#someone rb a normal assassin post I had and I was like

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FOR THE 5 OTHER NORMAL ASSASSIN FANS

[lucaanis]

SFW: 11 & 14 NSFW: 9 & 13 for lleyth/Lucanis pretty please ^^

yippeee!! thank you for enabling me >:D I didn't see you rb the post but if you want me to shoot some prompts back let me know!! ^_^

prompt post can be found here :3

11 — Baths or showers? Together or separate? Any bubbles or bubble fights?

yesss this question feeds into my lighthouse communal bathroom agenda.... I don't think bathing together would be a frequent thing bc lleyth has a whole system of hair maintenance they gotta work through and tends to be In There for a while & likes taking baths as a way to be alone with their thoughts for a bit 😭 but if lucanis ever accidentally wandered in (i think as the resident Up Late Overthinking It assassins of the group they both would try to wait until everyone else is asleep/settled down for the night to take their individual baths, which could lead to an accidental "oops I guess we had the same idea" schedule overlap moment) they wouldn't chase him away & would encourage him to stay if he's fine with it :') you heard of the "there was only one bed" trope now get ready for "there was only one big hot bath and we're both tired and hot water sounds so good right now and im gonna be in here for a while so you might as well just get in here and we can both soak in the soup in comfortable silence and try not to think too hard about it" 😈 2 crows sitting in the hot tub 10 feet apart because they're both yearning etc etc

14 — Who is the highest maintenance? Does the other mind?

I think lleyth would technically be higher maintenance... they DO unfortunately bear a lot of similarities with viago and "particular" would definitely be a word to describe them. like lucanis is clearly comfortable with having the bare minimum necessities in his scary dark and cramped pantry room but lleyth took one look at the meditation room and went "yea no i'm not sleeping in here this place is creepy" and brought a bunch of luxuries to the lighthouse like expensive silk pillowcases and their alchemy workstation and big fluffy blankets. and also dark drapery to keep the light out of their room + fancy incense from rivain that they like so it always smells "right" in there LOL. and they take their hair and makeup very seriously and have like 8 different hair products they use regularly and they WILL have a category 5 dramatic breakdown if they have a bad hair day or their routine gets thrown off. I don't think lucanis minds any of this however and instead finds their particularities cute/endearing 🥺

+ nsfw prompts under the cut! :3c

9 — Quickest turn ons? Immediate turn offs?

oh boy this is a good one... a turn on they both share is unfortunately watching each other Kill Good in combat. and I like to think they definitely show off a little bit for each other and make everyone else annoyed sdkdhgfdkfhddjk lucanis in particular likes getting lleyth's attention in a fight. especially once their relationship is established bc then lleyth 100% will shamelessly tell him if something he did was hot with varying levels of explicit detail depending on whether or not someone else is in earshot. they wouldn't be very good antivan crows if they didn't get a little hot and bothered over watching their partner murder someone in a sexy creative way. 😌😌

quickest turn ons for lleyth: they LOVE having their hips touched or grabbed, being yanked around or held in place by their hips will definitely get them going 👀 another one is specifically any time lucanis starts to get needy or desperate and gets a little more handsy or takes more control as a result because. well. they like feeling desired, and knowing that something they did turned him on makes them feel like they're getting a good grade in being sexy and getting their partner off, which is both normal to want and reasonable to achieve— because they are, quite literally, a slut for positive reinforcement. and they also like being submissive during sex more often than not, but they're also chill & have fun with being the one in control if that's what lucanis prefers! they just also think it's Hot when he takes over and knows what he wants and they just get to be under him and shut their brain off. additionally, they would be lying if they said spite's wings didn't do anything for them 😌 but they wouldn't want to admit it either... however when lucanis pulls those thangs out they become the marina microphone meme so it's pretty easy to tell that it works (BIG thanks to taash for the advice bestie, he listened, or at the very least spite did and is pulling a literal wingman move)

and for lucanis: lleyth having their hair down is definitely one of them, especially if they take it down and shake it out in front of him 👀 he really likes feeling their thighs around him (especially around his head i mean what who said that) and i think he also definitely responds well to praise 😌 and lleyth in particular is VERY good at dirty talk and would hit him with the critical hit combo of saying something completely obscene in a very loving and encouraging way. teehee. he's also a big fan of the noises they make when they get close and he uh. definitely likes to take a moment to watch when they climax bc. yeah. yeah. and this one is the WORST but another thing lleyth is really good at that he likes is being very physically affectionate during sex in general, they really crank up the passion with lots of kisses and caresses and doing things like lacing their fingers together and holding his hand. and frankly, gross 🫵 im kinkshaming both of them for that one the most

as far as turn offs go, there's hardly anything super specific that would come up or be an issue because all of lleyth's hard limits (of which there are few but still) are things lucanis wouldn't even consider, and lleyth is always checking w/ lucanis to make sure anything they do is wanted and enjoyed (and they encourage him to communicate anything he wants to do or try as well). that being said, I think lleyth would stop things immediately if spite ended up taking full control because the specifics of consent in that situation are frankly a nightmare, and even if there WAS explicit consent they would probably kill the mood by overthinking it. making themself completely dry and flaccid from pondering the ramifications of the maze etc etc. they're okay with cuddling spite and other non-sexual forms of intimacy though because spite needs hugs and cuddles sometimes too :')

13 — Who’s loud? Who’s quiet? Does one try to make the other louder/quieter? How?

I don't think either of them are particularly loud but I think lleyth would be the noisiest... partly because they DO play it up a little bit, not in the sense that they're faking it but because they want their partner to know they're definitely enjoying it and they want them to feel good, so it's kind of a "getting into character" thing sgdhjfgdjh but when they get close they start to break character a bit and the sounds they make become more genuine and desperate 😌 but they also really like listening to the sounds lucanis makes and WOULD try to get more out of him and would definitely take note of anything that seems to get more vocal responses out of him for nefarious and wicked purposes. and they would also actively object if he tried to be quiet or covered his mouth at all. not on their watch buddy 🫵 if he's not moaning and whimpering in it then they are doing something WRONG