#sososo smart but his best idea for a distraction is to be sososo pathetic? now THAT is the PEOPLE'S JOHN CONSTANTINE | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

talentforlying · 9 months ago

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gwendolyn face-eater soul-sucker: HRRR constantine, about to get his grubby little hands on the agricultural equivalent of a hydrogen bomb: oh noooo, doooon't, i'm just so YUMMY, look at me standing here, all alone, stoooop

gwendolyn: hrrr~ constantine: no! no — stop! do me! l-leave them out of it. clarice: you heard the man.

and WHO is doing it like clarice sackville, i ask you. WHO on planet earth is out there SERVING like this!!!

#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS.#i SAID i had things to say over here and i MEANT it #y'all know that smosh video where shayne topp is backing it up in a field for lady dimitrescu? That energy #when i first read this i fucking YELLED bc HELLO???? IS THE SELF-SACRIFICE RAMPING UP BC YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD #OR BECAUSE OF NOAH????? HELLOOO #but then on a second go-round when you pick up that he NEEDED gwendolyn to get close in order to pull of the scheme #then it just becomes hilarious melodramatic shenanigans that would make the actors at the globe cringe #sososo smart but his best idea for a distraction is to be sososo pathetic? now THAT is the PEOPLE'S JOHN CONSTANTINE #it's the fucking. rolling over on his back to confuse a pack of junkyard dogs all over again. it's Beautiful #( visage. ) AND I'M A BASTARD.#( character study. ) A WALKING PLAGUE OF A MAN.#obligatory last minute mention of how fucking hard clarice was slaying in this panel. we've always known she was iconic babes #both clarice and john are SO fucking good at what they do. it's an UNPARALLELED dynamic #compared to the 92476439 iterations of 'welcome to the shit-smeared world of magic kids'? i'll take aging professional frenemies in a Secon #also..............man. he was So happy to see her at the start of all this. so so happy :(

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