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// When she wants his kittens but he’s against teen pregnancy.
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#diabolik lovers#yui komori#ayato sakamaki#dialovers#carla tsukinami#admin#ayato x yui#ayayui#(telling him something like that is so shameless JSJSJ)#(like… At this point you’re asking to be impregnated)#(but king is careful)#(hopefully lol)
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Yui if she was smart…shawty could’ve really told the RICH ass vampires “oh you want my blood? Okay you have to buy me nice things, GIVE ME MONEY!!!” Pain for gain.
#diabolik lovers#diabolik boys#dialovers#yui komori#diabolik brothers#diahell#yui is so cute#i love yui komori#I wish yui was wiser#money#dior#bad bitch
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Anime Yui smiling compilation [UPDATED]
Throughout the entire anime, Yui genuinely only smiles twice, and I'm not counting in Cordelia's possession.
1. When she found her father's diary
2. When she ate Yuma's tomato
this is depressing 😭
[UPDATE] OKAY YEAH YOU WERE RIGHT. SHE SMILES MORE THAN TWICE
3. When she found out that her father didn't know that she was getting sacrificed.
4. Admiring the World Tree
5. getting roses from Kou
6. Amazed by Yuma's garden
7. Complimenting Ruki
#((this is just sad man 😭))#((her life is so miserable that she doesn't smile much in the anime)#((I remember her saying that she wished for a life without vampires in yumas MB route iirc))#((That scene made me feel bad for her))#diabolik lovers#diabolik lovers fandom#dialovers#otome#otome game#diaboys#yui komori#yuma mukami#diahell#anime
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Reiji: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous
Ayato: What if it bites me and it dies?!?
Shu: Then you're poisonous
Kanato: What if it bites itself and I die?
Laito: That's voodoo
Subaru: What if it bites me and somebody else dies?
Reiji: That's correlation, not causation
Kanato: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Laito: That's kinky
Yui, blushing: Oh my God
#I can't believe it took me so long to make a dl version of this#diabolik lovers fandom#ayato sakamaki#shu sakamaki#laito sakamaki#diabolik lovers#kanato sakamaki#subaru sakamaki#reiji sakamaki#yui komori#sakamaki brothers#diabolik lovers funny#sakamaki ayato#sakamaki reiji#sakamaki kanato#sakamaki shu#sakamaki subaru#sakamaki laito#diamemes#diabolik lovers memes#komori yui#diaboys#diabolik lovers ayato#diabolik lovers kanato#diabolik lovers laito#diabolik lovers reiji#diabolik lovers subaru#diabolik lovers shu#diabolik lovers yui#shuu sakamaki
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It always seems like Reiji gets bothered by someone everytime he goes out 💀
(c) Rejet
#diahell#diabolik lovers#dialovers#diabolik lovers translations#reiji sakamaki#sakamaki reiji#sakamaki kino#kino sakamaki#reiji legit looks so bothered on the first panel LMFAO#i dont blame him. its kino#LMAO#ill give you a piggyback ride kino#and then ill fall over and use him to cushion my fall#quick late night translation! excuse any mistakes#runatl#kino taking on both annoying sinlings roles (old and young)
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Wanted to paint some of my favorite characters, nothing more nothing less
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Way too much yapping like an embarrassing amount, the individual portraits and the template I used below vvv
I shouldn't be allowed to talk about my favorite characters- especially to people who (presumably) don't know them xjfkdk apart from the very popular ones ofc
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ILLYA KURYAKIN (The man from U.N.C.L.E)
gay ass little Russian spy I love him he is so *dramatic* and a huge nerd and a Beatles fan and into fashion design- perfect pocket size blorbo ;w; also seeing a Russian character being given a positive leading role in an American tvshow from the 60s ?? Yes he lives in New York and works for UNCLE America.... But he is still a communist ?? Incredible ! Also I really like the fact he isn't given the cliché personality traits often given to Russian characters i e anger issues drinks a lot violent ect (looking at you shitty(imo) modern remake... What did you do to my little guy ;;). In a close contest with Spock for the "gayest man from tvshow" of the 60s..... And in my heart he is winning djdkd for me the gay subtext of muncle hits so much more because it's not a scifi show- it's closer to home, Napoleon and Illya were *like that* in the present day of the 60s, they were both human, and no alien fuckery made them go to the village more than once or play house in the suburbs or get attached ass up to get pegged on a regular basis... Truly a show that feels written by an old queen and a guy with the biggest fem dom fetish jkvjjkb (don't get me wrong tho I adore star trek tos and spirk too <3)
