#sparrow ben was a mistake there i said it i don't care

[bentacled]

it's been one day and im still pissed when will this end. season 4 had some neat assassination scenes but none of them shined as bright as the writers assassinating the characters like go off monarchs

[autumn-hiraeth]

warnings: slight smut!

pairing: sparrow!ben x umbrella!reader

a/n : english isn't my first language sorry If I made any mistake :)

next week i'm gonna being on vacation so probably i'll be posting often (i hope)

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Ben ripped your panties off as he pushed you against the wall, you squealed as your bare back hit the cold tile.

"those panties were new ben!" you lamented while your lover caressed your thighs

"I can buy you more" he replied, meeting his soft lips with yours, you broke the kiss when you felt his tip against your entrance

"you're so wet y/n" he murmured embalmed, stroking his hardness a few times before pushing into your walls; you and ben screamed out their groans of pleasure, the once familiar feeling wrecking their bodies. The air rushed out of your lungs as ben slowly pushed into you.

"fuck.." you gasped feeling how his dick stretched your walls, reaching all the way to the bottom

ben left sloppy kisses on your jaw and lips, his thrusts were hard but slow, he knew your body better than you did and knew what you liked; he felt heavenly.

"you're taking m..

"aunt y/n" you and ben stopped when you two heard little Stan's voice behind the bathroom door

"shit" you whispered

"y/n, why is Stan here?"

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"Why do we have to take care of Diego's son?" Ben asked crossing his arms as he watched Stan eat candies, he was still upset about the interruption and the problem he had to deal with without your help.

" 'cause he's my nephew, which makes you his uncle." Ben narrowed his eyes, not quite convinced that he wanted to be a babysitter.

"when you said we were going to have a lot of fun I figured it would be another kind of fun" he lit a cigarette as he spoke, you sighed approaching him

"don't smoke when stan is around " you took the cigarette from his lips "you'll give him a bad example" you said, putting the cigarette out.

Your lover frowned "well honey, his father is Diego, he already has a bad example" you hit his shoulder at his words

"hey, you're talking about my brother"

"then let's stop doing it" ben suggested, wrapping his hands around your waist as he pulled your in "you and I have unfinished business" you smiled kissing the tip of his nose

"If you behave with Stan then you can finish what you started" you proposed

Ben sighed when you kissed him, he leaned to deepen the kiss

"aunt y/n, can we have ice cream?" the kiss broke off abruptly

"Of course, honey! and your uncle ben will pay for it" you answered smiling

Ben sighed " just do it for her" he whispered for himself as he watching you and Stan leave the room.

[bardicious]

Umbrella Academy Season 3 Spoilers Thoughts:

(Okay, actually, this might be an Allison bitchfest in the notes. And well, some other general bitching - because some characters made me so annoyed - but generally speaking I really really REALLY loved this season)

Season 4 Five needs to go apeshit, seriously, all of his shitty little siblings give him so much shit like he's supposed to know everything. I wouldn't put it against him to just leave their asses if something else comes up.

Allison REALLY REALLY pissed me off this season. It's not that I don't get her trauma, but the constant belittling of everyone else's trauma? Fuck that. I don't know where I stand with her after this Season, while she was one of my faves in the last two.

NO, I'm sorry Harlen didn't deserve to die. And LMAO. Excuse fucking me, but if the Academies went after him after the vote, he would have killed them all. Seriously, so many of these characters pissed me off this season. And yes, I do give certain characters more of a pass to be murderous (ie. Five and Lila) but the rest of them? Like, holy fuck, y'all are BABIES at this time traveling thing. And Victor wanting to protect Harlan (BECAUSE HE PROBABLY SAW HIM AS A SON - is not fucking selfish and is not a BETRAYAL). Viktor was responsible for Claire's death by mistake. Allison murdered Harlan for not having control of something he didn't choose to have. The fact that she feels right and doesn't feel sorry? Yeah, fuck off with that, what a piece of shit. This whole season has been a testament to how little Allison cares about her family and that's very disappointing. (I'm liable to think the last time jump really fucked with her head because ??? This is just too much)

Allison just being so fucking manipulative. Using her love against her family, like fuck off, the amount of times Five has had to deal with that shit and hasn't murdered a family's loved one. Allison really gave me vibes that she would kill anyone for her kid, even if it's another kid. And I don't know what's going to happen with her but yeah. There's a lot she needs to apologize for.

