#someone was clearly capable of tracking down Thomas' and Pamela's marriage license

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favorite Lucille Sharpe Fail Behavior:

none of the brides were actually poisoned to death. Lucille killed all of them violently because she...got tired of having them around, I guess?

seriously, pay attention to their ghosts. Margaret has major head trauma; Pamela has a rope around her neck. Enola, one could make an argument for based just on the movie, but in the character bios Del Toro gave the actors, it says Lucille killed her the day the baby died (bio says she killed the baby, too, but I tend to leave it ambiguous since the movie seems to imply that it was medical or an accident)

girl. you have specially-formulated Murder Tea that you created yourself. and you have NEVER LET IT ACTUALLY WORK

wet pathetic rancid queen energy, honestly