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KUROO HAZAMA and PINOKO (Black Jack)
sometimes I rewatch some of the oavs from the 90s when I'm sad :) I had a huge phase a couple years back when I read nearly all the manga (should really finish it... Or reread the whole thing frankly), watched *all* the shows (bar young black jack, hated that shit) and idk I just love this venal bitch so much- him and his daughter and his conflicted feelings for his tboy ex that he still loves kfkfkf btw I'm dying for a modern take on this like please please please I'd love to see Kei Kisaragi's story rewritten a bit (trans character in the 70s sure was progressive but oh boy-), because him and black jack's relationship makes me so *weak*.... And maybe see him a bit more than in one story- anyway ! When it comes to his daughter Pinoko, it's very hit or miss- when the writers lean on the cute father adoptive daughter relationship it's great, when they lean more on the whole "she has a crush on him" (very much like a child in most case, and he *never* reciprocate thank god) and bring up the fact she is technically 18 a lot (she was an evil tumor trapped in her sister before he created a body for her- black jack shit dw), and she gets jealous of other women.... Well it's terrible and I'm uncomfy :(
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EVA KANT (Diabolik)
Look.... You just can't show me danger diabolik 1968 and not expect me to become insane djdkdkdk she is so cool ;; !!! Her and her devious eel of a man (here as a panther, because even tho I haven't read the comic yet, I'm taking an educated guess that all the panther imagery is here to represent him, the lethal twunk always in the all black gimp suit... And if it's not then fuck my entire life ig fjfkkd), the cuntiest het couple you've ever seen, such freaks I love them ! Partners in crime that will blow up the tax offices of the whole country if you try to put a bounty on them <3 they are in the guilty faves category only because I'm this invested in these characters after 1 (one) movie fkfkf watched the first two remakes and was hmmm let's say underwhelmed, could have been worse but going after the 60s one ie peak cinema was hard... I went in fully invested in these heterosexuals and they still fucked up their romance and relationship ;; (don't spoil me the third one btw haven't seen it yet ! I know it's the yaoi one- which doesn't give me much hope for Eva tbh...) I'll soon start reading the comics tho ! Managed to find all twelve volumes of "Il grande Diabolik" in french for pretty cheap so I'm excited for that :D (might scan them and upload them online because omg I tried finding scans in *any* language and only found a dubious website that sold digital copies for 7€ a volume ??? What is this)
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UTA (The Void / Тургор / Turgor / Tension)
Apathy girlyyyyy she just like me for real for real nfkfk what absolutely charmed me about her is yes her design, but more importantly her chamber's design (if you've never played the void, a sister's chamber is a space that represent her. You get a sense of who she is by exploring her chamber before finding her and talking to her soul it's great). The lonely island out at sea, her laying down on a suspended steel boat in a grotto, looking passively at the moon by a crack on the ceiling.... And the moon is looking back. Incredible ! I love this game so much
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KIM KITSURAGI (Disco Elysium)
Do I really have to explain this one ? When I played the game with quiji I remember I kept saying "when Kim talks, we *listen*" djkdk we did get a good grade in Kim Kitsuragi and got him to dance in the church <3 this fucking centrist cop wormed it's way into my heart and many others because of course he did. The only Kim K in my eyes. Also funny anecdote : before I played Disco Elysium, I had one concept art masterclass where a kinda famous concept artist came to give advice, make us really stressed then give us a shitty grade.... And when I tell you this man looked so much like Kim ??? Same haircut, glasses, face with a scar *exactly* where Kim's portrait has a stark shadow on his cheek and he was dressed in an orange top- truly uncanny. Anyway, Kim is so fucking cool how does he do it
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DARK VADOR (La guerre des étoiles)
*sight* not surprising if you know me... and to be clear when I say Vader I don't mean Anakin Skywalker, post barbecue only zouz here. I refuse to yap about this man djdkdk I already do that way to much in ao3 comment sections
And here is the template I used ! Don't know who made it tho sorry...
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PS : all these where made in 2-3 hours each :D wanted to challenge myself by painting quickly, and I mostly (looking at the Eva Kant one that gave me trouble) succeeded !
