#sound off bc it’s just the AC and my fan going…

[jeonginsleftcheek]

Keep me cold (ot8 drabble)

pairing: ot8 x afab!reader

genre: smut

warnings: this is an insert member fic so i won't use any names or be too descriptive and you can imagine any of the skz members you want💕

temperature play, nipple play, ice cubes, oral (f and m receiving), squirting

a/n: it's 4am and i woke up s w e a t y bcs it's too hot and i don't have ac so here🥲 also yay for skz renewing their contracts and yay for their comeback🫶🏻

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"We could go to the beach."- your boyfriend suggests as the two of you literally melt on the bed.

Both of you are laying down in your underwear, spread like starfish and staring at the ceiling but still holding onto each other with your pinky fingers hooked together.

"Too lazy to get up."- you huff, the ceiling fan does almost nothing to help and you dream about snow.

"How about the mall?"- he asks. "They have ac there."

"Too lazy to get up."- you repeat and he chuckles.

"Yeah. Me too."- he nods and you spend a few moments in silence, your ears flooded with the sounds of crickets.

"I have an idea."- your boyfriend sits up quickly, almost making you dizzy with the sudden movement. "Wait for a moment, okay?"

You just nod as you look at him get up and walk over to the kitchen.

It's not like you were going anywhere anyways.

You hear rummaging in the kitchen as you hum to yourself and your lover is back in no time, carrying something in his hands.

You squint at him as he approaches the bed with a lazy smirk.

"I hope you brought winter, because if you didn't I don't want it."- you say and he chuckles, kneeling on the bed and your eyes finally adjust to see that he brought a bowl of ice.

"Ice can count as winter, right?"- he smirks.

"What are you planning to do with it?"- you smirk back at him, his now cold hand rests on your inner thigh and you sigh in even that little relief from the heat.

Your legs spread to make room for him and he takes one of the ice cubes, placing it in his mouth and sucking on it. He runs his cold hands on your inner thighs, making your core throb with desire in mere seconds, since the heat was already making you feel insanely turned on.

Your eyes get hazy as he takes out the cube and leans in closer to your neck, you throw your head back and close your eyes. His cold lips are pressed on your hot skin and you moan loudly as he starts licking and sucking bruises on your neck, his hands squeezing your plushy thighs.

"A-ah baby."- you moan, hands gripping at the sheets, the sound of the ceiling fan droning in the background.

He grabs another ice cube and gently runs it on your lips as you stare into each other's eyes hungrily, before he leans down to capture your lips in his.

The ice cube makes contact with your skin as he runs it under your collarbone to your breast.

You moan into his mouth, the ice cube melting and the drops of water running down, soaking the sheets slowly.

He lifts up from your lips to look at your precious face at the moment he presses the ice cube in your nipple and you mewl out as he runs it gently over the hardened bud. Your chest arches into him involuntarily and he leans down to capture your cold nipple in his hot mouth as he slowly slides the half-melted cube to your other nipple, pressing into it.

You whimper at the stimulation and the difference between the ice cube and your lover's hot tongue lapping at you.

Your panties come off and your pussy is soaking wet, arousal dripping down onto the messy sheets. Your eyes close as your boyfriend removes the ice cube, his mouth now around that nipple, sucking, licking and lightly biting on it. He takes another ice cube, slowly running it down your stomach to your navel and the water melting from it slides down your burning core.

"Ah, fuck!"- you whimper as he presses the almost melted cube into your clit, circling it and watching it melt quickly against your heat.

"Feels good, baby?"- he smirks.

"Mm so good, so good!"- you whine, hips lifting up into his hand as he slides the wet coldness on your already soaking cunt.

You didn't even notice he started sucking on another ice cube, making his lips and tongue almost numb from the cold.

His warm knee is then pressed against you and you whimper loudly, rutting against him almost automatically.

He chuckles and removes his knee, the little friction slowly making your pussy warmer again as he leans down, his icy tongue darting out to lick at your juices.

"Ah...!"- you moan his name as he grips your thighs, pushing his tongue into you and fucking you with it.

Your legs are wide open and eyes closed so when you feel another ice cube pressed on your clit in the middle of him eating you out you almost scream.

"Fuck! That's so good baby!"- you whine and the mix of his saliva, your arousal and the cold water from the melting ice make you incredibly wet and slippery, bringing you close to the edge.

He speeds up with his tongue, the slurping sounds are sinful against you, the bed is soaking under you and a sheen of sweat covers your body as the fan blows air on your cold nipples giving you some sort of stimulation too.

Your body shudders against your lover's mouth, your hips shaking as you explode, squirting on his face and yourself, your orgasm hitting you like a train making you moan his name loudly over and over again as he rubs your clit with his fingers.

"It's actually hotter now."- you whisper between laboured breaths, your chest falling up and down.

"We're not done cooling off."

Your boyfriend giggles as he grabs another ice cube.

"It's my turn now."- he smirks, pressing the cube on your lips gently. You part them and suck on the cube as you look at him, his still cold fingertips running on your waist and tummy, making you shiver slightly.

You finally lift up, flipping him over, neither of you caring that the bed is an absolute mess in that moment.

Your tongue is cold against the heated head of his cock as you taste him, the salty pre-cum staining it. You're quick to suck him in before your mouth gets too hot and your boyfriend is a whimpering mess in no time as you alternate between sucking on the ice cubes and his throbbing member.

It doesn't take long for him to shoot his cum down your throat, having been painfully turned on since he started kissing you and you pop off of him to peer into the bowl of ice. Well, water.

"The ice is gone."- you say, licking your lips and he smirks.

"We have a whole freezer full of ice."- he says and both of you laugh, as you grab his hand and drag him to the shower.

Needless to say, at least you found a way to be a little less hot.😉

✨Taglist: @moonchild9350 @janepg @velvetmoonlght @hwanghyunjinismybae @jehhskz

[kisses4kaia]

brothers best friend billy bc i am self-indulgent ☺️ very poorly proofread😴 edit; here’s another installment of this au <3

william h. bonney is a gentleman.

he is a gentleman, but fuck, if you whisper another word into his ear, warm breath fanning over the cusp, he’s not above bending you over the poker table and fucking you in front of everyone, including your brother.

and billy knows, he knows you’re trying to rile him up, knows you’re just trying to get a ride rise out of him, but did you really have to hit him where it hurts? you’d learnt not too long ago that billy is quite sensitive on his ears—when you nibbed him on his earlobe while he was balls deep inside your tight cunt and he came on the spot—and if you didn’t take advantage of that from time to time, you reasoned, it would be an injustice, truly.

“oh billy, don’t you know fucking your best friends little sister is wrong? how long has this been going on—2 months, huh? hmm, you ever gonna tell jesse? oh, no. he would kill you if he found out, wouldn’t he? and you’re still taking that risk for me; how romantic of you, billy,” your voice is a tantalizing taunt, and it’s winding him up, so much so that he has to take a swig of his whiskey to cover up the flush spreading on his cheeks.

your whispers are received from billy with a shudder, whom you’re standing behind while he sits at the poker table. nobody really even notices you talking to him, not even jesse. he’s focused on winning, as is billy, but you just make it so much damn harder for your lover.

the game is on its last play and it’s gotten quite intense. “reveal your hands,” the dealer commands and jesse lays down his cards before billy shows him up completely, 4 aces over jesse’s straight.

the sportsmanship is friendly even after billy gathers the whole pot for himself and jesse goes to catch a drink at the bar, giving billy the perfect opportunity to figure out what the fuck your little show was about.

his large hand is wrapped around your—by comparison, small—wrist, and he’s dragging you outside the saloon, all the way to his house just down the block.

when the door slams shut, billy’s lips are on yours faster than you can blink.

he has this way about his kisses—they’re always needy, but not all-dominating. he doesn’t want to own you, you can see it is his eyes, the eyes that are so much softer than lil the other men you’ve come across, who look at you like a piece of meat. he kisses you with a certain passion, a fire that you haven’t been able to find with anybody else, and it ignites something bubbly inside you. he’s feverish, and you reciprocate his urgency, fingers hooking into his two front belt loops, pulling him closer to where you need him the most.

“fuck, pretty. really tryna rile me up, huh? fuck was that, back at the game?” his lust-blown pupils do nothing to hide the fact that you won. you got just what you wanted, so with a giggle you respond, voice teasing. “i just wanted to see how gentlemanly you could stay before you would eventually break—i knew you would break,”

billy scoffs and rolls his eyes, before placing his lips on yours, more gently this time, and picking you up, wrapping your legs around his waist, carrying you to his bedroom that you’ve grown oh, so, familiar with.

he surprises you when rather than laying you down on your back unto the bed, he sits down himself, begins unbuttoning your linen button-down and unbuttoning the boot-cut denim jeans that hugged your ass so fucking well, before pulling all of it off of your limbs and helping you pull his own trousers down.

with gentle maneuvering, billy eases you onto his hard, awaiting cock. a soft gasp leaves you, and a deep groan from billy reverberates throughout the room. “this is what you wanted? to sit on my dick, make your pretty, little pussy cum? yeah? go on, use me. ride my cock, hm? you own it, it’s yours,” his breathy words only speed up your pulsing around his dick, and pull a aroused moan from your throat.

he sounded so honest, so real. it was times like these, with him underneath you, coming more and more undone by the second, that felt the most raw. it was times like these, when his hands where welded onto your hips, surely leaving bruises, that you realized, you didn’t want this with anybody else, ever. you never wanted to leave his loving embrace, and it’s with that epiphany you speak.

“fuck, billy, i love you. i love you so fucking much, oh my god, fuck!”

his hips falter slightly at the sentence, but almost like a serendipitous parallel, billy cums with a loud moan right along with you, orgasms perfectly in time with one another.

and as he comes down from his high, riding you through your own, his response to your confession is uttered—in hushed tones, in fear that if he dare raises his voice, dare speak freely, dare open his arms, you may disappear, like sand through his calloused fingers.

“i love you, too, angel. i think… i think want forever with you.”

[amburly]

Diamonds and Rust

  A/N: this is my first time writing pls be nice.. this kind of sucks i have the writing level of like a 6th grader. i honestly dont know what ill make this fanfic into bc im indecisive. this is not a reader x challengers, i made a character. i might have a short blurb on Mae and who she is just because i think this chapter didn't get it out much idk. i gave tashi's dad a name bc i think he needed one.

WORD COUNT: 1444

Chapter 1 of Diamonds and Rust

3:21 PM - September 9th, 2006

US Junior Open Finals

Everyone's eyes were on Tashi. She was great. No, not great, astounding. She hit every ball, moved with precision, her backhand was killer (from what I was told, I don’t know anything about tennis.), and through it all, she still looked model-material. If I saw her walking on the street, I’d think she was a famous model, not the winner of the girl’s junior single final. I mean, she’s not the winner, yet, but Anna wasn’t looking good. Apparently she was racist, and couldn’t stand losing. Anna had also been losing her past matches, but she begged her coach to put her in anyways. Her ego was bigger than the universe. The glare from the sun made Tashi look like some sort of angel in her Adidas tennis dress. I could see her wings, I swear.

