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themightymoose · 3 months ago
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A Day at the Museum
Imagine seeing a teenage girl walking all those animals in real life
Bruh they were having nightmares
Poor dudes
They just like me fr
Sunil just got a concussion
They're taking the eyes to the extreme
Them playing ball <3
Uh oh
"If dogs ran the world-" "Zoe stfu."
Blythe you rebel you
Poor Zoe is stuck with Sunil and Vinnie
Blythe you suck at lying
Damn all that for nothing
Minka pls for the love of god listen to Minka
Fantasy time
What an interactive fantasy
This security guard sucks at his job
Zoe taking one for the team
Can someone explain how these fantasies work
Oh hooray a song :D
Sung by all my least favorite pets :)
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
EW KILL THEM IT'S SO UGLY
So this song is just them singing about their dinosaur self insert ocs then
OH NO HE TOOK RUSSELL
Hey it's the iconic Sunil, Vinnie, and Pepper trio again :)
I might make headcanons about them as a trio
Why are they saying dudes
NOOOO RUSSELL DON'T GET SUCKED INTO THE FANTASY
"I can't help it... I'm still nervous :(" I love the line delivery
They're trying to help Pepper relax 🥺 (yes I know it's probably so that they don't have do deal with Pepper's scent but sssshhhh let me have this)
Okay damn they just left Pepper nevermind
Fake friends
"I'M GONNA START TAKING THIS PERSONALLY!" You should at this point
"Hello 😐" poor Pepper man she just got abandoned
Vinnie figure it out :)
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW HOW TO END THE FANTASY
I'm feeling Blythe's stress right now
Nawwww you can't talk about Pepper like that she's RIGHT THERE
Look at her face
At least he's a nice security guard
"Wtf guys you abandoned me."
What
What
What
I'm done here
Side note: I find the fact that they all went missing in my order from least favorite to favorite pet hilarious (Minka, Penny, Zoe, Russell, Vinnie and Sunil, and Pepper, who never left)
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jewishcissiekj · 2 years ago
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DC Comics JewShowdown round 3
Round 2 is down, three more to go! Round 3 will consist of 4 matches which will be posted in one batch (still called rounds 3A and 3B) in a minute or so. They will lead to the semi-finals and lastly to the final match ofc Here are the matches for this round:
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Round 3A: Atom Smasher Vs. Cissie King-Jones Nite Owl II Vs. Booster Gold
Round 3B: Hal Jordan Vs. Batwoman Nyssa Raatko Vs. Ursula Zandt (I know Zee won but it was by less than one percent and she doesn't deserve it so SSSSHHHH)
Believe me when I say a quarter of those contestants don't deserve to be here (I made one of those be here) so yeah you should think about your favorite when voting but also about their Jewishness because my Headcanoned Jewish character actually defeated Batman because of me last round and we can't let that happen again. Sorry, Cissie. This was fun so far but it's honestly getting harder now lmao
Pesach Sameach (I know it's not until a few days but we started cleaning at my home so it counts for me)!
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a-dakhtar · 5 years ago
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i gots you a prompt: teen wolf/avengers. Laura & Derek Hale being in new york when the chitauri invade. gO!
i hate you and the horse you rode in on, @multistarks, so here; everything you absolutely did not want with your precious Derek Hale.
previous prompt (dark souls/avengers)
> next prompt
prompt #2: fenrisúlfr
Three years after the Hale fire, three years after the death of his family, after each and every member save but two and a half burnt to death on a cold, wintry evening, Derek Hale thinks: I wonder what Kate thinks about this?
It’s the first time he’s ever actually thought of her name in his head, the first time he’s thought of her, on purpose, without flinching and shoving the thought away to the back of his mind with everything else he’s repressing.
He can’t help it though; the almost dark humour of what she and her ilk must be thinking, of how they’re reacting with the sudden knowledge that werewolves aren’t the only things out there.
Because aliens.
Naturally.
He has no idea where Laura is - they didn’t keep track off each other like that, not really - but he can find her easily enough. The bond between them is simple, that of an Alpha and her Beta, nothing less and certainly nothing more. It used to be stronger, wilder, thrumming with tension and loyalty and constant irritation - it used to be a bond of siblings, one older and the other younger, an overbearing older sister and a younger brother tripping through puberty.
Not anymore. He doesn’t deserve any more.
But it’ll tell him where his Alpha is, at the very least. And with aliens everywhere and people running and screaming and the heavy dust of debris, Derek needs it, because Laura’s not picking up her damn phone.
It doesn’t take long for the streets to grow empty, for people to have already escaped and left everything and each other behind in the search for safety. Laura’s somewhere further ahead, right towards Stark Tower, which is stupid and ridiculous because that’s where the aliens are coming from. And of course she’d be around there the one day the world gets attacked by aliens. Of course.
He growls, irritation lighting up his throat with rumbles, and trudges on. He finds a working motorcycle, ignores the stab of grief at the memory of Uncle Peter and his ridiculous motorcycle that would’ve been in the garage, ignores the further stab of agony from that pack bond, frayed and withered and half burnt and dead.
He rides it. Takes it to the heart of Manhattan. Gets off.
And immediately realises the mistake he’s made.
Everywhere around him are aliens. Everywhere around him is chaos. The bond is going crazy, pinging from every direction possible and not giving him anything to work with. Laura’s still not picking up the phone, the air is full of a whine that’s painful to his werewolf hearing and-
Derek ducks. A car goes flying past.
Holy shit, he should’ve just stayed at the apartment.
But he’s here now, and if he can’t find Laura, he’s going to make himself useful. There’s a woman and her toddler behind a counter of a destroyed coffee shop. Derek hustles them over to another building, and then to another, and on and on till he finds a police officer to hand them over to. He jumps over ruined yellow cab’s and ducks under alien laser guns, ripping the arm of one when it’s too close to just dodge and not caring if he gets captured on screen.
What would it matter anyway? If the world found out about werewolves? Even humans wouldn’t be dumb enough to get distracted from aliens.
On and on he goes, pausing only once when he comes across a guy with a gun protecting two teenage girls. The guy reeks of wolfsbane and silver, and Derek snarls even as he fights off the persistent alien refusing to die already.
Hunter guy looks at him, eyebrows furrowed, gun hand steady. Derek glares back.
“Well, fuck,” hunter guy says, lips pouting into a disgruntled moue, “You gonna try and rip my throat out? Cus if not, I’m gonna take these two and leave the rest to you.”
And then the hunter guy does just that.
Derek snarls, irritation rising in him as he swipes at aliens trying to take potshots at the retreating humans. The hunter shouts back a thanks but doesn’t stop, leaving Derek behind like the piece of shit he is.
Hunters. And they called werewolves monsters.
Above him, an arrow goes whistling across the air, exploding a minute later in the grasp of a man with a strange, horned helmet. The man falls, making a crater on the cement as if he weighed a ton, and somehow staggers back up to his feet.
Not human. A quick inhale through his nose confirms it; herbs and old magic crackling with the scent of fire, threatening to burn Derek whole.
He takes a step back, instincts screaming at him to run, to get the hell away from the man, and he turns to do just that, to leave, screw Laura, screw everythi-
-A hand, around his neck.
Derek stutters, suddenly unable to breathe.
A hand, squeezing around his neck.
