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bipherpol · 2 years ago

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"#and fuckin. like. jabra's just like: seriously another long lost sibling how many ARE THERE" how does jabra and the rest of cp9 handle lucci and robin being siblings btw?

that conversation will go something like

lucci: hello, i'm quitting cp9 see you later jabra: the fuck kaku: apparently nico robin's his long lost sister jabra: i repeat: the fuck

upon getting the full story, jabra, kumadori and fukurou just spend several moments being like "what. and we cannot stress this enough. the fuck did we miss in water seven."

kaku and kalifa will give them the rundown and bc cp9 Have Each Other's Backs (canonically according to the cover serial), the other three will be like "okay, what are we doing" and lucci's like "we??" "duh, you think we'd let you skip off on your own?" "also i want to hear any embarrassing stories your sister has about you"

#sibling verse #jabra spends several moments just torn between 'what the fuck' and 'this is the funniest thing i've ever heard'#fukurou (gossip that he is) is delighted by all this news and immediately plans to ask robin what lucci was like as a kid #kumadori's a dramatic bitch who thinks them being reunited is really sweet #spandam's a little bitch who tries to also handcuff lucci when he finds out. this does not go how he wants it to.#(for one thing: lucci gave robin the key to her own cuffs.)#(for another: a small child could beat the tar out of spandam.)#(the combination of these two facts means that spandam is in for a rough time because robin is still very much an older sibling #and thus any threat to baby siblings Must Be Eradicated)#('you're older by fifteen minutes' 'still older')

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