“Come on!” Tashi yelled. I felt a little bolt of electricity go through me. I never knew Tennis could be so intense. The audience started clapping and cheered for Tashi, as they should. When I watch all those other, boring, tennis matches, they seem.. Bland. They don’t have the liveliness and enthusiasm that this game has. They don’t have Tashi. Anna started clanking her racket on the floor, something that Tashi never did. Tashi was always controlled, along with her anger. I could tell by Anna’s screams, she was ticked off by the applause and the “come on!”, even though I couldn’t even understand German. It was Tashi’s turn to serve.

6:56 PM - September  9th, 2006

Gerald’s (Tashi’s dad) car

 The sound of guitar solos and musicians that died way too young filled the air of the minivan. Gerald was playing some of his 70s music. Lots of Led Zeppelin and AC/DC. 

“Tashi, you were.. Phenomenal.  I mean, I almost shed a tear.” I said, teasing her. 

Tashi chuckled shortly, before taking another sip of those appalling green juices. Sincerely, they tasted more like factory-made chemical-induced poison. Honestly, the poison would taste better. “Thank’s Mae. Y’know, I honestly thought I would faint while playing or something. It’s so hot. I don’t know how these Californians do it.”

I chuckled. It’s true, it really was hot.

 “Oh hey, you excited for the party tonight?” Tashi questioned.

“Uhm, yeah. Of course.” I said, lying, with discomfort in my tone. 

I gave a reassuring smile, because I knew Tashi wouldn’t believe me. She could always tell through my lies. Maybe she was intuitive, or I’m a really bad fucking liar. It’s probably that I’ma  really bad liar. I wasn’t one for parties, Tashi was more  of the party-goer, which made sense, because she was invited to lots. I had more fun eating ice cream and rotting on the couch, watching reruns of Psych. Without Tashi, at parties I’d just sulk around and stick in the corner. I was probably only there for the food, or because I was forced to go. 

“You don’t have to lie. I know you don’t want to go. Be honest, I’m your best friend.” Tashi replied

“Uhm, well, I want to go, for the cause and all. Even if I'm not a big fan of parties, I'm still going. I want to support you and your career.” I said.

“Well, it’s going to be fun. We’re gonna dance, drink, and take pictures!” Tashi exclaimed, trying to cheer me up.

“That doesn’t sound too bad.” “Mae, I am really glad you’re going. Maybe you’ll meet a boy or something?” Tash said, in all seriousness, like the thought of boys were going to cheer me up.

“Trust me, that is like the last thing I’d go there for. I’d rather go to see paint dry than.. Boys.” I said with disgust.

I was lying. I cared about boys.. A little bit. They were tolerable. Though, I had to keep up this fake demeanor, that Tashi couldn’t even see behind, that I hated romance. I wouldn’t try to act like I wouldn’t mind it, if it wasn’t that cheesy. But, if one thing was for sure, it had to be genuine. I have to have a real connection with them - something like love-at-first-sight. They have to be true, and gentle, and kind. I loved very few people in my life, one of them being Tashi. Tashi was the opposite of me. She got all the men, I wouldn’t blame them. She was beautiful, athletic, smart, and confident. She was perfect.

“We’re here girls.” Gerald said, pulling up to the parking lot of the party.

I took a look at my window. It was huge. I mean, I’m talking about a big-ass castle and a whole dance floor, all of it. Our heads turned to him. “Now you girls go on out to the party, I’ll be back, I need to go talk to your coach for a minute. Kay girls?” We nodded, thanking him for driving us, before leaving. I patted down the dress Tashi gave to me for my birthday. She said it’d be perfect for any party, and that I’d looked gorgeous in it. For once, I believed her.  I looked good, better than usual. And Tashi looked impeccably stunning, as always. It was a satin pink dress, with sparkly rhinestones on the top, and flowers and their stems stitched onto it. It was down to my ankles, so I couldn’t trip on it or anything. I paired it with some heels from my mother’s closet. She gave me the “comfortable ones”, although it felt more suffocating than comfortable. Tashi was wearing her designer dress, the one that Adidas paid for. I can’t believe my childhood friend is getting sponsored by Adidas. Adidas! She really is going places. Her dress matched her gold hoops. She looked stunning. If I thought before that the sunshine looked good on her, I should’ve seen her in the moonlight. 

“Mae you look.. Beautiful. You’re actually gorgeous.” Tashi complimented, looking at the dress, then my face, that I did my best doing makeup on. I chuckled, looking down. I couldn’t help blushing, Tashi wasn’t the type to compliment. At least not like this. “Thank you Tash. Now, I think the folks at Adidas await your arrival.” I say. We hoop arms and get to the party, where we’re met with a bunch of eyes on us, and noises. Especially the noise of Anna Mueller crying over her second-place. She’s wiping her tears, while having a bunch of people around, comforting her. Beside her is the second place trophy she got. “Look at Mueller..” I whisper. “God I hate people like that.. Sore-losers.” Tashi said, scowling at the sight

“She’s a fucking racist too.” I rolled my eyes, along with Tashi, before we began to get our drinks.

People came and congratulated her at the drinks table, it was quite a crowd. Some of them even talked to me, wanting to know what I was doing with Tashi Duncan. After all the people came and went, we’d been talking for at least an hour. The talking already wore me down, and we still had more time at the party. At least I was here with Tashi. “Let’s go dance.” Tashi said, nudging me. I nodded, and followed her to the dance floor. The music was one of Tashi’s favourites. Hot in herre by Nelly. I guess it did fit the theme, it was, technically, hot in here. I could feel the body heat from the other people dancing already. God, why did this game have to be in California? Tashi took the lead in dancing, getting hyped up by her other friends. I chuckled, seeing Tashi so happy, made me happy too. I turned around, wanting to go get another drink, and saw 2 pairs of eyes staring at us. Two boys, one with golden blonde hair, a sleek look and a pink dress shirt, the other a boy with a blue shirt, a cheeky face, and hair as dark as the night. And as soon as I started to really see who they were, the one with the black hair looked right into my soul and gave me a boyish grin. The type of grin that’d make cars stop, lightning struck, and girls faint. I looked away as soon as I could. My heart is pounding. What the fuck? How could I be so scared and attracted at the same time by just a grin? He, quite honestly, had the grin of the Pillsbury Doughboy, and he still made me react that way. Who was that? And then, it struck. He was Patrick Zweig.

[crimeronan]

hi I saw you posting about the silt verses. it sounds interesting so I googled it but I'd like to hear what You have to say about it!!

(I'd also like to ask if it has any emphasis on bug-related horror bc that's a huge no from me, but if it doesn't I think I'll take a listen)

oh lord i have So Much to say about it. asking me what i have to say about the silt verses is like asking me what i have to say about call down the hawk or the owl house, like. it's a piece of media that is so immaculately conceived and well-executed that i can meta about Literally Every Single Line. if you've followed me for a while you probably know that i have high standards for horror media bc it's my most-consumed comfort genre; the silt verses is my fave piece of horror media Of All Time.

as for bugs, they don't play a huge role in the overarching story, but i do FOR SURE remember some imagery about parasites, insects, and people being transformed into bug-like creatures. so i'd look up episode warnings prior to consuming it, i can't remember off the top of my head which episodes specifically involve that.

the silt verses is, on the surface, a typical horror story about another world where gods are created through belief & fed through sacrifice. different gods have attracted cult followings, some gods are outlawed, some are not. it's stuff you've probably seen before if you're an avid supernatural horror fan.

however the writers then take the time to do absolutely Vicious and Scathing social commentary about pretty much every leftist topic you can think of. cult abuse, late-stage capitalism, corporate "we're all a family" speak, war, fascism, the creation of Unpersons with unhoused and mentally ill populations, prison violence, police violence, copaganda, generational trauma, environmental catastrophe, rural vs city mindsets and the political manipulation behind them..... Every Single Plot Point and piece of imagery serves a social commentary purpose. every single god and political movement is a transparent metaphor or allegory for our own world.

but what really keeps me coming back to it are the character arcs. from a horror writer's perspective, i can see exactly how carefully those arcs were sketched and plotted out. each of the narrators is dynamic and goes through a huge amount of character development -- positive for some, Horrifically Negative for others. characters are frequently caught between a rock and a hard place, forced to choose between two things they've always wanted...... and they also frequently choose Wrong.

and then they have to live with the consequences of those choices.

the protags are all messy and flawed and complicated, the antags are all messy and grounded and Very Real, and the relationships between people grow in organic ways that make me go MMM... before falling apart in equally organic ways. if you've ever enjoyed the same kind of desperate codependent and messy relationships that i most often write, HOO BOY you will have a good time with this podcast.

and if you like stories about people who are Genuinely Trying Their Best In The Face Of Impossible Circumstances, you'll ALSO get a lot of mileage out of this. it's a show where people make a lot of terrible decisions but also, people care So So So So So Fucking Much. really hits that sweet spot between nihilistic "everyone sucks" media and saccharine "everyone is always good at heart, all the time" media.

it also features some of the most stunning voice acting i've ever heard, not just in podcasts but in any media, ever. méabh de brún, b. narr, jimmie yamaguchi, and lucille valentine in particular all fucking KILL IT. like DAMN

and i can wholeheartedly recommend it without adding this, but if it's important to you: like 98% of the characters are queer. lots of trans cast members, lots of gay relationships, ace rep, los jibbities who get to be just as Fucking Terrible and embarrassing and hopeless as the characters in my fave White Man (TM) tv shows. u know how it is. i want queer people who are shitty bitches, always. and the silt verses DELIVERS

it's just. really good. i realize that this doesn't even get into the intricacies of who the characters are and what they want and what happens, bc like i said, i can talk about this show for a novel's length of meta. but these are the broad strokes of what has me in love with the narrative. it's So Good.

[chromotps]

20 questions for fic writers

Thanks for the tag @allthatmay :)

1) how many works do you have on ao3?

Apparently I just hit 50! The first was posted back in 2013, so that's about 4 fics per year?

2) what's your total ao3 word count?

218,852

3) what are your top five fics by kudos?

Oh, they're almost all Attack on Titan fics that I don't think are as relevant any more. AoT was such a huge, engaged fandom!! The top by far is Benvenuto, my tuscan-countryside-romance AU. lmao

4) what fandoms do you write for?

Right now, just One Piece. Before this, I was into MHA, Dorohedoro, BOTW, Haikyuu!!... My Luca phase was fun. 😂

5) do you respond to comments? why or why not?

I try to reply to every comment, especially on recent fics! Sometimes I can take a while—my energy levels have been really inconsistent lately. Sometimes I just don't know what to say to certain comments... And I'll admit, a comment on an older fic/for a fandom I haven't thought of in years is nice to get, but I'm mostly interested in engaging in my current interest, I guess? But I still appreciate them quite a bit!! (I got a really lovely one on Benvenuto 10 years later, about how the commenter read it when they were young and closeted, and now they're married to the love of their life bc the fic gave them the courage to do that, so!! I loved that...) I write fic for myself, but I post it so I can make friends, tbh. Kudos don't really do that, so I live for comments, and love talking about our favorite blorbos or about writing as an art!

