#still haven't found anyone making the jaspe x alice x bella x rosalie x emmet poly ship come to life at least to my satisfaction though | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

perkeleen-lavellan · 1 year ago

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In the interview for the illustrated guide to Twilight Stephanie Meyer, when asked about Alice, said something along the lines of, I wish there was a real person like that, a friend like that, because she was so wonderful there had to be someone like her, and I had to sit down (I was reading it don't @ me) and joke to myself "Well girl what you want is a lesbian bestie with a crush on your heterosexual self gl"

#i rewatched the movies on the train to my moms and i spiraled #i always do when i do it #i start looking at the alice bella tag and looking for obscure twilight fanfic #the twilight renaissance is probably the best thing to happen to me #still haven't found anyone making the jaspe x alice x bella x rosalie x emmet poly ship come to life at least to my satisfaction though #edward and jacob are kissing on the side #and like #I'm sorry to be a weirdo i know it turns into a paternal relationship in canon but where's my au where that doesn't happen #and the two men tmrepressing their homoerotic desires towards other men strike out by their twosome and start dating and twilight canon #diverges like #a lot #i'm talking about edward and carlisle #right after turning edward maybe #carlisle did do that because he was insanely lonely #and edward has repressed homosexual vines tbh #like it is so important to him to be the perfect gentleman and whatever he looked up to his army dad and would have joined the army #but he's just out here playing instruments and shit #he is gay ma'am #he just hasn't accepted it yet #he still thinks he can make it straight if he's just oerfect at it #so yeah i think him and carlisle should have become a duo actually #and i need the werewolves to have gay imprintings and platonic imprintings #like shit it was supposed to be 'you'd become whatever she needs me to be' so just have one of them date a girl like normalä #and they can have a bebe and the wolf can imprint on them and become father of the century #or mother leah could do it too but she's so bi she might just end up with a lady friend #fuck you got me twilight posting #twilight

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