#I FORGOT HIS SHITTY LITTLE MUSTACHE OMFG if you saw a clean shaven Kim for a second there no you did not#My favs are the Illya and Vader ones fuivbfd so proud of them#illya kuryakin#tmfu tv#the man from uncle#kuroo hazama#pinoko#black jack#eva kant#danger: diabolik#diabolik#the void#Тургор#turgor#tension#ice pick lodge#uta#kim kitsuragi#disco elysium#darth vader#star wars#star wars original trilogy#artists on tumblr#fanart#digital painting#portrait painting#art#my art#digital art#art template
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yui komori has not had content in 10 years, so the song by her is mistakenly attributed to the channel for the japanese singer YUI because rejet did not credit rie suegara as her seiyuu! please be aware if you're listening to the song on youtube music xDD hopefully baby girl gets her own channel soon with rie suegara's name on it.
#yui komori#vampire magic#diabolik lovers#dialovers#diabolik lovers fandom#rejet#// this is so fucking sad help#// even when she wins she still can't be with the boys LMAO
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#so dumb…#diabolik lovers#diahell#anime#diaboys#diabolik lovers yui#yui komori#mukami brothers#mukami kou#ruki mukami
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Wow! It’s been so long since I’ve done one of these!!
Reiji is such a queen here 🤣
#sept 2024#twitter#rejet#diabolik lovers#dialovers#reiji#ayato#yuuma#sakamaki reiji#sakamaki ayato#mukami yuuma#so cute#4 koma#something like a translation
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Scans from the More, Blood Anime DVD Booklets ♡(´ω`*)
Do not repost!
#my man is so fine aughh#look at those long elegant legs#diabolik lovers#dialovers#diahell#ruki mukami#yuma mukami#kou mukami#azusa mukami#diabolik lovers official art#more blood#booklet#mine#the DVD covers will be posted tomorrow ( ˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵ )♡
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// The fact he’s the only Diaboy who has never shed any tear in 7 games (unless you count a flashback), lol.
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i was scrolling through pinterest a few hours ago and someone commented on one of my old versions of this meme (the cat-Laito one) that they wanted a Yui version and I said "you know what? me too."
so there you go lol
#diabolik lovers#yui komori#my art#took me more than it should have bc the hair was hard lol but i also enjoyed the process BC SHE LOOKS SO CUTE ILOVEHERSM
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DIABOLIK LOVERS Haunted Dark Bridal Anime DVD, Official Online Shop Tokuten CD ☽ Episode 0
Original title: Episode 0 Voiced by Midorikawa Hikaru (Ayato), Toriumi Kōsuke (Shuu), Konishi Katsuyuki (Reiji), Kaji Yūki (Kanato), Hirakawa Daisuke (Laito), Kondō Takashi (Subaru) English translation by @otomehonyaku Click here for the audio (special thanks to @uzi-boozii for providing the audio!)
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SUMMARY | As the title of the CD suggests, this drama can be seen as a '0th episode' in the first season of the Diabolik Lovers anime. The setting is a night of incessant rain unlike any other, and even through the rain clouds, the full moon is unusually bright. Eerie, even. It leaves the Sakamaki brothers feeling uneasy as their monthly family banquet approaches. The family discusses if this abnormal weather could be a sign of things to come... Happy reading and listening along, friends!
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[The scene starts in Reiji’s laboratory.]
00:00 Reiji: Good grief, what a downpour… And precisely on the night of our monthly banquet. That’s harsh. I wonder if Father predicted this. Heh.
[Reiji walks into the dining room and toward his familiars who are busy setting the table.]
Reiji: Oh, no. We won’t be using that tableware tonight. Use this instead. It will compliment the food better. Hm? The moonlight is peeking in through the window…
[Reiji decides to check on the weather and opens the door.]
Reiji: It’s still raining. However, the moonlight is so strong, even through those rainclouds… What will happen on a night like this? Something is coming…
[Reiji closes the door again.]
Reiji: Hm. I wonder whether our banquet will be able to begin on time.
[A crow screeches in the distance.]
Reiji: Well, I suppose that’s impossible.
[The scene shifts to Reiji walking into the Sakamaki manor’s library. There, he finds Laito.]
Reiji: So you’re here, Laito.
Laito: Oh, Reiji. It’s rare for you to come looking for me. Do you need something?