6) what's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

laughingggg bc I don't really do angst, only hurt/comfort, so they all end happy.......... EXCEPT for a critical role fic I wrote called A Filthy Lie, with some dubcon smoke demon/mentally unwell Percy action

7) what's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

I think the happiest are the multichapter ones, so Benvenuto, Pink Summer (an MHA summer camp AU), We Start Where I End ( :} ) Or, if we mean "happiest" ending... "In Which Benn Wins 30 Berries Off Yasopp" winds up with Ace in an enviable position. :)

8) do you get hate on fics?

No, I don't think I have. My art caught a couple (literally like, 3) strays when I drew Ace/Luffy, but I just blocked em.

9) do you write smut?

I do, and tbh I think it's one of the more difficult genres to do well. But maybe I'm just picky. 😂

10) do you write crossovers?

Not really!

11) have you ever had a fic stolen?

I don't technically think so. Did have kind of a weird thing where an author posted a fic with a lot of odd similarities to one of mine, just a few days later, and for a rarepair that made the similarities kind of... obvious... but it had enough differences to show they were attempting their own thing. It's just like, it would've been nice if they made some sort of acknowledgement of where they got their inspiration, or at least commented on mine.

12) have you ever had a fic translated?

Not that I can remember...

13) have you ever cowritten a fic before?

No. It sounds sort of fun, but also like I'd need some practice with the RP world, for something like that to work.

14) what's your all time favorite ship?

It's hard to choose, I'm like others where my current ship is my favorite (Shanks/Ace!!!). 😂 I have a soft spot for my first D&D character and her partner, and for almost every other ship I've ever enjoyed.

15) what's the wip you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

I'm slowly picking away at this CMBYN-inspired shanksace fic... work and politics and life have made sitting down and focusing a little difficult, lately!

16) what are your writing strengths?

I like to think I'm getting better at smut. And then, I've been told I write fluff that even angst-fans/people who usually avoid fluff actually enjoy. So maybe that's based on good character work?

17) what are your writing weaknesses?

Ah, I think I've gotten weaker at a couple things as the years go by—like, less imaginative with plots and settings, I stay a little too simple with descriptions these days, maybe. Also, anything that requires complex research/planning is stuff I avoid—multichapter fics, fight scenes, medical accuracy, worldbuilding...

18) thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

My main goal is to do whatever it takes not to break a reader's immersion, so these days I'd avoid that kind of dialogue (and maybe do like May said, just describe the idea being communicated). I think one-off things like endearments, titles, or exclamations can be okay when done sparingly?

19) first fandom you wrote for?

Oh god. Oh jesus. The earliest I can picture is some self-insert Fruits Basket story that lived and died in a notebook.

20) favourite fic you've ever written?

We Start Where I End has a few favorite scenes/lines of dialogue, but I actually think Pink Summer is my all time favorite. The character exploration was both fun and grounding, plus I drew a lot on my real life experience of being a camp counselor for it. I still feel really happy re-reading it.

Thanks again for the tag!! I'm not really sure if you'd be interested, but @niichanism, passing your way.

[mo0dy-succubus]

A Burning passion

(Not adding hastags or other stuff bc I'm embarrassed by how this turned out 😕☝️ I tried but this was extremely out of my comfort zone...so...be nice to me

Ps: it's not proof read)

"Oh no...oh no, no,no,no,no,NO!!". Wheein violently thrashes the items in her drawer out and into the floor and bed. "FUCK! Shit..you can't be serious". Her heat was coming up and she forgot to take her heat suppressants. "That was my last one!?! It can't be I have a schedule tomorrow!!". Trying to convince herself to stay calm was not working the slightest bit in her case, wheein in her manic state paused thinking of what to do before rushing to find her phone.

Wheein quickly typed in the digits and eagerly waited for the phone to pick up, though the phone might have been ringing for a few seconds it felt like hours for an answer on the other side." Hello Seoul pharmacy.."

"YES!"

"We're sorry but we have a shortage of heat suppressants, if you are in need of a refill press one-"

"NO!!" Wheein was filled with dread, her hopes up for nothing as she sadly pressed one. "Well it's better to get me prescription in now then later..."  wheein said or so she thought.

"TWO WEEKS?!?! But thats like past your cycle" hwasa said. "I KNOW". Wheein sighs before taking a deep breath. "But its the soonest I can get it, all the pharmacies in Seoul are low...Hyejin-ah what do i doooo" wheein whines desperately for an answer. "Well...I would talk to manager-nim..maybe she can cancel your schedule!". "I'll try that, thanks Hyejin-ah!". "Wait wheein I-". Hwasa was sadly cut off by wheein quickly dialing her manager"

"Hello...?"

"Manager-nim it's wheein, is it ok if I cancel my up coming schedule for the week?". Wheein bit down on her lip for her managers next response. "Why is something wrong? It's kinda last minute ask for such cancelation".

"I know,I know but this is an emergency! I am about to go into umm...my heat cycle".

Her manager paused before speaking again. "Well...Wheein-ah how about we can participate tomorrows schedule, then cancel the rest of your weeks plans, and send out a notice to fans, there is only so much I can do in such a short notice do you think you can hang on?".

Wheein let out a sigh of relief. "Thank you...I'll be ready for you in the morning". Wheein says her goodbye before hanging up.

"Just gotta make it through the week..that's all..how hard can it be..just 7 day left Wheein-ah, you can do it". She left herself words of encouragement before turning over and switching off her bedroom light.

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The next morning has came and wheein already felt like crap. Her body ached and very warm, enough to show her signs of her heat already starting, that was just the beginning. "Pull yourself together just this and you can be home...". She showed then got dressed before leaving her apartment eating for her manager to arrive.

Wheein quickly rushes into the black car as soon as it arrives to take her to the studio. "How are you holding up?" Her manager asked. "Like. Shit..." wheein groans in slightly aching pain. "I just want this to be over". "Heh no kidding your pheromones are super strong,thankfully...I did all I can and asked for an all omega staff so no alphas will be around you, might take a while but it's so you can be more at easy than now". Wheein was thankful for a manager like her. "Thank you...u know it's cold outside rn but I am burning ca we please turn on the ac". "Sure here you go"

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When wheein finally got to the studio she wanted no second so she can leave early. She was in the middle of a costume change when she heard a voice call her name. "Wheein-ah!". "That sounds like...moonbyul unnie!" Normally see would be thrilled to see her member...if she wasn't an alpha that is and if wheein didn’t have a enormous crush on her.Wheein turns to her manager before scream whispering to her. "I thought you said Their would be no alphas!! Why is she here!"

"I said staff. Alpha free staff! I had no idea she would be here!". "Well do something! Get her out of here! Quickly" wheeins said. As her manager tried to deal with moonbyul, wheein could feel herself sweating bullets. Was it her heat? Was she just that nervous around moonbyul? It didn't matter as wheein was overwhelmed enough.

"Ok I tried to do everything I can to stop her"

"Thank you manager-nim...". "She was almost onto you though she smelled somebody, I had to lie and say that one the staff was on her cycle". Wheein was so over everything but continued to push through.

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The feeling of wheein stumbling through her apartment never felt better. She quickly kicked off her shoes and dripped her bags. Her body exhausted and still very much heated. Wheein makes her way to her bathroom before turning on the bathtub. When she usually got her heat cycle she would take a cold bath to cool herself down, that worked perfectly for years until she was put on heat suppressants. She takes of her clothes basically drenched in her own sweat at this point before stepping in. Her body feeling the cold water was like all her problems getting washed away.

She reflected a bit today. Why was moonbyul there? So unexpectedly too? Hm. Wheein didn't dwell on it too much and decided to finish washing up and then go to bed.

She got out feeling alot more refreshed and clean after sweating all day. She put on her pjs and got into bed to sleep.

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Wheein woke up earlier than normal, her body temperature rising. She felt the familiar yet unpleasant feeling of slick coating her panties. Her body felt extremely weak. Though she's been on suppressants she always rembered the last few days being the worse. "Fuck this sucks so bad right now". Wheein laid in her bed before hearing her phone ring and of course it was moonbyul calling.

Panic arose as she scramled to pick it up but hesitated. Before finally picking it up. "Moonbyul unnie?". "Wheein-ssi...I didn't get to see you yesterday are you ok?". Wheein never felt so turned on by her members voice but it was different, her breath unsteady. "Y-yeah..yeah I'm ok. Don't worry about me". "Wheein-ah you sound unwell should I come over?".

Wheein snapped in a panic at the suggestion "NO YOU CANT!!". Moonbyul paused in shock. "What? Why not? Is something the matter". Shit what was she gonna say to moonbyul now?. "Uhh ggomo! He's really sick right now so". "Omo..that's not good I can come over if you need some company". "Sorry moonbyul unnie but no others are allowed to be over...vets orders..oh no i gotta go ggomo is vomiting again bye moonbyul unnie!!" She hangs up quickly before moonbyul could say bye back.

"What. Was. That..." wheein felt like hearing moonbyuls voice made her feel a new wave of warmth and slick throughout her body. Sure wheein masturbated before she wasn't a total prude. But to her friends voice? The feeling of horniness didn't stop at all and she swears she could feel a whole new wave of slick anytime she rembered it.

Out of curiosity wheein went back to her room and laid down on her bed and slowly put a hand down, stroking her clothed slit.

A small moan escapes her lips. Wheein lifted her hips and slowly peeled of her panties for better access. The cool air surrounding her hitting her warm sex sending a chill down her spine. Her middle and ring finger slowly circling her clit sending a bit of relief through her body. "Mm..." . Wheeins fingers slowly dips inside her cunt pushing her self more to the edge. The room fills with the moans, gasp,and sighs of wheein. Her fingers rubbing against her g spot sends wheein over the edge. It wasn't a big orgasm but it did feel nice.

Better even...If it wasn't for the fact she was still horny.

"It's like my hand isn't enough almost like I need something more". Wheein gets up her legs still trembling a bit from before and into her closet and pulls out a small box. It was a small wand vibrator, a gift from hyejin but wheein never had the courage to use it, It was intimidating to look at. Wheeins heart was racing as she clicked the power button on to be in sheer disappointment when the batteries were dead, and even more upset when she knew she had no spare ones. Wheein looked like she had no choice but to go out to the store. She wore alot of clothing layers to try to mask her scent as best as possible before heading out just a one way trip.

Wheeins body felt like it could collapse any minute now due to her extreme body heat, thankfully the store wasn't to far and only a 10 minute walk. She entered the store and bowed slightly to the cashier before going off on her mission. She got to the section of batteries only to blank out. "Damn...what batteries does it use again...ugh this is annoying". "Wheein-ah...?".

That voice.....

