#sometimes it's just ... a lot to take in fashionwise

[marimayscarlett]

Top 5 worst Richard outfits? 😈😈😈

You know, I love this man with all my heart but it's kind of sad that after I read your ask, I had instantly 3 outfits in my mind, over the span of maybe 5 seconds. So this says a lot of his fashion sense off stage

No particular order, because let's face it, these are all hideous and acid attacks on our retinas (Richard I love you :*)

We start tamely in this gig tonight with an outfit some might disagree on, but I just... can't bring myself to like his cyborg/outer space/serving cunt-outfit, it looks uncomfortable for his boobies and just...looks like a medical corsett:

Now we get saucy: His outfit at the premiere of "Rammstein in America". The outfit itself is giving cute hot topic goth, but as an ensemble with his haircut it's just unfortunate:

His 'pattern from old 70s eastern european curtain-shirt-phase', and then on top of everything the whole thing is apparently made out of satin???:

Of course, this fucking abomination (I call this his 'reassuring good luck-travel-outfit', just to have an explanation for it):

Not so much the outfit (totally normal, good looking stage outfit, eventhough I'm not the biggest fan of those sleeve things), but that hair was truly a hate crime:

And the hair cut in combination with this fucking Where's Waldo shirt is just awful, like my dude, we know now where Waldo is, but where's your fashion sense? The troops are still out searching

Conclusion: