#sometimes baseball makes me SO mad I don't understand HOW it's my favorite sport

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[eldritchsurveys]

1218.

Are any of your friendships on a fine line? .

If I search your room, will I find birth control? >> You don't really have to search. It's right here on my nightstand.

Do you expect any of your ex’s to call or text you? .

Have you ever witnessed a birth? >> Animal ones. Where’s your favorite place to be when you feel depressed? >> The Configuration. Outworld, I guess I just prefer to be in my room. Which is where I usually prefer to be anyway.

Are you currently looking forward to tomorrow? >> Not particularly. Nothing special is happening tomorrow.

When was the last time you held someone’s hand? .

Have you ever faked sick? >> I have never done this.

Do you wear hoodies to bed? >> I've done it before, especially in the winter since we can't afford to properly heat this place.

Are you currently wearing jeans? >> I am not.

Do you buy eggnog around the holidays? >> If I remember. I do love a good eggnog.

Have you gone to a coffee shop within the past week? >> I have not.

Would you like to be able to read thoughts? >> I would not.

Are you often the last one to understand a joke? >> Not often.

Your first black eye: Did you give it or get it? >> I don't think I've ever had one, and I've certainly never given anyone one.

Do you think baseball is a dying professional sport in America? >> I don’t know, and I definitely don’t care.

Does playing the guitar make a guy more attractive? >> I think artistic skill is generally attractive, but even if I’m attracted to the skill level or the virtuosity of the player, that’s no guarantee I’ll be attracted to the player as well.

Have you ever slept in a tent, indoors or out? >> I have. What does your hair look like at the moment? >> It looks like a buzzcut.

Are you mad right now? >> I am not. Who did you spend your summer with last year? .

Did you eat a cookie today? >> I haven't, but I might have a couple of lemon shortbread cookies later.

Have you heard of wreck this journal? >> I have, but not recently. Do they still make those?

Do you know any one who lives in California? >> I do.

Have you ever been told you were a good writer? >> I have.

What do you put on your baked potatoes? >> I don’t make baked potatoes.

Have you ever been on a farm? >> Sure. Last three texts on your phone are from? . What are you listening to? >> Nothing. Are you one to take naps? >> Occasionally. I do tend to get really sleepy in midday. Did you ever have braces? >> I did not.

Have you kissed anyone in the last five days? >> Not outworld.

Are you afraid of flying? >> Not at all, I love flying.

Do you have freckles? >> I do not.

Do you have plans for today? >> Just some gaming. Oh, and my laundry.

Would you rather date someone five years older or five years younger than you? .

Why aren’t you texting the last person you kissed? .

If you had to live off one type of fruit, which would you pick? .

What were you doing at 7:45AM this morning? >> I'd just gotten back from my walk, and the next thing I did after I changed clothes was get some cereal and put Frasier on to watch an episode whilst eating said cereal. So, one of those things. What was the last thing you drank? >> Black tea.

Where did you get the shirt you’re wearing? >> It's just an undershirt, it came in a pack from like Target or Meijer.

Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow? . How often do you drink Monster? >> Never.

Are you easy to get along with? >> I suppose that depends on the disposition of the person trying to get along with me.

Are you short? >> In comparison to some people, sure.

Can you ever get enough of mac ‘n’ cheese? >> I most certainly can get enough of it. I'm really particular about mac and cheese, I don't like most varieties.

Are you allergic to nuts or dairy products? >> I am not.

Do you have trust issues? >> Something like that.

Is there someone you want to let go of? .

Do you think age matters in relationships? >> Sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn’t.

Has anyone ever called the cops on you? >> Not on me specifically, no.

How old are you? >> 37. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? >> I did not.

Do you go to church every Sunday? >> I don't go any Sundays. Can you recall the last time you liked someone? >> God, I would so love to know what this feels like... About a billion fictional crushes did come to mind, though. If anything, I'll always have those~

Do you like your height? >> I have no feelings about it. It's really unremarkable.

Is the last person of the opposite sex you texted single? .

Could you go a week without brushing your teeth? >> I don't think so, that would feel and taste and look so awful. What day is it? >> Thursday. Are you usually awake at midnight? >> Ideally not. The firecracker fervour has finally died down, so now I'm back to being asleep before midnight, thank the fucking gods. Does it get really cold where you live? >> Not recently. The climate here has kind of flattened out in recent years; milder winters, milder summers. Although, of course, winter is still too damn cold for me personally.

When you get home from school / work do you change into your pjs right away? >> I change clothes whenever I get home from anywhere.

Have you ever been peer pressured to smoke pot? >> People did try to peer-pressure me into it, but it just doesn't work that way for me. When I did eventually try it, it was just out of curiosity.

Have you ever played the game Sims 3? >> Sure.

What is the temperature currently in the town you live in? >> 69° (nice) Fahrenheit (20° C).

Do you ever actually drink milk alone? >> I don't.

If you don’t have one already, would you consider getting an iPhone? >> I have no interest in iPhones.