Wheein turns around to see moonbyul. Wheein mumbles something under her breath before grabbing all kinds of batteries and tossing them in the basket before speed walking up to the cashier to pay for it still avoiding moonbyul as best a possible. "Are you ok you've been ignoring me non stop?". Wheein didn't answer her. "Wheein-ah wait-". Moonbyul grabs wheeins arm causing wheein to whip her head around and come face to face with moonbyul. Moonbyul stared and wheein her face flushed red, and her eyes glossy like they were welling up with tears. "I- wan-" before moonbyul could speak wheein yanks her arm back before running off back home.

Wheein has never felt more embarrassed in her whole life. She was humiliated

When she got home she quickly shut the door behind her before sinking down into tears. "I just want this to be over....". Tears burned hot against her cheeks, was it hot from the embarrassment? Or from her heat? After what seemed like forever wheein got up and when to her bathroom to run herself a cold bath to see if it helps with her high body temperature.

It was no use this time..

When wheein got out she went back to the unattended toy. Using the batteries she bought she put in the right ones that fit. She turned on the power button. The toy comes alive in her hand, the powerful vibration causing her hand and fingers to go numb. Wheein would be lying through her teeth if she said it wasn't daunting to see. Too intimidated she turns it off. Trying to sleep of the rest of the day was the only option she had left she thought to herself...not that it was any easier. Her skin felt like lava, she kicked off her blankets,still feeling uncomfortable she stripped of her clothes, her naked body lying in bed.

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Wheein wakes up a little after 1 pm. Surprised she slept in for so long she gets up and does her daily routine and eats lunch instead of breakfast. Wheein was in her room watching TV still very much unclothed due to her heat bothering her until she heard a knock on her door. Wheein moves as fast as possible to cover herself with a bath robe before looking through the peep hole.

Right before her was moonbyul.

She automatically sunk down below the doorknob. "W-why are you here!". "I want to apologize for last night, you've been avoiding me like the plague". Wheein felt her face flush a dark red. "Well I'm fine no need to-"

"Hyejin-ah told me wheein..." Moonbyul cut her off. "Please I just want to talk if you could just-". Wheein unlocks her door opening it slightly so moombyul can walk in. They make their way to the couch is silence and just sat there. Moonbyul could tell my wheeins body movements that she was nervous, her thumbs circling against each other and her eyes avoiding contact with moonbyul. "I'm sorry.." wheein said after what felt like hours. "Why are you sorry?" The worry on moonbyuls voice only made wheein feel more horrible. "I made you uncomfortable I should be sorry". Wheein felt her heart about to burst. "What did she tell you...".

"Huh?"

"What did Hyejin-ah tell you?". "I love you too Wheein-ah...I want to help you..let ME help you." Moonbyul says resting her hand on wheeins thigh feeling how warm to the touch she was she was. "O-ok" wheein stutters out. Wheein grabbed moonbyuls hand in reassurance. Moonbyul moves in towards wheein and kisses her, the kiss soft yet sensual. Wheein was could have swore she was trembling at this point has she felt a hand soft stroke her leg as they deepened the kiss.

"Let's go somewhere more private.." they both stood up to go to wheeins bedroom. Moonbyul makes wheein lay down as she helped her out of her robe. Moonbyul pulls away just for a moment to strip off her own clothes before returning to wheein. Looking at moonbyuls toned body wheein could just melt. "Tell me if you want me to stop, ok?". Wheein couldn't even speak she just nodded rapidly.

Moonbyul kisses wheein on the lips one more time before making her way down her chest till she reaches her heat. "Unnie...dont trease...". "Patience Wheein-ah..." Moonbyul kisses her shaking thighs before licking a broad strip up her slit. "F-uck.." wheein clenched the bed sheets around her as moonbyul continued her sinful movements. Wheein was brought closer and closer to the edge violently thrashing around under moonbyuls touch. "M-ore...pl-ease unnie I need more.." wheein is practically begging for moonbyul at this point. Moonbyul obliges and moves her tongue to her clit letting her fingers enter wheeins pussy.

Notch effort was required from all the slick wheein had seeping out of her. "Right there! Yes! keep going!" She howled out. Moonbyul showed no mercy when fingering wheein before stopping her attention on wheeins clit to bring herself face to face with her. "Come for me Wheein-ah...". Wheein felt her body jerk through her orgasm as moonbyuls name fell out from her lips. Moonbyul helps wheein as best as she could through her orgasm but it was pretty much impossible by how hard she squeezed herself around her fingers.

Wheein had fainted due to the orgasm and how overwhelmed she was bit was soon relaxed enough for moonbyul to pull out and wipe her hand and help clean up a bit before letting wheein rest.

(Sigh I'm sorry for this)

[disorganizedkitten]

Bursting Bubbles of Bad Luck Chapter 7

Miraculous Ladybug | 2020 | 1,331 | Ao3 | Prev | Masterlist | Next

July 3rd-Boredom

So the whole discord chat idea? Magic was the less fun part. Felix should have let Allegra add him ages ago.

The Dead Fandoms Discord - Channel #Go-Go-Gadget-Chatroom

21:25

Snow Cone King: I’m just saying, Ics, that if we have to petition Walmart, we should at least do it with a lot of people.

Flutetastic: ...Almost everyone on this server and probably half of tumblr and a corner of twitter and a few people from school and my entire family

Considering my family includes you and all the cousins on your half too, that’s a lot of people.

Snow Cone King: Amb. Ics, ics you know what this means?

Speedster: Y’all, I think we should just use the online petition thingy. Get millions of email subscribers from all over the world.

Snow Cone King: My dad probably would totally sign a petition to get Inspector Gadget merch back in stores and then actually make it happen

Flutetastic: It’s sm fun to see you have one of those My Dad Is A Millionaire epiphanies.

Flutetastic: Als, why do you save your logic for the middle of our discussions?

Speedster: Gotta take the time to come up with my genius.

Snow Cone King: Show off.

Penny Could Kick Me: I find it very amusing to watch you guys casually say things like ‘one of those My Dad Is A Millionaire epiphanies’.

Snow Cone King: :Squinty eyes: i can’t tell if that’s an insult

Penny Could Kick Me: Is me laughing out loud at you insulting?

Flutetastic: Say no

Snow Cone King: I haven’t decided.

Fluteastic: FE AMB! Q ARE YOU LIKE THIS?

Snow Cone King: I think so?

Penny Could Kick Me: I love you guys.

Snow Cone King: That’s def. A compliment. Thank you.

The Dead Fandoms Discord - Channel #By-The-Power-Of-Greyskull

7:45

The Orange Death: Y’all I just found an article saying Damian Wayne and Adam are friends and someone needs to explain to me how that happened and if that means I missed a He-Man reboot

If so, Imma cri

Snow Cone King: Wait who has the rights to He-Man?

The Orange Death: Honestly I figured it was netflix ‘cause they just did that she-ra reboot but like

Apparently not?

Snow Cone King: I’m looking this up amb

Useless Ace: I thought the last reboot was in 2010?

Snow Cone King: I am apparently a very uninformed fan

There was a life action movie in 1987

The Orange Death: What

Snow Cone King: My to watch list is much bigger

I thought there were only the two versions? I don’t even know which versions they were now?

Useless Ace: Welcome to the world of fandom my friend. Experts are few, far-inbetween, and deserve mad respect bc I could care less to follow every bit of canon ever

Snow Cone King: Mood

Snow Cone King: As of dec 18, 2019, Netflix wants to do a CGI reboot

Useless Ace: Oh thank goodness. My biggest beef with the She-ra reboot was the lost potential for Adam/Adora shenanigans.

Snow Cone King: Have you watched it?

 Useless Ace: See above

Snow Cone King: :facepalm:

Actually I can’t judge, it’s still collecting dust on my to-watch list

Whatever

Snow Cone King: Reading more and Mark Hamill? Will be Skeletor?? That sounds like it'll go really well

The Orange Death: Y’all I have no idea but now I’m excited

About time He-Man came back

Snow Cone King: Fr tho, I can’t find anything about ties to dc or where he’d have met Damian

Flutetastic: Whack

The Orange Death: You’re telling me

Snow Cone King: You’re telling me.

Snow Cone King: I’m giving up. Some fandom guru who actually knows stuff can figure this out

The Orange Death: Valid

8:58

Snow Cone King: I lied and looked further and apparently not only are there multiple comicverse crossovers (Injustice vs the masters of the universe)(DC Universe vs Masters of the Universe)(he Man and the Masters of the Multiverse(I’m guessing is a crossover too)), but there’s a THUNDERCATS one too!

 My childhood will be complete as soon as I read that

Useless Ace: Dude that’s amazing

That’s going top of my to-read list

Snow Cone King: Mood

Gerald: Mood

The Orange Death: King, you really are a king, thank you so much!!!

Useless Ace: I rlly hope they give Adam a better costume like they did w/ Adora in the new reboot

The Orange Death: It’s a bit overdue

The Dead Fandoms Discord - Channel #Magic-Troubles

14:19

Snow Cone King: amb there’s a illusion lady in my lit class and normally Idc but she’s being so annoying and she keeps illustrating the whack tales she’s telling and the teach could care less but she’s directly in my line of sight and I wanna learn

Is there a nice way to ask her to stop?

Goldie Queen Of France: Tell her she’s making it hard to see. Rlly, just bc we’re magic doesn’t mean we have the right to be a jerk

Snow Cone King: I’m a jerk by nature

Just wanted to make sure

Flutetastic: King, you’re not magic

The Dead Fandoms Discord chat - Channel #Less-than-dead-corner

23:39

Killjoy: I’m just saying! Thanos’ plan was dumb!

Jackie of Jackaland: You didn’t even watch the movie

Killjoy: I don’t have to watch a movie to know that it’s dumb to kill people for resource management when another option is literally just to make more resources

Jackie of Jackaland: Valid point op but pls start watching movies and reading comics before you rant about them based off of someone else’s tumblr rant

Killjoy: That’s less fun

Jackie of Jackaland: You mean less headache inducing

Goldie Queen of France: @Killjoy @Jackie of Jackaland polite, remember? If you’re gonna throw hands, do it in the dms.

Killjoy: Right, sorry

Jackie of Jackaland: Sry

The Dead Fandoms Discord chat - Channel #Magic-troubles

20:13

Snow Cone King: Wait are trails colored different by sect or by person?

Coracle-Miracle: Supposed to be by person, but mine turned a purple/black after whatever happened with the heart

Snow Cone King: Ouch

Coracle-Miracle: It hurts less to use magic the more I use it, although Idk what that means. We’re just powering through

The Dead Fandoms Discord Chat - Channel #MURDOCH

4:30

Snow Cone King: If I ever leave Paris, I want to go to Canada

Mapleblood: Dude that is my entire life motto

‘Cept I’m Brazilian

Point stands

Speedster: Valid x100

The Dead Fandoms Discord Chat - Channel #Less-than-dead-corner

17:20

Flutetastic: Salut, t’all, should I watch Gravity Falls?