Reiji: It’s rather rare for you to be here, reading a book.
[Laito snaps his book shut.]
Laito: I do read books, you know. Especially on nights like these. If I don’t, I won’t be able to control my impulses. Ah… If only the school would revert my suspension…
02:12 Reiji: Even if they did, you would be suspended again in no time at all if you keep acting that way.
Laito: Huh? But it can’t be helped, can it? I don’t like suppressing my urges. I’d rather live by my instincts.
Reiji: Nevertheless, it would cause me just as much trouble to keep you locked in here. You seem to be forgetting something.
Laito: About what?
Reiji: I took the trouble to come all this way to see you, so would you not be able to guess?
Laito: Hmm… Ah, I see. It’s that time of the month again. It’d be great if we could take a field trip somewhere…
Reiji: I have said this many times already, but this is Father’s order. His word is final. Come downstairs within 10 minutes. That is all.
Laito: You’re so uptight.
Reiji: About what?
Laito: It’s not like he’s watching, anyway.
Reiji: What an insult to your father.
Laito: Well, it’s got nothing to do with me. Hey, are you going to go get Ayato and Kanato as well?
Reiji: I cannot count on you to do that, so…
Laito: Well, I’ll do you a favour and get them for you, then. Hehe.
Reiji: Well, then. If you please.
Laito: Gotcha. Leave it to me!
Reiji: You say that you will look for your brothers, but if I catch you running away instead, I will show no mercy.
Laito: I know, I know. You’d chase me into the depths of hell, Reiji.
04:06Reiji: That is a rather unpleasant way of putting it. However, if you understand—good. Well, then. I shall go fetch Subaru.
[Reiji leaves the room. The scene then shifts to the nearby lake, where Laito finds Ayato.]
Laito: So you were here after all, Ayato. Did you come to stare at the lake?
Ayato: What?
Laito: Reiji is looking for you.
Ayato: Reiji? Why?
Laito: It’s that time of the month again.
Ayato: Ah. Time for that useless banquet?
Laito: Yeah, that’s it. Well, let’s get going. Reiji’ll be annoying as hell if we’re late.
Ayato: Tch. Shit sucks. Laito. How’d you know I was here anyway?
Laito: I just know. I thought you’d be in a spot you usually don’t go to when it’s rainy. You don’t like lakes, right?
[Ayato throws a skipping stone across the water. ]
Ayato: Shut up. I just don’t like lakes… or rain.
Laito: So? Do you feel comforted being here?
Ayato: Huh? Why would I? I can’t calm down on days like these. I’d rather be here than anywhere else.
Laito: Hmm… So even you think that way, Ayato.
Ayato: Laito. Are you pickin’ a fight with Yours Truly?
Laito: No, not at all. I just thought it’s unusual for you. It’s actually quite refreshing. I like it.
Ayato: Tch. Don’t say such stupid things.
Laito: Still… It’s a pretty strange night, isn’t it? It’s raining cats and dogs, and yet the moon is shining brightly.
Ayato: What?
06:08 Laito: I mean, it’s almost like a glaring, fiery-eyed beast. I wonder if the moon is chastising us for some reason.
Ayato: Who knows.
Laito: Something’s going to happen. Something we’ve been avoiding for a while now. Hm? What’s up, Ayato? Did you perhaps sense something too?
Ayato: Nothing in particular.
Laito: Why are you lying? You felt it, didn’t you?
Ayato: It’s nothin’! Besides, what ‘something’ are you even talkin’ about?
Laito: The next time it rains as heavy as tonight again, something will happen. Very soon.
Ayato: Hm.
Laito: Well, we won’t know until it happens, though! Hey, Ayato. Come with me.
Ayato: What? Where?
Laito: To go get Kanato.
Ayato: Come to think of it, I haven’t seen Kanato around today.
Laito: He’s probably at that place.
Ayato: What place?
Laito: The one place where he can relax. His wax doll museum.
Ayato: Ugh. That’s such a boring spot. Well, fuck it. I’ll go. Let’s hurry ‘n go get him. I don’t want it to be the two of us versus Reiji.
[The scene shifts to Ayato and Laito walking into Kanato’s wax doll museum.]
Ayato: Yo, Kanato. You here?
Kanato: At least knock when you come in. Don’t you think it’s impolite to my girls to barge in so rudely?
Right, Teddy?