What year were you born in? >> 1987.

[hanniejji]

TAGS UWU

So I was tagged three times and since I wasn't able to do it on my phone I had to do it on my computer lmao anyway I got tagged by my sweet cakes(@hyunjinsgiggle ), the sunshine (@felegs ), and this cutie (@stayuwu ) this is going to be long btw im sorry and the ending is very depressing ignore it

Bold Tag

Rules: bold the ones that apply to you!

Appearance:

I’m over 5'5 / I wear glasses/contacts / I have blonde hair / I wear sweatshirts a lot / I prefer loose clothing to tight clothing / I have one or more piercings / I have at least one tattoo / I have blue eyes / I have dyed or highlighted my hair / I have gotten plastic surgery / I have or had braces / I sunburn easily / I have freckles / I paint my nails / I typically wear makeup / I don’t often smile / I am pleased with how I look / I prefer Nike to Adidas / I wear baseball hats backwards

Hobbies and talents:

I play a sport / I can play an instrument / I am artistic / I know more than one language / I have won a trophy in some sort of competition / I can cook or bake without a recipe / I know how to swim / I enjoy writing / I can do origami / I prefer movies on TV shows / I can execute a perfect somersault / I enjoy singing / I could survive in the wild on my own / I have read a new book series this year / I enjoy spending time with friends / I travel during school or work brakes / I can do a handstand

Experiences:

I have had my first kiss / I have gotten drunk / I have told a crush I like them / I have traveled outside of the country / I have flown on an airplane / I have stayed awake for more than 48 hours / I have had a near-death experience / I have caught something on fire / I have performed in a talent show / I have shot a gun / I have been on TV / I have gone scuba diving / I have broken a bone / I have slow-danced / I have gone on a shopping spree

Relationships:

I am in a relationship / I have been single for over a year / I have a crush / I have a best friend I have known for over ten years / my parents are together / I have dated my best friend / I am adopted / my crush have confessed to me / I have had a long-distance relationship / I am an only child / I give advice to my friends / I have made an online friend / I met up with someone I have met online

Aesthetics:

I have heard the ocean in a conch shell / I have watched the sun rise / I enjoy rainy days / I have slept under the stars / I meditate outside / the sound of chirping calms me / I enjoy the smell of the beach / I know what snow tastes like / I listen to music to fall asleep / I enjoy thunderstorms / I enjoy cloud watching / I have attended a bonfire / I pay close attention to colors / I find mystery in the ocean / I enjoy hiking on nature paths / Autumn is my favorite season

Miscellaneous:

I can fall asleep in a moving vehicle / I am the mom friend / I live by a certain quote / I like the smell of sharpies / I am involved in extracurricular activities/ I enjoy Mexican food / I can drive stick-shift / I have memorized an entire song in a day / I believe in true love / I dream up scenarios to fall asleep / I sing in the shower / I wish I lived in a video game / I have a canopy above my bed / I am Multi-racial / I am a redhead / I own at least three dogs / I am LGBR

I'm about to answer 33 questions wow I feel like I'm on an examination

11 questions tag

by sweet cakes:

1. what is your fashion sense?

I have a lot of styles depending on the weather or my mood. I mostly do the sweater/jacket + high waisted shorts hehe or turtle neck + shorts + cardigan/jacket. when I'm lazy, which is always, I wear an oversize hoodie and shorts and the occasional cap hihi I have a weird sense of fashion

2. what is your favourite season?

I like rainy, or windy. any is fine as long as I don't sweat like hell adfaslsja I hate summer

3. if you could go on holiday anywhere, where?

I love going to beaches but tbh anywhere with good views is fine, it doesn't matter since the most important thing for me is that I get the experience and take lots of photos if they have a lot of delicious foods then that's better oof

4. what is one quote you live by?

"learn to stand on your own feet" has a very special place in my heart

5. would you ever get a tattoo, and if so, what and where?

I would want a snowflake, because we're not alone falling down

6. what is your favourite song at the minute?

at the moment, it's nobody knows by youngjae and fine by yugyeom ✨✨

7. what is one album you would listen to for the rest of your life?

I still listen to Linkin Park songs because of the meaningful and relatable lyrics

8. what is your favourite memory from the last year?

it has to be the one time my mom said she's proud of me :')

9. what is one regret you have?

not being able to make friends easily :'( I find it hard to do

10. would you change aforementioned regret?

maybe :'(

11. if you could have any food in the world to eat right now, what would it be?

How dare you make me choose I can't possibly choose between different varieties of foods :'( fries, frappe, and shawarma w/o cucumber pls

by sunshine 🌞

1. what’s one thing that helps you relax?

probably sleeping with soft background music

2. what’s your favorite novel and author?

I'd rather poetry :') sea of strangers by lang leav is amazing

3. are you an affectionate person? if so, how do you show affection?

