#sorry i'm just-- i'm cackling about this rn tgyhuj

[iobartach]

[s.pongebob narrator voice; one hour later...]

It comes as no surprise to him that no-one has stepped forward to claim ownership. Subtlety, after all, did not appear to be Talon's strong suit; true of both the organisation's goals, and its individual members. Miguel could practically hear the silence thickening as each of his so-called colleagues collectively decided to pretend that nothing had happened, each too proud or too amused to fess up.

"Figures."

Why did he bother to remain in this place again?