#stego's walkie talkie

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IN NOVEMBER. TRANSFORMERS: TACTICAL AREA IS COMING TO ANDROID

REJOICE!!!! REJOICE!!!! FINALLY. YIPPEE!!!

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FUCK YOU (puts my tongue in between my teeth so when i clench my jaw i bite my tongue and stop clenching)

HI IT’S ME AGAIN

YOU’RE FUCKING UP YOUR TEETH AND YOUR MUSCLES AND SHIT

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sometimes megop, specifically Orion Pax and Megatron(us), gives me the vibes of Bilbo Baggins and Thorin Oakenshield. and thats not a bad thing? except for when Orion is shown as a damsel in distress. like no, Orion can hold his own. hes fucking crazy. anyway.

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i love the idea that, when cybertronians get the hang of the internet, they start cyberbullying people.

could you imagine getting @ ed and its fucking Mr. Freedom Fighter himself Optimus fucking Prime telling you to delete your account.

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WATCHING TFONE WITH A FRIEND!!!!!

hopefully this will fully turn them into a tf fan ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

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i cant explain it but this is me on a fundamental level.

In disguise as a cola box

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"(sigh) ...and optimus prime saved the day again..."

"optimus prime came, and he said 'i, am optimus prime.' and then primed all over the place"

"lemme tell you a story, (infodumps about praxus's destruction)"

"AND THEN OPTIMUS PRIME STABBED THE GIANT SNAKE" "then he died" "NO"

"optimus said, 'freedom is the right of all sentient ballers.'"

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mayhaps. i will write fanfic. for my fav rarepair... hmmmmmmmmmmm....

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WHOEVER DECIDED TO AUTOPLAY THE ADS AUDIO WILL DIE IN THE DARKEST DEPTHS OF HELL. WHEN THEIR BODIES TURN TO ROT AND THE WORMS FORGET THEIR NAMES I WILL LAUGH AND DANCE ON THEIR GRAVES.

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ok, as a traditional artist and tf fan, im always so fucking amazed at how people have so much control over their stylus/mouse/other favored drawing item, because i could never get the hang of it. AND THEN people will draw transformers, and i can immediately tell that even with this quick little sketch that you're obviously talented, because you capture blitzwings character so nicely! and just, remembering all the little things?? like i know some of that is practice and staring intensely at references, but STILL. transformers is so hard to draw, so its so cool seeing people put vids out like this showing the process of how they drew a certain character and what not. gah, its just so neat!

rungs-eyebrows asked me how I draw Blitzwing’s hat, so if you want to see how you could draw the very basic shape of that thing in about 50 seconds, there ya go. My voice is still a bit heavy from yesterday, sorry!

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me: damn im hungry lemme eat some of this yummy food

my stomach: THOU SHALL TASTE THE FIRES OF HELL, THOU SHALT SUFFER AND TREMBLE UNDER THE WEIGHT OF THYNE ACTIONS, AND HEREBY FACE THE INEVITABLE CONSEQUENCE. THYNE LIFE IS FORFEIT.

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motherfuckers where are all the parent ravage fics.

SHAKING YOU SHAKING YOU

WHERE ARE THEY

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i have a carnal need to purr like its not even funny. i just want people to know im so happy and comfortable. it would feel so nice. I'd imagine it'd feel like when u can feel a loud noise in ur chest. i need it. i feel like it would solve all my sensory issues and maybe even all my actual issues.

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hello!

im stego, he/they pronouns please :]

i mostly reblog stuff, though sometimes i also partake in the art!

(obligatory "likes do nothing on tumblr, reblogs do everything, please reblog stuff")

feel free to send asks (please note: anon asks have been turned off AND they might be eaten by tumblr so if i haven't answered assume you've been nom'd by tumblr OR im just procrastinating)

my tags:

stego's walkie talkie: my posts

stego: posts not from my blog that i add on to

stegos art: my art :D

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guys learning things sucks ass actually. but like. so rewarding. sometimes.

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guys im still having The Biggest Brainrot over this one fic,,, guys its so bad im having Thoughts. Feelings. its terrifying.