#squeeeeeeeeze

[fortheloveofaussiegrit]

[adallegra]

*Tackles you to the ground and gives a bone-crushing hug.*

Neigh🐴

I mean, heyyy 😌💚💕 Hows it going?

*is squeezed, muffled voice*

Oof, hay hey!

Doing quite well, albeit buzzzzy 🐝 (👀) with work, but thank you my lovely sinnamon roll.

I hope you’re having an equine-equally happy morning!

[vodid]

He’s so tiny omg and the little optics 😭🥹 *sob* I want to hold him so bad he looks so adorable and cute <3<3

he is very ittle! 🤏 sparklings are very round and squashable i mean squishable

[spinecurlingmice]

hey is this legal. who made this legal that's not fair.

komaedaaaa :( ffffff

[robinmage]

what if i jumped off a bridge. what then

[heymrspatel]

“do you remember mysce—” YES I DOOOOOOO AND IT FUCKIN SLAPPED

delivering some nostalgia on a friday night ✨

also, may i raise you the Barbie Superstar Makeover game?! 💅🏻

WAH MACY! i just threw that out there, but actually seeing it? straight shot of serotonin! i spent so many hours on that damn website lmao!

i propose we have a sleepover and find a similar game. it won’t be the same, but maybe it’ll scratch the itch! or maybe we can just put face masks on each other!! that sounds nicer 🧖🏼‍♀️💙💛

[cringebun]

draw Spinel hugging Pearl

Big squeeeeeeeeze 😖

[agoobersretreat]

"At the very least...I know you're being honest. I mean, you're reeeaaally clinging on, huh? Ehehe...just like Sayori!"

Continuation from @bigbounteouswbaker

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"Mhm. I try to be! I dislike lying as it is, but also my memory isn't the best either. Can't be expected to remember a bunch of lies, ya know?"

Squeeeeeeeeze~!

"Mmm, yeah? Well, good. Monika says we're both a lot alike, so maybe that's not necessarily a bad thing, even with Sayori's eating habits..."

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Okay okay okay but Emily in Hell, does that mean new Pokemon partner/buddy since Absol is kind of the custody Chaggie-with-Emily-on-the-side child? My Pokemon lore is admittedly rusty but imagine Emily finding a new Pokemon partner in Hell, maybe a skittish Ponyta or something similar!

i love to cause Lute comedic HArm, and to imagine Emily smiling happily while ppl back away in fear.... so for her own personal pokemon im picturing...

Mankey

Soon to become an enraged Primeape the moment it spots the real Lute in real life (and starts chasing her), after Emily spent so much time calmly explaining the Lute situation to it while helpfully showing pictures of Lute on her phone ^w^

Emily: (lovingly hugging her new pokemon buddy) "And this is Lute the first time she attacked and ripped off the wings of my wife-in-law Vaggie...."

Emily: (swipes next pic) "....annnnd this is her trying to gouge out Vaggie's OTHER eye...

Emily: (swips again) "Here's Lute covered in blood after cutting off some of my wings..."

Mankey: "rrrrrRRRRRRRRRGHEEEE-"

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Lute: "GET YOUR DAMNED POKEMON OFF ME YOU FILTH!"

Emily: "Aww, be not afraid~ Primeape doesn't hurt people~"

Lute: "YES IT- OW OW- DOES!!!"

Makeys get brought to the Pride ring for their fighting skills pretty often, but Emily's actually came of it's own free will from the other parts of hell

Chaggily's Absol stepped on it in the rush to jump through an open gate and into Pride right before Extermination day, once, and the Mankey has been chasing it down ever since. It was a background game of cat and mouse for the years until Emily arrived. Charlie had no idea what was going on. Vaggie knew but respected Absol's right to fight this battle on their own (they shared a solemn nod over it, while the Mankey banged on a hotel window from the outside and SCREECHED)

Emily spots it trying to break in one day while recovering (since it is obsessed with the Absol and the Absol won't leave Emily's side right now), and she lets it in, and hugs it before it can start beating up on the Absol, and while hugging it Emily starts talking to try calming it, which turns into Emily talking about the hell situation, which turns into Emily VENTING to the Mankey while squeeeeeeeezing it tighter and tighter like a full body stress ball- she only realizes the Mankey is out cold unconscious from strangling when the Absol puts a paw on her arm.

One very frantic Emily later the Mankey is revived. Is it angry at her now??

No. It thinks that was super impressive and very cool and it vibes with her pent up rage SO hard. It will even forgive the Absol, if that's what it takes for it to stay with Emily.

