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#spent half an hour scrolling through old friends' and peers' FB pages..... if you ever see me doing it again stop me. beat me with a hammer
nomouthtospeakof · 2 months
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facebook: i know you haven't been here for years but just so you know your best friend from years ago made a post
me: okay... ok you know what yeah let's see how she's doing!
her post: People called us crazy for it but we're growing our family early! Say hello to our new puppy!!
me: awww nice :) (doesn't know what she means by "early") (scrolls down)
next post: So happy to be celebrating my first mother's day 🥰 My boyfriend and I have a daughter on the way!
me, twenty two years of age and still struggling to brush my teeth twice a day: you What
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