#spent in an inpatient programm in 2020 would've fit into this conspiracy

[shakespearerants]

> be me

> vent to my best friend about a man who ruined my life for four hours

> "wow shakespearerants you are way too fixated on this one specific asshole are you sure you're not making him into a scapegoat for everything that went wrong in your life in the last 10 years because it's convenient?"

> realize he is right

> make a conscious effort to be less obsessed with a man I haven't talked to in over 7 years

> meet a very good friend for coffee and gossip this afternoon

> she went to the first class of [REDACTED] meetup that I didn't go to for unrelated to this one asshole reasons

> said asshole is now a literal police officer, insert surprised Pikachu meme here

> trying very very hard not to be back on my bullshit here but this perfectly fits into the conspiracy theory that the man is trying to torment me, specifically, with all of his life choices