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Thoughts on “Terror of the Arctic” (2005), aka, “I listened to the Doctor Who audio drama episodes about the lost Franklin Expedition so that you don’t have to!”
Alright terror-friends, this was not how I expected to spend my day, but I have now listened to all eight episodes of the 2005 Doctor Who Audio Drama series “Terror of the Arctic,” featuring all of the ~ familiar ~ icy ~ boys ~ meeting the infamous Doctor.
With arguably more horrifying sexist/racist content than the 2007 Simmons novel, this audio drama actually predicted a lot of the tropes that Simmons popularized, including ship-board conflicts that escalate to stabbings, the appearance of supernatural creatures from Inuit oral traditions, and even a squick-y romance between Crozier and a much younger Inuit woman.
To clarify, I do not recommend you listen to these episodes. They’re a hot mess, and a really jarring departure from the beauty of The Terror (2018).
HOWEVER I highly recommend you look below the cut for episode-by-episode notes about the first Franklin Expedition adaptation that has well and truly driven me up the wall. So, welcome to the world of “Terror of the Arctic” (2005), featuring:
Crozier, (pronounced "Crow-zee-eyy,”) a polite door-mat of a captain with an agonizing lack of snark and minimal personality beyond “the only white man who can magically fix racism.”
Fitzjames the “proper English officer” who has every prejudice you can imagine – and a couple more you can’t.
Le Vesconte, the irrepressible lad with an inexplicable American accent and extreme boy-scout-gone-crazy energy.
Sgt. Tozer, who has a bad habit of punching people in the face even though his superior officers haven’t yet told him he’s allowed to do so.
Also featuring: Cybernetic Tuunbaq aliens! Complete breakdown of shipboard protocol! Expected amounts of cannibalism! And more! (spoilers, obviously)
Episode 1
– We start with a mandatory brief appearance from the Doctor and his companion Christine. I don’t (initially) hate this iteration of the Doctor – he’s very paternalistic and old-fashioned, but at least the voice actor’s competent. Christine’s voice, tragically, is high-pitched beyond all reason and laced with a variety of odd dialectical features. Some quick research reveals she’s supposed to be a 15 year old from medieval England. She sounds neither like a teenager nor a medieval person. From the very beginning, her character seems very infantilized, and plays into a lot of the Born Sexy Yesterday tropes, even if she and the Doctor aren’t a thing.
– Next, we have Sir John Franklin giving the “we’ve been stuck in the ice for nine months, here’s what you missed” sum-up.
– Sir John’s voice is gravelly 👏 as 👏 fuck; also, I don’t think that the phrase “to sugar-coat it” was a common 1840s expression? Correct me if I’m wrong history folks.
– Crozier shows up to give his “we should start walking out now” speech, minus any passion or conviction whatsoever; he bends immediately to Franklin’s whims. Crozier’s voice is quite high-pitched, and Sir John pronounces his name “Crow-zee-eyy.” (Update: everyone pronounces it this way!!! Uhmmm!) Though I struggle to judge accents, Crozier’s Irish accent sounds... leprechaun-ish. It’s not Jared Harris by a long mile.
– Not gonna lie, I kind of love how much Fitzjames sounds like a posh bastard. He immediately gets into a one-sided shouting match with Crozier and has to be reprimanded by Franklin.
– Lieutenant Irving appears on the scene; I don’t know what Irving’s accent is, but it sure is something.
– All of the officers seem to currently be on the same ship for some reason but I don’t know why. We’ve met Sir John, Crozier, Fitzy, and Irving, and Gore’s been mentioned, as have doctors Peddie and Stanley. And they’re all in the same boat. Guess we’re just ignoring Terror for now?
– Franklin begins narrating as he writes in the log-book: “11th June, 1847.” Oh BOY guess what day it is!!
– RIP Franklin (surprise, surprise). We have no real idea yet how this has happened.