Laito: Ah, so you’re here. Sorry for forgetting to knock, Kanato.
Ayato: What’s so fun about being surrounded by a bunch of wax dolls? I don’t get it.
Kanato: A bunch of wax dolls? You clearly don’t understand the beauty of these girls whose lives have been preserved for all eternity. How utterly foolish.
08:23 Ayato: What? I was only askin’, though.
What’re you gettin’ your panties in a twist about?
Laito: Well, seems like Kanato isn’t in the best mood tonight either.
Ayato: Yours Truly’s feelin’ just fine.
Kanato: I’m not particularly ill-humoured. It’s just that… When I look at the moon, I get this feeling that something’s about to change.
Laito: Oh, so you’re feeling it too, Kanato?
Kanato: Yes. I can’t quite put my finger on it, though.
Ayato: Stop spouting bullshit. What’s about to change?
Kanato: Hehe.
Ayato: Kanato! The fuck’re you laughin’ about?
Kanato: Hehe. Ayato, are you anxious? You seem awfully reluctant to accept new things.
Ayato: The fuck?
Laito: Ah, Kanato—I did come here with a message to you from Reiji…
Kanato: I’m busy. I haven’t got time for something as frivolous as a banquet.
Laito: Aw, so you knew already. Well, then. Come with us.
Kanato: I’m not coming.
Laito: That won’t do. Reiji seemed pretty serious.
Ayato: We’ll be in trouble if one of us is missin’. Come on, Kanato.
Kanato: I told you, I’m not coming! Why don’t you understand what I’m saying? You’re all just taking pleasure in bullying me, trying to coerce me into doing your bidding…
Laito: It’s not like we actually want to go, either. Right, Ayato?
10:12 Ayato: Yeah, ‘course. Who would ever go to that shit willingly?
Laito: Listen. We’re all in the same boat, Kanato. So let’s go together.
Kanato: But I…
Laito: You remember what happened last time you didn’t come when Reiji called you, right?
Kanato: He truly likes bothering us with useless activities. Right, Teddy?
[The scene shifts to Reiji knocking on the door to Subaru’s room.]
Reiji: Subaru.
[Reiji enters Subaru’s room.]
Reiji: He’s inside his coffin again.
[The coffin suddenly flies open and Subaru comes at Reiji with a knife, thinking him an intruder.]
Subaru: Reiji?
Reiji: If you know it’s me, then drop that silver knife immediately. Good grief…
[Subaru drops the knife.]
Reiji: This is quite a greeting, even though I went through all this trouble to come get you.
Subaru: I had that dream again… Fuck!
Reiji: Not even an apology? You are a lost cause.
Subaru: Shut up! You’re the one who came in here unannounced! I can do whatever the fuck I want. Why’d you come in while I was sleeping?
Reiji: I came here for a reason.
Subaru: Huh?
Reiji: There can only be one reason why I come to find you here once a month. Even somebody so feeble-minded such as you should be able to know what it is.
Subaru: Ah, so it’s time for that stupid fuckin’ banquet again.
Reiji: It is far from stupid, actually.
Subaru: Hah.
11:58 Reiji: I should be punishing you for brandishing a knife at me, but today is the day of the banquet. I shall pardon you. I implore you to be careful, though. It is your obligation to be present at the banquet. Understood?
[Reiji leaves the room.]
Subaru: ‘Pardon,’ he says? Bullshit!
[Subaru throws something across the room and accidentally breaks a window.]
Subaru: Oh, shit. Why’s the moon like that? Is something gonna happen?
[Subaru tries to get himself together. The scene shifts to the banquet, five brothers now present.]
Reiji: Now, let us open the banquet.
Subaru: Hey, Shuu’s not here, though.
Reiji: There is no need to wait for someone who has forgotten about the banquet. We can do without his presence. There is no reason for him to be here to begin with.
Laito: I saw him in the hallway and called out to him, at least.
Ayato: Did he answer?
Laito: Nope, no reaction as usual.
Reiji: He will not come even if you call out to him. We do not need that good-for-nothing.
Kanato: Ah… We should’ve pretended not to hear him too, Teddy.
Reiji: That will not do, Kanato.
Kanato: Why?
Reiji: Because you have a different kind of importance to the Sakamaki family.
Laito: I see. So does that mean you don’t need me here, either?
Ayato: Great, you won’t need me, either.