Pigtails ftw: I say yeah

It gets weird later on, so I never finished, but I liked what I saw in the beginning

Flutetastic: Awesome. I wanna see if it beats Paris rn

Pigtails ftw: What even is Paris rn?

Flutetastic: Mood

Pigtails ftw: No but like, legit. What’s going on over there?

Flutetastic: #That-Real-Life

The Dead Fandoms Discord Chat - Channel #That-Real-Life

17:23

Flutetastic: @Pigtails ftw so yaknow about the magic hearts thing?

Pigtails ftw: didn’t know they were real

Flutetastic: Common response

@Snow Cone King @Coracle Miracle @Rough-Glamor @Goldie Queen Of France come help me out

So the heart/miraculous of Modification got corrupted by somebody, so far no one knows if they’re a strong sorcerer or a lucky human, but it happened and is messing with all change mages.

Snow Cone King: And he uses the extra power to possess civilians and turn them into rampaging monsters who are supposed to hold the city hostage for the hearts of Destruction and Restoration

Coracle-Miracle: which are, btw, also the hearts of purity and chaos

Snow Cone King: How does that work?

Coracle-Miracle: Those two hearts are the strongest and have multiple tie-in clauses, like luck, but that translates to really dangerous and often selfish sorcerers so instead they split into sections within theirs. It’s really interesting actually! Jaclynn O’Conner wrote a really cool book on it, I suggest you read that.

Pigtails ftw: That sounds demonic

Flutetastic: It nearly is

[airenyah]

Sex scenes don't bother me as much as kiss scenes. When the characters are making out in a way that indicates it will lead to sex, I'd scream at the screen "Just take off your pants and start grinding under the covers already!" because I cannot watch them mash their mouths together for another second.

That being said, I'm not a huge fan of sex scenes because firstly—I can't take the movements seriously, and if there's sound effects, there's also a high chance of me laughing. Secondly, the squishiness of the human body is another thing I can't take seriously. When I first watched the Only Friends trailer, and I saw that scene where Sand thumbs Ray's tattoo, I thought it was a butt tattoo because of the way the skin bounced in slow-motion, but no, it's actually a hip tattoo; the human skin is just that springy on every part of the body. While everyone was going crazy because of the tattoo-touch, I'm laughing because the bounce was so pronounced.

Basically, kiss scenes ick me out while sex scenes are comedy.

omg that sounds like such a fun way to experience sex scenes tho!! i wish my reaction was more like that rather than convulsion. i'd much rather experience a comedy show tbh dfjkkdgj

also interesting point you bring up about the human body being so squishy. i never really thought about it but yeah. human bodies are just so weird?????? actually, only the other week i was talking with another friend (who's likely also ace-spec) about just how humans (and tbh even animals) will just have things dangling from them?? whether it be genitalia or boobs or whatever. like, those body parts are just... hanging there?? and technically even your arms but at least you can control those. meanwhile my boobs will just bounce depening on what movements i make and i can't control them and they're just hanging from my chest while i go about my life. like, why?? i want dog boobs where you mostly have just the nipples and they only really get big when i have an actual child to feed (i know human breasts also swell when they fill with milk during a pregnancy, but why do i have to have two balls of meat hanging from my chest even when i'm not pregnant?? who thought of this design??). coming back to your point of the human body being so squishy and actually yeah, i'm realizing now that i can't take it seriously when people talk about how hot boobs are precicely because boobs are so squishy and also so wobbly and just. how is this not funny to people? dkdfjdjfk

and lmao i remember everyone going crazy over the tattoo!!!!! i realized right away that it's on the hip but maybe that was bc i remembered the placement of it from the eclipse. which is also why that scene didn't make me laugh, i was actually too busy trying to read what it said bc in the eclipse we never got to see that tattoo up close enough in order to be able to read it. so while everyone was freaking out i was just sitting in my corner like "omg so the tattoo says 'beautiful'???" i'd been wondering about it for a year ever since the eclipse, so i was just excited to finally know what it says bc i'm a nosy ass bitch lmao

anyway, i love hearing about your experiences. it's so fascinating how varied the ace experience can be and how specific things affect everyone differently. and i think it's also cool to hear what things other ace people pick up/focus on while the allosexuals are busy drooling over whatever is happening on screen dkjkdkjg

the kissing... idk, i can't tell you why it doesn't actually bother me that much or why i might even enjoy it. although i do have to say, the act of kissing does look extremely weird. sometimes (usually during longer kiss/make-out scenes) i'll be sitting there and suddenly it'll hit me that "actually kissing looks SO strange, whose idea was it for kissing to be a thing??"

sometimes in my head the kissing just conjurs up the image of a fish opening and closing it's mouth, like so:

except, you know, kissing involves two people so in reality it's more like:

[abubblingcandle]

i saw your recent post and i haven't read the snippet yet bc i got distracted by you saying it was hot and i think you're european right? so no AC? as someone who lives in the southeastern US, allow me to bestow some comfort tips for unreasonable summer temperatures without air conditioning. apologies if you know all this already or anything, but i'm currently surviving one of the worst heat waves i can recall in my 40+ yrs of living in the ass end of the devil's swamp so i'm a little zealous about making sure nobody is dying of heat

(my credentials are that the heat index was over 110F - 43C - every damn day for over a *month* even central air can't keep up my house hasn't been below 80 since early june)

at night, open at least two windows. put the fan in front of one of the windows, with the back facing the window, so it'll suck in cooler air. warmer air will get pushed out the other window. even better if you have two fans, have one sucking in from one window and one pushing air out the other window

during the day, keep the windows covered as much as possible and overhead lights off. i have blackout curtains for this. i have also put aluminum foil (shiny side out) on the windows like those windshield covers before. it worked but was a pain in the ass to put up and take down

wet several t-shirts and stick them in the freezer. rotate accordingly while lazing about indolently like a freeloading lion (seriously those mfers are thee worst)

ice packs on pulsepoints. wrist, groin, neck, wherever you can strap a bag of frozen peas i don't judge

keep ice water in a spray bottle and mist yourself in front of your fan for evaporative cooling. un-iced water will help too but obviously iced gets you maximum relief

the bowl of ice in front of a fan has never worked for me because it's way too humid here but depending on your humidity you could try it

i sleep with ice packs and a towel covering my pillow because the pillowcase getting sweaty is a sensory nightmare and the towel is somehow less horrifying

popsicles (i'm assuming that's what an ice lolly is?) are excellent keep it up. also to counteract the effects of sweating your balls off, you can sprinkle a little salt on the popsicles. i do this with the watermelon ones

if you are subject to the horrors of boobs in a heatwave, my remedy for swamp tits is to adhere panty liners to the part of the bra that goes under the boobs. because nobody wants swamp tits (i might also have been known to put a bag of frozen peas in my bra you do what you gotta do)

liberal and self-indulgent amounts of whining. it won't make you any cooler but at least you're sharing the misery

You are an absolute angel. Yeah I'm a northern Brit so no AC (I have taken to hiding in coffee shops where there is AC but unfortunately they ... you know ... close) and my body functions on the belief that anything above like 12C is t-shirt weather and anything above 25C is dear god no weather so I am truly not built for this 🙈 I once spent one day in 40C and it was the worst experience of my life so I could not do what you're going through!

So tips from someone who has to endure worse than this and regularly are super appreciated 🧡🧡

Some of these I did know but some of them sound like real good shouts. Unfortunately the damn health and safety of my flat means my windows open only a teeny tiny and I have slatted blinds but foil over is a super good shout.

I don't know why I hadn't thought of freezing wet t-shirts. Cause the problem I was having was wet tshirt then just turned into warm and still wet tshirt. Hence sitting in front of the fan because it then stayed cooler but frozen ... yes

And omg yes for wet pillow sensory nightmare, just had to say, yes makes my skin prickle.

Popsicles are ice lollies yes! I'm currently on a mix of strawberry frozen yoghurt ones and these absolute nostalgia on a stick

And the whining is required. Me and my dad have a daily chat and today's was talking about how shit England were in the football and both of us going "what did you do today?" "Sit about because it is too fucking hot" "Yeah me too"

[buffa-z]

ep 1 liveblog

the music in this show is so fucking good

they set keiwa tf up the first episode too plus she would be better as a girl

i forget her fans call her "neon-chan". also she doesnt know how to interact with fans at all.

sara the wage worker lesbian ok

THE ARENA WALL IS BARBED WIRE I NEVER NOTICED THAT

the jamato already have language by the first episode

michinagas hair is GREASY

jamato kill civilians with spears brutally ok

neon immediately pinching keiwa when keiwa asks if its a dream

BUFFA IS THE ONE WHO SAVES THEM. BECAUSE THEYRE STILL CIVILIANS.

hes so fucking good at fighting FIRST EXPLOSION TURNAROUND LETS GO

shiro has no trigger discipline with that crossbow

ACE STILL IN THE LOUNGE UGH KILL HIM

girori hates him badly. i cant say i disagree but our reasons probably differ

victors coin. drop it in a sewer grate idiot

KON!!!!!!! every time kon the fox bike is onscreen i visibly pog in real life

shiro is totally lying about being a hero right. like maybe he is a firefighter but why would buffa lie about him being selfish. plus his subsequent jaw clench after being caught out

michinaga being cryptic as fuck for no reason as the marvel movie ship flies overhead.

shiro gets WASTED i forget how brutal his death is and so sudden too

buffa is in the lead on points up until geats appears for the finale -_-

ace has white void powers that let him win at situations (see him catching neon out of the air- im no physicist but i know damn well accelerated forces dont work like that) and you may be saying well its bc its a tv show he has to catch her YEAH BC HES IN A TV SHOW THATS HIS POWER

michinaga sitting around thinking out loud about ace (+his voice is literally not done deepening at this point)

THEY ALL LOOK SO YOUNG this is truly sickening like they all look like children THEYRE BARELY NOT CHILDREN HALF OF THEM ARE 18

ace has a weird reverb in his voice too

i forget he like fucks with neon and keiwa flirtily and they both take it seriously as if hes talking to them. and hes just grinning about it. very convincing in terms of liking women man i believe you wholeheartedly yeah. sidenote i love how when he knows its the end of the world he just starts saying stuff bc he knows nobody but him will remember. like a time loop that hes gone ng++ in. like returnal. or facade.

oh yeah keiwa is very doomer in this episode like shes miserable at the idea of living her life as normal please just try estrogen just one drop i promise it wont hurt

on the other hand tho this dramatic scene as a whole is so unearned that it is comedy. all this for a world that functionally doesnt change except some dipshit is famous now. which will help him find his mom. even tho allegedly hed already been alive countless times, in the dgp, and either this is his first time trying that strategy or it didnt work the first several times and now hes trying it again. seriously im the crazy one for doubting the 2000 years thing? wait no nvm its time for the

ACE HISTORY FACT COUNTER: 1! Dinosaurs lived and then went extinct millions of years ago

the jamato waiting for him to finish his little speech lmao

fuck if the sound design doesnt suck me clean off TECH NOISE INTO JAZZ YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION MY WALLET AND MY BLADE also i loooove the voice for the belt

SHARPSHOOTER hello miss i cant miss

get that explosion turnaround yupppppppp i know what you are

and he can snipe!

he kissed the boost buckle....

everyone enjoy his time on the bike cuz youre not getting much more of it

buffa just beating jamato like its nothing, looking away, thinking about geats, hes been here before (its his third game)

ACE HISTORY FACT COUNTER: 2! Castles are easier to bring down from the inside

he nearly hits keiwa with the bike?

i forget boost magnum debuts ep 1 seems a little early but i love when its onscreen so

why did she scream when boost magnum appeared?

this is my puppy whom i surf into enemies yupppppp

eye flare with the explosion pack it up michael gay

i forgot the boost buckle does that lol sorry keiwa

keiwa wants a way out of her life but shes not exactly down with the dgp. not that it matters when ace is already won. his bell is ringing. keiwa wakes up in her bed

kekera saw her little freakout there and was like heyyy maybe we can make a rider outta this (in my mind kekera has a new yorker voice in english) lets send tsumuri out. make it a tanuki core. like tha soba!