His hands scrabble uselessly against it, against the iron grip crushing his windpipe. His feet struggle to remain on ground, to have something to weight bear against that isn’t the five fingered grip on his throat, and-
He whines, soft and animalistic, scared, scared in a way he’s never been, scared in a way even Kate never made him scared and-
“Fascinating,” the dark, slithering voice croons, magic weaving through the letters, sliding into the cracks of his mind. “To think Midgard would have you.”
And somewhere, somewhere far away, something tugs, worry and panic and alpha calling out for him, calling him home, and Derek-
“Oh no, no,” the man croons, holding him aloft with one hand. “Can’t have that,” and the bond sizzles and snaps and Derek howls, pained and anguished, mind splintering under the pressure of his last link breaking. “I think I’ll make you mine,” the being, the creature, the monster, purrs, “As it was meant to be, as it was foretold, as it shall be, yes, yes, mine.”
And something blue, something sharp and humming and wrong, a glow he’d never noticed, descends and-
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“I have an army.”
“We have the Hulk.”
A low laugh, ensnaring for all the wrong reasons, and-
“I have Fenrir.”
And he howls, a battle cry that sharply splits the air, a split second warning for the thunder god that dares to face him, him who shall hail the death of the nine realms and bring Odin to his feet.
He howls, for the oncoming winter of three lengths, for the brethren he knows lurks within the core of this realm, for the sister who rules all of death.
He howls in the face of the terrified human, of the sharp goatee and sharper brown eyes, in the face of all the humans that dared faced it before (flash of blonde hair, of red lips, of softly whispered words of fondness and the sharpness of a knife sticking behind his back), he shall rend them (her) flesh from flesh and-
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“Brother-!”
“I am not your brother!”
“-What have you done?”
A low laugh, vicious and cruel yet broken, rising high until it cracks and turns to wheezes, to gasps and shuttered sobs. “Only what I was born for, brother.”
“No,” says the Thunderer, horrified realisation crossing his face. “No.”
But it is too late.
Fenrir’s wolf has awoken.
And now it hungers.
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guidingthulite · 7 years ago
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KURAMA AND HAMANO’S SONG IS THE PUREST THING
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marblesphere · 2 years ago
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Kitsune Kyubi Gojo Satoru x Kitsune Reader
Got inspiration from @wito-chan-bla-bla headcanon and the pic that was posted there. I have asked permission to use author-san’s setting in this one shot. Sorry for the wait. I hope this is to your expectation. We can mofu-mofu with the tails.😆
Jujutsu sorcerer, are people who are gifted with cursed energy whose job is to deal with bizarre phenomena in this mundane ordinary life…. Well, except they are not exactly human…. All of them are actually kitsune who can hide their tails and ears. Yep, they are what human called youkai. Though, right now those kitsune are only trying to make a living by selling their ability to exorcise cursed spirits.
And, a certain kitsune is the direct and the last descendant of Tamamo-no-Mae. This kitsune is to be betrothed of a certain six eyes user. “…This kid is Tamamo’s direct descendant?” I blinked my big doe like eyes at the two older boys. One with fluffy snow white hair and ears and 5 super fluffy tails with the same color of his hair. The other one with black hair in a bun plus half of his bang hang out in the front, black ears and 4 again super fluffy black tails.
"Hello, [Name]-chan. I am Geto Suguru. Nice to meet you." The black fox smiled at me.
"..." I blinked again and then shot them a big smile. "Nice to meet you. I am Hisaki [Name]."
"...I don't want this kid to be my betrothed." White fox frowned. I flatten my ears at his remark. Though I don't fully understand the meaning of his remark, I do know this white fox doesn’t like me.
"Satoru, don't bully the weak. She is cute enough." Black fox scolded his friend.
"She is weak. I mean, look at her. She is only 2 tails."
"She is just 3 years old for God’s sake, Satoru. Two tails at 3 years old is already considered very good." Black fox, Geto Suguru frowned.
"Hmph! I was born with five tails." White fox smirked arrogantly, fluffing his tails with a shiny coat. My small hands and ears twitch at the sight. Eyes following the tails' movements as they swish right and left. Completely ignoring the older boys bickering.
"Fluffy…" I took a small step forward again and again, until my small hand grasped white fox's tail and gave it a gentle squeeze. I thought it was gentle, but apparently it was enough to send the white fox a paralyzing pain as it transferred from the tail to his head.
"You!" He turned to me sharply, eyes glaring with hate.
"Fluffy." I tilted my head, smiling to him.
"Don't touch my tails! You weakling!" He hissed, icy blue eyes turned to slit.
"Don't scold her, you overdramatic queen." Black fox stood between me and white fox, shielding me from him. But his mouth is still laughing at his friend's misfortune.
"Fluffy… Can I touch it?" I asked softly. My eyes have been trained on the fluffy black tails.
"You can, but don't squeeze it." Black fox reminded gently.
"Okay!" My small hands grabbed the swishing tail gently and stroke it. "Fluffy…"
"...Tsk! I refuse her to be my betrothed." Thus, that's how our first meeting goes.
From that day on, I was like their extra tails. As long as there is Gojo, there will be a little me tagging along. In fact, Suguru is the one that always invite me in their outing. Thanks to them, I met Shoko.
I like Shoko, she is nice. She always treats me sweets. I like Suguru, because he always plays with me and shield me from my own angry, disgruntled fiancé. I… didn't like Satoru much because he is mean to me. He always calls me weak.
"I…I am not weak!!!" I glared at the white fox in front of me. Furs bristled, sharp fangs bared to show him how angry I was.
"Oh?" Satoru cocked his brow, a smirk hanging on his lips. "What did you say, weakling?" He sneered.
"I said I am not weak!!!!" I cried out loud.
"Noisy. Only weakling cries." Satoru mocked.
"Satoru!" Suguru gave him a smack on his head and the two started bickering again.
"Sssshhhh, [Name]-chan, don't cry anymore." Shoko soothed. "Don't listen to him, okay. That bastard's personality is already rotten to the core."
"But… I am not weak." I sniffled. "Mama said I am very strong. I can already exorcise 4th grade." I hiccupped.
"Wow! You can already exorcise 4th grade when you are still 6 years old. You are so good." Shoko patted my head, my ears and tails twitched for the former and swayed to the side for the latter at the action.
"Just a 4th grade. Not something to be praised for." Satoru snorted.
"Satoru!" Suguru warned.
"Don't go and make her cry anymore, Satoru." Shoko glared at him.
“I… I am strong!” I puffed out my cheeks. “I will beat you.” I launched a cursed energy attack to him and failed miserably. Satoru easily swats away my cursed energy like it was nothing. I gape at the gap of our strength.
“Don’t tell me that was your best move?” He taunted. “It didn’t even tickle.” He rolled his eyes.
“…You…” My stopped tears started to accumulated in the corner of my eyes. “I will definitely…” *hiccup* “…definitely make you say uncle!!!” I cried for the second time that day. ~”~
 From that day on, I stopped visiting Gojo mansion, instead I trained myself, followed my guarfians on their missions and studied a lot of things. I do send him a letter everyday… a letter consisting of what kind of thing I have studied and what kind of curse I have exorcised. And lastly my promise to beat him… wash your neck and wait patiently… that’s the exact word I used.
As I grow older, the content of the letter is not changing, I still write to him about how I pass my day and about the usual mundane thing. The only thing that changed is the wording, I guess. And no, he never once replied to my letter nor I expected him to. This is all started with my one-sided rivalry after all.