Subaru: Then I’m leavin’, too.
Kanato: That’s mean! Is there something wrong with just me?
Reiji: Wait. None of your importance to the Sakamaki family has changed. However, I am merely saying that that good-for-nothing is worthless.
14:00 Ayato: Huh. So it’s only fine if Shuu’s not here?
Reiji: Exactly. Let us now quit this foolish conversation and eat dinner.
[The door opens and Shuu joins the others in the dining room after all.]
Laito: Ah, Shuu! You’re late.
Kanato: It seems like you still heard what Laito had to say, despite the fact that you were listening to music.
Shuu: Hm? Did you say something?
Ayato: Anyway, Shuu… It’s kinda surprising that you came to this banquet all by yourself.
Shuu: Banquet…? Oh, right.
Subaru: Isn’t that what you came here for?
Shuu: I just thought I’d be able to sleep in peace here.
Laito: Huh?! So this is just a misunderstanding?
Shuu: What a bother.
[Shuu grudgingly sits down at the dinner table.]
Reiji: You truly have no manners, barging in here and sitting down without so much as a greeting. I am flabbergasted.
Shuu: I’m here, so it’s fine, right?
Reiji: The end result matters none. I am merely finding fault in my family. Well, it would be a waste of time to continue this any longer. Let us begin the banquet.
[The brothers start eating.]
Ayato: Pasta again? Why’re we eatin’ this shit?
Reiji: Ayato. No talking while eating. Mind your manners.
Ayato: Reiji, make us somethin’ we actually like to eat!
Laito: Yeah. You’re the only one who likes pasta carbonara, Reiji.
Ayato: I want takoyaki!
Kanato: I agree with Ayato. Make me something nice for banquets like this, too. It’s unfair that Reiji is always the one to compile the menu.
16:04 Ayato: Right? Let us pick some stuff, too!
Reiji: I thought you all had no desire to participate in the banquet? I suggest you stop complaining. No matter what we eat, it all tends to taste the same to us, anyway. After all, human food does not nourish us.
Ayato: Well? We can pretty much eat anythin’, right?
Reiji: However, this banquet is a serious matter. This is not the time to eat takoyaki.
Ayato: It ain’t that different from pasta, though. It’s all flour-based.
Laito: There we go again. You’ve been pointlessly complaining about the menu for a while now. It’s getting out of hand, don’t you think? And then Kanato takes out a bunch of candy, Subaru finishes eating and leaves without a word… You know how it goes.
Ayato: It can’t be helped, right? It’s already a stupid fuckin’ banquet and then we don’t even get any satisfyin’ foods.
Reiji: Well, then. Do you have any substantial suggestions on how to host a proper banquet?
Subaru: Yeah. Don’t host one.
Reiji: We have been over this many times, Subaru. It is Father who orders us to have these banquets. We will not go against his word. As it is imperative that we continue holding these banquets, I ask you whether you could make suggestions on how to make it worthwhile.
Subaru: This sucks.
Reiji: Anyone else?
Laito: As for me, I’d like to discuss what the most delicious blood we’ve ever tasted was like for each of us. We don’t really talk about that sort of stuff, do we? It might be fun!
Ayato: Huh? I never remember shit like that.
Kanato: Teddy says he doesn’t remember, either.
Laito: And Subaru?
Subaru: Tch. Like hell I know.
Shuu: Wouldn’t you let someone with such delicious blood actually live?
Ayato: Right! Whoever pleases me that much becomes Yours Truly’s possession. Besides, you’re the only one who’s havin’ fun talkin’ ‘bout this, Laito.
Laito: Huh? I, for one, perfectly remember where and how I sucked the most—
18:21 Reiji: Hold on, Laito. I know I am interrupting the conversation, but we are having dinner. Please refrain from such vulgar topics.
Laito: Oh? Is that bad?
Reiji: It is.
Laito: I really thought it’d be fun. Why don’t we hold a review session, properly including everyone’s opinions?
Reiji: A review session? A splendid idea indeed. The lot of you could use some self-reflection, after all. It would definitely be useful if you reflect upon the faults I point out in you and try to better yourselves. Subaru? It is bad manners to make so much sound. Why don’t you join the conversation?
Subaru: Tch. I don’t wanna. I don’t care about your conversation. I figured eating would be better than actually listening to your bullshit. I don’t have anything to reflect on to begin with.
