#someday i'll also talk abt the more original story i have for these guys . but not today . oops

[spiritoast]

THEYRE DONE. THEYRE DONE (EXPLODES

sooo uhhmm im making a whole bunch of proper character refs in preparation for artfight next month and i already had bits and pieces for all three of my loathing guys so i knocked em out first. including my WoL girlie who ive never rlly posted abt before. grins

im gonna blab abt them a little more mostly just things i couldn’t fit into the sheet proper and i won’t go Too INTO into the story things i have for them. maybe ill talk about them more another time but. aheem heem. under the cut that’ll go

JOHNNY GOLDSMITH

Jazz Agent, protag of my (almost. herngh) max shadow taint + curse run that I still haven’t finished. Private investigator, sleazy loser, enjoyer of fine shades. The P.I. part comes in with a missing person case that doesn’t really go anywhere. Don’t worry about it. He may or may not be doomed to destroy all of eternity at some point leading to an endless loop of resurrection and re-destruction but we aren’t quite there yet so ssshhh we stay stilly abt it <3

Notable Perks: Ambition, Insectologist

Companions: Alphonse Gator, Simone Chekhov

GRIZZLY MAYNARD

Cow Puncher, protag of my first successful hard hat run (and potential protagonist of a one-day hard hat run if I ever do one of those because i am too attached to her oops). Normal farm girl turned Literal Demon™ after she gets a little silly and makes a deal with the Hellcows to protect her family should they start going east that basically boils down to “If you can’t beat ‘em, join’ em”. She’s not evil but she might’ve accidentally started that aforementioned endless loop by screwing with Ancient Evils stuck in a stupid-looking hat. #girl

Notable Perks: Boon of Duke Bovicus, Cowrrupted, Honorable

Pardner: Doc Alice

HUGH WILLOUGHBY

Cheese Wizard, protag of my initial blind run of Shadows and. aheem. future protag for a 100% max difficulty run. My explanation for them being here twice is “time loop”. Just a simple pyrokinetic trying to survive who is ever-so-slightly doomed to be permanently lost to time and space and then be erased and recreated ad infinitum thanks to the meddling of some schmoe with a grease gun and stupid sunglasses. If you even LOOK at them with a hint of ill intent they will start trembling like a chihuahua . sorry

Notable Perks: Checkered Past, Cryptobotanist

Companions: Molly Buttons, Barker