’m seeing a lot out here about Stolas’ twunk being a bad guy, sent by Stella, etc so I just wanna share why he’s the MVP.
Exhibit A) He didn’t roll up until he felt he had to. He’s already in the room when Blitz and Stolas show up (see far left), doesn’t say or do anything for several minutes. It’s only after Stolas sobs and loudly tells Blitz to leave that he shows up within seconds to give Stolas an easy out.
Exhibits B – E under the cut.
Exhibit B) He knows what Stolas wants and provides it. He drops to one knee, holding out his hand in a traditionally romantic, princely pose. He’s polite and clear about what he likes and what he wants.
Exhibit C) He doesn’t take offense to Stolas checking with Blitz. Plenty of folks would have bristled at being openly the second choice. If Blitz had asked Stolas to stay, Stolas would have. But dude just stands, still smiling, to either take Stolas with him or get out of the way.
Exhibit D) His lil wing flap so he can twirl Stolas. Perfection.
Exhibit E) Just his happy, sexy, glowing smile up at Stolas.
Good for him! Hope he gets laid.
#new white haired demon#bird stealing cockbag#Dam Winchester#Stolas twunk#stolitz#Stolas#Blitz#Helluva Boss#I don't know how to make gifs I tried#better than blitzo guy
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I must say, although I want for Blitz and him to find their way back to each other, I really, really hope that Stolas and the "Better than Blitzo" guy will remain friends. Because wow, the bird could really use some camaraderie. And I feel like expanding his social circle could really do him some good and help him grow...
#helluva boss#apology tour#stolas#helluva boss stolas#hb stolas#stolas helluva boss#stolas hb#better than blitzo guy#aka#bird-stealing cock bag#or#stolas' twunk#now if only we could have an official name...#i've seen so many great suggestions#(i was personally considering#dash#for those who might be curious)#but it's not the same thing...#anyway#this guy looked like such a sexy sweetheart#and i think it'd make for a really adorable friendship#^_^
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OH MY GOD!
Okay so just finished the episode!
Firstly, I think we all should have seen Loona needing a shot from a mile away. It's exactly what they'd do!
Okay but fucking Striker bursting in all dramatic before snatching Stolas up! Oh it was sooo good.
Though I'm not quite sure about Strikers VA replacement. Like, nobody will surpass Norman Reedus, but still.
Oh, and the fact Stolas literally had to ask "Am I in danger?"
And Striker was a legit menace, maybe even more so than his original episode. Man was kicking Ass with Rope!
Mother fucker answered what the unofficial installation already had.
And Bloood!
STOLAS. CAN. BLEED.
OH MY GOD. ANDREALPHUS.
Alright, I'll bite the bullet and day it.
Andrealphus wasn't nearly as much of a Twink as I was expecting. Like, I expected MAJOR Bottom energy, like Angel Dust levels of manwhore, and sadly I just didn't get it.
But hey, at least he's fairly supportive of his sister, so that's something.
Oh my God! Stolas' weak little "Blitzy will..." when he's stabbed. Fucking Gut wrenching!!
And They finally addressed what happened in episode 7!!! About freaking time!!!
Over all I loved it, and will probably be posting several more things I noticed from the episode later on but not all of us live in the USA and I am so tired.
Still, I'd love to hear what you though?
#helluva boss#season 2#stolas ars goetia#stolas can bleed!#helluva boss andrealphus#Andrealphus is a twunk#stolas is a masochistic#m&m kicked ass!#loona being a hound#oh and racial slurrs!
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With all due respect to the va, if the BTB guy was supposed to be a recurring character then not only would he have a name they also wouldn't have gotten the guy who does extras to voice him
#this is why you read credits so you can go ''hey i've seen that name already''#he is literally just stolas' twunk for the night. and that's okay 💜#like it shouldn't be hard to guess. but alas#helluva boss#series#mytext
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What Blitz regrets
Interestingly most of Blitz's memories are more accurate with people's expressions than Stolas' in all 2 u.
Here's how he remembers the fire.
He see the imp lady and Cash bookit passed him. Then the pink horse cuts across him.
Then him seeing Fizz and trying to direct help to him.
Next is him trying to get to his Muma
Then we get the aftermath of the fire. (Screaming face made of flame).
Cash grabbing Blitz by his freshly buried wrist to hold him in place to hit him. Immediately blaming him for an accident. His mom just died and his dad did this.
Then blocking access to Fizz, shoving Blitz away. Before lying that he never visited, and that Blitz deliberately set the fire, isolating and scapegoating Blitz.
Moving on to Ozzie's which is large part of his film of his regrets and envys.
Fizz hating him on sight.
And Verosika too.
oh but he missed Stolas getting up to try to defend him from her.
Blitz also focuses on his putting his hand away from Stolas trying to comfort him
Though you can see Stolas miss reads his expression right before. When Ozzie showed his daughter hating him, and had people side with his abuser because she was 'cheated on'.
Stolas being sad when the only thing they have is Stolas wanting to fuck him.
They are both forced on this bit. That they don't have a relationship where they talk and cuddle, because it wasn't a real date. He made sure of that.
(never say never Mr too much Imp to simp)
Stolas giving him the crystal and asking him to stay. Definitely shows the crystal is huge sore point for him.