TSUMURI SHOWING UP ON THE SCAFFOLDING WHERE MICHINAGA IS WORKING LMAO imagine youre at your job site and you cant remember why you really feel like there should be someone next to you and trying to prod that thought any harder makes you want to jump off. and then you look over and someone is actually there and she has all your memories in a little anarchocapitalist box. i would honestly freak out in that situation but he plays it so cool ["just who are you?"]

TSUMURI IN THE CAT CAFE TO MEET NEON I FORGOT. HOW LOVELY. i wondered why tsumuri looked so joyous when she doesnt know neon yet but literally she got to go to a cat cafe

"welcome.... to my world." he says with his little winner banner on and his stupid coin DUDE FUCK YOURSELF he always always always flips heads isnt that interesting

"the moment you receive a driver and id core its a one way trip" oh buddy you dont even know

[jentlemahae]

diff anon here and yeah i hate to say it but i have to agree unfortunately. i never in a million years would have imagined that my main concern for lisa's solo era would be about her performing. the lack of promo could be ignored if the performances were giving more but they're just not rn. i feel like i'm in an alternate reality even saying that bcs over the years she has shown that she has that shit down. performing is her best asset. this shouldn't be an issue for her. it should be the thing that is drawing people to her but they're not bcs they can't fucking hear her. she still has the stage presence ofc but for the love of god someone needs to fix the audio settings!!!! get a new sound engineer omfg!!!!! lisa has had years of consistently excellent performances with universally positive reactions (ignoring the bitter antis ofc) and now over the past 9 months every performance has been (rightfully) criticized and for the same thing too: that mf mic is not loud enough!!! it doesn't matter how many amazing performances she has done in the past, due to her recent ones she is already being labelled as a bad performer. it is already affecting her reputation. if she doesn't bring her A game to coachella, she's in real trouble here

the comparison to lsrfm in this situation is fitting too bcs their week 1 livestream had no backtrack and, just like lisa, they're known for their performances not vocals and so they both need that backtrack and shouldn't really perform without it. so my biggest fear is that the coachella livestream won't play the backtrack, but at the same time i'm also scared the backtrack will be too loud, just as it has been for every other livestreamed lisa performance over this past year. vmas is a great example bcs it didn't matter that she *was* actually singing audibly live bcs you couldn't hear that at all on the livestream so people thought she lip synced even when she didn't and she got a lot of shit for it. if the backtrack settings aren't correct it will not be good for lisa and there is a 99% chance that will be the case unless lloud start fixing it. like you said, the backlash will be worse than lsrfm bcs people love to jump on the bp members. we will never her the end of it. if this coachella performance goes badly for lisa it would kind of be the nail in the coffin for her i fear

it's worse bcs jennie is also performing and they're gonna be compared and no shade but i'm not worried about her at all, she's going to ace it and there's no doubt in my mind about that. if we're right and lisa doesn't do well the akgaes are gonna be worse than we could ever imagine

completely agree (unfortunately) :| fixing her breath control won't matter much unless they also fix her mic - however a part of me wonders whether the decision to keep the mic so low compared to the backtrack comes from her camp because they are hesitant about her live singing skills ...... also, i still firmly stand by my opinion that if her performances were more impressive and more intricate, the lip sync would matter much. there were issues for the vs performance as well (to be expected tho), but i don't remember there being much discourse about it because the rest of the performance was great for everybody! her coachella performance will be nitpicked and scrutinized by everyone and if she lip syncs even for a second she will be berated for it so she might as well show off some intricate complex impressive dance routines that shut everybody up

and same, i honestly have next to no concerns for jennie! but people would for sure compare the two and if one performance is not liked by many non-fans, the comparisons are gonna be so bad and blink fandom is gonna be hell for us normal people who like all girls :| and especially if it's lisa cause u just know people will find ways to be racist and xenophobic too

[1d1195]

First of all bestie you could NEVER make me hate you especially over a silly hairstyle! And if people end be up hating on you for that… that’s not it lol also this is gonna part 1 of my ramble 😭

ANWAYS I’m in constant conflict with how I feel about that mullet HAHA at first I was like “a mullet?! WHY?” But then I saw the vision and kinda liked it😔 and rn I’m not sure tbh! BUT I’m not sure if it’s bc he’s HARRY and I’m just kind “blinded” by finding him attractive in general lol bc he’s definitely hot no matter what in my eyes so idk lol plus I fear I’m so use to seeing so many people have mullets (I guess it’s trendy now?!) that maybe I’m just not as big of a hater as I use to be lol btw I LOVED the visuals you gave! That tattoo roulette pic has me STUNNED the first time I saw it! And I kinda love you’re not an automatic lhh lover🤭 though I am a fan of when he had a middle part, like for when he did SNL so idk about my opinion lol

I simply am lowkey sick of my phone lately so idk wtf is going on lol though I love polls! It’s interesting what people are thinking! I genuinely don’t remember exactly what was the last poll I got to vote on but I remember clicking on a Sun kissed option and I was in the minority of votes 😭

SAM YOURE GONNA KILL ME WITH THAT BREEDING KINK!!! I will simply cease to exist whenever we get to meet that Harry😵‍💫 I truly love how you write your Harry’s like i simply can’t!!! And bestie I love when a man is begging and just groveling on the FLOOR for forgiveness!! Very excited 😌

Omg you’re of course one of those people!! Honestly I would have been more surprised if babies WEREN’T drawn to you lol I’m sure it’s just a vibe you give off like babies can see your pure and sweet heart! In another universe you most likely would have had your Honey moment or like a daycare moment! And omg that’s absolutely such an adorable moment and such a good concept 😭

Financial anxiety is so REAL! Especially since you mentioned how growing up it impacted you a lot! And growing up poor too, i totally get it!! It’s a very conflicting feeling lol

Omg bestie you don’t even KNOW how obsessed I was with fucking true crime and like paranormal stuff growing HAHAHA the true crime stuff now terrifies me now bc HELLO?!? But honestly some of these murder mystery books I got to reread again are kinda still a slay lol but the pottery stuff I got really into it in middle school and lowkey stopped reading it when the pandemic hit lol anyways finished sorting out some books so I will be donating them later this week!

Agree about the AC!! Growing up in school there was NO AC and we had to constantly suffer with the heat waves! Girl you’re like a young millennial which makes sense you would be drawn to that aesthetic and there’s nothing wrong with it! If it makes you happy then there’s no harm!

I always get so sad/worried when my dogs are slightly off bc I love them 😭 When I tell you the first thing encounter I had with my finaid office I fucking CRIED! Had to wait on a fuck ass zoom for almost two hours only for a MAN to tell me it was my fault(it fucking was a mistake on their end) and to just get loans and a payment plan was my HELL!!! My mom had to calm me down it was so embarrassing lol Anyways I loved that you gave that feedback and honestly very you and I love that!

I actually decided to shorten the black dress to like my mid thigh!! Sounds short but I’m not tall so it will look somewhat okay lol and the second one is actually a dark blue dress that shimmers when it hits a certain light! It looks black but it’s actually blue and I’m excited to wear it! That one will be slightly above the knee! And maxi dresses are cute! And I bet they look cute on you!!

Hope you had a lovely weekend! Hope it was restful and fun! ALSO I hope your week is starting well!! LOVE YOU!!!-💜

I'm putting a cut here because I wanted to warn anyone else that reads our pen pal letters that I'm going to talk about audio porn a little lol what an ENTRANCE to this message idk if you'll even be able to tell where my train of thought came from to introduce it like this 😂

Number one--obsessed with two part asks hehehe I love this for us. SAW THE VISION. I'm glad you saw it I haven't 💀 I think I def have this blindness as well but it's so trendy rn and I'm just NOT hear for it. If my bf got a mullet I would shave his head tbh. I just think his hair looked stringy and needed a wash and I haven't forgiven him for that 😭 I wash my hair every day because Harry and I actually have very similar hair and if I don't wash it every day it gets so greasy and gross (and before anyone comes for me I KNOW it's because I wash it every day 🙃 but I can't do it. I just feel better when I shower so what am I going to do? I do so little for my own self care ANYWAY)

I LOVE polling everyone. I think it's so helpful 😭 and I agree, knowing what everyone thinks really helps inform my decision and focus to write.

HEHEHEHE you may have already met that Harry Not to out myself here but I recently downloaded Quinn which is audio porn and it's *mwah* chef's kiss. It's giving me all kinds of ideas for Harry and I like to find the audios where the guy is all worshippy of the girl. Honestly, I don't even listen to it for the porn part I'm just here for the plot 😂 there's a couple brother's best friend's ones that have me salivating to write something. I'm AMPED.

I think in another life I probably will open a day care. I should have just taught elementary school the way the gods probably intended me to but alas. Knock on wood my group is... don't want to jinx it but I will say I'm not exhausted right now (at least not from teaching).

I'm not tall either so I get it. I love a shimmery dress! That sounds so nice! I've been getting tons of compliments on all my clothes recently so I like to believe I might be figuring out my own sense of style. Even the kids notice and think I look cute which is not the point but I think it's nice they notice because a lot of these kids are so trendy and adorable. One of my students from a couple years ago should have won best dressed. She could have worn a trash bag to soo. She was so adorable and I would ask for her opinion about what I should wear to chaperone prom/homecoming 😂

I hope you NEVER have to talk to financial aid ever again 💕

I had a slightly busy but good weekend. I was very productive and I'm trying to keep pace because I fear October is going to be busy as hell 🙃

I hope your week is going well too 💕 LOVE YOU!

[spaceyflowerswriting]

What if a scenario about DG being in a romantic relationship with a high schooler reader?

whoops... (james lee x reader; highschool au)

details: fluffy/silly drabble, gender neutral reader written in 2nd pov, general canon/highschool au, you and james are dating

summary: you and your boyfriend head to his place after a date and come across a... surprise??

a/n: u meant like. highschool au right? bc dg is an adult so him being with a reader in high school would just be wrong ?? either way that's what im doing;; thanks for the request !

