#speaking for all of us who refuse to use that magister staff schematic you get early on in da:i even though it's the best option at the time

[andromeda3116]

i can already tell that i am never going to use neve and it has nothing to do with her backstory, characterization, battle style, or anything normal like that

it's gonna be because of the fucking graduation cap on the side of her head

[torpublishinggroup]

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