#stealing fire from the gods isn't a one incarnation job
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eimearkuopio · 2 months ago
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Dear Catholicism: what exactly is 30 pieces of silver compounded at market interest for 2000+ years? I only ask because I think it might be time to liquidate my founder's interest. (Did you not realise that money was an investment? I think you'll find the contract was written in blood. I think you'll find some of the veins it once flowed in used to be mine. Sovereignty goddesses choose the sacrifice with a kiss, you know.) Let's dig up those talents and try putting them to work before the boss notices what you've been up to, eh?
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