Now that I have understood more things, I know how strong he was. I have heard all his and Suguru’s achievements even when I am not in town. The strongest duo, the nickname they are famous for. I am aware I keep chasing their shadows. My goal has changed slightly, I want Satoru to acknowledge me. Not as his mate, rather as one of jujutsu sorcerers. I want him to acknowledge that I am in fact is a strong sorcerer.
And for the first time in these 10 years, we finally reunited again. "Mei-Mei has recommended you to be a first grade. And you know the drill. You will be paired with another first grade or special grade to serve as an observer on your mission.” Yaga-sensei explained.
“Yes. I know.”
“Good, it seems like you have grown strong enough.” Yaga-sensei let out a small smile when he saw my four tails.
“Yes! I have a promise to keep.”
“I have a high expectation of you.”
“Yes sir!”
“Now, let’s introduce you to your observer. Come in!” Yaga-sensei called.
“Excuse me.” A familiar man came into my sight.
“Suguru?” I blinked. He still put his hair into that bun after all.
“[Name]-chan.” He smiled in a pleasant surprise. “You came back.”
“Yes.” I nodded.
“Suguru, [Name]-kun is recommended to be a first grade. And I will pair her with you. I know you are biased to her but-“
“Don’t worry, Yaga-sensei. I will be fair in my judgement. [Name]-chan will beat me to death if I am not.” He chortled.
“Yes. I intend to be a first grade fair and square.” I exclaimed.
“Good. Now, here’s your mission.” Yaga-sensei then briefed us my mission. ~”~
 “You didn’t tell Satoru about this?” Suguru asked amused at the whole thing.
“I will, after I am promoted to first grade. And I will make him acknowledge me that I am strong.” I grinned.
“Not to be acknowledge as his mate but as a strong sorcerer?” He raised his brow.
“Of course. I refuse to be called weak by him.” I puffed my cheeks. “Well… I don’t think he likes the idea of mating anyway. So why force him to do it?” I mumbled.
“I wonder about that.” He laughed.
“What do you mean?” I furrowed my brows.
“Hmm… how about this? If you managed to complete your mission without my help or hint, I will tell you.”
“Deal!” I extended my hand and we shook hands to seal the deal. ~”~
 ‘Why…is this happening…’ I slumped on the chair outside the operating room. My mind still hasn’t finished processing what has happened. Suguru…Suguru was just laughing a while ago, now in an emergency room in critical condition, unknown whether he will live or die. My hands balled into fists, nails dug deep into the skin until they bleed down staining the ceramic floor.
My mind flashes back like a movie playing. At the designated location, there is a first grade hiding. After I exorcised it, there is another cursed spirit emerged, special grade. It was out of expectation but I was trained to deal with unexpected surprise. We need to be on guard until we back to the school to report our mission.
I was faring quite well against the special grade. And when the second special grade, it all became chaos. The first special grade suddenly rampage. It feels like it has been released from some kind of control. Suguru quickly went to shield me and then… blood..blood splatters everywhere. My mind went blank and at that time, my thought is only how to get us out of there. To be honest, I don’t remember very well how I get out from that. All I remember is Suguru needed to be treated fast.
My breath was cut short as I was lifted to the air. Long fingers encase my small neck with force. “You! What did you do to Suguru?!” My eyes met with a fierce glare from Satoru.
“…I…” My neck is squeezed harder, I can’t even form a word properly. My instinct kicks in, I start struggling, kicking my feet and clawing his hands, but to no avail. He doesn’t budge at all.
“Should I just kill you now? I don't know who you are. But I won’t forgive anyone who dares to hurt my best friend.” I think I can feel my neck bones starting to crack. ‘I am going to die…. This is my punishment…’ I stopped struggling and let my hands fall limp on my side.
“Satoru! Let her down!” I was suddenly thrown to the floor. I cough and my nose starts sucking every breath frantically.
“I don’t want to see you ever again. Or else…” He hissed, a threat or a promise was left unsaid. I didn’t know what they talked about or what Yaga-sensei talked to me. All I can hear is buzzing sound, until I see Shoko came out from the operation room with a relieved smile on her face. That’s when I know Suguru will be alright.
My body and mind are like in auto pilot mode. I leave the hospital and back to my hotel, packing all my things and completely disappear from their lives and also from jujutsu sorcerer circle.
That was the last time I will ever see them again. That’s what I thought. I have ever thought I will step in again in jujutsu school 9 years after that incident. Yaga-sensei phoned me and asked me to help around the school since they are short of staff. I want to decline since I know he is there. He promised me that he will kill me the next time we met after all. but Yaga-sensei assured me, nothing will happen. I hesitantly accepted the offer. I was thankful for him not disclosing my whereabout back then. If he was maybe I wouldn’t be here today.
So, as per tradition we are to transform into fox form for the first time meeting. I was met with all the familiar faces of Shoko, Suguru and Yaga-sensei. And also unfamiliar faces of students of the first year and second year. My four tails bloom beautifully for them to see. I can see their excited faces of wanting to pet them. I smile a little, this kind of atmosphere is kind of relaxing, until I heard footsteps and very enormous yet familiar cursed energy approaching. My smile disappears, body starts trembling slightly.
“Good morning!!!!” An overly cheerful voice greeted, nine tails bloom behind him. A sign of intimidation. My own tails and ears disappear quickly.
“I…am going now…” I turned timid, bowed to them and ran away from the classroom using the other door. Completely missing the flattened look and ears of a certain snow haired man.
I seem to have developed a sensor of him. I know when he approached my current location and I will run away before he arrives. To other kitsunes’ eyes, we are playing hide and seek with each other. And the students started to feel fed up. Not to me, but to their blindfolded teacher. Because he only appears when I am talking to them. And because of him too, they never get to pet my tails. So, they went to their other teacher, Geto.
“So, why does [Name]-san always runs away like she is being chased by predator?” Nobara frowned.
“That’s right. Everytime Gojo-sensei will appear suddenly, she will start trembling.” Yuuji nodded.
“She is scared of him. But why? Did Gojo-sensei do something in the past?” Megumi knitted his brows.
“Well… we… Shoko, Satoru, [Name]-chan and I are childhood friends…” Suguru started.
“Wait, let me guess. You guys bullied [Name]-san.” Nobara snorted.
“Sensei, bullying is no good.” Yuuji pouted.
“Even now I still wonder how come that kind of sc-I mean kitsune can become a teacher?” Megumi sighed.
“Satoru… did kind of bully her…”
“See! As I thought, what a scum.” Nobara crossed her hands and slumped on her chair.
“But… that wasn’t why she is so afraid of Satoru.” Suguru smiled wryly.
“Don’t tell me, Gojo-sensei did something worse to her?” Yuuji frowned. “Like…plucking her tail?” He shuddered.
“That’s not it.” Suguru shook
“Then…”
“Satoru did kind of bully her, but [Name]-chan wasn’t discouraged. I mean, she wrote a challenge letter to him everyday, saying wash his neck and wait patiently.” He giggled at the memories.
“…Are we talking the same [Name]-san?” Yuuji titled his head.
“We met [Name]-chan 10 years again after that. She went to train after being called weak by Satoru. And then 10 years after that, she is promoted to first grade.”
“Does that mean… she was around our age when she is promoted to first grade? Awesome!!” Yuuji exclaimed.
“Well yeah. I was partnered to her. She completed the mission wonderfully. But I want to test her judgement in unprepared situation, so I command one of my special grade cursed spirit to test her.”
“Did she injure herself?” Megumi asked softly.
“No…” Suguru smiled sadly. “It’s not her that got injured, it’s I.”
“How come?”
