#something's cooking bro
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so...Desmond was captured by Abstergo in Washington Square Park in canon. which is in Manhattan
and Connor kills Washington in the au
things just get juicier and juicier
#also#this actually really works out for me with the protocreed au#i was wondering where the fuck Desmond would actually get captured bc Alex would never let anything bad happen to him so long as he's aronud#this gives me such an easy solution: Desmond was at the park with Elijah and Dana on his day off#realized that they were being followed and had them use their escape plan: pretend like Dana is the mom and Desmond splits off to fight#he loses the fight and Dana and Elijah tell Alex once they manage to get to safety#they squirrel Desmond out of NY#and the only reason that Alex doesn't get to Desmond in the main run of this au is bc they traveled over water#and he needed to get an aircraft that wouldn't immediately get shot down#something's cooking bro#it's this STORY
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Alright whatever you say Mr. Jamil "I'm Normal" Viper
(Full text transcription: God it looks so cute on her I think she should transfer to Scarabia permanently but I know that won't happen I hate this damn school)
#my art#twisted wonderland#twst#jamil viper#twst oc#twst yuu#oc#shiokawa mayu#jamil viper x yuu#jamimayu#me realizing i never really made her try on the other dorm uniforms so#heres scarabia first#bros so normal about it#its okay jamil#you can just you know#kidnap her a second time or something (im kidding)#i should be studying for exams but... i cannot resist the beckon of my tablet....#(im cooked)
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Munch munch
#bro ate some beef then threw the rest on the ground#probably something he cooked himself lmao#ohhh I love this mission though#I love bonding missions where you get to fool around and get to know people better#oh lenny#mick squeaks#mick gifs#different format today only because I wanted to capture all the nice details in good quality#<3#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#arthur morgan#lenny summers#red dead redemption community#red dead redemption gifs
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hybrid cat!ratio but aventurine isn't aware how feline like he is, until a sleep deprived ratio sits beside him on the couch and rests his head on his shoulder. and purs. aventurine freezes, soft rumbling of veritas' chest soothing him, and then, if purring wasn't enough, the long purple tail curls up in his lap. aventurine wants to jump out of his skin- cuddly veritas? doctor veritas ratio purring, seeking touch? kakavasha is losing his shit by the second.
meanwhile ratio is running on three hours of sleep for a stupid reason, and he simply embraces aventurine, cuddling closer wanting more of this comfort.
the last straw is ratio nuzzling his face into the blond's neck. rubbing his cheeks, nose against the soft skin. the furry ears brushing past his jaw. purring getting louder.
aventurine is a mess, he loves it of course, nonetheless he is caught off guard. he attempts at one of his one liners, to feel out the atmosphere, "do you... also meow?" he ends up sounding like a teenage boy stuttering in front of his crush.
shivers go down his spine when ratio speaks lowly against his ear in a husky voice, "would you like to hear it?"
#chat did i cook#i feel like theres a lot of potential here#might write something longer based on this#aventio#raturine#ratiorine#golden ratio#hsr#honkai star rail#dr veritas ratio#aventurine#dr ratio x aventurine#kakavasha#cat hybrid!ratio#fluff#drabble#bro just imagine a MAN like ratio whispering into your ear with that deep voice about meowing??