Reiji: I am telling you to reflect upon that exact behaviour.
Subaru: Shut up! I can do whatever the hell I want.
Shuu (who hasn’t been paying attention): Ah, you’re still at it?
Reiji: Be quiet, Shuu. It seems all of you have more than enough faults to reflect upon.
Laito: This is a little different from what I was going for, but… how about you, Ayato?
Ayato: I ain’t got shit to reflect on, because I’m always perfect.
Kanato: Hehe. Are you, now? Ayato has more faults than I can count. Haha, Teddy thinks so, too.
20:15 Ayato: Ah? The fuck you sayin’?
Shuu: Well, I guess he could do something about his simple-mindedness.
Ayato: Shuu, too? You motherfucker— You should all start self-reflectin’!
Kanato: I have absolutely nothing to reflect upon. Laito’s the one who came up with this idea, so how about him?
Laito: Huh? You could probably think of something, Kanato. You always turn your prey into wax dolls right away, after all.
Kanato: And what exactly is wrong with that?
Subaru: Fuck. He’s actually being serious.
Laito: If turning someone into a wax doll is considered okay, then I definitely don’t have any self-reflection to do, either.
Reiji: No, Laito. I assure you have plenty of faults. You were suspended for a reason. Reflect upon that.
Shuu: Yeah. You definitely cause too much trouble. I, of all people, should know. Fuck, you’re a bother.
Laito: I’m only living by my instincts! It gets the blood flowing. I like that feeling. And what you’re referring to did take place during a full moon, by the way. I just can’t suppress my instincts during a full moon! Hehe.
Reiji: No, it was excessive. There is such a thing as cleaning up afterwards. To think that even such lowly humans at the academy would suspend you… You bring shame upon the Sakamaki family. Repent.
Kanato: I, for one, am able to finish without leaving a trace and properly dispose of the leftovers. Teddy helps me. Don’t you, Teddy?
22:02 Laito: No, I did it properly! It was just… kind of bad timing…
[Subaru slams a fist on the table.]
Subaru: That’s exactly why we’re telling you to reflect! You’re inconveniencing us!
Laito: Ah, even Subaru is angry with me! Well, I got caught, so it doesn’t matter, does it? Nothing I say could change that. Wouldn’t it be more fun to talk about what you’ll get angry at me for in the future?
Reiji: What are you saying?
Laito: You saw the moon tonight, right? It really does feel like something’s about to happen. Kanato felt it too.
Kanato: I think it left a stronger impression on Ayato than on me, though. Right, Teddy?
Ayato: You’re being way too persistent. I told you, I don’t know what you’re talkin’ about!
Kanato: But that’s why you’re anxious, right? What do you think will happen, Ayato?
Laito: Subaru is even more irritated than usual, so he’s probably feeling it too.
Subaru: What? Who’s irritated now, huh?
[Subaru gets up and punches a wall.]
Ayato: Subaru! Don’t go poundin’ the wall again!
Reiji: Stop it right there, everyone. You are all making baseless claims at this point, so it cannot be helped. Hurry up and clear the table. The banquet is over.
Laito: What? Don’t you like it, Reiji?
Reiji: It is no matter of liking or disliking. I merely think that conversations like these are a waste of time.
It is pointless to spend time feeling sorry that you were suspended from school if you do not understand the reason why.
Laito: Come on, stop the talk about my suspension! What about you, Shuu?
Shuu: I wonder.
Reiji: What would a good-for-nothing like you know?
Laito: So then you’re feeling something too, Reiji?
24:03 Reiji: It has nothing to do with me. However, there is no way this waste of space would be able to pick up on such subtleties.
Shuu: Ah, now that you mention it…
Reiji: There he goes.
Shuu: No, I’ve been thinking I should probably tell you all something…
[Subaru hastily tries to finish his meal]
Reiji: Subaru! Use the tableware with care!
Subaru: Shut up! We’ll be done when the table’s clear, right? I figured I’d clear my plate first. The fuck are you complaining about?
Laito: Hey, everyone. You should know why I’m being persistent about this. We’ve seen such heavy rain combined with such a bright moon before. Right, Ayato?
Ayato: What? Oh, you mean back then. You’re beatin’ around the bush.
Laito: Besides, Shuu—you said you’d seen Uncle recently, didn’t you?
Subaru: Uncle… Richter was here?