– Fitzjames, talking to Sir John’s mysterious corpse: “Captain, what could have done this to you?”
– Fitzjames: “We have a killer loose on this ship” (Fitz gets ALL the best lines, apparently. Do they make sense? No. Are they hilarious? Yes.)
– Irving is shockingly nonchalant when the Doctor and Christine appear from nowhere out on the ice. Why is Irving so chill when he thinks that these two people are the lone survivors of a DIFFERENT failed expedition?
– Fitz apparently has refused to let Crozier start the walk-out after Franklin died. (Um, that’s not how the chain of command works?)
– We learn that Beechey-boy Braine apparently died of sudden-onset-scurvy. What is sudden-onset-scurvy, you ask? We do not yet know.
– Irving, happily describing their recent course of action: “...Ignoring the advice of our ships’ ice masters...” Oh god Irving don’t sound so happy about that. Blanky’s going to take an ice-axe to your head. (Tragically, Blanky does not appear in this show.)
– Lieutenant Gore has ALSO died of sudden-onset-scurvy. RIP Graham Gore.
– Is the Doctor going to focus on the existence of sudden-onset-scurvy? No, we’re gonna hyperfixate on the high officers-to-crew death rate! And he’s going to infodump about officers’ privileges TO Irving, an officer, and muse about how odd it is that more officers than crew are dying when the officers get all the best food!
– Fitz, the “proper English officer” apparently has managed to get about half the men to refuse to follow the orders of their expedition commander, because he happens to be Irish. Babe, this is a really bad look!
– Irving, our good Christian Irving, just swore “By Jove” in a weirdly sexy voice.
– Tozer has Extreme Deep Voice.
– Irving: “There’s something odd about them I just don’t trust.” Why on earth wouldn’t you trust two strangers who wandered up to you on the ice and asked if you were “human,” John Irving? What’s “odd” about that?
– The Doctor only remembers that he does actually know the events of the Franklin expedition after he reads the entire Victory Point Note.
– Irving has suddenly decided to threaten to shoot the Doctor and his companion. Irving promptly gets attacked.
* jarring transition to triumphant Doctor Who music *
Episode 2
– The ~mysterious~ attack on Irving has left weird wounds on Irving’s neck. I’m calling it, Ice Vampires!
– We have an Edward Little appearance! His voice is so sweet and gentle! And then... “I’ll have Sergeant Tozer shoot you both where you stand!” Okay, maybe not... (Update: Little is, in fact, very awful to several people. As we will see, all of the lieutenants and marines swing between weirdly nonchalant dudes and trigger-happy maniacs.)
– Tozer just punched the Doctor’s lights out, unprompted.
– Crozier: “Good old John Peddie... he’s like a brother to me.” Well THAT’S not a friendship I expected.
– So Dr. Peddie has brought a young Inuit woman in to Crozier’s cabin to have a “lovely chat.” Awkward book!Crozier/Silna energies. The woman’s name is Liak. She speaks with a vaguely Spanish and/or Italian accent.
– Liak: “I have been with my tribe. They would not allow me to come back to see you.” / Crozier: “Why? It’s not because of Fitzjames is it?”
– (It’s not because of Fitzjames. It’s because of evil spirits, obviously.)
– The Doctor, once they get back to the ships, explaining to the higher officers what’s happened: “Mr. Tozer got all excited and could no longer restrain his Neanderthal-like impulse to start clubbing things.” Boy this by show is NOT for Tozer fans. (Note: Tozer is standing right there? In the room? When the Doctor says this?)
– The Doctor just dropped an f-bomb?????????? And not as an expression of shock, but a hard-core sexual use of the f-bomb. Literally, he said “you can let Tozer fuck me again” – did I mishear this????????????
– Irving’s dying words: “I was attacked by a large silver creature with claws!” Wait did Dan Simmons rip off a fan-made 2005 Doctor Who Audio Drama?