(this is set in the same universe as this james drabble i wrote a while back i.e. kouji and crystal are his younger siblings)

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A sigh of relief came out of you and James as you both entered his home. The wave of cool air from his house's AC compared to the scorching heat waves outside was beyond relieving.

"Finally," you murmured, turning off the mini fan James bought for you in the middle of your date with him at the carnival. You hurriedly took off your shoes and ran towards the couches. After dropping the bags of carnival prizes in your hand on the floor, you sat down on the couch, leaning your head back.

James hummed and walked over to you, standing behind the couch to look down at you. He patted your cheek with a smile. "Sorry for making you go on that walk with me after our date."

"You should be, my legs are aching." He laughed at your half-joke and just leaned down to press a kiss on your forehead.

"Mwah. I think that about does it for an apology."

Playfully scoffing at that, you sat up and watched him walk off, disappearing around a corner into the kitchen. You cupped a hand around your mouth and yelled, "Don't you think I at least deserve a leg massage?"

He called back, "I can give that to you later if you'd like, but how does a snack sound for now?"

"Well, count me in!" Grinning, you practically jumped off the couch and stumbled your way over into the kitchen.

James was looking through the refrigerator. "Anything's up for grabs." He turned to look at you as you entered. "Except pastries. I think Crystal and Kouji ate them all up again."

You chuckled and started to dig through the cupboards. "Must be nice living with annoying younger siblings."

"Oh, you bet." He replied in a lighthearted, sarcastic way and you sympathized with him. Crystal was sometimes a bit much, but Kouji was definitely a troublemaker.

"Speaking of your siblings... they've still got a lot of growing up to do, obviously, but they're really smart for their age."

"Unfortunately."

You laughed a little and grabbed a snack that caught your eye before closing the cupboard. "You're really smart for your age, too, you know?"

James closed the refrigerator, taking out a bowl of grapes. He gestured for you to join him at the dining table as he walked away, replying, "You think so?"

"Uh, yes? Like seriously, how are you so put together with so many talents? We're only highschool students, but you act so much like an adult." You followed after him and sat down in the seat he pulled out for you. "I don't think I've ever even seen you study once."

"Hm..." James shrugged a bit. "I guess it's the natural talents of a genius?" He chuckled when you rolled your eyes.

"Sure. By the way, you know about our test next week?"

"Uh-huh?" He pulled out a chair for himself and nodded along as you rambled. Right as he took a seat though, you went dead silent when there came the sound of a... whoopie cushion.

You weren't sure if you wanted to laugh or look away in second hand embarrassment so you ended up with a shocked expression, lips thinned to try to prevent a smile.

James somehow didn't look embarrassed himself, only confused.

Thankfully, within the split second of you and James reacting, two loud bursts of laughter were heard not too far away.

"YOU ACTUALLY GOT HIM?!" Goo's voice. "HOW?! HE NEVER FALLS FOR MY PRANKS!"

"I TOLD YOU HE LETS HIS GUARD DOWN EASILY WHENEVER HE'S WITH HIS PARTNER!" Kouji's voice. "NOW GIVE ME THE MONEY YOU PROMISED!"

"ONLY IF YOU MAKE IT OUT ALIVE!"

"HUH--?!"

You and James turned to see Goo sprinting down the stairs, laughing along the way. The front door was heard being slammed open, and then Kouji came down the stairs after, also sprinting like his life depended on it. Which it probably did.

"Um." You were rendered speechless.

Your boyfriend gently set his bowl of grapes down. "It's one thing if they prank me, but to do so while I'm with you..." He shook his head and smiled sweetly. "Can you give me a second, babe? I'll be right back." He stood up and you could only watch in even more shock as he ran off.

That was the fastest you'd seen him run in a while.

Once he was gone and silence fell in the house, you could hear distant screaming. You finally let yourself laugh at the absurdity of what just happened.

[cognitosclowns]

I love that alpha beta makes mechanical sounds? When he's running up the stairs away from Brett and Reagan we can hear his legs making that whining noise its so good. Not a request I just LOVE THOSE DETAILS

AAAA GOD I FEEL THE EXACT SAME. GRRKGKRKR YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY BRAIN IM SORRY <333

ALL SFW

LISTEN I <3333 AM A MESS FOR ROBOTS SO YOU'RE GETTING A BUNCH OF Extra Headcanons About AB's Robot Noises

LIKE /HE/ DOESN'T NOTICE THEM BUT YOU DEFINITELY DO??

it does take a while to figure out what each sound correlates to though. Like at first you just notice Oh His Eyes Make Noise Sometimes. Sometimes His Chest Makes A Weird Noise. It's only after a few months that you,,, actually notice Oh Shit Theres A Pattern Here-

HIS FANS ARE PROBABLY THE HARDEST TO NAIL???

Because like,, their purpose is to Cool His Insides, etc etc, but there's A LOT OF REASONS HE COULD BE OVERHEATING.

though there is definitely a difference to the noise when they start up bc of temperature?? Much more monotonous!!

If he's angry its this,, vv deep whirring sound?? Like this Heavy Droning Noise that goes between Very Subtle and Overbearing.

IF HE'S FLUSTERED ITS WAY SHARPER N HIGH-PITCHED?? Not painful to listen to, just noticably higher!!

Sometimes its hard to point out bc,, it'll click on for a few seconds, then off again!! (might jump up if he stumbled over his words, tripped over smth, etc. He's very prideful so little things like that make him FLUSTERED sdmnsd)

BUT IF HE'S PROPERLY RUFFLED???? <3333 he sounds like an AC unit I stg smndsmd.

HIS FANS GOING BATSHIT IS AS CLOSE AS HE CAN GET TO BLUSHING <333 DO WITH THAT WHAT YOU WILL

Whirring of eyes = staring very intensely, that's kinda obvious - he will sometimes get his eyes stuck bc Hes ~Dramatic~ and rolls them too hard smdnsmdnd.

WHEN HE'S WORRIED?? you'll hear smth akin to like the tic-tic-tic of a clock?? Whenever he's nervous he subconsciously starts doing diagnostics on his own systems!!

When he clenched his jaw theres,, an audible Whirring of Some Mechanism Being Strained. 99% of the time it's bc he's resisting the urge to smack smb.

GOD there's even just,, mundane stuff?? Like hearing the slight whirr of his fingers when he cups his cheek or plays with your hair?? <333

AT FIRST HE DOESN'T REALIZE WHY YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL WHATS ON HIS MIND?? Hes A Perfect Creation, Hes Completely Unreadable How The Fuck Are You Doing This. It would be frustrating if it wasn't

'Oh love </3 I just have a cold!! You don't need to be worried <3'

'how did you-?'

'Your fans are ticking <3 we've been dating for 3 years, you really think I can't tell when you're upset? <3'

AND,,, <333 GOD DOESN'T HIS MOTOR JUST START WHIRRING LIKE ITS ABOUT TO POP OUTTA HIS CHEST BC <333 >:( you're being loving and attentive and paying attention to the intricacies of how he works. Goddamit he's hopelessly endeared once again >:(( you bastard <3

ALSO MISC STUFF???

<33 pressing your head to his chest sounds like,, pressing your ear to your laptop/computer. Just that,, vvv quiet humming??

If he was at Full Functioning Capacity there'd be a lot less of those little details but he's currently been torn in half so YEA SMNDSM THE SOUNDS OF HIS MACHINERY WORKING ARE A LOT MORE NOTICABLE?? after he gets put back together it stops sounding like a Jet Engine Landing whenever he notices you smdnsSDMSNDM

Okay I can't tell if they put the Slightest Bit Of Autotune Over Every Line He Says, or if Chris Diamantopoulos' voice is just,, super gravelly but <333 YEA. no related thoughts here I'm just.. wowowow his voice. Gee golly <3

okay maybe a few thoughts <33

CAUSE,,, YKNOW, THE CLASSIC THING OF His Voice Glitches When He Shows Extreme Emotion (tm) IS ALWAYS FUN <333

like sometimes when he calls you My Love/My Darling Human/etc you'll hear his voice skip a few times bc <333 he's so in love <3

RRRR SOMETIMES WHEN HE LAUGHS IT SKIPS LIKE A VINYL RECORD. only when he's laughing really hard <333 so it's pretty rare to hear. It can be unnerving to some ppl bc,, it gets this Layered Effect but <333 you love it

gay gay homosexual gay <3 MSDNSMD THANK YOU FOR THIS IT WAS LOVELY

[allthingskakashi]

thigh riding with kakashi maybe👀

OKAY SO idk if this was just a general ask but i was inspired bc Kakashi's thighs get me 🥵🥵 so i wrote a whole fic which I'm not sure you asked for but hope would enjoy nonetheless 😌

And i managed to come up w a satisfactory title too 😌

• Enough Already •

[ Kakashi x Reader]

Words : 2k

Tags : Smut, 18+

You were beginning to get impatient.

You’d been watching Kakashi hunched over his desk, going through piles and piles of paperwork for the past three hours now. Sure, he was the Hokage and you did understand that he had a lot of work to do, but for the past month now it felt like you barely even got to see your own boyfriend. And even when you did, he’d just be nose deep in work and come to bed late every night, only to pass out the moment his back touched the mattress.

And yes, you did understand all of that, but it’d been so long since you’d made love, that even the sight of his bare biceps contracting as he worked right now was getting you hot and heavy.

You sighed, uncrossing your legs on the sofa, and closing shut the book in your hand. You'd been trying to read, but the book you were reading was an erotica and the vivid descriptions playing all sorts of images in your mind only added to your frustration.

Tossing the book onto the table next to you, you got up, making your way to where Kakashi was sitting.

You trod over lightly, coming to a halt at the back of his wooden chair. You stood behind Kakashi, slowly wrapping your arms around his neck, before crouching to plant a feathery kiss on the side of his face and working your way down, your kisses getting slobbery as you went.

You’d almost reached the crook of his neck when his curt voice stopped you. “Y/n. I’m working.” He said, oblivious to your advances and continuing to scribble away.

You stopped, unwrapping your arms and stepping away from him. “Yeah, I can see that.” you replied, not putting any efforts to mask the hurt in your voice, before adding “When are you not” in a low mutter.

Kakashi kept his gaze focused on the papers in front of him, his sharp eyes scanning quickly across the sheets as he worked.

You let out a deliberately loud sigh, hoping to elicit some sort of a reaction from Kakashi. An apology, an acknowledgement, or anything, but much to your disappointment, you found none.

With your mouth formed into a frown, you turned away from him, making your way to the other side of the room as the sound of your footsteps rung a little too loud against the floor.

You were a patient woman, but this was starting to get on your nerves now. All you wanted was for Kakashi to just give you a few hours of his time in a day, that’s all. Working like a machine in the way that he was wasn’t good for him either, and you couldn’t possibly be the only one who missed the times you spent. The passionate nights, the lazy mornings, the afternoons spent in bed like it was your last day on Earth. Surely, he missed them too?

You had to do something.