“There’s a special grade sleeping dormant over there. My cursed spirits woke it up. And worse, it released my hold on my cursed spirits. It was my mistake, really. This has nothing to do with [Name]-chan. I was shielding her when they attacked and got injured. [Name]-chan desperately get us out from there. And then…”
“And then…” The first year and second year gulped in anticipation.
“…Senpai!!! You guys are here too?!!!” The three first years were startled by the additional kitsunes in their classroom.
“And then… I almost killed [Name]-chan…” Came the unexpected reply from their blindfolded teacher.
“You…What?!!!!!” They screamed. All of them are clamoring their sensei, asking for clarification.
“I was… out of my mind at that time. Suguru was in critical condition and unconscious. I was young and too impulsive. Suguru is more than capable of exorcising special grade. I didn't even recognize her, I thought… I thought [Name]-chan dragged him down. Blood rushed to my head and I couldn’t think clearly. If principal Yaga didn’t stop me. I might have killed her… Her coming to this school is also because of my own selfishness. I want to apologize to her… and make things right again.” Satoru mumbled. He remembered those nightmares he had about killing her, snapping her neck into two. He would always wake up covered in sweat and only calm down a little after hearing from Yaga that [Name] is in fact alright and alive.
“Sensei…” They have never thought they will see one of his rare vulnerable moments.
“And this damn idiot also needs to confess to her.” Shoko suddenly appeared on the doorway, leaning on it while smoking.
“Ah, I remember how he complained about getting letter from [Name]-chan at that time, but still reread it every damn second.” Suguru snorted. He knew for sure Satoru is clearly happy but still acts like it’s disgusting.
“And then he complained about not getting another letter from [Name]-chan after that incident. I don’t think someone in their right mind would write a letter to someone who almost murder her.” Shoko rolled her eyes.
“That’s why I am going to apologize.” He pouted. “But, [Name]-chan… didn’t even want to see me.” Right now, his face is like an abandoned puppy.
So, the students finally understood why [Name] acted like what she did. It’s instinctive fear. Even so, they did meddle into their sensei’s affair. Of course, they helped [Name] escaped from her predator every time. This also count as helping her to vent out her anger. Their teacher can only sighs helplessly at their antics. Because he also thinks he deserved that. ~”~
 I heard today Satoru is on mission, so he won’t be in school. My body and mind relax a lot. Maybe taking up this offer is a mistake. I have been walking on a very thin of ice every day. I should have told Yaga-sensei today that I will search for another kitsune as a staff here. I look around the teacher room a bit. Most of the desks are organized neatly, except one. It’s Satoru’s desk. I guess tidying up his desk won’t warrant me his wrath, right…?
I take a deep breath and organize his messy desk. Slowly and cautiously putting his things into an order. “Are you cleaning up my desk?” my breath hitched at his voice. My trembling hands drop his item. A loud clattering sound echoed on the room.
“So..sorry… I didn’t mean to…” My face paled as I took a step back. “I…I…won’t come here…anymore…. I was just…unable to refuse….Yaga-sensei…” I babbled. He’s right, I am pathetic and weak. I feel sorry for Tamamo-no-Mae for having a pathetic descendant like me.
“It’s okay, [Name]-chan. I am not angry.” He advanced a step and I took a step back, eyes refusing to meet him. My breath become shorter, I know I am having a panic attack. I stumble on a chair behind me due to that. “[Name]-chan!” His hand shot up to steady me.
But my mind recalled his hand encased around my neck, choking my life out. Pupils dilated, I trash in his arms, scratching and kicking everything. “Sssshh…It’s okay… It’s okay… I won’t hurt you. I am sorry… please calm down…[Name]-chan…” Satoru stroke my hair, putting my head on the crook of his neck. His nine tails out wrapping themselves into my hands and feet, nuzzling themselves to calm me down. “Ssssh… it’s okay… it’s okay…” He kept repeating the word like coaxing a child. My breath has finally calm down… it seems I won’t die today…
“Are you okay now?” He whispered softly, as if a loud voice will startle me.
“…Sorry…”
“Silly fox… There’s no need to apologize…” I feel a light touch on the top of my head.
"When… when are you… going to kill me…?"
"No. I won't kill you… please don't say something like that. I won't hurt you…" He pleaded, voice cracking. He reduced such an energetic woman into this kind of state. He really deserved the title of scum. "Sorry… I am sorry…" He kept apologizing. For what…? I…didn't think he was wrong. He was furious because I made his best friend in critical condition. Even if Suguru did say I did absolutely nothing wrong. It's a fact he got injured to protect me. I am weak…
Black spots are entering my vision, I vaguely heard him calling my name. '...I wonder… if I will wake up again…' ~"~
"[Name]...? [Name]-chan?!" Satoru was horrified when he felt her body limp. His blood runs cold, he quickly but gently gathers the kitsune in his arm and hollered Shoko's name.
Shoko performed a series of medical check-ups on her and concluded she was exhausted and promptly interrogated the nine tails. Satoru told her she was having a panic attack. And he is the source.
"She won't have anymore attack if you are not in her vicinity. But… I am sure you don't want that." Shoko looked at the gloomy nine tails. Flattened ears, dropping tails… truly like abandoned fox.
"You can help her get used to your presence." Shoko sighed. The ears perked up. "But!" Shoko stressed her next sentence. "You need to do it moderately and gradually."
"What should I do?"
"Don't just go and appear in her face suddenly. You need her to get used to your presence first. Just come and check around for few minutes on her within safe distance. Seeing how she developed a 'Satoru' sensor. Your action back then must have left a huge trauma on her."
"...sorry…" Satoru is contemplating whether he can use his technique to go into the past, whack his younger self and preach to him how to treat his own fiancée well.
"You should say that to her." Shoko blew smoke out. ~"~
 When I opened my eyes again. I am in infirmary. The scent of disinfectant is nauseating… It made me remember about that incident. I pull out the infusion needle.
"You still need to rest, [Name]-chan." I heard Shoko's sigh.
"I don't like disinfectant's smell." I frowned.
"I guess that can't be helped." She pushed herself from the doorway. "Here, your favorite chocolate mousse." Shoko shoved a box of sweets onto my face.
"Can I eat this?" My tails swished from side to side.
"Of course. This is meant to be eaten." She smiled. After chatting for a while while eating sweets, I had another visitor. My body tense up at the approaching fox.
"[Name]-chan… are you alright now?!" A cheerful voice asked.
"...I…am…fine…" My tails and ears disappeared again, eyes refusing to meet him.
"I see." I don't know why, but I feel like he suddenly became gloomy. "Then, I will check you up again later." He smiled and skipped away.
"..." I blinked at his strange changing attitude.
"He is… trying to get you used to him."
"...Ah…" She must be referring to my panic attack. "...I thought he despised me."
"Satoru is…? Nope, not a chance. At that time, he was out of his mind and didn't even recognize you. That's why he attacked. But I can say for sure, he never despises you. You see, he still keeps all the letters you sent to him."
"Ah?" I blinked, taken back. 'So, he attacked me because he couldn't recognize me? Will it be different if he knew it was me?'
"In fact, he was devastated when he knew he almost killed you. He pestered principal Yaga to tell him your whereabout. But he was refused. In the end, he can only settle with getting your news every now and then from him." Shoko put her cigarette butt on the ashtray. "He wrote letter to you. He didn't know where you were. He sent it to your old address but was returned. He waited for your letter everyday, but you have stopped writing to him."