– RIP Irving, first confirmed victim of “Tuunbaq the First.”
– Fitzjames is SO racist, throwing around a lot of “savage” and “barbarian” words. Why are you letting this man walk all over you, Crozier?
– Crozier: the first person who has the correct reaction to two weirdos appearing on his boat (aka shock and surprise, rather than worrying nonchalance followed by unprompted extreme aggression.)
– Fitzjames literally laughed after being informed that Irving is dead. (Like Crozier’s bad Raft of the Medusa joke, but SO MUCH WORSE.)
– RIP Ice Master Reid, actual first confirmed kill of “Tuunbaq pre-Tuunbaq,” several weeks ago, apparently??
– Okay so Fitz here is obviously meant to be a horrible person, but I have to acknowledge that he’s making a few good points: (1) the Doctor has admitted that he has a “sailable” ship, and it’s pretty rude of him to not even explain why he’s unwilling to help these dying men, and (2) it’s been bothering me the whole episode that the Doctor hasn’t been calling officers by their titles, and frankly, I do think Fitz is within his rights to demand the Doctor call him “Captain Fitzjames” rather than “Mr. Fitzjames” on Fitz’s own ship. Like, it’s not that hard.
– The Doctor’s first example of “ways the Franklin crew could mess up the time stream” is the insane scenario: “what if one of them married the mother of Winston Churchill.”
– The “Tuunbaq: The Prequel” can talk!!!!!! “Hello meat!!!” it says, gleefully.
– Tozer is just the fucking most. He punched the Doctor AGAIN.
– Crozier just “Mr. Fitzjames”ed Fitz!! And Fitz backed down! Crozier finally grew a spine! Just in time to decide to commandeer the Doctor’s ship.
– The Doctor’s ship inevitably disappears before it can be commandeered. Because of course. (Things and people disappear and get transported to different places and later times all through these episodes for timey~wimey~reasons.)
Episode 3
– A conversation between the two named female characters (Liak and the Doctor’s companion Christine)! What will they talk about? ...Their dead fathers. Ah. Hmm.
– This show is not sophisticated enough to handle a “white man’s disease killed my father” subplot. And yet, Liak’s father died of TB he contracted from the white men. I’m *worried*
– To help Liak overcome the superstitious antagonism of her “tribe” after her father’s death, Crozier apparently gave a bunch of food to the Inuit, which is an... interesting take. (One Irishman’s grand gesture fixes racism!)
– Magical Inuit shaman powers are only inherited through the male line (The racism and sexism in this is palpable.)
– So “Tuunbag Episode I: Revenge of the the Tuunbaq” is actually a larger coalition of aliens, run by a being called “Matriarx.” Can we decide whether woman are powerless victims or power-hungry monsters, please? Both is just greedy.
– RIP Strong (another tragic case of the triple threat: sudden onset scurvy, lead poisoning, AND Tuunbaq attack)
– Wait WAIT the Tuunbaq gave Strong the lead poisoning AND the scurvy by biting his neck and sucking his blood, stealing nutrients and leaving lead in their place: Ice Vampires!! I called it!!!
– Groups of people Fitz has verbally degraded: the Irish, the Inuit, all women, and now “common folk.”
Episode 4
– Le Vesconte’s first lines! He sounds like a Boy Scout, by which I mean he sounds about 16, and has an American accent? Also, Fitz pronounces his name “Leh-vay-cont”
– An AB named “Seeley” is writing an account of the events that are happening, perhaps as this show’s version of Bridgens and/or Peglar? Also Fitz is REALLY opposed to Seeley writing this, because Fitz hates “common folk” that much, apparently?
– RIP Seeley, we hardly knew ye.
– Major episode events: the walk-out begins, leaving Terror and Erebus just as the boats slip into another dimension because of alien reasons (this didn’t age well, now that we have the shipwrecks). Also, there’s an Inuit woman who is in league with the cybernetic-alien-Tuunbaq-vampires.
