#sometimes its worst because he's a billionaire she's known a grand total of FIFTEEN DAYS
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Feyre played for time, biting the already beginning to disintegrate cardboard straw in her iced matcha. Feyre didn’t like green tea. Had been known to proclaim on many immoderate occasions that it tasted like grass, mournful that pretty tea latte colors couldn’t be worked into her grid without waste.
“Lucien always likes the omelets,” Elain pointed out, sunny. Nesta could hear the leather toe of her flats taping the floor. “We could split one?” Feyre shook her head, setting back down the undrunk tea. “I’m not eating animal products. No sugar, no carbs, no coffee, no nightshades, no seed oils.” Nesta’s normally very healthy blood pressure skyrocketed in a way she could quite literally feel. “Seed oils?” An open handed gesture toward the matcha, slowly separating as the ice melted under bright California sunshine. “I’m on a cleanse!” She hopped up, catching the strap of her heart-shaped purse from the back of her chair, “Just running to the bathroom. Can you order me the kale kiwi protein smoothie? Thanks!” The dark surface of Nesta’s coffee held no answers, but she gazed into it anyway. Three inches of liquid was about enough for a human being to drown in, theoretically. “Do you think,” Elain was laughing, hushed, horror needing a sheer output, “That she knows almond milk has almond oil in it?” Nesta heaved a sigh, tilting back in her chair. “Do nuts count as seeds?” Hibiscus, darkly red and dreamy violet blue provided cover for the tables, trellis arched into a whole porch overhead. Feyre’s favorite restaurant, all day brunch. Feyre’s favorite foods. For her birthday eight months before, she’d eaten a waffle made out of bacon. “Maybe she’s pivoting into wellness content?” Elain asked, hysteria reeled in.
#the way this fic makes my brain PURR#Nesta Archeron voice: YOU HAVE A LIVER? KIDNEYS? COOL THERE'S YOUR CLEANSE#THE REAL DANGER IS WEIGHT CYCLING CAUSING LONG TERM DAMAGE TO YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH FOOD#Feyre as an influencer is literally maybe one of my favorite things I've ever come up with#not Fey a few thousand words later hiding from her wedding planner/best friend Mor to inhale a burrito#my god we are talking about allll kinds of fuckery in this one#it IS A sexy love story#(yes I'm hording the Tarquin content for The Reveal)#but also?#a hating certain flavors of rich people story#a pointing out that weddings make people crazy story#also. very quietly. a story about carelessness vs compassion#A ROM COM FIRST AND FOREMOST HOWEVER#Nesta is three seconds from murder at all times#Elain ALSO is but she's trying#sometimes your sister decides to marry a guy nineteen years older than her and it's bad#sometimes its worst because he's a billionaire she's known a grand total of FIFTEEN DAYS#there are too many fires to put out frankly
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