"That's…"
"Well, he is idiot enough to think someone would write him letters after he almost killed them." Shoko snorted. "He even used his mission time searching for you, but there was no result. He kept all the letters he wrote, waiting to be sent to you. And, here it is, today's letter." Shoko handed me a small simple envelope.  
I open the envelope carefully not wanting to damage it.
"Dear, [Name]-chan
Today weather is nice. Make sure you rest a lot. Or if you want to take a walk, I will be very happy to accompany you.
Love,
Satoru
 The content is simple enough. But his calligraphy is really elegant. This makes me want to just stop reading to admire it.
"Can I… can I have his unsent letters?" I mumbled softly, red faced playing with the hem of the blanket.
"That's what she said. What are you going to do?" Shoko hollered to the door, making me flinch, tails and ears out. A box wrapped in a tail was sent into the room.
'He… he is listening!!!!' My eyes swam.
"Here. The letters." Shoko smirked at me as she observed my face. "I am going to do my paperwork first. You better stay right here, you hear me young lady." She warned.
"Yes…" I answered obediently. Gingerly, I open the box. A lot of letters was stacked neatly, from the top to the bottom, from the newest to oldest. I glance at the door, still seeing fluffy white tails peeking out a little. I spend the whole day reading his letter. And he spends his whole day staying outside the door. Afraid he will scare me away again if he entered.
The first dozens letters are all about apology. The letter gradually changed content. Even though there are still some about apology, most of them has changed into I will wait for you that kind of thing. I come into (stupid) conclusion, he is still waiting for my forgiveness.
"I…didn't think… you were wrong…" I started. "Suguru… is your dear friend…If…someone did that to my friend, I think…no I am sure I will react just like you did." I spoke to the door, I know he is still there listening, givenI still can see his tails.
My phone buzzes, indicating a message is delivered to me. "But you are not just someone." I blinked, looked at the door and back to the phone. 'Is he afraid his voice will scare me?' I tilted my head.
"But… it's a fact that Suguru was in critical condition because of protecting me. I am…weak…"
"You are not weak."
"It's the truth. You were right."
"You are not weak. I was just…" The message was half finished. I am waiting for the next bubble with three dots formed into words. "I was just being a little shit."
"You are strong, [Name]-chan. You were the one that managed to escape from 2 special grades while having to bring wounded Suguru. The fact you were alive is already a enough proof of you being strong. If it's another sorcerer, I doubt they would even manage to escape alone."
"I…I…*sniff*" Small sobs escaped my lips. Satoru tails and ears stand straight at my small whine. He quickly gets up but stands hesitantly on the doorway, wondering whether he should go in or not. He is afraid my instinctive fear will kick in again.
"Aaaa… sensei, why are you bullying [Name]-san again?!" Yuuji accused the lanky kitsune.
"I didn't…"
"The worst." Nobara growled as she entered the room, quickly patting my back.
"I am disappointed in you, sensei." Megumi didn't even spare him a glance.
"No. You guys are wrong… He didn't bully me…. I was just suddenly crying on my own." I quickly clarified to them.
"You don't need to cover for him, [Name]-chan. I will beat him up for you." Suguru quipped.
"You can count me in too." Shoko seconded.
"Then, let's just gang up on him together." Panda easily suggested.
"Salmon salmon."
"Nice idea, Panda. Now, I can try my new trick on him." Maki cracked her knuckles.
"Tha-that's why I said you guys were wrong!!!!" Sadly, nobody listened to me. ~"~
 Satoru started to bring me food personally. Not through Shoko or Suguru anymore. Everyday, there will be a box of expensive sweets on my desk. He also started to hang around me a lot, asking permission to be there. Wanting to comb my tails and feed me from his hand. Everytime I gave my consent, his tails and ears will twitch and swish crazily. I think he even purred one time when he was first given permission to touch my tails.
"Satoru…"
"What, [Name]-chan?" He hummed as he gently combed my tails.
"...About our arranged marriage…" I can feel his hands halted his combing and I tensed up. I gulp before continuing, "I…I will talk to the elders if you don't want to go through this…"
"Why are you so sure I don't want go through this?"
"Because… because I am weak…?" I tilted my head. I didn't really ever think about this, but Satoru didn't like me at all, right? There must be a gorgeous vixen he has a crush on. I…can't just snatch him just because I am Tamamo-no-Mae's descendant.
"Haaaa…" I heard a long sigh from him and my furs stood up straight. "[Name]-chan."
"Yes?" I waited with bated breath, body tensing up like there's no tomorrow.
"You are too tense." He put his hands on my shoulders. "Relax…" He whispered.
"I…"
"I have told you, you are strong, [Name]-chan. I am the strongest. So, when I said you are strong. I mean it. Be proud. If someone was talking down to you, I will beat him up. Or I can tie him up for you and you beat him up. Whichever is fine. And for the arranged marriage… I thought you have gotten the clue from all the letter you read.” He sighed.
I tilt my head, blinking. ‘Clue…? What kind of clue?’ “All I get is that you were waiting for my forgiveness. That’s why I said what I said.” I uttered.
“…You didn’t get it at all. why do you think I try so hard for you to get used to to my presence again?”
“Because it’s uncomfortable for you to work with someone who avoid you all the time?” I answered.
“…If it’s only that, I don’t think I need to do that. I can just play along with your hide away game. I won’t even bother to go out of my way just to search for you.”
“Then…”
“Of course that’s because I like you, my cute silly fiancée. I even appealed myself to you in the first meeting here.”
“…You… didn’t do that to intimidate me?”
“Why would I do that?” He sweatdropped. “I was so excited that I couldn’t sleep the night before. Imagine my surprise when you just ran away like that.”
“Sorry…”
“Ah, no. it was my fault anyway. I made you fear me.” He patted my head, my whole body relaxed instantly and I purred.
“So cute.” He cooed. “So, do you want to go through the marriage?” He asked back.
“…I actually thought you have annulled it when that happened… so, I have never thought about it. The elders will arrange another marriage for me if this one is annulled. Whether I got married or not is just the same. They just don’t want the blood of Tamamo-no-Mae ended. I am only a tool to achieve that.” I sighed softly. “I don’t like that…”
“If you don’t want to, I will make sure those old foxes won’t ever mention marriage to you ever again. Just tell me what do you want.” He pulled down his blindfold, letting me see the truth in his eyes.
“…If… if you are not bothered by me… I…I’d rather have an arranged marriage with you…” I averted my eyes.
“…[Name]-chan…” He breathed out my name. his face is suddenly so close to mine. I let out a small squeak, hiding my face using my palm and tails, ears flattened. “Do you like me?”
“Li…like…?” A high pitched voice came out from my lips. “I…I don’t know…” I squealed. “…I think…maybe…?”
“By the time you said maybe, I am sure you already like me.” I can smell his grin even I am hiding my face from him. “Say it again, this time without the maybe.” Satoru peeled open my hands and tails.
“…” I shook my head, utterly embarrassed at the exposed truth.
“…If you don’t say it…” His tails tangled into mine, holding mine from hiding myself.
“Sa..Satoru!!!”
“I will let you have unlimited mofu-mofu time with my tails after you say it.” His blue eyes shone with mischief. Some of his naughty tails slides up onto my thigh.
“No! Not there!” My face combusted.
“Say it.” His grin widened.
“I…I like you… there! I said it!” I cried out.
“Good girl.” He kissed my nose. “Now, your reward.” His tails formed a cushion behind him. “You can mofu-mofu all you want.” My eyes twinkled at the invitation.