The two becoming physically inseparable. If the Mankey isn't sparring with Vaggie and the Pidove or posing dynamically for Charlie's adoring scribbles while holdings still through the Houndoom's equally adoring slobber kisses, then it's clinging to Emily like a living backpack of love-fueled potential violence just waiting to Explode

Sometimes the old scarred Absol steps on it deliberately, just for fun, and the Mankey (later Primeape) will chase it's old foe turned enemy around the hotel (usually causing havoc) for old time's sake while Emily smiles and hopes everyone else can figure out how to get along so well too someday~

(Emily will still sic her Primeape on Lute every chance she gets tho)

:)

[littolbunnyboy]

Squeeeeeeeez da lam :3c

[yikesola]

I’ve written yet another thousand words and yes there’s only one bed but they haven’t even gotten into it yet bc I’m squeeeeeeeezing this grape lol

[milkygothgf]

Hiiiii, drunk anon here! Not drunk currently, but I am horny, and edging, and I love love loooooooove seeing you respond to my asks (bit of an attention whore myself tbh >×<)

Anyways, I was going through your likes and only just now saw that intoxication is in there! What a coinkydink! XD

I'm actually touching myself about to get into the shower right now and started thinking about how cute you would be if I got you drunk! Absolutely loaded with fruity cocktails and hard liquor that I bought you and pressured you into taking (who needs roofies when social anxiety and manipulation do all the work for you ♡w♡)

Then, once you were nice and wasted, what if I offered to help sober you up and help your future hangover with a super secret trick I learned! It's called the Milking Method where I hook you up to a machine and put automated pumps on your low-hanging udders, then squeeeeeeeeze all the, um... "alcohol" out through your tits! Of course, it's bullshit, but you're just too sloshed to care, so you let me draw buckets and buckets of sweet, creamy milk from your big, delicious tits aaaaalllllll night. All the while I keep making up more and more nonsense about the method, like, "And actually, massaging the mammary glands helps draw the alcohol towards your nipples," and, "Oftentimes, I've found that stimulation of the reproductive organs can accelerate the movement of fluids through the endocrinal system," making sure to use lots of big words so you think I'm super smart and blindly put your faith in me while I play with your clit and finger your ass and, all around, just poke and play with your entire soft, slutty body! <3

Drunk anon, my love, I'm too high and you've made me too horny to know how to respond to this ♡.♡ Just, uh, yes. Yes please. Please.

[brownhairedbookworm]

"I knooooooooow, isn't it great, Moni~? He's been so happy, too. Happy for everyone sore he's been getting on his hands, ehehehe~." Squeeeeeeeeze.

"He said they're mostly done for the base, but he wanted to know if we wanted to theme them at all? I told him we'd get back to him when we can, though~."

"Themes... I'd love to let him and Wool work on something from Wool's culture. We still aren't quite sure where we'll all be living together, once the kids are here, after all, and I'd love for them to at least have their dad and their beds be a connection to that part of their lineage."

[ryescapades]

AAAAAAHHH MY DEAR RYE!!!!!!!! HAPPIEST OF HAPPY BIRTHDAYS MY DARLING!!!!!!!!!! i hope you had a wonderful day i’m sending you big birthday hugs !!!!!!!! i love you!!!!!!!!!!

DEAREST QUINN HELLOOOO thankyou thankyou aaaajghwajhfs you're so sweet pls ilyt <3 I'M WISHING FOR YOUR DAY TO GO WELL TOO !! stay healthy and hydrated and take care of yourself !! imma squeeeeeeeeze u as hard as i can in my arms >:) ♡

[purrpletestingfacility]

"Absolutely, Masane. If she turned out as amazing as you said she was with you back then, I'm sure she'll be happy to hear from you." Squeeeeeeeeze.

"Well, she'll actually probably be really shocked and confused at first, but after that? Definitely probably happy~." Miq giggles sheepishly. Her bluntness is a double-edged sword, unfortunately.

"Either way, I think it'll be good for the both of you. As soon as I have her number, you'll be the first to know. I promise." Pat, pat.

"Once I have a proper phone, I'll see if I can find her, myself. Asking you to find a random Japanese woman's cell phone number from the United States is too big of a request, even as much as I want to hear from her again."

"Thank you, of course, but I can't let you put THAT much work into finding MY kid."

[gorgin-gals-muses]

"Hiya Ivy~!"

Suddenly a Miq! Squeeeeeeeeze hug!

"So, how's it going now that you're starting to feel better? Sorry you got sick after our day out, still."

"I'm just glad you're okay, honestly. I'll be fine, although I won't be able to attend a few family things tomorrow probably, no matter how fast I recover."

"Last thing I want is to infect others, though at least in the realm of Tumblr I don't think that's a thing."

"Sooo, I can hug you just fine here!"