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spent a month mashing two of my long term hyperfixations together into an AU, bone apple teeth
I wouldn't consider this a crossover as much as an inspired AU because autism brain drew parallels between the two narratives and I think it would be fun to explore the earlier years of the apocalypse, before the world is absolutely decimated (alongside many of the resources), before the fam loses Donnie and Raph, et cetera. I have Plans™
Paying homage to this iconic panel from The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys: National Anthem:
Still finalizing each of the bro's code names, but here are the initial drafts and close-ups of their designs:
Riff-Raph
Donamite
Antimatter Master-Plan
Magic Mic
#louder than god's revolver and twice as shiny#*blends Danger Days and Kraang!Timeline future in my brain* oh we cooking now#representation for early invasion mutant turtle teens my beloved#before they truly see the full extent of the Kraang conflict#I think they originally went into the bad timeline seeing this as a fight they could win#like the season 1 finale against shredder!Draxum#the grim reality is something that dawns on them later#but if the kraang hate one thing its persistent hope and authenticity#what could beings that prize power and assimilation despise more than those fighting them seemingly not taking them seriously?#we be we!! embrace the turtle baby /ref#there's this vision of the turtles speeding through the outskirts nyc jamming to loud music and blasting the hell outta Kraang hounds#fyi this AU is inspired more-so by the Danger Days album and The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys: California than National Anthem#guess which killjoy each bros outfit is inspired by :) guess :)))#the fabulous mad dogs au#tfmd au#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt#tmnt#rise of the tmnt the movie#explodingstar art#rise donnie#rise mikey#rise raph#rise leo#tmnt au#rottmnt kraang timeline#danger days
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I realized after I drew both of these that the lasso fill tool was set to 90% opacity for some reason, which is not what I wanted
#golden kamuy fanart#ogata hyakunosuke#asirpa#oripa#chapter 310 ogata is truly was a spectacle#“what was bro cooking” but also#bro was cooking something#camrydraws
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I have the PERFECT idea for the first teaser of ST5 hear me out
Imagine the teaser starts right where we left off in Season 4. It then rewinds through the seasons, moving from the end all the way back to Season 1. As this happens, the show's theme music plays backward, growing slower and more eerie with each passing second. When it reaches Season 1, it stops on the moment where Will is holding the gun, We then get a brief, chilling glimpse of what he saw (Vecna) just before vanishing into the Upside Down. The screen then fades to black, and the Stranger Things title emerges with a huge “5” in the background. The “5” flickers just like the lightbulb did when Will disappeared. (Just to create a more dramatic effect)
To give you an idea of how the theme would sound, imagine it playing backward with a glitchy effect, getting more distorted with background voices from different characters, each repeating lines they've said in the previous seasons.
#Duffer bros hire me i’m not a professional but i can cook something up with the mind i have!#stranger things#will byers#mike wheeler#byler#eleven#max mayfield#lucas sinclair#dustin henderson#stranger things 5#Youtube#It started with will it’ll end with will
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Last night I dreamt we got dropped 2 surprise trailers and a clip for the next Super Mario Bros movie.
The premise was that Mario, Luigi, and Princess Peach got teleported 200 years into the future by a mysterious energy field while fighting Bowser (it had been implied he'd escaped his captivity at some point.) They found themselves in a chaotic world of destruction and decay, and came to discover every section of the world was being guarded by an adult, Bowser-sized Koopaling, who was still under the command of an elderly, now all-powerful Bowser who resided in The Darklands.
There were complaints that... while the film did look good... it felt like they skipped over an entire extra movie in the middle to flesh out Mario as a hero, establish how Bowser escaped, and properly introduce The Koopalings as we know them.
To offset this, Nintendo released a full-color manga to fill the gap between the two movies, but apparently it was really hard to get ahold of. I could barely find anything of it except one or two images online, and an incomplete version of the manga via an extremely lucky thrift store find.
#Me: Alright! Thanksgiving tomorrow! Time to shift into cooking and socialization mode#My subconscious pounding on the table with its fists: MARIO TIME. MARIO TIME. MARIO TIME. MARIO TIME#The Super Mario Bros Movie#silly nonsense#There was a lot more details in the dream but I'm whittling it down for brevity#best part was when Mario Peach and Luigi were riding an old tram to a new location#and Peach took the moment to take Mario aside ask questions about Luigi and his anxiety and how to help him with it#that was cute. I'd very much like something like that in the actual sequel
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Hi!
Mario’s distaste for mushrooms is so funny and it gives material to draw stuff like this hehe
(Based over a fic I read years ago where the guy craved a fruit that literally every single person in that world hated and so he ate it shamefully ajksdjsad here Mario just eats angrily bc he hates it)
Also I say that at any inconvenience regarding the pregnancy Mario goes >:c to his belly, like he’s mad at the babies asdlaskd and Peach plays along.
(Also- sorry to people that actually speak italian, I did translate what Mario’s saying in google akjdjksdak he’s saying btw “how dare you two? To betray your own mother...”)