“Can I sleep there?”
“Go ahead. You can use them however you like.” Satoru chuckled at my request. Then, sleep I did, surrounded by super fluffy tails. My own tails are fluffy, but not as much as his, and it’s not enough to form cushion like his. So warm, so safe. I think I can get used to with this feelings.
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miko-but-twisted · 2 years ago
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Magical Being!MC in the prologue! /Reverse AU
For convenience sake , MC in this will be a Kirin/Qilin (look in wikipedia). But feel free to change it to whatever magical being you want !
The setting is BEFORE the first year gang finds out about Magical Being!MC ! This is part of the Reverse Au(name still in progress) , where the whole world and people are magicless, except MC , who is isekaid from a magical world.
Having settled in the old and ramshackle buildings near the school for years, they know what day it is !
It's Entrance ceremony day !!
In the Mirror Chamber, there's this huge mirror-like machine which, after giving it the personality test the student did, decides on which dorm you will be assigned thanks to a very advanced AI!
It's their favorite time of the year, because it means, messing up with the new students !
During the ceremony, (while being invisible-it's not a Kirin power as far as I know, but deal with it) they like to make the student trip .
It's not harmful or anything, they just want to have fun
after all, being sent to another world for who-knows-how-long, all alone, it's not really fun when you go deeper. But messing with its inhabitants is !
And among the new faces , there's one particular student who caught their eyes.
Someone named Ace Trapolla . |vo)
The next morning, they first set the statue of the Queen of Heart on fire just when he passed by, making it seems like he's the culprit,
then he met Deuce , who was trying to force Ace to return to do the punishment (he was hired as Ace's punishment supervisor or smt by Crowley),
but in the cafeteria, things went south
Somehow they have managed to damage the Chandelier !
Ok, it was maybe Magical Being!MC fault, they put Ace's vest up there like a flag with a strong wind coming out of nowhere ahah
The face of the Adeuce combo when seeing the vest up there was priceless tho
The duo thought it was a good idea to climb on the other shoulder to get the vest back (Deuce being at the bottom and Ace up on his shoulder)
Magical Being!MC couldn't help it, they tickled Deuce's sides to make him lose his grip. And it worked
But Ace got his grip on the chandelier, and his weight was too heavy for it to handle…
The chandelier fall, but Magical Being!MC (here a Kirin/Qilin), still invisible, caught it with their super strength!
It looks like it's floating for the two
But then, Crowley arrives and MB!MC drop it.
and well, boom
Now they need to find a specific stone that was the center of the chandelier by dawn or they will be expelled
Welp, Magical Being!MC , you really f*cked up. And now your morality sense quicks back... oh well, time to fix this whole mess…
After a whole night trying to find a replacement for the precious gem in the old mines , near the school , the duo comes back empty-handed, ready to face their fates...
Only to find out a benevolent person sneaked into the Headmaster's office and placed an EVEN MORE PRECIOUS gem than the destroyed one! With a note saying it was the person's fault and that the Headmaster should cancel his plan to expel the duo.
Where did they find it ??? It's a secret :p
The next morning and after having an earful from their Dormleader about them breaking the curfew, the duo discover from their senior about the rumors of the "Poltergeist of the School"
A spirit living in the old ramshackle building on the campus who causes harmless mischief around and occasionally helps people. No one knows what it looks like (except Sam, but sssshhhh)
A few days later, the duo , along with 3 other freshmen who were also victims of said 'Poltergeist' , decide to go investigate...
But that's a story for another time ovo
Hope you liked it ! English isn't my first language, but I'm studying it, and even so, I apologize for every grammar mistake you might find there.
a reminder that my ask box is open anytime if you have any questions or headcanon to offer.
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littlehollyleaf · 6 years ago
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GOTHAM S05E04 “Ruin”
okay listen I know other stuff happened in this episode and it was even stuff I enjoyed and was interested in (like - WTF jeremiah??!) but I don’t have time to talk about any of that when there is SO.MUCH.FOXMA.AWESOMENESS to squee over (and you can’t say I didn’t warn you)
fyi - I’ve incorporated MULTIPLE VISUAL AIDS to assist in my flail!
let’s start by going through my FOXMA WISHLIST because there is WAY MORE to check off it that I thought possible in one hit!
Touching - bonus points if it’s beyond practical, like Foxy resting a hand on Eddie’s arm to offer comfort or Eddie gripping Foxy to emotionally steady himself
they flunked on the bonus points but still, FUCKING CHECK!
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and you know what? I’m awarding A WHOLE SET OF DIFFERENT BONUS POINTS for Luscious Lucius Fucking ‘down boy I’m in charge’ Fox fucking MANHANDLING ED LIKE IT’S NOTHING because it’s EVERYTHING I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED IN MY LIFE and didn’t even think to put on the list omgomg!
like... I’ve seen a TON of fic and fanart with Foxy being physically dominant with Ed and I do think it makes all the sense characterisation-wise, but for some reason I’d never properly envisioned/embraced it as part of their ship/dynamic (perhaps because in my one and only fic I had Eddie being more dominating when it came to physical stuff due to various contextual reasons... or maybe because we’ve never actually seen Foxy get physical with anyone in canon before, aside from wacking Alvarez with that chair that time, after which he looked frazzled as opposed to the glorious calm and in control he is here so it didn’t really convey his ability to be so.... UNF. while physically taking charge...   idk)
(god I could watch this gif all day honestly....)
(it’s the way Foxy doesn’t hesitate, he’s just - BAM! I’m in control now)
(and juxtapositioned with Eddie’s epic flailing so they are just so perfectly, beautifully opposed)
(then the way Eddie, on seeing it’s Foxy, JUST.FUCKING.TAKES.IT, his fear and flailing dropping all at once as he submits and just holds himself all still and expectant under the hold, clearly THRILLED it’s Foxy who’s found him)
(and Foxy is only using his GODDAMN FINGERTIPS FOR FUCKS SAKE, so firm and commanding with so little effort I just - *fans self*)
(shit we’re only on point one and I’ve spent forever - strap in everyone!) 
Speaking in tandem - ie. figuring out the same thing simultaneously and excitedly shouting out the answer together 
Actually the talking in tandem one is really important to me so I’m adding it again
Okay the talking in tandem doesn’t have to be them figuring out the same thing, it could just be them reacting the same way to something and discovering they are like-minded
FUCKING CHECK!! The one thing I WANTED THE MOST, SO MUCH I PUT IT ON MY LIST THREE WHOLE TIMES. FUCKING CHECK??! ALREADY??!
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Lucius: Unless whatever ignited those heated oil tanks - Together: - smashed through that window
(guys pls though look at the above travesty, I only have MSPaint, for the love of god someone gif this??)
I really can’t... there aren’t words for how ecstatic I am about this! 
I was watching with my good friend @enchantersnight, who will attest that I squealed and grabbed her in excitement (which she took with good grace considering she didn’t even know about The List, so must have thought I was just being a mad woman for no reason :p)
And the way they both wave their hand at the window together. And Foxy’s little satisfied nod because he’s not thinking of Ed as a criminal in that moment, all he’s thinking is ‘fuck yeah we just cracked it.’ And they both turn their heads all synchronised because they are so perfectly on the same wavelength, so completely lost in solving the mystery, the parts of themselves that match are so beautifully ALIGNED! 
Showing how they are similar people in many ways - check and check!   