At the end of it though, even though I get her (the events of her life after the first apocalypse seem unreal and it's easy how she could lose sight of whats wrong or right) I'm really mad at her.

I am happy she got her happy ending though. (Presumably)

omg, almost forgot. What she was going to do to Luther. Jfc. Like, holy shit. I really hope they acknowledge all this in the next season.

Okay, and another thing, that shit she said about Viktor betraying her trust? LMAO. What a laugh, as if the whole family hadn't done that to him his whole life???? Viktor lies ONCE? And oooooo, I can never trust you. Fuck off with that bullshit. (If I were Viktor I'd never trust her again)

Honestly the whole fam was being held by a thread, which this time was Klaus, the last two times it was Five. But you know what, old man, you do you, fuck these hoes, you deserve to retire.

The way that Five was just ready to accept death because at least he wouldn't be the only one alive.

Luther instantly falling in love with Sloan, is well... makes sense. Both of them are so lonely, smart, and naive. lmao They quite honestly deserve each other 10/10. Never did like Allison/Luther (just a boring relationship)

I also love Allison/Ray and thought they brought out the best out of each other, so if she gets to be with him and her daughter, then I'll accept it. (Hope it wasn't just an illusion or something)

Wish Five's relationship with Deloras wasn't a constant joke. And quite honestly happy that Sparrow chick (the one who does the spitting) died, cause -shrugs- what can I say, not impressive.

I was ready for all Sparrows to die. Glad Ben and Sloan lived, wish bird lady lived in the end, I liked her and she actually seemed to care about her family.

YO, REGGIE IS PURE EVIL. The man is just EVIL. I mean, I think he expected Allison to kill him, and somehow that gets him to be with his wife, but I wonder what his original plan was. LMAO. Really hope they have a new season.

That said, Reg and Klaus hanging out was hilarious, still fucked up, but lmao, I think Klaus is at least used to so much fucked up shit in his life where he can practice his power.

But also, why was Klaus dead in the apocalypse??? Did he just choose to stay dead and never knew Five was there? So sad.

There was just so much Five hanging out in ordinary situations. A+++ HIS SPEECH. (I'm sorry but Five just deserves a better family, ffs)

Five and Victor need more time together, because they are about the only sensible siblings and actually care about their family despite their issues...

I love my babe Lila, she reminds me of Vala mal Doran, same chaotic energy - same accent too. LOVE the idea of her and Five being besties. And LOVE that she found out about the Handler killing her and Five rewinding time.

Five being the Commission's founder???? So many questions???? I don't get it, I don't get why he would want Five to accept the apocalypse, maybe there's something even worse next season???? Because if Five did nothing than they'd all just be dead? Is that a better alternative than Hargreeve's owning everything?

Diego and his not kid, so cute. LMAO. And then Diego going to be a soon to be father anyhow! :D

These people never really learn. lmao. They spent how many episodes talking about the briefcase and Marcus, meanwhile, the man's been dead the whole time, and the briefcase has been with them forever. Hilarious when Luther comes back and no one's noticed he's gone.

All in all, this felt like a family breaks up season, which is sad. I hope next season (lord help me) is them coming together.

But as stated before, I NEED Five to go apeshit. And also for actual acknowledgment of HIS traumas. Like??? Same could be said for Klaus. I can totally see why fandom falls on these two, because the rest of the family literally just makes fun of them the whole time. Meanwhile I have to listen to Allison and Luther's issues the whole 3 seasons and want to throw something. Viktor's issues? Good shit. Transformative. Diego? Also transformative. Allison and Luther? I mean, probably, but meh.