Stolas was more focused on how surprised Blitz was.
Stolas walking away from him as Blitz yells that he'll apologise to everyone else. But never him. If he hadn't said the previous 'fuck you' making Stolas think he gave him a fake reason for blowing up at him, Stolas would have understood.
Stolas singing the line "I don't think you ment to hurt me, because I don't think it meant a thing at all to you"
Oof that must have hurt.
"This whole thing we had going... I'm- I mean you're a fucking prince. How could you ever actually care for an imp... Me? How could anybody". Oh he regrets not believing Stolas cared for him.
And regrets missing his chance to comfort Stolas. (Blitz failed a QTE).
But ok big big difference here! Blitz has definitely misunderstood. Stolas' isn't crying.
He's edited out what a mess Stolas was here. Like he's forgotten how drunk he was..
And Stolas kissing the twunk is a perfect match... Oh that got seared into his brain didn't it.
Pure envy
Blitz so badly want that kind of romantic relationship
Barbie telling him he's ruined her life, and she never wants to see him again. (Just going to sob in a corner here).
And Loona. Both times are fights about being really family.
Loona: Oh, what does it matter?! You're not my real dad! I was almost eighteen!
Blitzo: It still counts!
Loona: Well, it shouldn't! I didn't need you then, asshole! I don't, now
Blitz needs to be needed by the people he loves. Otherwise he thinks they're leave him
Blitzo: Oh, Loona, my sweet baby girl! I'm so sorry, I'll never replace you no matter what you--
Looks like he still worried that she hasn't really forgiven him for saying he's replace her.
Blitz isn't just talking about Stolas here. He thinks if he's bankrupted IMP Milli, Moxxie and Loona will all leave him too. Spirals to rock bottom in this one.
So glad Millie could help pull him out.
#helluva boss#stolitz#blitz x stolas#helluva boss spoilers#Struggling not to hit the picture limit again#Ghostfuckers playing snap
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Babe WAKE UP new name for “Better Than Blitz” just dropped:
Stolas’s Twunk
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The way Bryce perfectly depicts the universal drunk girl crying and getting complimented at a party energy of Stolas’s “Thank you” when his twunk compliments his singing is peak voice acting.
#stolitz#I dunno how many rewatches this is#I’ve lost count tbh#bryce pinkham#that and when Brandon’s voice cracks during but I-I-I stopped him#so good
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I'm trying here guys...
I actually don't hate him, nor do I care for him. I treat it like a rebound, because that's what it is... a rebound.
He's another plot device to show Blitz that, 'Hey, you can actually lose Stolas.'
But people are doing a really good job at making me not like this guy when they insist that he would make a better love interest for Stolas, and ESPECIALLY when they insist that he would be a better main character.
The fucking audacity some people have to disrespect Blitz like that. Acting as if the two seasons we spent with him didn't matter because people are mad that 'Blitz yelled at Stolas'.
Fine then... let's play a game.
Lets say, they killed off Blitzø’s character in Ghostfuckers. He's dead. Gone completely. He ain't coming back. But the moment he gets killed off people forget that he even existed.
The new main character is BTB, this motherfucking twunk with no goddamn name.
The rest of the show is Stolas and BTB being in a relationship. Stolas is happy and he gets to live that fairy tale romance he's always dreamed of.
Like, can you guys still watch the show and enjoy it completely if they did that? If they seriously killed off Blitz and treated his death like an afterthought?
But hey, everything's okay because the rest of the show is Stolas happy, living that romantic life that he's always wanted, and always dreamt of.
So what if Blitz is dead? So what if he had to die alone in the most cruelest way possible? After all, Stolas is happy and that's all that matters. ^_^
TeeHee
#Ro rambles#helluva boss#blitzø#helluva boss blitz#better than blitzo guy#Trunk#Im going fucking insane#Do ppl actually want this to happen?#helluva boss stolas#Save me sinsmas
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I am an angst girlie and I’m sorry not sorry
The “Better Than Blitzø” guy doesn’t go by any other name in the credits and in the story board, he’s “Stolas’ Twunk.” Odds are, he doesn’t show up again.
What if having this night of casual fun turns out to be something deeply troubling or even traumatizing for Stolas? What if he feels taken advantage of because of how drunk he was (assuming “Better Than Blitzø” was also some level of drunk. If he was sober and Stolas was drunk, we’re inching very close to sexual assault territory)? What if the stranger kicks him out the next morning and blocks him, since the incubus got what he wanted? What if he tells everyone things he should really keep private? What if it’s something even worse, like Stolas revoking consent and the incubus not listening?
And what if Stolas thinks he deserves it because he made the deal with Blitz? That deep down, he deserves pain and suffering?
#stolas#this birb is so mentally ill JFC#He literally referred to himself as a ‘monster’#and I think he’s only now starting to wrap his head around how awful the things he’s survived are#and I think he doesn’t have the language for what was done to him yet#helluva boss#rape mention
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I feel the urge to draw Stolas in human form because I KNOW that bitch is a dilf and I need to show the world
#so far this cursed vision lives only in my brain#I must make others suffer with it as well#stolas#helluva boss#blitzo is a twunk don’t come for me
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