Foxy telling Ed he is a genius and pleading with him to use his intellect for the greater good
K, we’re not all the way there, but HALF A CHECK, because -
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Plus he explicitly said he needed Ed’s ‘expertise.’ All of which amounts to acknowledging (and appreciating!) Ed’s genius, so -! *hearts eyes*
(this set covers it perfectly XD)
...and there is still time for Foxy to plead with Ed to use his genius for good *crosses fingers*
Eddie calling Foxy ‘Lucius’ just the once as part of a serious, emotionally charged moment
Not really what I was going for (I was thinking more Ed yelling his name out of fear for Foxy, or as a desperate plea for Foxy to help him), but A+ for effort for Eddie’s wild yell for ‘Lucius’ here -
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Because I love the fact that Eddie was so caught up in working the case at this point that he wanted to keep helping even without personal incentive :)
(aside: Eddie you bad bad bad man killing that innocent old lady though, that was really NOT NECESSARY, pls! ...but it was also somewhat hilarious, in a black comedy kind of way :p 
see - THAT’S the level of villainy/immorality I’m happy for Eddie to exist in, killing/torturing/maiming individuals, even innocent ones, yes, cool, because Eddie IS NOT A GOOD PERSON... but... not killing hundreds of innocents, including CHILDREN, in one hit, that’s... that’s a different kind of villainy, you know?)
One/either thinking the other is dead and being relieved to learn they are alive
Again, not quite. But Foxy does comment in the filing room that he thought Ed was dead. No, he doesn’t show any kind of relief that Eddie ISN’T, but since it’s now canon that Foxy somehow learnt of Ed’s supposed demise this opens up avenues for plenty of headcanons :) 
Because - WHEN did Foxy hear that Ed was dead? and HOW? and even WHY? Was he ACTIVELY LOOKING for news on Ed because he personally WANTED TO KNOW? Did it MATTER to Foxy if Ed was alive or dead? Did he feel a pang of sorrow/regret on hearing the news at the fate of a man he saw potential in to be better and wished that somehow Ed’s life could have been different?
(look, Occam’s Razor suggests Jim was probably looking for news on Lee and heard back that both she and Eddie died in the Narrows and THAT’S how Foxy heard about Ed’s death, but SSSSHHHH - I’m gonna imagine Foxy was making quiet enquiries for himself and no-one can stop me!)
PHEW!
We made it to the end of the points on my Wishlist that got fulfilled. 
KUDOS SHOW
Now - let’s talk about THE OTHER STUFF that was amazing!
Like -
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Lucius RELEASING ED and HOLDING HIM IN PLACE JUST BY POINTING A FINGER AT HIM LIKE FUUUUCK!
And again there’s no fucking hesitation. The SHEER CONFIDENCE Foxy has that he CAN AND WILL exert this much power over Ed just. Wow. Just wow.
...there’s something interesting to make of this maybe actually...because Foxy...wasn’t this...commanding, with Ed before. No he was never intimidated, but during the whole riddle crime spree and the confrontation with Harvey on the stairwell Foxy was... nervous around Ed? Like Ed was a live wire or dangerous animal, someone Foxy found a little UNPREDICTABLE and thus was less firm and more pleading with? But NOW... 
okay, the stakes are different here ofc - before there were lives on the line and Foxy’s interaction with Ed was the one thing that could save them, so that pressure would have made him hesitant to try and take control...
yeah, that’s it isn’t it - Ed needs a viable threat in order to exert power/control over Foxy (and anyone really)
but without that threat the balance of power absolutely lies with Foxy (so obviously here, with Eddie unarmed and in such a state of disarray! but was also true in that scene with them at the GCPD lab when Eddie was investigating the Red Hood Gang)
Then also EDDIE’S.FUCKING.SMILE!! 
Anyone else displaying this much power over him, exposing his vulnerability, his ‘inadequacies’ (so Eddie might see it), would surely make Eddie furious, scared even perhaps - he might rail against them, scowl, try to fight or run. 
But here with Foxy he just FUCKING SMILES. He is so GODDAMN HAPPY to have been caught by FOXY. He doesn’t try to fight or escape because HE WANTS TO HAVE A MOMENT WITH FOXY, he WANTS TO BANTER. Because, dare I say, he LIKES BEING IN FOXY’S POWER??
Likewise when Foxy busts out the blackmail THIS is Eddie’s reaction
THIS -
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Just look at him he’s FUCKING DELIGHTED that Foxy has been smart enough to immediately suss out Ed’s desire for the file is something he can exploit.
And then the way he kinda gleefully tries to figure out what Foxy could possibly want from him - I ADORE IT. 
Because it’s become a GAME to Eddie now ofc - he and Foxy playing off each other. 
And it’s a delicious blend of Foxy being all controlling and also flippant in the way he talks to Ed, thus him gently leading Ed into taking it this way, and also Eddie’s clear respect and personal interest in Foxy making him inclined to put a positive spin on the situation, to find it enjoyable. And like... it doesn’t feel esp planned or manipulative on Foxy’s part? Their reactions to each other just feel... genuine? Obviously Foxy IS trying to convince Ed to help him but... the way he speaks to him and looks at him... it just feels like Foxy being NATURAL with Ed to me? Like, he’s not spending all the time carefully choosing his words and behaviour, calculating what he needs to do to win Ed over, he’s just... going with the flow? Reacting to Ed... in the way he WANTS to, and Ed is doing the same? 
Sure they’ve both got end goals they want to achieve, but during their banter those almost seem secondary, just for moment, to the mutual enjoyment they are getting from their interaction?
And yes, mutual - look at this and tell me Foxy isn’t having fun as well!
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Other great things about this scene -
Eddie calling Foxy ‘the second smartest man in Gotham’ <3 <3 Absolute proof he respects Foxy’s intellect :D
Eddie trying to surprise grab the file from Foxy’s hands. Because LOL. Foxy’s dry ‘...why?’ and shake of his head at Eddie’s childish antics totally makes it! Plus the way Eddie makes one last half-hearted grab before his eventual ‘fine.’ 
@vampirebillionaire pointed out it’s kinda crazy Eddie was able to physically capture a Street Demon thug, but can’t muster enough strength to yank a file from a scientist :p 
I like your suggestion, Daisy, that this adds to the ‘mind controlled Eddie’ theory - ie. when Eddie is under the influence he becomes more physically capable perhaps.
May I also suggest another possibility - that the file grab was just for show? Because Eddie desperately WANTS to team up with Foxy for a bit. But he has to convince himself it is absolutely his ONLY OPTION in order to do so? Because Eddie is a confused and repressed and psychologically mixed up prawn and can’t accept just wanting to work with Foxy just because. Plus a blackmail scenario/game has already been established. So to Eddie’s mind the only way that makes sense for him to work with Foxy in this moment is for Foxy’s blackmail to hold up. Meaning before Eddie can agree he has to establish that he CANNOT get the file by other means? Hence all the huffing and puffing and extra lunge at the end - it’s all him adding to the pretence?
...idk it’s prob too involved for what the show was actually going for, but it crossed my mind :p Felt like ‘Riddler logic’ you know? And involves a bit of theatrics, and Eddie lying to himself...
Anyway, the other PHENOMENAL THING about this scene -
I am given and I am taken, 
I was there from your first breath 
and I will follow you until your death
You know, that riddle for ‘name’ that clever fandom people cleverly extracted from the voice over line in that dramatic pre-S05 promo? (’I will follow you until your death’) The one that lots of us were taken by because of the vague, possible nygmobblepot associations? (and some of us, ahem, one of us, even used to title a fic), but that was also suspected to be a possible exchange between Ed and a hallucinatory version of himself - maybe being about how the name and/or persona of ‘Riddler’ has been with Ed all along and will be part of him until he dies.
