#something something essence exposure due to wackiness and potent magic of the mansion's inhabitants
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portable friend (magic)
#in an alternate universe a bird is telling the audience that he will pull a disaster gay out of his hat . everyone is amazed#i am clawing my way out of depression like NO!!! WE DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS!!!!!!! WE HAVE TO LOOK AT EIDEN IN HIS LITTLE OUTFIT!!!!#WITH HIS NEW FRIEND!!!! seriously. where did he get that bird. is he a dove whisperer after all?#secret language training with Father? maybe not. magic pigeons and owls probably speak different dialects of Bird#eiden eating so much at the mansion that he frequently passes out in the courtyard#he tried to walk off the feast. that fool.#so while he's napping on the ground#pigeons and the like will pick the crumbs off him#something something essence exposure due to wackiness and potent magic of the mansion's inhabitants#or maybe the bird just ate off eiden so many times that even when eiden wakes up#the bird is unafraid. keeps pecking away#and eiden's like. You are my new friend. wawnt to be a part of my magic act?#and birdie's all 'coo' (if you got more crumbs? yea boi)#eiden rewards birdie with many plentiful crumbs after each magic training session#soon the magic dove shall be the one passed out in the courtyard#and SMALLER creatures will come to feast upon the residual crumbs#thus perpetuating the food-coma-scavenger-magic-duo dynamic into perpetuity (microscopic level)#i too was reminded of our beloved pigeon dating game as soon as i saw that magic bird#hm. what shall i call this combination of concepts?#i have a feeling i will revisit it. almost certainly. thus i need a tag for it#nu: hatoful sounds too much like an actual part of the original series LOL#then perhaps we shall go with#nu: hatoval#nu carnival eiden
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