#something's cooking bro

[theconfusedartist]

so...Desmond was captured by Abstergo in Washington Square Park in canon. which is in Manhattan

and Connor kills Washington in the au

things just get juicier and juicier

[anbaisai]

Alright whatever you say Mr. Jamil "I'm Normal" Viper

(Full text transcription: God it looks so cute on her I think she should transfer to Scarabia permanently but I know that won't happen I hate this damn school)

[arthursfuckinghat]

Munch munch

[generalsdiary]

hybrid cat!ratio but aventurine isn't aware how feline like he is, until a sleep deprived ratio sits beside him on the couch and rests his head on his shoulder. and purs. aventurine freezes, soft rumbling of veritas' chest soothing him, and then, if purring wasn't enough, the long purple tail curls up in his lap. aventurine wants to jump out of his skin- cuddly veritas? doctor veritas ratio purring, seeking touch? kakavasha is losing his shit by the second.

meanwhile ratio is running on three hours of sleep for a stupid reason, and he simply embraces aventurine, cuddling closer wanting more of this comfort.

the last straw is ratio nuzzling his face into the blond's neck. rubbing his cheeks, nose against the soft skin. the furry ears brushing past his jaw. purring getting louder.

aventurine is a mess, he loves it of course, nonetheless he is caught off guard. he attempts at one of his one liners, to feel out the atmosphere, "do you... also meow?" he ends up sounding like a teenage boy stuttering in front of his crush.

shivers go down his spine when ratio speaks lowly against his ear in a husky voice, "would you like to hear it?"

[basslinegrave]

i want them to share a ciggie so bad (and monarch can then yell at both of them)

[explodingstarlight]

spent a month mashing two of my long term hyperfixations together into an AU, bone apple teeth

I wouldn't consider this a crossover as much as an inspired AU because autism brain drew parallels between the two narratives and I think it would be fun to explore the earlier years of the apocalypse, before the world is absolutely decimated (alongside many of the resources), before the fam loses Donnie and Raph, et cetera. I have Plans™

Paying homage to this iconic panel from The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys: National Anthem:

Still finalizing each of the bro's code names, but here are the initial drafts and close-ups of their designs:

Riff-Raph

Donamite

Antimatter Master-Plan

Magic Mic

[ramenrescue]

I realized after I drew both of these that the lasso fill tool was set to 90% opacity for some reason, which is not what I wanted

[elevenenthusiast]

I have the PERFECT idea for the first teaser of ST5 hear me out

Imagine the teaser starts right where we left off in Season 4. It then rewinds through the seasons, moving from the end all the way back to Season 1. As this happens, the show's theme music plays backward, growing slower and more eerie with each passing second. When it reaches Season 1, it stops on the moment where Will is holding the gun, We then get a brief, chilling glimpse of what he saw (Vecna) just before vanishing into the Upside Down. The screen then fades to black, and the Stranger Things title emerges with a huge “5” in the background. The “5” flickers just like the lightbulb did when Will disappeared. (Just to create a more dramatic effect)

To give you an idea of how the theme would sound, imagine it playing backward with a glitchy effect, getting more distorted with background voices from different characters, each repeating lines they've said in the previous seasons.

[palskippah]

Hi!

Mario’s distaste for mushrooms is so funny and it gives material to draw stuff like this hehe

(Based over a fic I read years ago where the guy craved a fruit that literally every single person in that world hated and so he ate it shamefully ajksdjsad here Mario just eats angrily bc he hates it)

Also I say that at any inconvenience regarding the pregnancy Mario goes >:c to his belly, like he’s mad at the babies asdlaskd and Peach plays along.

(Also- sorry to people that actually speak italian, I did translate what Mario’s saying in google akjdjksdak he’s saying btw “how dare you two? To betray your own mother...”)

[thechibilitwick]

shidou rolls “worst joint ever” (asked to leave milgram)

[jam-campasta]

trying to be more comfy posting rough art again.. heres billy and the disembodied head of Henchman 24

[marciliedonato]

marcille: *fighting the mad mage*

senshi: 🧍🏼‍♀️🧍🏼‍♀️🥘

[bleue-flora]

Techno calling out Quackity’s flawed plan in prison might be my favorite my Techno scene. Like he really just calls it like it is and it always makes me wish he was in more scenes with people, like how many nonsensical logic or plans would he have called out? Like just imagine Techno showing up to the Disc Confrontation and calling out Dream’s bs… “Bro, really made a prison and then said let me put Skeppy in this tiny cage.” Or “You actually put a nether portal in your secret base, man. You could not have played this worse.”

[fehzsterr]

he would be the type to attempt to perform black magic and get away with it..... (i love dungeon meshi guys)

[overly-verbose]

I'm just thinking that Uraume is a great cook, but the real masterpieces are made up of people. I understand that Sukuna will be a little uncomfortable eating people's kebabs (that usually scares teenagers, you know). BUT. The moral mobility of His Evil Majesty's mentality simply says to me: Find the enemy, and the big guy will finally get a nice meal. He worked so hard, he deserves dinner. ("Fu_k, Marry, Eat" game. Start). SO. ONE DAY. People tempura — yes or no? How much Curse is in our King?

Uraume is indeed a great cook, ridiculously even lol

- I mean afaik it's canon that, whilst human meat is supposedly difficult to prepare well, they managed to do it; which is one of the main reasons why Sukuna kept them around aside from the fact that they're a powerful sorcerer lol

(he most probably liked the unaltered taste by itself too (he did in my Series Canon for sure), but Uraume made it additionally enjoyable - so for Mr. I Do What I Want it was definitely a unique plus lol)

As for SIkuna eating people, hmm

Although he's pretty deeply in denial about it, he doesn't actually directly feel anything negative at the prospect

(as showed in Part 4, he actually found the little taste of Yuji's blood he got by accident ridiculously enjoyable, if in terms of Identity Issues and 'Ah Shit That's The Kid's Blood' extremely distressing as well. What a fun combination)

- it's Everything Else around it that makes him uneasy; like the fact that he Knows It's Wrong, The Kids Would Most Freaking Likely Not Like it, and just overall the Character Dissonance he feels about it all

because how the fuck can he be a protective inner marshmallow that would just like to hug the kids, and give them headpats, and heal their wounds, and just overall take care of them as best as he can 🥺

and someone that gets absolutely freaking giddy at the idea and acts of violence and bloodshed (as long as it doesn't involve Some People but especially if it involves Other Ones) at the same time y'know?

(sorry bro, you're not gonna get any less contradictory anytime soon if ever - have fun being yourself, whatever that means, lol

Complex characterisation and all that ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ)

But returning to the topic; I won't say anything about further down the timeline

(he might, he might not, who knows, probably not in a way that would upset the kids too much if anything but ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯)

but there is this one particular, hm, person that would fit all boxes in terms of being a mostly guiltless but still tasty snack, though not as tasty as possible, who miight be meeting him relatively soon (how??)

- and SIkuna wouldn't even need to break any promises with Yuji (oop spoiler 👀) to indeed have a spooky snack!

So, before anything as sophisticated as tempura - there may be moreso sashimi :] *HeeHee HoHo's a bit as lighting strikes in the background and I comically jump in surprise because wtf the sky's clear-????*

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[honeyfractals]

wasteland queens