Shuu: I think I saw him near the lake.
Subaru: He hasn’t visited us in a while. Why would he be here? Shuu, did you get to talk with him?
Shuu: Talk with him? No, I only saw him. I’d only just woken up, so I don’t remember it very well.
Reiji: You truly are worthless. Sometimes I even wonder why you are undead (1) at all. Well, then. I propose we end this meeting.
Laito: Why are you trying to avoid this conversation, Reiji? Uncle was here. Last time the moon was like this, he was here as well…
Reiji: I only care about the truth. If nothing is happening yet, there is no use in talking about it. However… judging from your current discussion, you consider the fact that the moon was somehow bright enough to shine through the rain and that Uncle just so happened to appear as an omen. I merely think that line of thought is absolutely ridiculous.
26:16 Kanato: Hehe. Reiji seems pretty afraid of something happening, Teddy.
Reiji: As I said earlier, I only care about the truth. I most certainly am not scared.
Ayato: Figures. You’re all a bit too carefree.
Kanato: Carefree? You’re the last person I’d like to call me that. Especially since you’re so lacking in mental capacity that “I’m the best” is all your brain knows how to say.
Ayato: Hey, Kanato. You’ve really been pissin’ me off.
Laito: Whoa, now. Calm down, you two. Don’t you think the heavy rain and the moon are the cause of all of this bickering?
Shuu: As far as I know, it's always like this.
Laito: I feel like it’s a little different this time, though.
Subaru: What? What’s different? They’re always picking fights with one another for no reason. It’s stupid.
[Subaru pushes back his chair and storms off.]
Subaru: I’m done eating. I’m going back to my room.
Kanato: Subaru doesn’t seem to like to talk about these kinds of things, either. Are you so afraid of change?
Subaru: Shut the fuck up!
[Subaru punches the wall again, sending parts of it crumbling to the floor.]
Subaru: No matter how big the change, I’m not afraid. Even if this mansion is swallowed by the lake, if it’s burned to the ground, I don’t care. Maybe it’s even better off just reduced to ash.
[Subaru leaves the room.]
Kanato: Teddy, it’s quite funny that Subaru’s more nervous than usual, isn’t it? Hehe.
Reiji: Well, then. Subaru has left, and this is becoming quite the argument. I declare this meeting over.
28:09 Laito: I wanted to hear what you had to say, though, Reiji.
Reiji: Laito… Make fun of me all you want, but your will lose your ground eventually.
[Reiji gets up.]
Reiji: Well, I shall be returning to my laboratory now.
[Reiji leaves the room.]
Laito: Ah… I ended up getting scolded in the end.
[Shuu gets up as well.]
Laito: Oh, Shuu, are you leaving too?
Shuu: Well, it looks like this troublesome dinner is over. I’m tired.
[Shuu walks off and leaves the room. Ayato gets up as well.]
Ayato: Ah—I could really go for some delicious blood on days like this.
Laito: You too, Ayato? Let’s head out together later, then! Let’s go drain some people to the last drop and have fun!
Ayato: I’m not going. Fuck you. I’m going back to my room too. But Laito—like you said, the moon does look weird today. I’m feeling thirstier than usual.
Laito: Right.
Ayato: The only thing that could quench this thirst is some extraordinarily tasty blood. I don’t think blood like that even exists.
[Ayato leaves.]
Kanato: Teddy, should we get going, too?
Laito: Won’t you come have fun with me, Kanato?
Kanato: There’s no way I’ll go with you. I haven’t had my dessert yet. I won’t rest until I’ve had my petit gâteau… Right, Teddy?
[Kanato leaves as well.]
Laito: That’s a shame. I didn’t really feel like going alone… Maybe I should go back to my room, too. The moon is a little too bright, after all. Hehe. I’m looking forward to whatever happens next…
[The scene shifts to Shuu, who is now soaking in the bath tub.]
30:36 Shuu: There’s nothing like a nice bath. I feel like I can relax and sleep here… Come to think of it, I had this itch in the back of my mind earlier. I forgot to pass on Karl Heinz’ message to the others, saying that a new sacrificial bride would be arriving. Oh, well. No matter who it is, we already know how the story goes… I don’t really care what happens. They’re nothing but prey to us, anyway. Ah… but there was something else he said… I think this time it’s the real sacrificial bride…
[Shuu falls asleep in the bathtub.]
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