WELL TURNS OUT EDDIE SAYS THAT RIDDLE TO FOXY CAN YOU BELIEVE??
I mean, look, I know it’s just a riddle for plot purposes. But that doesn’t change the fact that Eddie, CANONICALLY, stands there, INCHES from Foxy -
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STARING DEEPLY INTO HIS EYES, voice slightly whispery and husky
and he tells him
I WILL FOLLOW YOU UNTIL YOUR DEATH
I Just -
And they fucking end liKE THIS GUYS -
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Literally POINTING AT FOXY LIKE HE’S MAKING A PROMISE?? (and oh shit I just thought is he pointing at Foxy’s HEART?? ...also does this technically fit my bonus point for touching? hotdamn)
And look at Foxy’s smile! Yeah it’s mocking but... maybe in a FOND way??
All - ‘name, the answer’s ‘name’ Ed, but you had to make a song and dance out of it didn’t you, you dork?’
*dreamy sigh*
Other stuff -
Eddie investigating the crime scene and working it all out was some GENUINE PI RIDDLER SHIT right there *swoon*
I love the way Foxy just steps back and lets Ed get on with it. I flail over Eddie showing his respect for Foxy, but there was real respect in Foxy for Ed here, which was beautiful <3
On the rooftop - *hearts* over Eddie genuinely praising Foxy for figuring out it was the exact spot of the shooting from angles etc, showing he CLEARLY rates Foxy’s intelligence very high :) Only for Foxy to admit that he worked it out because he noticed the weapon’s casing had been left behind :p (which - SLOPPY of blacked out Ed now I think about it?). That was both a fun gag, lightly highlighting how Eddie sometimes misses the obvious and reaches for the most complex option when a much simpler one is on hand (making his advice to Oswald way back when about how sometimes the simpler solution is best really just... lolz... take your own advice Eddie, pls), as well as, I think, maybe hinting that Eddie really may be SMARTER than Foxy on a purely intellectual level - because it was potentially suggesting that Foxy could ONLY tell it was the right place because of the weapon case and might not have been able, at least as fast, to have worked out the angles etc like Eddie did. Maybe...
Eddie telling Foxy in complete seriousness that he hopes Foxy finds the criminal and makes them pay - playing out just like I hoped in the tags over here after seeing the Eddie preview clip of the episode, yes win!
(#holly you're an idiot going to the gcpd is how ed is gonna team up with foxy it's an excellent plan!!! #...I bet that 'make them pay' line in the trailer fits here #ed is talking about helping foxy found the haven bomber and how they should make them pay #but ~plot twist Eddie - it was you!! #yus I like that #pls be true!)
aside: Foxy now has that weapon case and is going to see if it has clues as to the perpetrator - Eddie thinks it won’t but I wonder... while blacked out Eddie left himself a message... I wonder if it’s possible he may have left the weapon case on purpose in the HOPE that he will be found out? that someone will catch him and put a stop to him being mind controlled??
...in any case, this opens up the possibility of Foxy finding out the shooter was Ed and OMG I HAVE ~HOPES AND DREAMS ABOUT THAT
In my hopes and dreams Foxy simply DOES.NOT.BELIEVE that Eddie would/could have committed such a crime, at least not willingly. And especially since Ed literally helped him solve the crime and he saw and heard Ed be GENUINELY affected by the crime enough to want the criminal to pay - and yes, sure, Ed could have been playing him and faking that, getting a kick out of giving Foxy clues to his own crime, but Foxy just feels sure Ed was being honest on that rooftop, that he really didn’t seem to know he was responsible, and it convinces Foxy there is something much more sinister going on here...
*CROSSES FINGERS TIGHT*
(omg - we know Babs gets Eddie at some point... WHAT IF Foxy ends up trying to save Eddie from her??! UGH IT’S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE IT’LL NEVER HAPPEN BUT WHAT A DREAM! Foxy could even go to Oswald maybe to get help saving Ed, maybe providing evidence that Ed is in fact innocent... and in doing so he frees Ozzie from any personal anguish he might be suffering due to believing that Eddie really did commit the crime perhaps? even less likely, but I’m gonna roll with it for now :p)
Right one last thing. I did also have on my wishlist a proviso of the ‘talking in tandem’ thing -
When they talk in tandem they have to finish smiling at each other
Obviously this didn’t happen (POINTS DEDUCTED!!). 
But then, we did get THIS as their final moment so ALL IS FORGIVEN -
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In conclusion
I am dead
Gotham?
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(here’s hoping for the remainder of the Wishlist in their next episode together! :p)
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RUBY LUCAS and DOROTHY GALE. hi.
Hallo there! And OMG I’m back to tumblr for 30 seconds and you go for the guilt, right? XD So, for the meme and Ruby Lucas:
general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life | OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR WHO DESERVED ALL THE STORYLINES yeah, well, love her very muchhotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: well, the reason I put her into Hufflepuff, it’s this combo of loyalty and kindness. She can never leave a stray outside and is willing to put her life on the line for the happiness of her friends.worst quality: Doubting her own worth and maybe caring too much what other people think?!ship them with: ALL THE LADIES ALWAYS!!! *rolls out 180 page essay* the top 5: Belle, Regina, Mulan, Snow, Dorothy brotp them with: Charming (the wolf and the shepherd, has to be!!), but also I liked her scene with Victor and am very much here for them laughing about the past and supporting each other now needs to stay away from: Rumple, because that goes for everybody???????misc. thoughts: ugh, so many, look at all the tags I’ve written about this woman... the show has many, many problems, but how they completely wasted the potential they had with werewolf lady “guardian of the woods and protector of the royal family” is just... how could they throw it all out? OMG BELLE YOU HAD THE PERFECT BEAST RIGHT THERE!!!
And then there is Dorothy, who exists mostly in my head, because we have like 10 minutes of canon and there is this one story I need to finish... so, so very sorry I’m so terrible at finishing things...
general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: will fight for everybody who can’t fight for themselvesworst quality: seems to be always on guard, which comes off as judgmental, also I see potential trust issues (I headcanon she is even worse at warming up to people than Emma was)ship them with: Ruby, everything is canon and fine and I’m dead... (but also there is the ultimate OT4 of Dorothy/Merida/Mulan/Ruby and I have this whole ‘verse for that)brotp them with: Regina, sssshhhh, hear me out, Dorothy HATES witches, so naturally I want to see her having to deal with a witch and Regina’s sass is something she appreciates, plus there is this fun dynamic of “your sister is my nemesis”; but also GRANNY!! CROSSBOW-BUDDIES-FOR-LIFEneeds to stay away from: bulletsmisc. thoughts: As frustrated as I will forever be about this bait’n’switch we have had with Mulan/Ruby, I support Dorothy/Ruby until the ends of the world. While the episode Ruby Slippers is horribly rushed, looking at the individual steps of their first meeting, initial dislike, fierce confrontation, sharing emotional scars, realizing the other isn’t bad all up until “if you trust me, you’ll let me turn into my wolf form and hop on” “OMG I’M IN LOVE”....... it is a pleasure to know that this exists and I can always go back to that. Dorothy was presented as bitter and rough around the edges, and I wish we knew more of her time in Oz after Zelena and how come she isn’t all sunshine and rainbows and it’s fun to imagine that within Team Snow.
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