#stiles: they're totally making funnof werewolves! Have you seen Oz?
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Stiles, having been kidnapped again: And, honestly, that's why I'm scared to ship any two Star Wars characters ever again before seeing their family tree. I mean, I don't want the franchise to end up like Game of Thrones— dying of incest-born diseases and poor write—
Kidnapper: DO YOU EVER SHUT UP???
Stiles: No really, no. Maybe if I'm unconscious but I've been told I talk in my sleep too—
Kidnapper: Shut up!
Kidnapper: Fuck this. This isn't worth the money. Get out!
Stiles, having already untied his own restaints: Man, I thought it was going to take you longer to let me go. Didn't even get to all the Percy Jackson characters being cousins.
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