I miss the Commission. I miss older Five. It's good to see Reggie in a bigger role. Cause I really fell for his manipulative bullshit. Which is nice! That seems to be a common villain in this story. Hardcore manipulation. I like that.

ANYWAY. Loved the trans rep. Viktor was placed in seamlessly. It was really beautiful. Loved Harlan, was super excited for him to have powers in the end of Season 2. Loved the wacky scenes where everyone is just partying and FIVE is involved.

Jessica who?

Don't like their Mom being cast aside, and it's so interesting how Pogo finally takes a stand against Reggie in this timeline. It just comes way later and at the end doesn't save anyone. Because he's just gone.

Can't think of anymore right now, so I'll leave it there. lmaooo. Lots of complaining, but complaints just stand out to me, and it's not really about the writing. Just SUPER annoyed at the characters. oof. The family dynamics just feel less this season. Granted, no one's had leisure time, so they're all prime assholes right now, hell even Five was keeping most shit to himself the first season. (But Five is at least progressing at quite a quick pace considering he's been fighting of apocalypse after apocalypse within a month, I believe?)

[batnanne]

Okay, so, I need opinions.

None of my relatives watched the 3rd season of The Umbrella Academy yet and I neeeed to talk about it with someooooone! Mostly, I'd like to know... Am I the only one who was wildly disappointed by it?

Spoilers ahead, be careful:

At the end of the second season, all I could wait and hope for was for a third season full of Klaus annoying the hell out of Dark!Ben to try and make him good, family shenanigans, surprises and good plot twists.

All I got was Klaus talking to Ben literally... What, 3 times?

And the entire family acting like a bunch of strangers again most of the times. Sure, there were some cute little family moments but I feel like it was nothing compared to the other seasons. Even in the first one they felt closer than in the third because they were not happy together and there were a lot of unfinished businesses between them, but at least they were still looking out for each other. Even though I'll admit that there were some cute scenes in the third season too, like when Diego got protective because Alison told Viktor they should have left him in his cage... Or the whole acceptance of Viktor actually, with Luther asking him to be his bestman and stuff, very nice ~ but still not enough in my opinion. Because if you took Viktor's coming out out of the story, what cute family moments would be left? Not a lot. First season was extremely subtle with each family member's bond with the others, but it was there and well done. Second season was wonderful, they all got closer and weirder, it was great. Third is... Okayish at best.

I also felt like... The acting was off most of the time? Was it always like this? Don't get me wrong, I love all these little characters and I love all these wonderful actors but... Something was off, I don't know, I don't understand.

What really disappointed me the most though, was how stupid they behaved sometimes. They did so much stupid shit without any reason whatsoever? Like, nobody, literally nobody in the entire world, would have done half of what they did. And I know, this is a story about time travel, super-powers and world saving, so of course it's not going to be realistic. But when the characters do really stupid shit without any logic it's still annoying. Especially if it feels like they're being stupid on purpose because the writers didn't know how to push the story forward other than making the characters make basic mistakes.

Speaking of stupid, why did they do Luther so dirty? They never said he was the brightest but COME ON. He became such a brainless blob in the span of 3 seasons? What. Happened. Without even speaking about his express love story with Sloan. Getting married before the end of the world to make the best out of the time they had would have been really cute. Problem is their love story happened so fast that I'm still not buying it even though they got married, reset the universe and Luther left to find her again. Also, it was really upsetting to see that nobody cared that Luther had disappeared when he got kidnapped by the Sparrows. Like. You were a team a few days ago back in the 60's and now fuck it all?

Which gets me to: Wow, sometimes the story happened so fast that I felt like I had missed a few scenes because I didn't understand why characters suddenly changed opinions or decided on new random plans or... Or... I don't know, I'm still processing everything but I specifically remember whining "Oh god why did they ruin this great show? I'm so saaaad" at the end of mostly each episode.

