#sorry I don't hate the ship but seeing Mako with anyone else hurts

[little-lion-man-self-ships]

The lack of merchandise for Roadhog makes me very sad.

[junkercrush]

If you're still taking requests, how bout Roadhog with a virgin fem s/o having sex for the first time, he's so scared he'll hurt her so he takes it fairly easy but she wants it harder??? You don't have to do this, I apologize if it's an absurd request.

Dear @aprincessofwar​,

This request is absolutely NOT absurd! It’s been an excellent writing workout for me. 

I’ve written your request assuming it was going to be around 1,500 words at least. Guess what? The rough draft was over 8,000 words. Here’s a teaser:

“I like it rough.” You whispered. Mako stopped fiddling with your nipples.

“Are you sure?” Hog was genuinely concerned. “I’m big, you know? I can’t—”

“I can take it.” You stopped him. “If it hurts, I’ll tell you.”

Mako groaned. You weren’t sure if he was disappointed or aroused. He removed his hand from under your sweater and wrapped it around your neck. You felt his grip steadily getting tighter around you. “Do you like this?”

You nodded in silence. The Hog’s face was closer to you now. “I’ll make it good for you then.”

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So what I’m going to do is post a chapter every day until the end (or else this will be a terribly long response letter lol). Here’s the first one. Enjoy! :-)

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“Rough”

NSFW (eventually)

Roadhog x Virgin! Fem Reader

Words: 965

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CHAPTER ONE

You know what’s hot? Watching your 7’3,’’ powerhouse-built boyfriend beat the shit out of your enemies.

You were sweltering under the Brazilian heat. Tied to a rickety lawn chair, you watched Mako as TALON soldiers tried to take him out. They all sucked. One tried to sneak up on your man with a machete only for Mako to snatch it away and jab him with it. The would-be machete assassins crumpled to the floor, coughing up blood.

Mako finally turned towards you and waved his blood hook in the air. “I’m coming!” He shouted as more TALON soldiers gathered around him. Everything was going to be okay, you knew that.

You volunteered to be the kidnap victim, so Overwatch can track their hidden location in the Amazon jungle. You had enough of TALON, tired of their shit. Because of them, you haven’t had spent enough quality time with Mako.

When was the last time you had a vacation with your dear Hog? Last spring? Two Christmas seasons ago? Fuck.

KA-BOOM!

Finally, the reinforcements came in. Junkrat zoomed into the warehouse, driving a flaming jeep, running a few TALON soldiers over. Mei was sitting beside him, screaming. Winston was in the back, repeatedly screaming they should get out of the burning vehicle.

“It’s just a little fire,” Junkrat said.

Winston punched the roof off the jeep. He escaped with Junkrat and Mei before the vehicle exploded.

Jeez, it was really getting crazy over here. Would someone get you out already?

“Damn Overwatch.” A raspy-voiced man growled behind you. You couldn’t see who it was, but you felt something cold and hard on the back of your head. It was a gun. It hasn’t been your first time.

“Shit.” You hissed.

“GET DOWN!” Mako roared as you heard him swipe the solider away with his hook. All you could hear after that was Hog beating the man to death until his skull cracked.

“I’m coming, sweetie,” Mako said with a more gentle voice. He finally released from your ropes and scooped you up into his arms like you were a baby.

“Thank you, Hog.” You sighed and kissed the side of his neck.

“Did those assholes hurt you? Sorry, we were running behind. TALON surprised attacked us at our camp.”

“It’s fine, it’s fine. Let’s get out of here. I’m hot and starving.”

Mako laughed and carried out the warehouse.  A dropship landed just in time for you to escape. Winston, Junkrat, and Mei joined afterward.

“Mei!” You moved towards Mei and gave her a big hug. “When did you come in? I thought you had lab business.”

Mei rolled her eyes and giggled. “I had a call for some extra help.” She glanced over at Junkrat, busy chatting up with Mako.

“Wait,” You grabbed Mei’s shoulders and moved her closer to you. “Are you serious?”

“What do you mean?”

You started making sexual hand gestures Mei could understand.

“(Y/N), please!” Mei squeaked, holding your hands down.

“How long has this been going on?”

Mei swallowed nervously, looking down at her huge snow boots. Gosh, how could she wear winter gear in this muggy jungle heat?

“For a while?”

“A while?”

“Can we talk about it later?”

You smiled. “Sure.” Mei was such a sweet cinnamon roll, and you loved teasing her sometimes. But still, Junkrat? You thought she hated his entire existence.

You watched as Angela approached Mako as he was cleaning his hook. “Do you need a doctor?” She asked.

Mako looked over at his bleeding shoulder and squeezed a bullet out. Angela flinched as he gave the bullet to her. “Thanks.” He said.

Angela shook her head, placed the bullet aside, and tended to his wound. Mako nodded towards you, and you blew a kiss back at him.

You snuggled into your seat and listened to the humming ship. You glanced down at the jungle below out of your window.

It was time for you to go somewhere without having to blow somebody’s brains out or watch Mako beat somebody into a bloody pulp. Honestly, you liked watching him a little too much.

You closed your eyes and bit your lower lip as you imagined yourself back at the warehouse tied up again. This time, there were no pesky TALON soldiers.

Mako busted in, heavy-breathing. He stomps towards you, stands over you menacingly, and rips the ropes off with his hook. He doesn’t stop there, he proceeds to shred your clothes off. You don’t mind. You want the Hog, you were craving the beast in him.

“(Y/N)? (Y/N)!”

You winced as you were taken back to reality. Mako was sitting beside you, holding a water bottle and a small bag in front of you. “You need to eat.”

“Oh, thanks.” You sighed and pecked your boyfriend’s mask. He petted your head.

You loved sweet Hog, but you wanted more. Where was the Beast? How could you unleash him? How could you tell Roadhog? Besides, you were a virgin. You know Mako was going to treat you like a princess porcelain doll.

God, there was so much to think about. Who could help you? Not Hana. She’s a bit of a blabbermouth.

Maybe Angela? She’s a friend, but it feels a bit awkward talking to your doctor about first-time sex.

You glanced over to a tickled Mei sitting beside Junkrat. He had one arm around her and one hand on her knee.

Maybe Mei could help you. You knew her the longest out of anyone in Overwatch. You knew each other’s secrets, and Mei was surely getting some.

Mei turned to you and flashed a quick wicked grin. Oh, Mei. All you could do now was eat your food and cuddle against Mako all the way back to headquarters.

                                   END OF CHAPTER ONE

---> CHAPTER TWO