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frances-baby-houseman · 8 months ago

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50 years ago this week Hank Aaron broke Babe Ruth's home run record

so I am taking this as a perfect opportunity to remind you that the Atlanta Braves should be renamed the Atlanta Hammers in honor of Hammerin' Hank Aaron. They could even keep the tomohawk chop and just rename it the hammer slam.

Please someone help me with this. I regret that I am no longer 9 and friends with the children of longtime Braves president Stan Kasten. Stan you are no longer affiliated with the braves but if you see this please help. Alana Kasten you were the first coolest person I ever knew -- you taught me the electric slide!-- I know you can help me manifest this.

#stan kasten is a big atlanta jew #he's the reason you can bring your own cooler of food into the braves stadium #bc of KOSHER #his daughter alana was best friends with my best friend natanya's older sister anna #and she was the president of bbg when I joined #atlanta jews are the smallest of worlds #there was also a kasten in my brother's class and one a year older than me too

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