#steaky guy dhmis

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since a bunch of stuff got wiped from this blog, I thought it might be a good time to repost these guys - I came up with a bunch of fusion designs for the original DHMIS teachers back in... 2016? 2017?

definitely had fun with these guys

1st row:

Anniversary (Tony + Shrignold) 

Dream Journal (Sketchbook + Lamp)

2nd row:

Love Letter (Shrignold + Sketchbook)

Projector (Hugo + Lamp)

Sun Dial (Tony + Hugo)

3rd row:

Nightmare Fuel (Steak + Lamp)

Streamers (Spinach + Sketchbook)

4th row: height comparison

there’s a bunch of extra doodles, original descriptions/profiles and stuff

Anniversary:

An anniversary is a date which marks a time when something very important happened, like birthdays and weddings!

Anniversary is a Tony+Shrignold fusion who talks in a very gentle voice and is a condescending, sarcastic asshole.

Dream Journal:

They are a dream journal teacher who has a tendency to make snarky comments at their students, a result of Sketch’s passive aggressive nature and Larry’s way of just blurting out whatever comes to mind. This also means they sometimes say things they soon regret.

While their lessons are a little more structured than the lamp alone, everything sidetracks and derails into nightmarish horror fairly quickly.

They’re very chipper and lighthearted, a little dizzy at times but fairly balanced.

Love Letter:

Hello there boys and girls! Did you know? Writing is a very CREATIVE way of expressing your FEELINGS! Let’s try it together!

Love Letters is a Sketchpad+Shrignold fusion who likes to encourage students to write out their feelings and  c o n f e s s   t h e i r   s i n s.

They spend most of their lessons trying to tease out secret feelings from their victims and encouraging them to write everything down, even their most terrible thoughts. Even the thoughts they didn’t think they had. Even the ones they most certainly didn’t have until LL started to meddle and pry and persuade them.

But, not to worry. LL is a good friend who keeps secrets. If only at the cost of them knowing what terrible people their victims are. Privately.

They also devour and store away discarded and scribbled out papers and letters. The more emotionally charged the letters are, the more frenzied LL becomes.

They are very sweet and always smiling. A teacher and a friend.

Their “weapon” is just a letter opener, and the text on the back of their “wings” is always changing whenever they open and shut.

Constellation Projector:

“Stars can tell the future, they know when we are born and they know how we will die!”

Very knowledgeable about “astronomy” and is enthusiastic to talk about unfortunate horoscopes. The more you believe in them, the worse it gets.

They’re pretty happy-go-lucky, kinda goofy too.

They can only talk through their mouth, however their moon changes expressions and it’s eye dilates sometimes when really excited.

Sun Dial (clockwork solar system):

They’re our space+time teacher, a weird mishmash of a sundial and a clockwork solar system model. Always happy to give misinformation about lunar cycles and planetary eclipses.

The two go hand in hand, especially since we basically created the calendar from cycles of the moon and sun.

They are very orderly, but aren’t stern like Tony. Not quite as boisterous as Hugo either. They have… the aura of something very otherly.

Lots of moving parts, hands on the outer ring that can move individually and a face that’s hinged.

Nightmare Fuel (cooking pot):

so I ended up with this luminous cooking pot teacher… they don’t really “teach” so much as they scare the living daylights out of their students (punishment for eating too much before bed time…)

a lot of what they do seems to be completely bizarre and illogical, but the steaky side of their personality often has some sort of reasoning behind it, granted they don’t often bother explaining

like lamp they can get very giggly, but not in the dizzy sort of way lamp does, in fact it sounds much more sinister and unnerving

the third arm they have doesn’t do much except flail around, more like an antenna than an arm

Streamers (party cup, birthday card):

They are a paper party cup/birthday card called Streamers and they can teach you how to make a birthday cake…

…out of your friends…

…and then make you eat it…

[yummycrummy]

Mist on the Plane (Part 1)

A DHMIS collab story with me and my awesome friend icemintfreeze!! ^_^

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"Is everyone here?"

Everyone was at the airport, standing in a single-file line in front of Tony, who was holding a clipboard. He was looking over it with bloodshot eyes, and he looked like he hadn't slept all night.

They all nodded, as Tony looked at each of them, before stopping once he got past Spinach Can. His eyes widened in alarm as he asked, "Where's Bread Boy?"

Spinach looked to her left and stared at the spot where her little brother would usually be. She gasped. "Wha-? He was right here a second ago! Where is he?!"

"You were supposed to keep an eye on him!" Steak Guy scolded her, feeling his anxiety of losing BB get the best of him. "What were you doing instead of doing that?!"

"I WAS keeping my eye on him Dad!" She argued back. "He-He has to be around here somewhere, he couldn't of gone far."

"But what if he's been kidnapped?!" Steak Guy turned to Fridge, panicked and scared. "Fridge, oh god, he's gone, HE'S NOT HERE."

"Calm down, Steaky. It's going to be fine." Fridge tried to reassure him, placing his hand on his shoulder. "Tony?" He looked to the clock with help in his eyes.

Tony placed his clipboard in his backpack and sighed, looking around. "How about we all split up and look for him? The airport isn't that big, maybe he just went to the bathroom, or-"

"I found him!" Came Shrignold's voice suddenly from behind them. At the entrance was BB and Shrignold, who was carrying him back to the group. "He was wandering around outside. I was lucky enough to see him!"

"Oh, thank god. Thank you." Steak Guy and Fridge took the small loaf of bread into their arms, cradling him and giving him kisses. "We're so glad you're safe." Fridge cooed, smiling. "What were you doing out there anyway?"

Bread Boy gave him a apologetic smile. "I, uh..saw a doggy, and I wanted to pet it. It just looked so cute!"

"You should of told us first." Steak Guy began, putting his 'serious' voice on. "You can't just go off on your own like that, dog or not, someone could take you away and we'd never be able to find you. Do you understand?"

Looking down, BB nodded. "Yes, Papa..."

"Good."

"'Ahem' Alright, now that that's taken care of," Tony spoke up, "we got all our belongings together?"

They all checked if they had their bags and essentials, and they did.

Tony nodded, satisfied. They wouldn't have to go back for anything.

"Great. Then we're all set to board the plane."

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End of part 1!!