#some of us weren't american!! Some of us went to schools with shitty funding!!! Some of our families didn't have much money!!!!

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I find it weird when ppl act like things like having used blackboards+whiteboards and the big chunky tvs r experiences only 90s kids and before would know,, like?? Hi???

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I think I'ma write smth for yandere dolphin mic (horny mf) and shark aizawa (two weenies), like I'm vibin with that and it's only fair to celebrate mermay that way!!! I'ma giving u a heads up, both for accountability purposes but also bc I thought you may like to know!!!

(Funny story tho? I'm going to school for marine biology, and we had a course for that in high school! Of course I hope in there real quick because it's legit one of the only classes that interested me then. Funny thing about poor southern American public schools; they're not well funded and teachers don't really care too much since their not paid in any way enough to deal with some of the stuff they did, and the kids did not make it any easier ppft!

So coolest thing about the marine bio course, we went up through the animal kingdom with dissections. The final one was lil dog sharks! And see, apparently of the whole class my group had the *only* female. We only found this out after another classmate passed us and was like, wow!!! No dick!!!

Of course we're like wtf? They show off, and consequently other groups do as well, all the other perserved sharks dicks are standing at attention. Now of course you take a group of 15/16 year olds and basically have no supervision, mannn kids were cutting the bricks off with the scalpels and lining them up, we honestly were having a fun time tbh?!

See very much science done that day 😂😂😂

But honestly I have so many fond memories of that class, and if was so funny like these sharks stank stank bc not only were they donated from another school, but they also have expiration dates? Now they weren't rotting or anything but the chemicals preserving them got a bit funky lol!!! Not to mention the scalpels we were using? Dull as hell, and sharks skin is made of the same material as teeth, so it was honestly a bit of a workout to saw through the skin???

But yeaaaa I wanted to share and I thought it might cheer you up a bit to imagine a buncha kids comparing cut off shark dicks for fun!) 💜💜💜 Grem

(also I really need to make that new account, I want to send cursed images, purely bc I'm a gremlin)

omg yeah of course I want to know hdsjhdsj 👀 horny mf + two dicks sounds like a hellish combination hehe Omg that story is a trip and a half - I’m in awe that they’d let you do that as kids lol!! But how cool that you’re going to school for that now - target audience reached hehe And I can’t- god those poor sharks 😂😭 Teenagers, istg tw. bodies mention under the readmore

Ah, our blades are just as shitty, lol 😂 When I did flaps on pig heads I had change those suckers every ten minutes - and I don’t even remember how many we used on our body donor when we skinned her- and with shark skin being super tough it’s a miracle you didn’t lose your mind. Nothing worse than a dull blade omg 💀 Thanks for the ask that sure as hell made me laugh 😂 what a way to begin MerMay omfg (omg yes please do, I’ll wait patiently (✿◡‿◡))