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monty-glasses-roxy · 5 months ago

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Yeah I mean you know if you were in a wheelchair by the go-karts in Roxy Raceway, you'd have to leave the Raceway through the one door on that level directly into the atrium, go to the far end of the atrium near the lifts to the main lobby, take the atrium lift (that isn't functional in game but it's there!) up a floor, then go all the way back to specifically the Glamrock Salon area, through that door into the Raceway and then behind the stands, just to go take a shit? Your alternative is to go up another floor into the Superstarcade next to El Chips or go through Kids Cove (?) into the daycare to then take another lift down to the right floor?

I'm also pretty sure that when you enter Gator Golf, you can only access the gift shop and the few holes on your level because the vast majority of the golf course are down a flight of stairs with no ramp or lift to get down there???

So not only are they building over a sinkhole with a formorly haunted pizzeria now home to a murderbot and probably another three dozen ghosts or something in a pile of vengeful robot spaghetti in it, they're also just a dick to the disabled in general

EDIT: I FORGOT THERE'S BATHROOMS IN THE SALON WHOOPS!! SLIGHTLY LESS OF AN INCONVENIENCE BUT AN INCONVENIENCE ALL THE SAME!!

You ever think about how hugely inaccessible the Pizzaplex is? Or is it just me?

I'm actually tempted to go through a check a bunch of things to get the full picture here too. I'm not accessibility expert, but I'm aware enough to know when something is very obviously inaccessible like the Plex

#I bet they don't offer refunds on the Gator Golf party passes when you find out you can't even play the majority of the course #some legal excuse of 'well its not OUR fault you cant get down there yourself!'#megacorps can just do that I guess #I started these tags off with the intention of somehow being comedic but nah that's too real #maybe their accessibility is 'solved' by having the animatronics fucking yeet you over the railings to 'safely' land in a ballpit or smthn #that feels pretty fazbear ngl #both needlessly aggressive to everyone ever AND a cheap solution that doesn't require critical thinking! it's the perfect plan!#nothing could possibly go wrong with that one!!!#also yeah I briefly saw the pizzaplex osha violations video going around but I never watched it #it felt too obvious given that it's Fazbear ya know? thanks for reminding me of it though!#I should go look that one up!#oh also fun fact: the lift up to the prize counter in the main lobby? the one that's out of order?#yeah that's the ONLY way to get into the plex if you can't take the stairs I'm pretty sure.#real disability friendly. /s #they DO have lifts dotted around btw they're just not everywhere so it's like they got bored by the time they finished...#specifically the daycare and atrium. atrium has an attempt. could easily be better though #don't mind me rambling on though lmao

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