At the end of the first season I really liked Five, Klaus and Ben, I'm sure we can all agree, they're quite lovable. Diego was a little annoying but the softness between him and their mom? I could cry right now thinking about it. After the second season I loved them all with all my heart (and I officially had the biggest crush on Diego, let's say it was because of the hair). After this third season? My favorite character was Reginald and I think this is quite telling on the quality of the show right now. To make a fan lose interest in all the characters they loved except for the one they didn't like at all. Well done. At least they wrote a good bad/good/bad/good dad character. Oh and Klaus, I still have a soft spot for Klaus and he's the only one who could make me wince and cry when he got hurt. No such feelings for any other siblings.

Oh crap and what about Stanley?! He was such a cutie pie!! They just totally forgot about him, did they? It's kind of upsetting that he was a device to Lila but also to the writers and apparently didn't deserve a better story. Also... I might have not understood correctly because I watched it in English and sometimes I have a hard time with accents... But wasn't his mom German? Yet he knew English perfectly and had a British accent? Or did I miss something?

And what was the very last scene with Ben about? Any theories?

I have so many more things to say. So many. But I'll stop there. Please, if you agree or disagree with me, feel free to come to me and talk about it! I'd love other opinions and to debate! You can replace my friends who are too busy watching other shows to talk Umbrella Academy with me 😭😂

[autumn-hiraeth]

not sure if you’re doing requests but if so could you please do a ben fic (sparrow ben) where he’s super protective over her? :)

hi, i really tried to do what you requested :) hope you like it

warnings: nope

A/N: English isn't my first language sorry If I made any mistake :)

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"I'M READY" YOU ANNOUNCED TO YOUR siblings, Fei smiled at your enthusiasm to go kick the Umbrella Academy's asses.

"No Y/N, you're not coming" ben said, your boyfriend, you frowned confused.

Had they made a change of plans?

" What?" Ben moved closer to you, close enough that only you could hear him.

"It's dangerous, I don't want anything bad to happen to you, so I've decided that you stay" you laughed incredulously, he seemed really confident of himself.

"Yeah well, I don't mind, I'll go" you challenged him. You could see your siblings muttering in amusement to each other, they loved watching you fight Ben when he got too protective of you.

"I said no, it's an order" he cornered you against the wall preventing you from getting away from him.

"Ben, there's only one room where you can give me orders and I assure you it's not this one" Your siblings screeched in excited and Ben, well, Ben was annoyed and turned-on.

Why did you have to be so stubborn? You drove him crazy.

"Listen to me doll, I don't want anything bad to happen to you, so I need you to stay, just this once" you practically had him begging, you sighed in defeat.

"okay but you'll have to make up for it"

"wait for me in my room, I promise to make it up" he proposed before kissing you, it was a soft and delicate kiss, each touch and word was delicate as if you were porcelain and at any moment you were going to break.

Ben knew you were strong but the love he felt for you made him want to protect you at all costs: someone hurt you? He would kill anyone, dangerous missions? Ben would make it his priority to take care of you, the end of the world? Ben would sacrifice anyone to ensure your well-being, because he loved you and would never let anything bad happen to you.

[autumn-hiraeth]

WARNINGS: nope, just fluff

PAIRING: Sparrow!Ben x Umbrella!reader

A/N: English isn't my first language sorry If I made any mistake :)

Third part of the drabble Drunk Ben. Thank u for your comments, hope you enjoy it.

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Ben wasn't happy about the things of last night .

Maybe it had been because of the way Lila had told him, she had teased him so much while she was telling him what he had done the night before with you.

"control your husband or I'll throw him out of the roof Y/N" Five had advised you.

Ben was drinking, memories of the night became clear and holy shit..

He really had done a lot of things with you last night.

His heartbeat increased as he remembered your vows. "But you are the one I choose, I belong with you"

His face blushed as he remembered the wedding night, you beneath him as you moaned his name.

In one night Ben had lived what he could never live and it was all because of you.

And he was upset, so upset but not with you, but because of what Lila had said.

"Y/N only played along because she was drunk so don't bother with her, squid boy"

"Ben" you called him "I know you're upset, I'm sorry, okay? I just wanted you to have some fun before you di..

“was it real?” he snapped out of his trance, he was only wearing his jeans, too hard to concentrate with that abdomen, which hours before you had tasted with your tongue.

" What?"

"Was real what happened between us last night ?" now he was close to you, very close, you could see the hickeys on his skin.

Did you think about his question, had last night meant something or was it just the euphoria of the moment?

"it was real to me Ben" you didn't care if he made fun of you, you really wanted to and you would do it again without thinking.

Because suddenly, Ben was everything you wanted.

Ben gave a small laugh and when you were ready to say what a jerk he was, he kissed you, just like he had a hundred times last night.

"It was also very real to my doll" he whispered against your lips caressing your skin under your shirt.

"I thought I wasn't your type" he smiled remembering the discussion in the morning

"you are. my. type. Y/N" he assured you between kisses "enough to have made you my wife"

"great, because I wasn't going to give you a divorce" you joked making him laugh

"I wouldn't dream of that"

[autumn-hiraeth]

WARNINGS: none, just fluff

PAIRING: Sparrow!Ben x Sparrow!reader

A/N: English isn't my first language sorry If I made any mistake :) I'm trying to do the requests that you asked me but I'm taking my time bc this is my first time doing requests, just wanna do it right.

REQUESTS: Closed ( writer's block sucks)

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Ben Hargreeves was a dick.

He only thought about himself and regaining the number one spot.

However, when it came to you, Ben could sometimes be kind, even cheessy.

"Seriously Ben, I'm fine" you assured sitting on the stretcher, your lip was broken, you had some bruises on your face and a large bruise on your torso.

Ben gave a gaze of.. "really?"

He was upset.

Ben wasn't too happy about your actions during the mission.

"Will you ever listen to me?" he hissed in annoyance as he cleaned the wound on your lip, usually Grace was in charge of these things, but Ben wanted to be the only one who could take care of your wounds as you did his.

It was one thing between you two.

You still quiet as you watched Ben care for you so gently, your heart melting at the look on his face of concern for you.

This Ben wasn't the Ben who hated the world, no, this Ben was the one who loved you but was too scared to admit it.

"what you did on that mission was so stupid"

oh no, here we go.

You rolled your eyes making Ben stop his actions and look at you with an intense look making you shiver.

"I just wanted to help Jayme...

"I don't care Y/N" he mumbled once he finished "we're a duo, we take care of each other, there's no one else" you should have scolded him for how selfish he sounded, but how could you scold him when he said that you two were a duo?

It was the sweetest thing he had ever said.

" got it " Ben gave you a little smile as he settled between your legs, your heartbeat increased when he cupped your cheeks in his hands, you could feel his breath against your face, he leaned his face towards yours .

Ben was finally going to kiss you.

"fine then go to sleep, there's training tomorrow" he walked away from you as if a minute ago he hadn't almost implicitly confessed that he loved you.

" good night doll " he winked at you, leaving you there: with your heartbeat racing and wanting to kiss him.

[autumn-hiraeth]

WARNINGS: none, just fluff, short

PAIRING: Sparrow!ben x reader

a/n: english isn't my first language sorry If I made any mistake :)

Any request? cuz i'm bored

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Ben sighed impatiently, he had spent half an hour waiting for you to be ready for the wedding.

Ben loved you, but patience was not his strong point.

"y/n, if you don't come out soon I'll go"

"Then do it so I can steal her “ Lila mumbled leaving the room, Ben frowned and opened his mouth, ready to retort until he saw you; you looked so beautiful in that dress, every curve of your body was appreciated by Ben, you hadn't even touched him and he could already feel his crotch ache.

"You look so gorgeous, sunshine" he said moving closer to you, his hands wrapped around your waist and he pulled you towards him “I really want to rip that dress off you and fuck...”

