#some husband p

[anonymergremlin]

"Mx and Mr. puppet"

Have a little thing with inventor!stalker!reader and their husband >:)

The doorbell of the shop rang as the elderly man stepped inside. He carefully removed the topper from his head and held it against his chest. A "Good afternoon" echoed through the shop. Eyes wandered from left to right, searching for the person in charge. The shop he entered is owned by an inventor, well known for their lovely toys and other delightful gadgets. He hoped they might be able to fix his grandchild's favourite music box. "Good… afternoon," replied a soft male voice, a little choppy but clearly understandable. The voice's owner appeared before him, a young man with long light-grey hair and blue eyes. "Ah! I see! You must be the famous inventor everyone is talking about -" "Sorry." The young man interrupted the elder. He gave a polite shake of his head before speaking again, "My… spouse is the owner. I… am just helping, sorry."

"Pino, my love. Did someone enter the shop?" said a soft and calm voice from the backroom. Their footsteps grew louder and louder until they were finally standing in front of the customer and P. "Ah, welcome. What can I do for you, sir?" [Name] asked with a friendly smile. The eyes of the old man went wide for a second, he hadn't expected to meet someone like them. A young adult, covered in scars, damaged from Krat's former horrors, but here they were standing in front of him with a smile on their face. "'Excuse me, I had to take care of a few things in the back," [Name] turned their eyes to P for a few seconds, "My husband supports me with running the shop, as my health restricts certain functions. Nevertheless… how can I help you sir?". "Well, you see…" he replied, coughing. Could they have been a former stalker? And why does their husband look so familiar to him? "I have this music box… It belongs to my grandchild, but it seems to be broken. I was hopin' you could have a look at it and maybe repair it".

The old man reached inside his pocket, pulling out a wooden brown music box and handing it to [Name]. He watched as they opened the toy, winded up the key, and waited for a response. But nothing happened. They gently pushed and pulled at certain parts, looking at every nook and cranny. "There it is, our little culprit. A gearwheel is damaged, but I can repair it. Would you be so kind, Pino, and get me a new one from our inventory?" P smiled and nodded before disappearing into the storeroom. It took him only a minute to return with said piece, watching his spouse as they repaired the toy with just a few simple steps. The old man watched in amazement as they repaired the music box in just a few minutes. "There you go, sir. It should be all fixed now," they held the box out to him, expecting him to pick it up. At their request, he took the music box and placed it back inside his pocket. "Thank you very much! I hadn't expected such a quick repair. How much will that…" "Nothing," P replied before [Name] could even begin to speak. They nudged him with their elbow and muttered, "Dear, that's my line, haha". They turned their attention back to the old man, "As my husband said. It's on the house. There was only a small issue to fix… knowing that a child will be able to listen to their music box is payement enough". He let a small laugh slip out of his lips before he put the topper back on his head. "So, I guess I should be thanking you. Mx and Mr. , ehm?"

"[Name] [Last Name] and Pinocchio [Same Last Name]"

[straw-terry]

sam max sketchess

[lilidawnonthemoon]

[crystallizedday]

Soooo

My lovely husband @aceofcards0715 introduced me to this funni fishy fella recently

& I came up with a funni idea I really wanted to draw

& uh

I did it. IQNQOSMWODMSOXM

[zappedbyzabka]

Puppy man

[idontmindifuforgetme]

And on this Valentine’s I almost broke down in tears at a wife’s dedication to her heart surgeon husband whose brain is deteriorating with a rare case of dementia

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

dan and phil are like jesus in that they’re dramatic ass fruity men in their 30s always going like “i am making this SACRIFICE for THE PEOPLE” and everyone is like “no one asked you to do this in fact we’d all rather you just did not do this” and they’re like “IT IS TOO LATE NOW YOU HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE CONSEQUENCES THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED” and we’re like “no no we didn’t want this actually and you made this decision with your whole ass adult brain you truly could have just not done this and we’d all be better off for it but now we all have to suffer because YOU refuse to say no to shit” and i think that’s ridiculous stupid annoying awful beautiful

[jezunya]

Angels can sense love (and other virtues), while demons can sense lust (and other vices).

Early on, Crowley can sense Aziraphale's little spikes of lust towards him, and he maybe thinks a time or two about tempting the angel into a serious sin, maybe even something worth falling over...? But he also genuinely likes Aziraphale, more and more each time they meet, and so he holds back. Gets him to try some human food and think a little independently from Heaven's company line. Calls it a win just to have someone to talk to, to have someone who understands even a little, and even more a win when he gets Aziraphale to relax and enjoy himself once in a while.

