#star flower voice. i don't wanna work i just wanna flirt with your dad

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also since i'm bitching about dawn of the clans i feel the need to note i'm still So pissed that people simplified clear sky's relationships down to "stealing peoples girlfriends" because. okay. okay

bright stream and storm were absolutely fucking never romantically involved with gray wing. not Once. bright stream and clear sky were in a committed relationship when the books started, gray wing just had a crush on her anyway. just because he's a ""nice boy"" doesn't mean he owns women he has a crush on, especially when those women are already married.

and storm just. doesn't like him. she tolerates him at best. gray wing is head over heels for Her but she doesn't care if he lives or dies. even when she breaks up with clear sky you'll notice she doesn't choose to go live with gray wing or the field cats, because she was never interested in gray wing. he was just some fucking weirdo who showed up one day.

but the worst one. is star flower. because the actual explanation for star flower is so much fucking funnier

because clear sky did not steal his sons girlfriend. thunders girlfriend stole his fucking dad.