I'm more like the closet affectionate person hehe but when I'm tired or sleepy I get clingy a lot but I'm mostly through small actions, I'm not comfortable with saying "I miss you" or whatever unless I'm typing them

4. are you an early bird or a night owl?

totally a night owl

5. if you’re comfortable with it, do you have a song you connect to something or someone, and if so, what is it?

sorry by halsey, broken home by 5sos

6. if you could go back to a place you’ve been to before, where would it be?

the beach we went to last vacation :')

7. what does your favorite piece of clothing - that you own yourself - look like?

a very comfy oversized hoodie, it's black with front pocket, sweater paaaaws, and it has a small doodle of neptune on the back

8. who’s your bias and why?

bias? I don't know her

9. do you believe in luck and miracles?

yas, my aunt is actually a fortune teller? idk? but she knows a lot about those and spirits thing but since I have low self confidence I mostly sound like I don't believe in them

10. what’s your favorite type of decorations?

aesthetic and pastel colors ✨

11. do you prefer being outside or inside?

booooth

by cutie :

1. Are you a daydreamer? If so, what do you dream about?

sometimes I just space out without even realizing

2. What’s your favorite place in the world?

home

3. What’s home to you?

somewhere that no one can judge me, a safety place, a place where I can let loose and be comfortable and not give a care about anything

4. This is not a question but quote a vine.

"oh hell noOooOoOOoOooOooOO"

5. Grey’s anatomy or House?

what i don't watch any of these

6. Do you have any pets?

a lame excuse of a cat

7. What kind of friend are you? (You know, the mom friend, the meme friend, etc).

the mom friend, scolds you 25/8, gives advises everywhere, comforts you, takes things seriously, drops everything just to listen to you unless I'm in a very bad mood, sacrifices for you, boyfriend material (according to my friend), secretly soft, lazy but exerts effort when needed, randomly does weird things and dances to fortnite, supports you, but lowkey doesn't do the same for myself lol because I'm emo and you can hear me saying bad things about myself 27/10 and pushing you away lol

I don't share my food unless you're important lmao

8. Do you hate someone? If so, why?

fake peopleeee

9. What’s your dream job?

to be a journalism

10. What MCU character resembles you the most? (not physically, more like mentally and emotionally).

probably wanda

11. I won’t use this eleven question as an actual question, use your right to answer to this to talk about whatever the fuck you want. Rant, fangirl, talk about what you did today or yesterday or whatever. Just talk.

I just want to cry to someone but I don't have the heart to tell anyone, I don't know why but I get stressed so easily and that one time our nurse had a seminar and asked if anyone is depressed, I just want to raise my hand but I'm too scared someone will judge me and think of me as a weak person, like now, and she started this speech about how to beat depression and I just can't understand how is that going to work because it doesn't work on me. I'm getting tired of constantly getting sad for no reason and it's bothering my classmates and I hate bothering them I feel like I'm annoying so I kept these thoughts to myself. It's hard trying to avoid spacing out and being so quiet all of the sudden, I'm getting mad at myself for being pathetic and I did the "do" once because I was so desperate to feel something other than sadness and I couldn't even tell anyone and right now I feel like this rant I'm doing is bothering everyone I hate being like this :'(

I'm doooonneee hehehehe that took me like a long time and I should really sleep now :') I will reblog this with my 11 questions and tags because tumblr has limits ugh

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Things that @officialunitedstates has done because they don't like golf

Number 1

Judged people based on what they do and what they like (basically the thing that those fedoras do where they are mad cuz a girl likes star wars)

Number 2

Compares golf to cockfighting. Later they did the same with poaching.

Number 3

Doesn't understand that country clubs aren't the only place to play golf

(This one is more of a nitpick more than anything)

And number four my favorite one

Doesn't listen to people who they see as lesser, something that Trump does.

Why have they done these Things? Well it's quite simple. Golf is apparently evil because it:

Let's open this can of yams shall we?

-the "wasting" of land comes with all sports excluding table tennis

- not only is the sport open to anyone but caddies don't exist anymore. And it isn't for the hyper super rich and never has been. It's just expensive if you want to be a professional. If you want to play one game. It will cost 50 dollars at most which is the equivalent of a fancy dinner.

-"extreme waste of time" isn't evidence and is completely your opinion

-... How?

-I don't have a picture of this post but basically the premise is this

Sometimes when you work in business people will ask you to play golf with them so that they can distract you to buy something. This is a dick move but has nothing to do with golf. This same thing has been done with watching baseball and other things.

Oh also my father liked golf

He died of cancer 6 months ago

He didn't want to die because he wanted to watch me grow up and he wanted to play one last golf game with me but the doctors said he couldn't. He died of suffocation after the swelling in his throat from the tumors closed up his throat. He died in agony.

I loved my father and according to your logic. Because he liked golf. He deserved to die. Or at least that's what I presume from previous experience with your views on golf and the innocent people who play it

I don't usually say this to people I disagree with because I believe to respect everyone opinion. But I'll make an exception for you cuz youre special

@officialunitedstates

Fuck you