Your feet stopped near the main switchboard in the living room. Reaching your hand to the board, you quickly flicked off the switch connecting to the air conditioner, before slowly making your way back to the sofa and plopping down on it.

You sat waiting with your arms crossed, jiggling your legs and watching Kakashi carefully out of the corner of your eye, studying him and waiting for any kind of a movement or response.

The minutes drove by and beads of sweat were beginning to form on your forehead now. It was the middle of summer and the air was warm and crisp outside. During day, the streets were so hot you could fry an egg on them. But Kakashi remained glued to the chair, continuing with his work with not so much as a flinch or a sound.

Alright, this was REALLY starting to get on your nerves now.

You stood up swiftly from the sofa, fanning yourself with your hand, before vigorously shaking the neckline of your shirt. “Gee, it’s really hot don’t you think?” you cried out, making sure to enunciate every word as you trudged towards his desk again. But his head was bowed, his focus unfazed.

“Did you hear what I said?” you tried again, walking a little closer and standing by the side of his chair. “I said it’s really hot.”

“Turn the AC on, then” Kakashi replied in a flat tone, without sparing you a glance.

Honestly, he was walking on thin fucking ice now.

You ignored his comment. Clearly, these subtle advances were not working. You had to be more direct.

You stood beside his chair watching him for a moment, admiring the way his long fingers gripped the pen. Just below your line of vision, his Anbu tattoo sat exposed, curved over the bulge of his bicep.

Jeez.

Inching closer to him, you gripped the hem of your t shirt, before slowly pulling it off over your head and throwing it on his face. “Oops, sorry”, you sang, your tone not apologetic in the least.

The thin cloth fell on his head, covering part of his hair and his face. “What do you think you’re doing?” Kakashi said with a certain crisp, before pulling the cloth off his face and balling it into a clump on the desk.

Ridden of your t shirt now, you stood in your black bra. It wasn’t the best one in your collection, but it did give your breasts a good lift.

Batting your eyelashes like you had no idea what he was talking about, you squeezed yourself into the cramped space between his knees and the desk. “Nothing at all.” You said, your tone as innocent as ever as you proceeded to reach under your dress, slowly pulling your panties down to your ankles before kicking them to the side.

Kakashi’s eyes were finally on you, fixated and unreadable.

You held his gaze, not taking your eyes off him as you widened your stance and took a few steps forward, before plopping down on his lap, your legs straddling his thighs.

You watched his pupils narrow, and he tried speaking again. “Y/n, I told you, I have wor—”, but his words were cut off by the touch of your index finger to his lips.

Hooking your finger at the edge of his mask, you pulled it down, revealing his beautiful soft mouth underneath.

All you wanted was to have it run all over your body, but you knew you’d have to work a little more to make that happen. “I don’t care” you said, in a cool, low voice.

Your hands brushed up the sides of his arms, feeling every bulge and curve of his toned muscles before sinking into the softness of his hair at the back of his head.

Pulling lightly on his silver strands, you brought his head forward towards your chest, arching your back to push your breasts into his face, which were now heaving, thanks both to the heat and the pooling wetness down below. You felt the tip of Kakashi’s nose rub against your cleavage, even the smallest contact sending shivers up your spine.

Tightening your grasp around him, you pushed his face deeper as you slowly began to grind your hips against his thighs, your stomach stiffening into knots with the wave of arousal coursing through you. The friction of his pants felt heavenly against your sensitive folds and you continued rubbing yourself over him, pressing yourself on his legs as you moved back and forth.

You could feel Kakashi’s breath hitch against your cleavage as the wetness from your core began to drip to his legs, moistening his pants. He tilted his head back, eyes squeezed shut as a low guttural noise escaped his throat.

Your lips curled into a slow smirk at the sight of him and you leaned forward, holding his face in your hands as you whispered, “Lord Sixth, would you like me to stop?”

But you knew the moment those words rolled off your tongue that you’d edged him on too far. With his head still tilted against the chair, you watched Kakashi open his eyes, his dark eyes burning with the hunger of an animal left in the wild.

In a flash, his hands were on your hips, long fingers gripping your soft skin hard enough to elicit a moan. They travelled to your back next, grabbing your ass as you felt every single finger dig into your skin, squeezing hard.

You melted into his touch instantly, your mind spiralling into a frenzy as he clutched the curves of your waist again, guiding you back and forth on his legs with increasing pace.

Ahead of you, his growing bulge fought beneath the thin material of his pants, forming a distinct mound right below his abdomen.

You bit your lip at the sight, resisting the urge to rid his cock of its clothed prison already, mouth drooling at the thought of your tongue slobbering all over his thick girth. Your body squirmed and you felt pleasure building up at the base of your stomach, as you reached for the waistband of Kakashi’s pants, unable to keep holding yourself off any longer.

With desperate fingers you found the strands of his joggers, going ahead to untie them when suddenly, Kakashi’s palm clasped around your wrist, fingers tight against your bones as he stopped you from going further.

You looked up to find his piercing gaze drilling through you, a smirk curling the corner of his mouth.

“Kakashi…” you purred, your heart thrumming in your ears, “Please…”

His unwavering gaze burned into you, brows raising as though asking you to repeat yourself, when you felt his right hand snaking up your stomach, pushing through the underband of your bra to clasp around your breast. He gave it a hard squeeze, before starting to stroke over it with nimble fingers, his lips parting as he spoke. “Isn’t this what you wanted?”

The sound of Kakashi’s raspy voice sent tremors through your body. You squirmed, imploring him with your eyes.

He continued stroking with one hand as the other flew to his mouth, and you watched him lick the tip of his finger, before bringing it down to your other breast, smearing his saliva over your nipple.

“You wanted my time”, he stated, gaze fixed on you while two of his fingers twisted your wet nipple hard, before rubbing around it in circles with his thumb. “I’m giving you my time.”

“Infact…” he said as one of his hands travelled below, fingers finding your folds and grazing along it lightly. “I intend to give you all night.”

A desperate gasp left your lips, your swollen clit beginning to ache under his touch.

“Kakashi…please.” You pleaded again in broken rasps of your voice, struggling to keep your mind from going numb.

Kakashi ignored you again, his fingers continuing their ravage down below as his mouth latched on to one of your nipples, sucking slowly at first, and then as if his life depended on it. He clenched and unclenched his thighs, every contraction of his muscle teasing your clit, making you writhe with the overload of pleasure through your veins.

You moaned with every suck of your nipple, and every flick of his finger, becoming a squirming mess in his hands as you gave yourself in to him completely, losing control of your body.

A grating moan began to form at the back of your throat as you felt yourself getting close, his fingers stretching you up, rubbing, and stroking every part of you.

Kakashi hunched forward, finally pulling away from your swollen nipple, his warm breath tickling your ear as he spoke.

“You’re not tired already, are you?” he asked in an innocent whisper, his fingers moving steadily down below.

Your voice came out in a tiny squeak as you answered, your entire body buzzing. “N-no.”

“Good” Kakashi replied, his voice gravelly against your ear as you finally felt him slip one finger inside you, eliciting an immediate burst of almost inhumane sounds from your chest. “because you won’t be walking out of here any time soon.” He whispered against your shuddering frame, before slipping another finger inside and adding in the same husky tone,

“Or walking at all.”

[shinycollarboneapologist]

okay let's be boring and go with ace as a name bc that's my nickname irl bc I'm a massive gilmore girls fan (team logan btw iykyk)!!

I really want to attempt writing fics but I'm wayyyy to nervous! I was okay at English in school and I always send obnoxiously long asks into blogs on here with my ideas based on their fics (sorry fellow tumblr.com authors you all get forced to see my writing) but I have nightmares of writing and putting it on here only to be bullied off the platform ahahahahah

jealous of the sun bathing in England rn its been pissing it down raining all dayyyyy, we only get like 1 week of sun a year and the rest of the time its very stereotypically rainy !! my day was shit but always better after taking to you bff!

also please excuse my excessive use of exclamation marks idk why but to me a full stop feels mean and I also use ellipsis way too much but I, like you, am the drama so I love to build unnecessary tension...

I've actually always wanted jury duty but I've never been called for it, I know it's meant to be so boring but I want to live my jury duty delusion of being a hot juror! a torrid jury love affair? hello I'd read that fic

spring break always sounded so fun to me as a sad English child!! we just call it Easter holidays and be boring and religious but when I hear spring break I imagine drunk people on a beach in florida yk?

my current obsessions for blogs are;

-lottiecrabie (pfms has me in a chokehold)

-toomuchracket (living in the flatmate! matty delusion rn)

-byyourside28 (loving the soft sound series as a person obsessed with getting tattoos)

-justlikemebutsixfootthree (literally all their smut is god tier)

-bookishstrawberry (fluffy and gizmo series has my heart)

-imightgetbetter (the whole love it if we made it series has me wanting children but only fictional ones with matty... the delusion creation is STRONG)

and OF COURSE the no 1 blog on tumblr is the beautiful, amazing and unmatched... shinycollorboneapologist

omg yes to only letting matty into our cottage to sing, we will bring him out tea and cigarettes but otherwise no rats allowed sorry ratthew!! taylor however gets the master suite with a 4 poster bed and unlimited pampering!! same with Ross, George and Adam bc only ratty needs humbling (I really do love you tho Matthew give me one chance I'll be your controversially young gf)

ily bff!!!

-ace (my new name rip illicit affairs anon you will be missed)

ps. apologies for the ridiculously long ask I literally am so obnoxious

..... i love gilmore girls. lets chat abt that.

okay that is very ... warranted. i also was super nervous and tbh ... style was probably never going to be posted but i was a bit inebriated after my birthday and just posted it without looking back. look at us now!!! so for that, i say you should 110% just take the leap. i will be your #1 fan actually.

i will send the sunshine and good vibes your way. i usually like the rain a lot, but i can imagine it gets a bit tiring if its like that all year long. im glad you had a good day!!!!

i love your use of exclamation points okay. there i said it. it just makes everything you say feel so excited and happy and i love it. the ellipses ...... love that for us. ofc you are the drama, you're the main character hello.

that is how i want my spring break to be, but alas i am working and writing my silly little stories for tumblr.com. SGLJFDLG easter holiday just sounds so cute though?

okay can we talk about pfms.... because that. that fic is my hyper fixation atm. like i just … it’s everything to me.

also all of those blogs i follow and love more than life itself. most of them axtually inspired me to write myself which is like 🫂 i use all of them as my silly little delusional daydreams (esp toomuchrackets flatmate!matty, the things i would do for that man and justlikemebutsixfootthree’s recent smut… jeez)

please you are too kind. idk abt no 1 blog BUT… i’ll take it okay.

maybe some cheese too, since he is a rat. taylor gets the master suite with us, we’ll bake her little cookies and biscuits and give her the best pampering treatment of her life. (also pls let’s not conjure matty to my blog … that would be so embarrassing to me i think i would keel over and die) (i also will fight u for the spot of matty’s controversially young gf)

ilysm and i hope u have a great day