Episode 5
– As soon as the walk-out begins, the cybernetic-alien-Tuunbaq-vampires begin attacking.
– Boy Scout Le Vesconte: “I have an idea! If bullets won’t stop them maybe an axe will!” I mean, this is stupid enough for our Dundy, but he follows it up with “Murderers! I’ll hack you to pieces!” and rushes them like a child and has to be rescued. (Also Crozier is way WAY more concerned for Le Vesconte than Fitz is, though Fitz leaps into the rescue effort and Crozier... does not do that. He’s doing a lot of standing on the sidelines and bemoaning his dying men.)
– Peddie is basically just Crozier’s all-purpose lieutenant at this point. Little and Hodgson whomst?
– Le Vesconte, Fitz, and Tozer get struck by lightning WHILE fighting the Tuunbaq, and some Frankenstein stuff seems to happen, because Fitz now has the munchies. But like, the ominous munchies.
– Le Vesconte’s in something like a coma. The dumb boy-scout.
– While explaining why the Netsilik have legends about these aliens as “evil spirits,” the Doctor implies that errors in the historical record happen “especially” in oral traditions. Can we stop insulting the Inuit oral historians please?
– The cybernetic-vampire-aliens can mind-control their victims sometimes. Calling it now: Fitzjames is under the mind-control already.
– Liak is revealed to possibly be in cahoots with the aliens, because she has a necklace that her sister gave her that’s actually an alien tracker.
– Fitzjames, upon learning that Liak may be in league with aliens, attempts to physically kill her with his bare hands, and has to be restrained.
– Crozier hears murmurs about mutiny, and assigns this poor Marine named Hopcraft to find out more about the mutiny and report back to him. Next morning: RIP Hopcraft, first victim of the “we’re knifing each other” stage of events (aka this show’s Irving.)
Episode 6
– Lieutenant Little, who got separated from Fitzjames and Crozier, tries to comfort ship’s boy Chambers, whose use of the term “panic attacks” is a little anachronistic; a small gripe in the grand scheme of things.
– The Tuunbaq-aliens attack Little’s camp and wipe them all out, leaving Little to the last. Edward Little, a British Christian naval officer in the 1840s, gasps out “I’ll see you in Hades” as his dying words. (Someone write me Little/Irving neo-pagan fanfic for this mess?)
– The Doctor is playing detective, trying to solve Hopcraft’s death. He finds footprints, and both Liak and Tozer are missing.
– The Doctor calls attention to Tozer’s “enormous feet.” Weird.
– We have our first cannibalism! Perpetrated by Tozer, and uhhhh oh great we’re eating Dr. MacDonald for dinner tonight.
– Le Vesconte woke up from his coma just in time to brain Tozer to death.
– The Doctor: “There were no women’s bones at any of the sites [of the lost expedition remains]” that’s a hilarious comment given that one study suggesting as many as four female skeletons.
– RIP Le Vesconte, from his wounds, offscreen!! Nooo!!
– Tozer (and Fitzjames, and a few others), because they all got struck by the lightning, now have Frankenstein’s cannibalism curse. They all hunger for human flesh.
– Fitzjames is now a sneaky murderer-cannibal who manages to gain Crozier’s trust before turning around and trying to butcher him. As least my evil boy is smart?
Episode 7
– The big bad reveal: it’s Liak’s secret evil sister! (Just like Season 4 of Sherlock!) She’s been helping the Tuunbaq-aliens the whole time because she hates white men! Because they gave her dad TB and one of them broke her heart! Thanks, it’s bad!
– The Tuunbaq-aliens eat Liak’s sister anyway because they do not care.
– Liak, Crozier, the Doctor, and Christine are left to defeat the Tuunbaq-aliens.
– Fitz feels a little bad about eating people I guess? Also Fitz is “weak” and can’t resist his hunger and all those fun tropes.
