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sharksandsquirrelsandsnakes-ohmy · 2 months ago

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Stiles, having been kidnapped again: And, honestly, that's why I'm scared to ship any two Star Wars characters ever again before seeing their family tree. I mean, I don't want the franchise to end up like Game of Thrones— dying of incest-born diseases and poor write—

Kidnapper: DO YOU EVER SHUT UP???

Stiles: No really, no. Maybe if I'm unconscious but I've been told I talk in my sleep too—

Kidnapper: Shut up!

Kidnapper: Fuck this. This isn't worth the money. Get out!

Stiles, having already untied his own restaints: Man, I thought it was going to take you longer to let me go. Didn't even get to all the Percy Jackson characters being cousins.

#stiles has prepared hour long disections of his favorite media for this purpose #nobody has lasted longer than this theories about the Buffy the Vampire Slayers writters knowing about the supernatural #stiles: they're totally making funnof werewolves! Have you seen Oz?#stiles: five bucks says one of the writers goes home and watches the show with their werewolf friend just to laugh!#stiles stilinski #teen wolf #incorrect teen wolf quotes #he has a rant about how bi coded dean winchester is too

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