#something that requires and skill for once. sincerely all of the ACTUAL gamers. posted in the apex legends 420 friends subreddit
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yoo jonghyuk self identified pro gamer loses at uno against a 12 year old universal god every time they play together. more at 10
#.text#orv#pov you are a Pro Gamer and your boyfriends daughter keeps beating you at uno.#no she isnt cheating. but also i think itd be really funny if she did.#there they are drifting in space slowly freezing to death seemingly on your last legs n ur dead boyfriends daughter keeps#trying to cheer you up by playing card games and keeps accidentally winning#thought of this post bc i kept thinking 'you are not a gamer yoo jonghyuk rant'#yoo jonghyuk voice. no you are NOT a gamer. no no no no you are NOT a GAMER. i am so SICK of all these people who THINK they are gamers#NO YOURE NOT. most of you arent even CLOSE to being gamers. i see all these people saying 'i put well over a hundred hours into#this game and its great' THATS NOTHING. THATS NOTHING. most of us could easily put 300+ in all of our games#i see people who only a nintendo switch and claim to be gamers. come talk to me when you pick up a ps4 controller. THEN#we'll be friends. oh. also. dear women: pokemon is not a real game. animal crossing. is not a real game. the sims? is not a real game.#mario is not a real game. stardew valley? is not a real game. MOBILE GAMES. ARE NOT. REAL. GAMES. put down the baby games and try#something that requires and skill for once. sincerely all of the ACTUAL gamers. posted in the apex legends 420 friends subreddit#no he would not actually say that but it amuses me to think about it
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