#srry lmao ya girl is practicing

[apricotpicotty]

so it was really easy making this entp *feel* for me

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!

You both like Mbti.

Stranger: Hey

You: hoii

Stranger: Hoi

You: do u watch shin chan?

Stranger: Nooo

You: ohh

Stranger: What is this

You: it's a kids cartoon lmao

You: btw wht's ur type?

Stranger: Helicopter helicopter

Stranger: I’m an entp

You: aight cool cool

Stranger: Wby

You: guess

Stranger: Enfj

You: nah

Stranger: Esfp

You: nah

You: nvm,

Stranger: Intj

You: intj 5w4 lady here nice to meet ya

You: oh yea now we're talking

You: wassup buddy

Stranger: Ahaaaa

You: u good?

Stranger: 🤪🤪🎉🎉

You: nah my man's high af

Stranger: Where are you from?

You: i'm in malibu rn, gonna go back to india in a week or so

You: wbu?

Stranger: France

You: fuck fr?? tht's soo cool

Stranger: What’s your mbti ?

You: told you...

You: intj 5w4

Stranger: Am I talking to an intj rn ?

You: umm yea.../

You: why? u don't want to?

Stranger: I don’t know what’s your name?

You: i'm deelea

You: wht's urs?

Stranger: Walid

Stranger: Crazy man

You: yea indeed

Stranger: But not like u obviously lol

You: i'm a woman.

You: so.. yea

You: anyways

You: wassup?

Stranger: How old t?

Stranger: Are u*

You: i'm 18 wbu?

Stranger: 19

Stranger: When it’s your birthday?

You: it's 19 july

You: when's urs?

Stranger: 26 March

You: ouu an aries man

You: tht's cool

Stranger: Yeah yeah

Stranger: What are you doing in your life actually studies?

You: well, i'm doing pretty good ig, considering the scholarship i got for a med school

You: how are u doing?

Stranger: I’m a med student 🙃🥱

You: omfg- fr??

You: nah bro i don't believe you

Stranger: Yeah in my 3rd year

You: oh yea:? and ur only 19?

Stranger: Give me your instagram

Stranger: Yeah yeah exactly

You: i got no socials srry, i was raised in a typical asian fam

You: oh wait, got a discord tho

You: u hv a discord acc?

Stranger: Yes

You: astxrim#1063

Stranger: U should make an instagram account

Stranger: It’s more practical

You: why? so tht u can fap to my pictures? nah i'm good

Stranger: What kind of your pictures mhmm

Stranger: Nature beach... I like those

You: i take polaroids of myself while i masturbate

You: now i can't post those on insta srry

Stranger: Why you can’t?

Stranger: It’s not embarrassing 😳

You: ik it's not, the thought of someone seeing me masturbate is pretty kinky ngl

You: but why show it to everyone lmao

Stranger: U can make a private account 🤣

Stranger: I’m crazy don’t do this

You: no don't wanna too lazy to do tht, when i can enjoy the show all to myself

You: nah bro fr i'm genuinely not interested in social media jokes aside

Stranger: Why you masturbate instead of sex ?

You: umm too shy to ask a man to fuck me the way i want

You: no ones knows tht i;m a virgin :(

Stranger: What way you want ?

Stranger: It’s not a big deal

You: well i prefer being dominated, till i end up crying and begging you to stop

You: i'm into all sorts of stuff for tht matter

Stranger: Tbh I like dominate 🤪

You: u like to dominate or do u want to be dominated?

Stranger: It’s hard for you to make it happen by yourself only

Stranger: I like to dominate *

You: ikr, i masturbate while imagining it all

You: pretty sad ik

Stranger: Do you like bdsm?

You: hmm, chains and blindfolds are great

You: but not beyond tht

Stranger: I like that

You: like wht?

Stranger: Bdsm

Stranger: Not to me but for the partner

You: oh yea? tht's cool ig

Stranger: Yeah yeah

You: welp it's hard to type with one hand in my cunt

You: gtg now

Stranger: Let’s talk more

Stranger: 🥸

You: eh? already in love with me?

Stranger: No love ... but interesting

You: ikr relationships with no strings attached are the best

Stranger: Where are you now !?

You: in my room?

Stranger: 🤣🤣 crazy girl

You: u think so?

Stranger: What place like city...

You: i'm in malibu rn, gonna go back to india in a week or so

Stranger: Where is this?

You: in california

You: i'm in usa rn

Stranger: Holidays?

You: yup yup

Stranger: There’s no holidays in med school

You: i'm not in med school RN, i still hvent decided tbh tht's the scholarship cuz i passed the entance exam

Stranger: Where you want to study ?

You: not decided, life's pretty dull atm

You: might just go to med school inly cuz tht's the only career option i can see

You: only*

Stranger: It’s will be cool if I have an Indian med friend

Stranger: It will *

You: u wanna be my friend ??

Stranger: U want to

Stranger: Too*

You: do i?

You: i wonder

Stranger: Yes ig

You: wbu? u don't wanna be my friend?

Stranger: What do you think ?

You: i don't make assumptions u tell me

Stranger: It’s obvious

Stranger: I found you interesting

Stranger: So it’s a yes

You: i'm not here to entertain u, so u better be a good friend

Stranger: We are here to entertain

You: woah this is my 1st time making an entp confess his feelings, aight aight tht's cool

Stranger: I don’t confess my feelings easily in real life

You: yea ik, it's easier here

Stranger: Here it’s different

You: but ya'll are pain in ass in reality

You: welp i only hv a discord acc, so text me whenever u want

Stranger: No pain no gain

Stranger: Pain it’s an obligation 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣

Stranger: I will send you a request

You: aight

You: ngl u cute

You: and my man's dead with just one compliment

You: god wht will u do when i'll bring u flower to propose u???

Stranger: Hahahahaha

Stranger: Do it then u will know

You: ahaha sure

Stranger: Tel me your compliment again

Stranger: Tell

You: u are cute

You: wht? r u blushing behind the screen?