#step 4 is to overuse his title. two reasons for this: remind him of propriety and because she's really weird
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claire should be allowed to engage in psychological warfare against hunt. and my god if she isn't the greatest psyop of them all
#okay so this works this way: she stands next to him. she's in his vicinity#that’s step 1 of psychological warfare. her mere presence disturbs him#step 2 is being really stupid on purpose. just say the most ludicrous thing that comes to mind#but there's sophistication. not any ludicrous thought but something tailored for him. she can't just say the earth is flat you know#on spot she'll come up with 5 reasons why citizen kane is overrated sth like that. she knows he needs to be engaged. sth he can't ignore#step 3 after he gets very angry very fast over something very trivial (because he will) she doubles down HARD#and she does it with a moue and very confused as to why he’s answering this way. has she done anything? why is he so angry at her?:(#step 4 is to overuse his title. two reasons for this: remind him of propriety and because she's really weird#step 5 is to observe how long he takes to notice she’s messing with him. then she writes it down because she’s conducting an experiment#<- this is different from the times when they actually argue. this is done for entertainment purposes. she does this when she’s bored#when claire is really really bored she raises her hand in class#to be fair it's his fault for indulging her. unknowingly. but he is indulging her. you should never indulge claire swanson#bonus step 6 she does The Face#this is how her first two years in hollywood u are like by the way
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