"oi! keep it in your pants, squid boy!" Lila scoffed earning an annoyed look from Ben; you took Ben's chin so he could see you again, his frown disappeared when you met his lips with yours, they didn't care that Lila was there watching you and Ben kiss passionately.

"You look so handsome, Ben" you complimented him making him smile, he caressed his nose with yours, such a sweet gesture, in your opinion.

"Let's get this over with, I really want to be between your legs" he mumbled winking at you, Lila rolled her eyes.

"They're like hormonal teens," she whispered to herself as she watched you and Ben walk away from her.

[autumn-hiraeth]

warnings: smut, dirty talk, cockwarming, unprotected sex

pairing: sparrow!ben x Umbrella!reader

a/n: english isn't my first language sorry If I made any mistake :)

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I've heard of a love that comes once in a lifetime

And i'm pretty sure that you are that love of my life

"i'm not your ben"

" I know "

"I'm better" he said before kissing you, you didn't even object, you responded to the kiss with fervor, a clash of teeth and tongues.

Ben's hand slipped inside your pants, you moaned breaking the kiss as he began rubbing your clit.

Ben smiled satisfied when you leaned against his chest while you moaned, there was something in you that made him feel the need to please you, to make you happy; he just wanted to erase that sad expression that you always used to have.

"oh god .. ben" you gripped his arm tightly when you felt your release bubble up, however Ben stopped touching you making you whimper in frustration.

"shh" Ben calmed you down kissing your temple "I want you to cum on my cock y/n" he mumbled making you shiver "only if you want" he added

"yes please, I want to feel you" and that was all the sparrow needed to take you to his bed, as soon as you were in bed you both began to undress each other; there was something about the way they touched that was so intimate, like they've done it before.

It felt so surreal, your dead boyfriend from another reality was about to make love to you.

"You're so precious y/n" Ben whispered against your lips before pushing into you.

You let out a moan almost pornographically as Ben push into you hard, overwhelmed by pleasure you wrapped your arms around Ben's neck and he leaned in gladly, excited to taste your lips, his eyes closed longing for contact until finally their lips met in a hungry kiss.

The sparrow kept his pace while he kissed you like a hungry man, he didn't even care that some of your siblings or his siblings saw them in such a compromising situation.

"You're so tight, just like I imagined" he whispered as he enjoyed your hands caressing his chest, he moaned as your walls tightened on him.

"you feel so good y/n....you're so lovely" he mumbled keeping to hit his hips against yours

You moaned under his touch, the feeling of being fucked by Ben was incredible.

"You fill me up so well, better than I imagined" you admitted between kisses making ben smile "oh.."

"I'm not surprised why the other me fell in love with you" he said before sneaking his hand between you, stopping at your clit, rubbing it torturously; ben wanted you to come first, he needed to hear you and see you melt in pleasure, he needed to see you made a mess .

Your release bubbled up once more, ben picked up his pace, hitting that perfect spot that made you see stars.

They were both close, you felt ben's rhythm begin to falter as he rubbed your clit faster.

"fuck.." ben moaned when your walls squeezed him, you moaned loudly when your first orgasm reached you, you crashed your lips against ben's trying to silence your moans.

Your nails dug into his skin "mmmh, ben, feels so good.. please.. fill me up.. cum inside me.. I need it" you wandered between moans

"You're so perfect" Ben mumbled just before painting your walls with his warm seed, driving you towards your second orgasm. You moaned his name over and over as you milked him, each drop released inside you, it felt so warm. Everything about him felt warm.

Finally he stopped and placed his forehead against yours, his heavy breath hitting your face.

"I could be between your legs all day" Ben whispered with a smug smile.

"such a romantic" you teased still with your eyes closed, enjoying having him still inside you.

You didn't want to think about what would happen next.

"stay with me" he asked "leave your brothers and stay with me" he repeated, looking into your eyes.

It felt like a dream.

You smiled nodding as the tears began to fall on your face "don't cry sunshine, this time I won't leave you" he promised.