#sorry to everyone who has to put up with corey and i's incessant hatred towards geese

[zukkaoru]

stupid thing:

can you please rank the college au kiddos based on levels of hatred for geese<3

literally saw you reblog the ask thing and went ‘gotta send her something stupid’ and stared at the pablo tumblr post on my wall for five minutes until I thought about geese because they’re stupid

slkdhfjdgkf okay let's go, ordered by least hatred to most hatred i'm also definitely taking inspiration from the you happened verse for this list skjdfkdjsf

this got longer than expected so i'm putting it under the cut (also tw for hypothetical violence against animals i guess?)

hahn - i'm saying geese are his favorite animal bc they're annoying just like him <3

aang & jin - listen. aang and jin are both too sweet to hate geese. they won't deny that they can be annoying (it's the honking. why are they so loud?) but they're definitely hold the least amount of hatred towards geese and would pick "talk to it (affectionate)" on your quiz

yue - yue likes all animals, but she does hold a little contempt for geese after they attacked her girlfriend so.....

zuko - we know zuko likes birds, and unfortunately geese fall into that category. but also sokka is a bad influence on zuko and has ranted about geese enough that zuko has started to not like them as much anymore

ty lee - would chi block a goose, but solely for the fact that they annoy her girlfriend

toph - toph is annoyed by geese, but she also revels in the chaos they cause in her friend group because of how much hatred some of her friends hold towards them. she will tell geese to keep honking and being loud solely because sokka and suki get mad at her when she does it

haru & mai - they're both pretty passive in their hatred towards geese (it's more annoyance than hatred, really), but that does not stop them from flipping geese off when they're being loud. or when they're standing in the middle of the sidewalk for no reason at all, don't you have somewhere else you can be???

katara - okay you'd think katara would be a little more chill with geese considering who her boyfriend is but she's spent so much time around suki and sokka that every honk now fills her with rage. she's definitely too smart to ever get in a fight with a goose, though. she's not trying to get bit

azula - she would kill a goose with her bare hands, but once again, she's too smart to get in a fight with a goose (most of the time). she desperately wants to, though, and one day she will break and that goose will be very unlucky

jet - he is only above azula because he has definitely stepped in goose poop on more than one occasion and every time, it levels up his rage

sokka - has gotten in a fight with a goose because it was looking at him wrong. has shouted at geese because they were being too loud. has had to be physically restrained from attacking a goose because it was looking at zuko wrong. katara constantly tells him he needs to stop picking fights with geese bc he keeps losing, but she also thinks it's absolutely hilarious and is living vicariously through sokka

suki - suki is the number one goose hater and we all know it. it's a wonder she and yue get along so well. suki just,,, is not liked by animals at all, and in turn, she does not like them. she's gotten into a fight with a goose, but unlike sokka, she definitely won the fight. that did nothing to deter her hatred, though, and she will seethe every time she sees a goose until the day she dies