#super mario bros#mario mario#princess peach#mareach#mpreg#my art#also it's been years and yet I can't understand how to make basic lighting work but it was needed sorryyyy#thinking of that concept art where he is suffering trying to eat a cooked mushroom#also I love dad mario but also i love mama mario so im conflicted#it could be mommy peach and mama mario IDKKK#I actually don't like 'mommy' but I was thinking of Mami Peach in spanish and that's the translation alskdskad#t4t mareach for the win#also i'm not sure if poke is the correct word for when you touch something repeatedly with a finger#but I think it is#i'm cringe and yet not free#I still get kinda nervous about posting mpreg akjsdj#mareach preggy stuff
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shidou rolls “worst joint ever” (asked to leave milgram)
#milgram#milgram fanart#shidou kirisaki#kazui mukuhara#0507#kazushidou#i drew this for something else but why not post it#anyways why does shidou suck with his hands like isn’t he a surgeon#he be shit at art he be shit at cutting flowers he be shit at cooking bro cannot do anything#genuinely hope amane stabs his hands crucifix style /j but maybe not really#chibi's art/rkgk
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PVP CIV TRANS ALLEGORY???
#its not#im delusional#but something about parrots spiel bro#omg#holy shit#i cant with this fucking series#pvp civilization#pvpciv#IM GOING A LITTLE FUCKING CRAZY OVER THIS EPISODE IF YALL CANT TELL#IT WAS SO GOOD#the animation#it was so gas#evbo you keep cooking bro holy FUCKKKKK#seawatts gonna be in season 2 trust#guys trust me#(coping)#guys#guys pvp seavbo trust#trident seawatt#trust
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trying to be more comfy posting rough art again.. heres billy and the disembodied head of Henchman 24
#the venture bros#vbros#venture bros#henchman 24#Master Billy Quizboy#billy quizboy#myart#uhhh so context behind this is silly if anyone cares to read my ramblings#back when my partner showed my vbros we'd do bits with each other impersonating the characters#i can mimic billys lisp and they can do 24's voice pretty good#so while i was cooking something once they just started recording us doing a bit with the two of them#and i thought it might be cool to experiment with blender and make an animatic#and i modeled the kitchen after our own kitchen jhbKJNDFVDF#then lost all motivation after drawing this one and only frame LMAOOO#the end :]
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Am I missing something, wasn’t Vander going crazy Singed’s fault because he said he was gonna “slow viktor’s progress” and gave him some kinda injection, why are people blaming Jayce for that incident?? 😭😭
#Jayce may be crashing out rn but I say let him cook I think he’s onto something#even if I’m still sad about viktor 😭#I finished act 2 !!!#it was so good bro 😭😭😭😭#ending had me screaming#why can’t they let these sisters be happy 😭😭😭#I can’t believe I have to wait a week 😔#arcane#arcane spoilers
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marcille: *fighting the mad mage*
senshi: 🧍🏼♀️🧍🏼♀️🥘
#Bro you can't cook those 😭😭#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#senshi of izganda#wow anna said something#anna's shitposts#Sjsjsjsjshzhsjzj#welcome to the circus#'so anyway I started cooking'
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Techno calling out Quackity’s flawed plan in prison might be my favorite my Techno scene. Like he really just calls it like it is and it always makes me wish he was in more scenes with people, like how many nonsensical logic or plans would he have called out? Like just imagine Techno showing up to the Disc Confrontation and calling out Dream’s bs… “Bro, really made a prison and then said let me put Skeppy in this tiny cage.” Or “You actually put a nether portal in your secret base, man. You could not have played this worse.”
#it would’ve been so funny like Techno just calling out Dream like bro you actually are explicitedly not robbing people XD#Techno standing next to Punz in the finale like didn’t you say —- or whatever XD#someone write that fanfic please. it’d be so good#let me cook#c!dream#dsmp#dreblr#c!rivals duo#c!rivals#c!technoblade#c!techno#rivalsblr#to those in my inbox asking for Techno… does this count as something? lol… sorry I kinda follow where my brain takes me XD perhaps it will#take me to a techno take soon :) …
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he would be the type to attempt to perform black magic and get away with it..... (i love dungeon meshi guys)
#art#tf2 art#tf2 fanart#corvidsart#thecorviddoctor#tf2#medic#medic tf2#tf2 medic#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi crossover#dungeon meshi au#everytime they cook something delicious i just feel hungry bro....#fortress meshi#rendering practice again (excuse to try out a new brush)
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