Episode 8
– Fitzjames gets a redemption arc via heroic self-sacrifice narrative, complete with death via horrid gurgling. “He sacrificed himself in a last act of humanity.”
– The Doctor agrees to give Crozier a lift to somewhere a bit further south, on the assumption that Crozier will settle down with Liak and live with some “tribe” of other Inuit people that neither of them have ever met.
– There’s a parting joke about Crozier enjoying drinking wine that did NOT age well.
And that’s all, folks! Hope you... enjoyed?
#the terror#the terror amc#terrorposting#not putting a dw tag here#because im being really mean about this#and if you're a fan of the dwad i'm sorry#not my jam but whatever makes you happy#franklin expedition fictions#just to be safe#cannibalism cw#murder cw#sexism cw#racism cw#fitzjames abuse cw#they butchered my boy
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Hello lovely humans!
I am here today doing this because I have bouts of free time, plus tomorrow off, and the Eagles are doing fairly well so I’m just writing and doing things and was thinking ‘I want to make some asethetics’ but what of? I DONT KNOW! LOL! So, I figured, let’s come here and ask around! :) This is inspired by the post @julianneday1701 did for her own OC from her fic that she is doing with @adamantiumdragonfly , Under the Banner, and I just loved the entire idea so much and decided to do one of my own!!
Send me ANY NAME(S) YOU WISH! And I will create an asethetic + provide a quote (if there is one) for the pairing! :D
for example: natia filipska + george luz (asethetic and quote)
or
for example: agent mortem (asethetic and quote)
Names you can gladly choose from!
Natia Filipska
Klimeck Filipska
Ryzshard Filipski
Kaja Wozniak
Felicjan Morawski
Cezar Iskra
Dwad Pilecki
Angelika Nowak
Franciszek Zielinski
Zofia Mazur
Jozef
Anouk
Saskia
Zdzich de Ville
Agent Mortem
ANY BoB Boy (officers, enlisted, etc...)
(and as always with tags, feel free to ignore, i just like to tag the normal taglist incase you guys want to participate!!)
tags: @jamie506101 @sunnyshifty @alienoresimagines @vintagelavenderskies @julianneday1701 @huenoclue @liebegott @hellitwasyoufirstsergeant @sunflowerchuck @punkgeekchic @tvserie-s-world @wecomrades @adamantiumdragonfly @easy-company-tradition @stressedinadress @immrsronaldspeirs @pxpeyewynn @rogue-sunday @jalapeno-peaches-andhersheybars @legally-devorak @lovingunderratedcharacters @gecrgemackays @curraheewestandalone @sgtxliptonsx86 @alejodi0nysus @mrsalwayswrite
(sorry if u got a double tag for this LOL tumblrs being annoying again 😅)
#band of brothers#landslide#bob fic#natia filipska#asethetics#quotes#asethetics + quotes#band of brothers fandom#band of brothers fic#just some fun that i figured i’d put out incase u wanted to participate
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I want that domestic drabble for the Constantine al Ghuls + lazytown instead of Sesame Street though cause like alchemy baking what's the difference
“you got to do the cooking by the book you know you can’t be lazy... “Alexis and Damian sung at the top of their lungs drawing while John was mixing some concoction.
Talia had just finished her bath and stood by the doorway watching them in silence happy to not be noticed, to simply enjoy that moment of domesticity of her husband so unafraid to carry on his duties while their rugrats played at his feet.
“I wan hewp-” Alexis tugged at John’s sleeve peering at the counter of ingredients and was given salt, red brickdust and holy water to whisk to a thick paste while their second son was too occupied drawing on John’s jeans with Crayola markers. Alexis, a spitting image of her father with blonde hair, blue eyes and the attitude to match was already curious about her daddy’s fascinating toys and eagerly whisked the bowl.