And then, of course, that sense of lustful, covetous desire coming from the angel wanes and eventually vanishes altogether. Oh, he still senses it occasionally, especially when it comes to acquiring a particularly rare manuscript. But it's never directed towards Crowley anymore, hasn't been for decades, maybe even centuries if he thinks about it.

It's not disappointing. Not really. He wouldn't want to tempt Aziraphale into anything that could actually be harmful to him, after all. Hasn't wanted to do that since sometime back in the Old Testament times, to be honest. It was just... nice? (Ugh.) To know he was wanted, at least in that way. And now that's gone, apparently, Aziraphale's physical desire for him having cooled as they've become friends over the millennia.

(He's still got it, though, if his success inspiring lust and envy in humans when a job requires it is anything to go by. Just can't inspire it anymore in the one being he'd be particularly interested in exploring it with...)

What a shock it is, then, when Aziraphale asks quite desperately one day, after they're finished with Heaven and Hell and their attempts to wipe the Earth from existence, if he can make love to Crowley -- but then also rushes to assure Crowley that it's alright if the answer is no! That what they have now is absolutely perfect! It's only that Crowley is so beautiful, and Aziraphale feels he's half gone out of his mind at times through the long centuries trying to ignore how distractingly much he simply wants to touch him, hold him, caress him... And now that they're here, together, and trying to be honest with each other, trying for open communication, Aziraphale doesn't want to keep this to himself any longer, wants it all out in the open and to know Crowley's thoughts on the matter so that he shall know how to act going forward. It's an excited, blundering, mess of a confession, ending on a stiff-upper-lip determination that most people think is so very English but don't know that Aziraphale actually invented it and that the Brits have just been following his lead all this time.

And Crowley has no idea how to respond, questions getting caught in his throat, tangled around his forked tongue. Because, what? What?!

He watches his angel's face start to crumble as he struggles, and finally his protests take shape: He could sense when Aziraphale stopped wanting him like that! It's been years and years and years! Without a single whiff of lust coming off Aziraphale when he looks at Crowley!

Which, Aziraphale replies, is simply not possible. Because, honestly, he's only come to desire Crowley more over the years: sensually and sexually, yes, but also as a friend and confidante, also romantically. Tenderly. He quite desires Crowley in every way it is possible to do, he thinks.

And really, Aziraphale goes on, feathers a little ruffled now, Crowley needn't pretend or make excuses -- if he doesn't want to be with Aziraphale in that way, he will absolutely respect that. There's no reason to pretend he can't sense how Aziraphale feels, just as Aziraphale has been able to feel Crowley's love for him growing, starting with those bits of affection and interest all the way back in Eden, through to the very purest, most all-encompassing love he's been able to sense from him these last few years, after everything.

But demons can't sense love, Crowley has to remind him a bit tetchily, only vices! Things that lead to sin and degradation and unhappiness! So it's not actually the same at all!

And then he watches Aziraphale make a pretty perfect Shocked Pikachu Face, not that the angel would understand the reference if he told him.

But Aziraphale starts to smile after a moment, even if his eyes are shining with tears at the same time, and the angel breathes that it's not a vice to wish to be close to someone whom you love, and whom you know loves you in return.

The penny drops.

Aziraphale never stopped wanting him -- he just also started loving Crowley at some point.

[dnpbeats]

Knowing their dynamic, neither of them asked if they wanted to be boyfriends. It just happened, lol. They're going to be 80 and still be like, "So... what are we?"

60 year long situationship 😭😭

[logosbot-tm]

Yall miss the desert, I miss the crastle. We are not the same.

[worstloki]

the way jjk relation dynamics are built up you'd think the plot was slice of life family drama or something

[nightcrawlersimpblog]

I JUST KNOW THAT THIS WILL BRING MORE FAN CONTENT! BRING FORTH THE FAN ART AND THE FAN FICTION!

[wildstar25]

literally just thinking about Arsay raha and shtola spending the entire day after the msq is over in their villa just talking about what happened, cuddling, planning some excursions to see the amazing sites, fucking, ordering room service, theorizing on things, ect.

[ifeelfreewithoutmyshoes]

Give me a ship that has the slightest hint of being queer platonic and I promise you I will go wild

[13eyond13]

doing this amazing new thing called eating well EVERY DAY and drinking enough water EVERY DAY and trying to get a bit of a healthy walk in EVERY DAY and sleeping at least 7 hours EVERY DAY... and then looking at my Fitbit stats like a nerd to see what happens EVERY DAY... will let you know if anything interesting does happen

[sysig]

Okay but what if (Patreon)