Damian was the quietest of the three usually but Alexis had a habit of coaxing on her two brothers into her mischief, at six years old he could already read small books with little aid, he was going to be a genius they just knew it now happily drawing a picture of their father, mother, his siblings sat on a roof drinking lemonade with some odd creature.
Their daughter handed back the bowl of badly mixed paste and poked John at the back of the knee to point to her mom spying on them .
If only Talia had a camera to immortalize the scene, well at least of their children seeing as John was notorious for drawing out the occult even in pictures.
“Dwad took us to th’ Nines agwain!” she exclaimed excited blonde hair even blonder from the sulfuric ashes whipping her hair. “It was rweally fun. We saw a puppy.It was twiiis big” Alexis mused extending her hands fully and Talia was noticing a distinct accent rising in her tongue with the prolonged exposure to her father.
“It measured 5.7 feet from head to tail actually” Damian corrected peering over his drawing pad.
“Sounds fun. I’m jealous-” Talia kissed his cheek and John put down his ingredients to sweep her into a kiss inappropriate for the eyes of children causing all three to loudly yell eeeew and Alexis thought it funny to cover her parent’s backs with the red paste. That would show them for being icky.
tagging @thedemonconstantine sorry this is pants I wanted to write it before jumping in the shower and rushed a little xD
#thedemonconstantine#v:its a nice day for a red wedding#v:the path chosen (marriage verse)#blizzardmuses#;;writing prompts (one shot/drabble)#i dont write accents so forgive me for leaving John very silent xD#AS IF I WAS JUST GONNA WRITE THEM WATCHING LAZY TOWN PFAB
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A gh0st concept
Me blabbering on abt my kid im sorry i can't put a readmore on mobile hgggggh
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In life, gh0st was very very!! Uncomfortable with their gender presentation and being the baby gay they were, living in the time they were, they were extremely scared of experimenting with clothing and their gender expression. Gh0st enjoys "girly" / more traditionally femme-aligned clothing, but they had a lot of inner turmoil and worries about being a "fake" because they still enjoyed things like dresses and skirts (being afab and nonbinary) and due to their untimely end, they weren't able to discover resources and build a support system in life.
BUT!!!
IN death, they were able to learn much more about gender, identity, and themself as a whole!! In a much safer environment (due to being a spirit without corporeal form) and in death they finally gain the confidence to wear the skirts and dresses that their living counterpart abstained from.
Though!!
At first, they were of course very hesitant to begin experimenting with their spectral wardrobe.
HeliX, in an attempt to help his friend feel more comfortable, offered to wear what basically equated to "matching outfits" with them. He doesn't have any qualms with wearing stereotypically "femme" clothing i.e.: dresses, skirts, etc. since hes literally lived tgrough countless eras where it was the norm for people of all identities to wear pretty much dresses and other such things.
So a mental note for a comic idea later, a conversation between the two beforehand:
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Gh0st, apprehensive: "but like, you're a guy right?"
HeliX: "yeah?"
Gh0st: "wouldn't you be uncomfortable?? Not to mention, I'm dwad, no one can see me, but they could see you. What if someone said something? *beginning to panic* what if someone DID SOMETHING?!!"
HeliX, deadpan: "ok 1. I've lived through countless eras where skirts and the like were the norm for guys. 2. Im six foot three, built like a tank, i cant feel pain and i cant die. No one would be able to hurt me even if they tried. 3. You're my friend and if it helps you feel more comfortable with yourself, id gladly wear the frilliest of skirts and bows. Ill go the whole nine yards. Youre way more important than some jerk with a complex. Plus clothes dont have a gender and neither do you so there"
Gh0st, genuinely touched: "awww that's so sweet??"
HeliX, dead serious: "ok but i draw the line at heels though. I can't walk worth hell in them. Its awful im about as graceful as a newborn giraffe."
Gh0st, holding back a snicker: "noted."
#hell yeah world building#squids kids#gender identity#gh0sts journey of self discovery and cute clothes#gh0st#long post#ill draw it eventually
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